Life is a Game

The war on the dinner table has entered a white-hot stage.

For a banquet, there are only a few good dishes. Even if it is the Jiang family's banquet, even if two old men cook the dishes, there are only a few dishes that are really worth putting aside the brotherhood/brother-sister relationship to fight for.

Even for the much-anticipated Paopu, there are only a few of the best parts. No matter how good Jiang Weiming's cooking skills are, he can't make different parts of meat with different fat and lean meats equally tasty, juicy, tender and delicious.

Therefore, it only takes a few minutes for the war on the dinner table to start to heat up and end.

A few minutes later, Jiang Feng hiccupped.

The battle was too intense just now, Jiang Feng forgot his original plan in a hurry, and ate two pieces of pancakes, 5 pieces of porpoise and a moon cake, although he was not full, but because he ate too fast, he could not help but eat Hiccup.

Jiang Shoucheng was enjoying the Eight Treasure Chestnut Pigeon to himself, when he saw Jiang Feng hiccupping, he handed over the Coke on hand: "Drink a bottle of Coke and squeeze it."

Jiang Feng took the Coke, gurgled down his stomach, burped another bubble full of carbon dioxide, and continued to eat.

Ji Xia who has witnessed all this:! ! !

It turns out that drinking water after eating is really helpful!

Ji Xia also followed suit by opening the Coke in front of him, gulping down half a bottle of Coke.

"belch."

It's a full burp full of carbon dioxide and very full.

"Hic." Ji Xia covered her mouth, feeling like she couldn't control her hiccups.

Hearing two consecutive belches, Jiang Junlian couldn't help looking at Ji Xia, seeing that the piece of porpoise in her bowl hadn't moved, and asked, "Are you really full?"

Ji Xia nodded repeatedly.

"Then let me help you eat this piece, don't waste it." Jiang Junlian took Paoyu back.

"Do you still eat the Eight Treasures Chestnut Pigeon? My brother said it was specially reserved for you." Jiang Junlian took a fancy to Ji Xia's Eight Treasures Chestnut Pigeon.

Ji Xia shook her head again and again.

Jiang Junlian took the eight-treasure chestnut pigeon with her.

"Do you still eat this orange?"

Ji Xia then shook his head.

Jiang Junlian took away the crab stuffed orange again.

Jiang Junlian paid a piece of porpoise with excellent parts, and reaped the piece of porpoise she paid for, a portion of eight-treasure chestnut pigeon and a portion of crab-stuffed orange.

Jiang Junqing, who had witnessed all this, gave Jiang Junlian a meaningful look.

is a master.

"Sister, give me half of the Eight Treasure Chestnut Pigeon!"

...

A mid-autumn feast was lively and lively.

The two sisters Jiang Junlian and Jiang Junqing were making noise at Jiang Feng's table. The grandchildren of Jiang's family were very mature and stable, they were all focused on eating and had no free mouths to talk.

Jiang Feng's table was relatively quiet, but the table of the elders was quite lively. The Jiang family's daughter-in-law group headed by the eldest aunt first bragged about Grandma Jiang's pancakes, and then ordered the dishes cooked by the two old men one by one. He exaggerated in different ways. Among them, it is the most sincere when boasting about Pao Tu. The eldest aunt used 7 idioms in a row to describe the second aunt Pao Tu and almost missed the conversation.

In the end, the Jiang family's daughter-in-law group did not forget to praise Professor Li and his wife. Although they are not very familiar with each other, it does not prevent them from complimenting others. Anyway, praising people is just like writing essays. There are a lot of essays in the world, and praising people is always the same. Focus on one central point, and the rest is all about nonsense. As long as the words are used correctly, this praise will be considered a success.

At the end of the dinner, Chen Suhua's perception of herself had some deviations.

"My eldest daughter-in-law, although she usually looks cold and indifferent, she is a nice person, especially with her mouth, which can talk." Grandma Jiang said to Chen Suhua with a smile, still a little unfulfilled when she was packing the dishes.

Grandma Jiang is already thinking about whether to make pancakes for her talking daughter-in-law tomorrow morning.

"It is true that she can talk." Chen Suhua agreed very much, "She makes people feel comfortable when she speaks, and she speaks directly from our hearts."

"That's not true. It's a pity that I only gave birth to 5 brats and didn't give birth to a daughter. If I gave birth to a daughter..." Grandma Jiang was stunned for a while, thinking about her two delicious, lazy, and not good at studying, but sweet-talking The granddaughter suddenly felt that there was nothing good about her daughter.

"How?" Chen Suhua didn't know that Grandma Jiang's mind was jumping so fast, and she was still stuck on the previous topic.

"I will let her study hard, and she will be thinking about how to be lazy and sweet talk every day."

Chen Suhua:? ? ?

You just didn't seem to mean that.

The two granddaughters in Grandma Jiang's heart who know to be lazy and slippery every day are now exchanging feelings with Ji Xia.

"Xia Xia, have you ever been to the Great Wall?"

"No."

"Have you ever been to the Forbidden City?"

"No."

"Have you seen the flag raising?"

"No."

"Brother, you are going too far!" The two sisters said in unison, turning their guns on Jiang Feng who was dating Wu Minqi, no, discussing cooking skills.

Jiang Feng:? ? ?

"Xia Xia has eaten roast duck," Jiang Feng said.

"twice."

Rampage!

Considering that today is the holiday, no matter how cruel the landlord is, he should give the bonded workers a half-day off. Even the mid-autumn festival of the third year of high school usually gives half a day off. Ji Xia is not an ordinary body worker either, she is a gold medal body worker who never 996 directly all year round without salary and even takes care of Jiang Feng's family hygiene. The capitalist Jiang Feng decided to give Ji Xia a half-day off for the sake of seeing that today is the Mid-Autumn Festival, and putting Ji Xia in the back kitchen can do nothing but make trouble, and it is rare for Ji Xia to meet two people of the same age who can talk. She went out to play with the two sisters Jiang Junlian and Jiang Junqing, and even approved a sum of money for the game.

"Xia Xia." Jiang Feng walked towards Ji Xia with a pleasant face, "You worked hard today too, it's a big holiday, so you don't have to go to the store later, let's hang out with your two uncles."

"Okay, that's great!" Jiang Junlian agreed directly to help Ji Xia, looking at Jiang Feng, her eyes were filled with the word "give money".

Of course Jiang Feng had to give money, and Jiang Junlian had to give money, who said that Ji Xia didn't have a mobile phone and Jiang Feng himself didn't have cash.

"Eight hundred!" Jiang Junlian opened her mouth loudly.

"Eight hundred? What are you going to do? Three hundred at the most!" Jiang Feng cut it in half and subtracted one hundred.

"At least six hundred. Junqing and I took Xia Xia to eat roast duck. Xia Xia is so pitiful that she only ate roast duck twice." Jiang Junlian almost said that I was so pitiful that I only ate roast duck once.

"How can it be six hundred for three people to eat roast duck? You think you... oh, six hundred? I'll forward you on WeChat." Jiang Feng immediately took out his phone, and the deal was concluded.

"Come back early, preferably before nine thirty." Jiang Feng reminded.

Jiang Junlian took Ji Xia's hand and took her out, as excited as a piglet out of the slaughterhouse: "Xia Xia, let me tell you that the roast duck at the roast duck restaurant I ate before was very delicious, and Junqing and I will take you here now." past."

"But we just finished eating..."

"It's okay, you can continue eating when you get there, if you can't eat, I'll help you." Jiang Junlian was extremely enthusiastic.

"I can help you eat too!" Jiang Junqing took the opportunity to interject.

"Oh, that's right." Jiang Junlian stopped suddenly, ran back a few steps, and found her own mother, "Mom, when you go back next time, help us take those few mooncakes back. It’s for Grandpa Li, the ones that were dismantled must be taken back! We went out to play with Xia Xia.”

"Understood, be careful on the road and come back early." Aunt Wu smiled angrily, then turned her head and said to Chen Suhua, "My two daughters are skinnier than boys, especially Jun Lian. They are so noisy. When I came here today, I said that I would bring over mooncakes for you to taste. I told her that there are so many mooncakes, you two old people must not be able to eat them all, but guess what she said , she said that two boxes were for Dahua, and Dahua felt lonely without mooncakes during the Mid-Autumn Festival. Tell me, what is going on in her mind every day."

"Girls should be more noisy and energetic." Chen Suhua smiled authentically, but her eyes drifted towards the pigsty.

Thoughtful.