Legend Forever

"Hey? Hey! Casa!" Yi Xunyu's voice sounded.

"Ah?" A confused voice.

"I'll give you a serious analysis of the situation in the world. You are asleep, too much!" The voice became dangerous.

"Cough, forgive me. Don't pinch my neck. I don't want to sleep until you talk about the history of three hundred years ago and get up again!"

"Blame me?"

"I'm wrong." Sometimes it's the best way to resolve meaningless quarrels and decisively admit wrong things.

"Cut, then go for breakfast." Yi Xunyu said with a breath, carrying the cat and went out.

As for why it was morning ... Ixunyu would say that I was asleep before you because it was too boring.

Fortunately, her sister saved the scene in time. Looking at the kawaii rabbit pajamas, Yi Xunyu thought silently, it would be better if she changed to a normal one.

Breakfast is still the so-called nutritious breakfast, egg milk pudding cheese bread bacon muesli cat food honey ... light breakfast. and many more? Something strange seems to be mixed in.

"Glutinous rice ... Can you explain it?" It seemed that Yi Xunyu had found a little problem when he mixed all the pieces cut into small pieces just now.

"Oh, which one is cat food. I tasted it and prepared it for you." Nuomi said seriously for your good expression.

"Glutinous rice ... All your meals this month will be replaced with cat food."

"Don't, I'm wrong!" Glutinous rice immediately pitifully begged for mercy. He was just greedy and not a real kitten. How could this kind of food without salty taste last for a month.

But this cat food seems to be really delicious, Yi Xunyu tasted it. It seems to be dried spiced fish, with its own flavor of ingredients, it tastes good and crunchy.

"Well, I'm sorry to interrupt you. But why are you eating cat food and I'm eating biscuits, no no no, I don't really want to eat cat food, I mean I can accept human food. No!"

Bah! These are just minor problems! The problem is that I am a cat now! ? Why are you eating cat food and I am eating biscuits! ! Completely messed up! "Casa suddenly felt that something was wrong with this world, wouldn't it be the kind of world that looks normal, in fact every normal person.

In fact ... Cat food, dog food, rat medicine, the three big pet dry foods, Casa and Alice, are all interested in eating it, so they don't care about it at all, but some logical problems still need to be clarified.

"I'm sorry, Xiaoxue, because this cat food is a new product from Nono Candy House, so I can't help but taste it and eat it. It's me on the plate of His Highness ... specially left from the bag. So you I can only eat puppy biscuits. Rest assured, this is the snack I left over yesterday. The taste is not bad.

Well, can you not look at me that way, Your Highness? Isn't this an accident? "Nuo Mi replied with a soft voice."

"Ah, you called my Highness when you were in trouble. Don't blame you, right? There is no way." Eight-year-old Yi Xunyu said to her 14-year-old glutinous rice.

"Thank you, Your Highness."

"It seems that today I can only eat biscuits first. Is your name glutinous rice right? Could you please prepare a human breakfast for me next time, thank you." Casa began to eat the bone-shaped biscuits on the plate. brittle.

While waiting for Casa to nibble the cookies, he didn't want to be idle. Said: "Don't you have to go to class?"

"I sent them with a **** circus ticket, saying it was a special award. You can take paid leave."

"Hey! Hell Circus? The one from Demon Bark's pleasure to scare the audience? But will they go? Where seems to be dangerous?"

"Don't they dare to go? Just go to **** for a while before you dare to come back. Then the portal broke down unexpectedly. Don't want to come back in a short time." So the teacher is sometimes pitiful ...... Good job!

"By the way, do you seem to have a special means of communication? Can you get one for me?" Casa said, and the book of hearts shows that the world seems to have a special method for cross-border communication. Many functions are curious.

"Skynet? Wait a minute, I'll get you an activation code. Skynet seems to be an adult made by Gareth who hacked a wild main **** from another world and then threw the main body of the main **** into the world. System, Skynet system can realize the transmission of spiritual power over a long distance, and the interior is equivalent to a small world. Of course, it costs money. "

Said that in less than three seconds, purple snowflakes began to fall not far away. A little girl in a black dress appeared out of thin air. The left sleeve is embroidered with the words "Ender Express".

"Here? Good morning, Mo Ying 18 ~ 9." Yi Xunyu greeted casually. Handing a lollipop to Mo Ying 18 ~ 9. Then took a silver card. Throw it to Casa. Mo Ying 18 ~ 9 turned into purple snowflakes at the moment of receiving things.

Seeing this, Yi Xunyu raised an eyebrow and said, "It seems the little guy is busy?"

"The little guy in your mouth is at least 500 years old, but the grown-up is just like that." Casar said while studying the card.

"The problem is that their mind is just a child ... input mental power to the card and answer whatever you want."

Do you want to know the meaning of life? Do you want to have an extraordinary life? yes? .or. Are you sure?

"no."

"The main **** system has been activated ..."

...... This thing really perfectly inherited the urine of the old world god

Randomly enter the nasty name "Cat from Hell" in the user name and then passed ~ www.readwn.com ~ It seems to have good luck, Casa thought. This year, it is too difficult to think of a good name. It is harder to think of a unique name. The feeling of having a good name and typing it in and finding out that the user already exists is really hard to say.

Then, I will study this Skynet system. Hmm ... on the left side of the interface are my friends, family members, and friends, and in the middle are a lot of shopping malls, auction houses, forums, sharing, etc. On the right is a world exchange, what a lot of people are asking for friends, adventure group recruiting people, cat seeking inspiration, Akuya God recruits believers, 108 days guaranteed **** level ...

"That is to say, I don't know which traverser put together the original social systems in a mess? Then the time test slowly improves."

Calmly blocked a bunch of posts like "Shock! The man looked at silence, the woman looked at tears ...", and he added friends such as Yi Xunyu. After smoothly applying for a friend of Jia Lisi to agree, he decisively clicked the exit button. Entering the Skynet world, the function of Casa has not been tried for the time being under the notice of Yi Xunyu.

Then a window pops up: whether to run in the background

Many years ago, this thing was so simple.

Put away the memories, and then sent Yi Xunyu a list of materials online to make her get together. Then I thought very calmly that no matter what mysterious physique you have, I would just delete the number for you and practice again.

In the evening, Casa slowly nibbled at the chicken legs and stared at the glutinous rice that gnawed at the cat food around him. Until his eyes got sour, he had to look away from the pile of things in front of him. The list given at noon was made in the evening. I thought I could spend some time at leisure.

(Told a cold joke: all the words with "~" are all sensitive words. → 8 ~ 9)