Legend of Tomorrow

Is another April Fool's Day, Guo Xu carefully pay attention to everyone's actions, especially how two boxes of Gatorade drinks entered the house. He saw Haslem and a substitute insider arrive a little early, moved the drink in, and left on the ground to move out other things, left unattended.

Everyone was there, after the warm-up exercise, the three players first came to open three bottles, and then put them in different positions on the sidelines, on the ground, on the windowsill, so that it would not be wrong to take the other party's drink. The three of them are two defenders and one bench inside.

"Hey, what do you think?" Buddha coach Billy Donovan asked.

Donovan is 35 years old this year. His hairline is touching. A big triangle on his forehead looks like a saiyan prince. It is very deterrent.

His player career was unsuccessful. In the 1987 NBA draft, he was selected by the Utah Jazz in the third round of the 22nd pick. He chose to retire after two years in the NBA. In Guo Xu's previous life, his coaching career was more outstanding. He coached 19 seasons at the University of Florida and won two NCAA championships before becoming the third coach of the Thunder's history.

Guo Xu got too close, and finally aroused a little suspicion. His unbrowed characteristics made people want to look at it.

Guo Xu directly put Brad Stevens' ideas on himself. "Sorry, I'm a basketball fan, a Pacers fan, and I usually follow the NCAA. I want to go to a university as a basketball volunteer in the future. I want to hear from you that you can learn a little about tactics, can you?"

Donovan has no doubt about him. "Then listen, what's going on with your eyebrows?"

Guo Xu took off his hat and smiled bitterly: "I was born with a strange disease and I lost my whole body."

The whole body is losing hair, which is really pitiful. People around have cast their eyes on pity.

Bonner's brain was wide open, and he gave a trembling look, glancing at his crotch. Poor baby, this is the rhythm of being alone.

They did not think in the direction of "This is a spy", because I have never heard of any player in the semi-finals who is suffering from hair loss. If there is, it will be unforgettable at first sight. After all, a player with red hair can attract attention. .

In the next cycle, Guo Xu got a cleaning job in the car, and ate two tofu burgers at noon and took a bus to a pharmacy.

Guo Xu entered the door and asked with a smile: "Is there any laxative? Very powerful kind."

The black female nurse at the shopping guide looked at him in confusion, not as if she were sick. "What do you want laxatives for?"

Guo Xu sighed: "I am a student of Purdue University. My roommate's intestines are not very good. I haven't had a bowel movement for several days. Today, he is very uncomfortable in the dormitory. Let me help him buy some medicine. We are all poor students. , I do n’t have money to go to a big hospital to see a doctor, so ... I need the most powerful laxative, the sooner I see it, the better. "

Nurse smiled and expressed understanding. Medical insurance in the United States is very disgusting. Students really look down on the disease. As long as they call the car and take it to the hospital, they can do whatever they want, and it will cost more than two thousand dollars to get out. Intestinal problems are more expensive. Not a serious illness like intestinal obstruction.

"He is in this situation, in fact, the most suitable for use of cedar." The nurse introduced.

Guo Xu waved his hand: "When he went out, he specifically told me not to open Celu. If I brought him back to him, he would jump from the clock tower of the school. Say ... What is it? "

The nurse smiled: "I think you still don't know well."

In fact, Guo Xu knew Kaisailu. Richardson had a Shar Pei dog in his family. The dog was very constipated when he was in high school. The pet hospital opened this thing. Then Richardson gave the dog an enema at the order of his parents. Guo Xu helped press the dog, the picture was so beautiful, he didn't want to have this memory at all.

Guo Xu bought a powerful laxative as he wished. Just three small pills. The nurse said that one tablet would do. He said it was spare.

According to the nurse, this medicine is extremely potent. As long as people eat it, no matter how constipated, the intestine will be emptied after ten minutes.

The medicine must be used with caution, because the patient will not be an ordinary diarrhea, but a spectacular scene like "Flying straight down three thousand feet, suspected that the Milky Way falls for nine days". It is said that some people took this medicine by mistake outside In the elevator ...

If he is not Guo Xuchang's handsome, it will be justice at first glance, the nurse will not sell him.

For insurance reasons, the nurse asked: "Today is April Fool's Day, I have to ask, are you using this to make a prank? If you give this medicine to a normal person, it is a crime."

"Miss, where do you want to go, do I look like a person who can commit crimes? In pranks, I want to take a cane and wear sunglasses to pretend to be a blind person, and then go to the beauties that I like, head-on Bump it. "Guo Xu smiled.

The nurse imagined, sighing with her hands folded: "Sounds so romantic."

Romantic paw. Handsome guys like this, and girls might like it. If an ugly man does this, he will be a hooligan and will be beaten by someone.

After the haircut, Guo Xu went to the arena. After Haslem put down a box of drinks, he unscrewed the three bottles of Gatorade that would be taken away from the earliest memory, quickly put the pills in, and screwed on the lid. , Can't see the slightest flaw.

After doing all this, Guo Xu left the arena for a while, and waited for everyone to arrive before he was late with a mop. He did not speak to people, trying to avoid the butterfly effect.

The players warmed up as before, listening to tactics and preparing for a group confrontation. UU reading www.uukanshu.com three players also picked up three bottles of drinks. Guo Xu and Donovan chatted a few words and said that they wanted to make basketball Words from volunteers.

The game only took 5 minutes, and today's highlight was staged. Players who got the first three bottles of beverages said that their stomachs were uncomfortable, and they rushed to find the toilet.

There were fewer people who could have played on the team, and Donovan lost his temper. "I repeatedly told you not to eat messy things. What did you eat for dinner?"

"Nothing, just fast food." Mike Miller replied.

A black player interjected and said: "Is it because there is a dish at noon that is not fresh? We went together, most people are fine."

Others also expressed their opinions one after another. No one thought about the beverage, because 7 people had already consumed the beverage, or they brought it by themselves. Who would have thought that someone would feed the beverage? It seems logically impossible to add only three bottles. If you harm them, you can make everyone diarrhea.

There are only 9 players left to play in groups, which is embarrassing. The coaches are too old, and playing with the boys does not have good training results at all. The more reliable one is that Donovan went to play in person. After all, it was a point guard who played in the NBA.

Donovan still had to see the training effect on the sidelines. He thought about it and said to a white man in his twenties about eighteen meters, "Tony, can you go up and fight for a while?"

"Ah? I'm up?" Tony pointed to himself with a wry smile, obviously not confident.

He is an unpaid volunteer of the team. He usually studies videos and does logistical work. He has no muscles, poor defense and offense.

Donovan certainly knows that Tony's training effect is poor, but there is no better way now.

At this time, Guo Xu spoke ...