Headquarters of the Heroes Association of City A.

"Jingle Bell!"

A bell rang, and the customer service lady connected: "Hello, hello, this is the Heroes' Association, can I help you?"

"City M...Weird people appeared in City M!?" The police resident on the other end of the phone yelled in horror.

"A weird person appeared in M ​​City?" The customer service lady was surprised and asked quickly: "This gentleman, please calm down and tell us in detail the address of the weird person and the situation on the scene."

"Okay...well, the weirdo is...it's a Coke weirdo. He appeared on the street next to the East City. The straw above his head can shoot like a machine gun. The situation on the scene is in a mess. Please hurry up and dispatch heroes to eliminate the weird. "

"Okay, we understand. Don't worry, we will dispatch heroes as soon as possible. During the time when the weird people are eliminated, please be careful of your safety. Goodbye."

After the customer service lady comforted the residents, she immediately hung up the phone and reported the residents' alarm situation to Maria, who was on duty.

"M city again?"

Maria tucked her fine short hair, rubbed her temples, her pretty face was exhausted, "Beside the streets of Dongcheng? Should we ask the king to do it again?"

"Team Maria, there are no heroes near the East City. If you want to quickly eliminate the weird people, you can only ask King to shoot." The customer service lady hesitated: "Should you report to the Deputy Minister and the Minister?"

"No, they are already asleep. Don't bother them with this little thing." Maria waved her hand and said decisively: "Call King and ask him to take action to destroy the weird."

"Yes."

The customer service lady immediately executed the order.

"Jingle Bell!"

The call was quickly connected, and the ringtone kept ringing in the silent command room, but no one answered it. It seemed that King was not next to the phone, and was even hung up after a while.

"Hung up?" Maria Liu frowned, "Quickly, assess the level of the weirdo, contact the nearest hero nearby, and notify the police department to protect civilians..."

After losing the nuclear weapon of King, she successively issued several orders to strictly follow the association's process of eliminating weird people to ensure that weird people are eliminated in the shortest time and to ensure the personal safety of residents.

...

"Hey...hehe, looking for...for you, damn bastard!"

Wang Feng's heart tensed, and he hung up the phone of the Heroes' Association. At the same time, he carefully probed the situation of the Coke weird. Hearing the sound, the Coke weird figured out his position. With a cruel smile, the straw on top of his head turned to Wang Feng's position, bursting with Coke bubbles, and shooting Coke bullets at any time.

F*ck! Dead!

Wang Feng's eyes widened and his chest made a unique noise. He quickly scanned the escape route. After a while, he found out crying without tears that his position had no retreat. If he wanted to run, he could only leave through the gate.

"Saitama, you're so bald, you're about to show up..."

As a last resort, he used the "Bald Head Summoning Forbidden Technique", but it was passive, and the active summoning had no effect, and Saitama did not appear.

However, although Saitama did not appear, another Wang Feng "destined person" suddenly fell from the sky. For some reason, the Kenge sign fell down with a slap, and slammed directly on the Coke weirdo with a slap. The Coke splashed all over and it was horrible. .

"This... is this smashed to death?"

Wang Feng stared blankly at the Coke weirdo who was hit by Kengeki’s sign. His expression was weird. At this moment, the coke barrel on the Coke weirdo was smashed by one-third, and the young face of the Coke weirdo was even more distorted like an abstract painting. The dark brown coke equivalent to blood smashed across the ground, and the coke weird fell to the ground, motionless, presumably... it hung up.

"Ding Dong, there are weird cards nearby that can be converted, please go and convert!"

Wang Feng waited for a long time and didn't see the Coke weirdo move. It was not until the system sounded that he was sure that the Coke weird was dead.

"Huh~"

He breathed a sigh of relief, with a kind of fortunate escape.

"It turns out that it's your own death."

He got out of Kenge and came to the side of the Coke Weird, and he was prompted by the system to obtain a "One Star Card·Coke Weird". He looked at the fallen Kenge sign and found a fixed sign There were a lot of bullet shooting marks on the bracket. The young man unconsciously shot indiscriminately while drunk, causing the sign to loosen and fall. The young man was really dead.

"Hey, at the same time, Tianya is on the ground."

He stared at the miserable appearance of being killed by KFC's sign, and he couldn't help but think of his journey through the journey. He was also killed by KFC's sign, and he was a little bit sorrowful.

"For the sake of everyone's death, I will observe three seconds of silence for you."

Wang Feng took off his peaked cap and bowed slightly to the Coke stranger, expressing his sincere sorrow.

"That...that is...king!?"

"Wow, it's king, king killed the Coke weirdo."

"Long live king!"

The people who have been secretly observing the situation of the Coke weird are wondering why the Coke weird suddenly turned off and faced the Kenge restaurant. They did not expect to find that the Coke weird was killed by the Kenge sign in the next second, just when they thought the Coke weird had died inexplicably At that time, Wang Feng appeared, and unluckyly took off his hat in silence, and was recognized by the residents at once, so the residents naturally assigned the credit for killing the cola weird to Wang Feng.

"Well?"

Wang Feng glanced blankly at the cheering residents in the surrounding buildings, how could the credit for killing the weird person be pushed on me again? I really didn't do anything!

"Son~"

At this time, a stern cry sounded.

"Um?"

Wang Feng was stunned, turned around and turned his head quickly, and saw a middle-aged man who also appeared to be wearing a clown suit was standing not far from him, except that the middle-aged man was wearing a green sprite bucket with the label "Blood" on his stomach. The word "bi" means that a green straw is inserted on the top of the green Sprite lid. The straw is a circle larger than the young blue straw, which seems to indicate that it is more powerful.

The middle-aged Sprite stranger looked at his tragically dying son with a full face of grief. He was full of anger, his eyes were red, and he stared at Wang Feng fiercely, saying, "I...want...you...die!"

The green straw on top of his head splashed out transparent sprite, as if a volcano hidden underground erupted at any time.

Hey, wait a minute, I didn't kill your son!

Wang Feng looked dumbfounded and waved his hand to deny. Who knows, his sentence "I didn't kill your son" has not yet been uttered. A billboard suddenly appeared in his sight and slammed directly on the head of the middle-aged Sprite monster. Sprite splashed everywhere, and the transparent sprite dripped all over the floor.

"Ding Dong, there are weird cards nearby that can be converted, please go to the conversion." The system prompts without emotion again. Needless to say, the middle-aged Sprite weird also died.

"Wow!"

The residents saw that King stretched out his hand easily and wiped out the weirdo, and they suddenly boiled.

"King...I want to give you a monkey."

"King, please accept me as a disciple, I am willing to be a cow and a horse for you."

"The strongest man-king!"

Listening to the cheers from the upstairs and downstairs, Wang Feng was very embarrassed. This...what an accident.

"Ding, congratulations to Speed ​​for getting a two-star card·Sprite Monster."

He went up and touched the middle-aged Sprite monster, and obtained another monster card. At the same time, he curiously squeezed the skin of the Sprite monster and found that the shell resembling a Sprite barrel was plastic. When he was curious, he again I touched the outer shell of the Coke weirdo, and it was actually made of paper. It seems that although their attack is strong, their defense is a major weakness. It is no wonder that the father and son will be killed by signs and billboards.

Moreover, he scanned the steel frame of the billboard a few times, and the conspicuous bullet marks let him know the reason why the billboard fell. The Coke weirdo not only killed himself, but also killed his father indirectly, cheating!

"La la la, Coke, Sprite, it's almost dawn, you two bastards don't come back soon..."

At the entrance of the street, a cylindrical figure walked from a distance, shouting the names of "Coke" and "Sprite" at the same time, it seemed that the elders of the family went out to look for the bear child who had not returned home for a long time.

Well, is there another...Grandpa?

Wang Feng's face turned black all of a sudden, which was unlucky.

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