Interstellar Tattered Queen

The bastard is you!

It's you!

It's you!

...

In his mind, there seemed to be countless echoes, replaying them non-stop, and Ji You trembled all over. She never expected that she would attack her personally when she was honestly cooperating with her senior?

While being on guard, Ji You groaned and said, "What's wrong with the stink? Smelly is just my protective color. I stink, I'm safe, and I stink gloriously."

At the end, Ji You originally thought that his words would definitely be laughed at by Lao Chen, but he didn't want to, Lao Chen suddenly said: "That's right, give me some too?"

Ji You: "Huh?"

Old Chen: "Where did the stinky grass come from? Give me a little too."

Jiyou: "!!!"

Ji You almost thought she had heard it wrong, she couldn't help digging her ears and asked, "Senior, are you joking?"

Old Chen was driving the mech, and the detectors kept spinning around. Hearing this, he rolled his eyes and said, "You're just kidding, son, don't be silly, hurry up and fix it for me!"

Ji You opened her mouth: "...Senior, hold on, I'm coming."

When Lao Chen heard this, he didn't dare to delay. He immediately put on his helmet, put on a protective mask, and stretched out one hand to pinch his nose tightly. Then, he gestured to Jiyou to show that he was ready.

Ji You looked at the old man's posture, and the protective measures were taken very well. It seemed that he knew the power of stinky grass very well.

For a while, Ji You felt a little regretful...

A stink bomb was ready, and the next second, Ji You narrowed his eyes, aiming the deep muzzle at Old Chen.

Whoosh

boom

After a soft sound, there was the sound of smelly grass bombs exploding in the starry sky. Thick black slime poured down on Lao Chen's mecha pocket, and it was soaked thoroughly. Lao Chen almost didn't come up in one breath!

The scene froze for a while.

Ji You lowered her voice: "Ex...senior...are you alright?"

quiet.

very quiet.

Ji Yousheng: "Are you still alive?"

suddenly

"Fuck!"

"It's...too...too stinky, right?" Lao Chen trembled at the corners of his lips, his whole body kept shaking, and his slightly aged face turned pale for a while.

"Alive!" Ji You slapped her hands fiercely: "That's great!"

Old Chen: "..."

The corners of Lao Chen's mouth twitched, "How many times have I, Lao Chen, seen many storms and waves in my life? It's just stinky grass, why should I be afraid of it?"

Ji You staring eyes: "Senior is really a role model for my generation!"

Old Chen curled his lips in a little pride: "Hmm."

Ji You swept away the playfulness, and said in a serious tone: "A total of 5251 credit points, cash settlement, no credit."

Old Chen: "..."

Lao Chen took a deep breath, still showing the expression that you were joking, and said in shock: "There is a fee?"

Ji You squinted at Old Chen, "Senior, I'm paying for this too."

Old Chen blew his beard and stared, very bachelor said: "If you want money, you want life."

Ji You: "..."

Ji You never expected that this old senior would have such an unscrupulous temper.

suddenly

A creepy feeling spread all over the limbs, Ji You jumped up in shock, and ran away!

The viper stretched its mouthparts and pounced on Ji You, but at this moment, Ji You instinctively ran away, and when she ran away, the stench on her body followed the direction of her escape, all the way around. When it overflowed, Viper happened to pounce on the place where Ji You had been standing in a daze. In an instant, Viper shuddered.

then.

The Viper backed away quickly, pulling away from the spot in the blink of an eye.

It stared at the direction Ji You was fleeing from, opened its mouth, and roared angrily:

"Squeak..."

Ji You patted his chest frantically, with lingering fears in his heart: "Damn it! Almost! Almost became the flesh of a worm's mouth."

return

Unexpectedly, the sound of the viper was thin and long like a mouse, which did not match its tall, mighty and terrifying appearance at all. After running a few steps, Ji You couldn't help complaining. .

The Viper's blow failed,

It quickly disappeared and turned to attack Lao Chen, but just as it was about to pounce, the familiar stench hit again!

Viper's footsteps froze.

Lao Chen quickly got away.

The adder was so angry that it screamed and screamed, and it didn't even care about maintaining its invisibility. In the endless starry sky, there was only a fat insect, shaking its burrs and hundreds of legs non-stop.

It opened its mouth, and its mouthparts split into thousands.

shake.

shake.

Like an oversized furry tail.

Don't, it looks a little cute for no reason.

Ji pomelo, staring at the viper in the starry sky, bared his fangs eeriely:

cough cough...

If you can kill it by yourself, it will be even cuter.

Then.

Taking advantage of the moment when Viper was out of control, Ji You and Lao Chen approached each other at the same time. The moment they got closer, they both pinched their noses tightly and said in unison, "You stink."

over.

Ji You and Lao Chen: "..."

The two glanced at each other, deciding that no one should dislike the other, and then they turned to the Viper, which was still shaking and roaring, and Lao Chen made a gesture: "Attack!"

Hearing this, Ji You narrowed her eyes.

next second.

The two fired at the same time, and for a moment, countless particle cannons bombarded the viper's abdomen for free.

Since the weak point is the excretory opening of the abdomen, then

I can only pray that the blind cat meets a dead mouse, and see if a certain round can hit.

boom

boom

boom

The Viper was attacked and woke up. It immediately crawled back to protect the important part of its abdomen. Then, it became even more angry, and began to attack Ji You and Lao Chen indiscriminately.

It shakes burrs.

Fluttering

Lao Chen raised his heart in an instant: "Heart! It's about to start shooting arrows."

Ji You: "..."

Ji You couldn't believe it: "It's still cheap?"

Old Chen: "..."

Old Chen was almost pissed off by this brat.

Old Chen: "Shoot the arrow!"

Ji You chuckled: "Understood, I understand."

puff

puff

puff

The arrows were densely packed with burrs, splashing in all directions, and the target hit Ji You and Lao Chen heavily. The two of them were able to meet together within a short distance, but they were forced to flee separately in less than 2 seconds. Ji You went east, and Lao Chen Chen Xiangxi.

Viper thought for a moment, and seemed to feel that Old Chen was more of a threat, so he chased after him.

While running, Ji You observed the situation at Old Chen's side, and saw the thousands of mouthparts of the viper, which were about to wrap around Old Chen, Ji You's heart rose to his throat, and he saw Lao Chen Flexibly bypassed.

Just as Ji You let go of her heart, within a second, Viper's very thin mouthparts wrapped around Lao Chen's mecha leg.

Ji You: "..."

Old Chen's face darkened, and after being silent for a while, his tone became very calm, "Boy, don't worry about anything, just keep rushing to the space station."

Ji You trembled her fingers slightly, took a long breath, and suddenly said: "Senior, that, please settle the bill, 5251 credit points, for the sake of our good friendship, I will wipe the change for you Yes, just transfer 5250 credits to me."

Old Chen: "..."