Isekai Absolute Copy and Online Shopping

Half a month ago, after spending my e-wallet to buy a lot of building material in a lavish manner to build my city, a notification suddenly appeared inside my head.

Triring!

[Unlocked [New] Online Shopping function]

[Unlock Internet Function]

[Installing…]

With the last buffering notification, all of a sudden, I could feel a mysterious connection between my soul and something further beyond the sky above me.

I hurriedly closed my eyes, carefully feeling this strange sensation that happen to me right now.

Somewhere beyond the sky of this world, I perceive a mysterious matter connecting my origin magic power with "something" that I couldn't identify clearly with my sense.

Slowly, this unknown matter continuously roaming around my origin power inside my body as if scanning it.

I closed my eyes silently and trying to feel this connection.

I thought, maybe if I feeling this connection more carefully, I could see the identity of this "something".

I had a hunch, if I could identify this "something", I may perceive the one who gives me this mysterious, mythical ranked skill, Online Shopping.

But in the end, I ended up failing.

When this mysterious matter finished scanning my body and blend with my Origin magic, I can't perceive the mysterious matter once again as if it hide from my perception.

Tring!

[Installation complete]

[From now on, you can buy a special SIM card and special devices for your electronic goods from Online shopping, to connect your device with the internet service]

[You can pay the monthly bill of the internet service via Online Shopping skill]

[Congratulation~]

Hearing the Internet installation completion, I become very excited and start screaming!

[Yooooooshhhh!!!!!! Finally!! Finally, I can use the internet once again!!]

Hearing me abruptly shouting with ecstasy, some of the women not far from me, turned their head to check my situation.

But after realizing it's just my usual "weird" antic, they lost their interest and resume their work at hand.

I embarrassedly scratched the back of my head and ran away back to my mansion.

'Anyway, since all the raw material is already stored in the warehouse, they don't need me anymore. Let's check this Internet function stuff!!'

Along the way, I met Silvi and Sofia, but I ignored them and continued running back to my mansion.

Upon arriving at my mansion, I realized my stupidity for not using the teleportation skill, and feel myself like an idiot, for running tiredly like a dog.

It seems my excitement paralyzed my brain at that time.

'Whatever, let's check this stuff out!'

After sitting on the couch inside the living room, I take out my smartphone and laptop, putting them on top of the table.

After that, I activated my Online Shopping skill, browsing it to find the new function.

It didn't take too long for me to find the SIM card as well as the USB flash disk thing-like device on the top of the Online Shopping Skill interface, like an Ad.

Without hesitation, I order both of them.

Pluk*

As usual, a whirling blackhole-like thing suddenly appeared in front of me and spit out the package.

I opened it excitedly and get the SIM card as well as the USB flash disk thing-like device on my hand.

I installed the SIM card on my smartphone and connected the device thing to my Laptop.

Seeing the Internet icon changed, and indicated it connecting with an internet connection, named "ETHANIA", I rise from my seat and throwing my hands up excitedly

[Woooohoooo~~ I can connecting the internet in this another world!! As expected of Online Shopping Skill!! What a fearsome skill!! Hahahahah!!!]

[Wait…]

[Who is this ETHANIA? it sounds like a person's name, maybe she's one of the goddesses? let's ask this to Gaia later if I meet her again.]

[Come to think of it, where is this internet connecting me into? Don't tell me, it's just connecting into this world internet, does it mean it will be useless?!!! Since it's only me that can browse myself on the network…]

Thinking about the possible probability of this silly scenario, I hurriedly open the browser and type a Gluglu, the mainstream search engine on my laptop.

Clik*

[Bambidi bambidu, please working and connects to the Earth internet!]

At the same time with my praying, the browser showed the Gluglu simple white, familiar interface on my browser tab!

[Huuuuraaaayyyyy!!!!]

I shouted excitedly like a child and hurriedly typing a random thing into the search engine column.

[Wanpiece latest chapter…. It's here!!! Hahahahaha!!! Gugh… as usual it's this pirated website that updated first. Whatever, let's try something else…]

I began to excitedly move my hand and continued working on my internet surfing.

I open many different websites and made sure that the thing inside it, all about my previous world knowledge, and news.

Before long, I confirmed that I really connected with my previous world internet, screaming in happiness like a child who thinks he/she got Christmas presents from Santa!

As I happily surfing the internet, I stopped myself on one of the tabs on my browser, My-tube.

An exciting idea suddenly brewing inside my head when I saw the My-tube interface.

'Come to think of it, I used to record and filming a vlog to vent up my Chuuni personality before… hehehe, let's shock these weebs and otaku who always dream to go to isekai, I wonder what is their reaction would be? Hehehe'

Since I used to be filming a lot about this world's fantasy-like scenery and small-fries monster battle when I was bored, there's a lot of finished video in my drive.

When I was bored, I decided to edit my video to be pleasing to the eyes and easy to follow, like a short movie.

I unhesitatingly creating a My-tube new account and decided to upload it.

Without a hitch, the 2 GB high-quality short video about me defeating an orc and lecturing children about hunting some monster, uploaded between a span of 1 second.

Seeing this incredible speed, I became flabbergasted

'The heck, what an incredible speed!'

After being amazed for a moment, I continue creating a clickbait thumbnail, as well as a provocative title.

"My daily life in another world, for weebs, better don't click!"

[Upload!]

[Mwehehehe~ I didn't know why I became really excited today!]

After waiting so long, there's still no one who comments on the video and only a few people watching it. 

In the end, I became bored and decided to leave and back to do something else on the Magical Technology R&D facility that already being build in my city.

I decided to resume my research about magic engineering and left the laptop in the living room.

From time to time during the research, I playing my smartphone and install a social media with a small blue bird logo account that was known for its toxicity, chirper.

When I'm stuck on my Magic Engineering research, I playing my smartphone and see about the trending news as well as some craps, people "chirp" on this app.

[As usual, these snowflakes sure so noisy, you guys, is there's no something else more important concerning your life? these people sure shoving their bullshit and crap ideology to others as always, just leave people lives alone and stop judging please~]

[Meh, whatever, let's "chirp" something…]

"Work In Progress, the 1st ever levitating car in the world… ps: Isekai world]

[Let's add the picture of the prototype… done!]

Tap*

After posting my 1st "chirp", I smile unknowingly like an idiot.

'It's couldn't be helped right? it's my first time using the Internet in another world after all~'

With this thought, I go back to my mansion and teleport to the living room.

Upon arriving there, I become dumbfounded after seeing the women already making a ruckus and circling the table where I put my laptop into.

The Silver Wolf, Silvi, Anni, and Chali seemingly enraged at something and furiously spewing some atrocities to the screen.

The one who typing on the laptop is Chali, for the others, they crossed their hand and glaring menacingly at the screen.

As for Anna, she dumbfoundedly looking at the situation without knowing what really happens.

Looking at this bizarre scene, I decided to go forward and checking what really happen.

[What is this? What are you guys angry at?]

[[Master?!]]

Hearing my voice, the woman started turning their head at me before looking at Chali.

Chali sensed my arrival, taking off her gaze from the laptop and explaining the situation to me.

[Master, there's people in the screen slandering and shaming Master as a liar and shameless… Furthermore, some of them call Master a delusional dog..]

Hearing her bizarre explanation, I opened my mouth and became speechless.

I shake my head to sober up, passing through the crowd, and sit to check the laptop screen.

In there, Chali has already begun the comment war with some internet troll using my account.

This is the content of the comment section:

Ray Mark : Good Editing bro, anyway, who is that cat-eared girl? She's cute| 10 like|2 comment 

No.1 weeb : What a bullshit! What Isekai? this is why reaju are, feeling their skill already good, they think the could fooling people with their editing shit| 3 like 0 comment

Yes!Loli,NoTouch! : *0* cute~~~ anyway, is that monster real? Hey, better download it first, before the My-tube take the video down because of the Gore| 100 like |10 comment

EdgyLord : who is this AlexTheGreat? It's good if you're skilled at blendr or 3d software and stuff, but please stop fooling people with your shitty clickbait title! Are you an idiot? Or maybe you just Attention Seeker bastard? Better see a psychiatrist

you dumbfuck Alex! Delusional dog bastard! | 3 like | 250 comment

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Under this EdgyLord comment, my account doing some chaotic comment war and began to insult each other with this EdgyLord.

Some of the Interner Troll became interested and joining the stupid war.

I gazed at Chali and speechlessly opening and closing my mouth like a Koi fish, didn't know what should I say to these Internet newbies who baited with just one comment.

In the end, I started explaining to them about the internet function, and about how the idle people there wasting their time by commenting meanly on something.

Of course, I just explaining that this internet stuff only connecting to people from my hometown. I know that sooner or later, my identity about Otherwolder will be known.

But I believe, they'll just keep that thing for themselves for sure.

I believe them.

By the way, my Slaying Orc uploaded video exploded and gained millions of views, but it's not the time to celebrate this meaningless thing.

I continued explaining the internet and what they can do with them.

After hearing my explanation, the woman becomes excited about surfing an internet world that will connect them to million people and asked me to buy them a SIM card, for their own internet use.

Since the smartphone can be used to replace the walkie talkies and connecting to them anytime and everywhere, I agree to give the SIM card to them.

But, never in my wildest dream, this decision of mine will corrupt one of my women…

Like right now, at the present time.

After Chali calling me and asked for help, I hurriedly teleported to my mansion to see if something urgent happened that need my presence to solve, only to find Silvi who lazily playing with her smartphone…

Chali glaring at her with a sour expression as if give up to persuade her.

Yes, in recent days, Silvi has already been addicted to the internet and has become one of the Instakilo stars.

Using her beauty, she gained a massive follower and got addicted after getting some fame as well as endless praises from the miserable "SIMP" out there.

Looking at her condition right now, I know why did this happen.

Since I busy myself with my research, I never bring them to an exciting hunt, so in the end, Silvi became bored and decided to drown herself on the internet.

'It seems it was the time to explore the dungeon and train the Silver Wolf…'

[Silvi….]

Hearing my low cold voice calling her name, Silvi flinched and put down her smartphone as she stares at me timidly.

Sigh….

'Anyway, before we go to Dungeon city, there's something that I need to do.'

The ominous feeling near the waterfall before, as well as the Cockatrice Fried Chicken (CFC) grand opening on Arkhaim town.

The first need an investigation sooner, checking what the source of the dreadful's Aura I felt before.

'Anyway, let's move this lazy elf's muscle and explore the suspicious waterfall first'

Hm? What? You guys asking about my Absolute Copy ability update? We can talk about it along the way, okay?

For now, I need to discipline this lazy elf first!