I’m Upgrade by Selling Moe [Interstellar]

Chapter 4: On the first day of the alien

Ji Wuxiu carefully recalled the various cute behaviors of panda videos, but for a long time, he could only think of the panda lying on the branches of the tree looking stupidly and looking into the distance, and the little worries seemed to be pretending to be infinite.

Or leaning on the stone and gnawing on the bamboo intently, the appearance of the little feet shaking constantly. Every action is completely natural, there is no need to deliberately sell cute.

Ji Wuxiu couldn't start immediately, scratching his head anxiously.

The system seemed to be unable to see it, and prompted: [ding! It is recommended that the host cut it to death with cute little eyes! 】

Ji Wuxiu's eyes lit up, and Xiong's paw began to rub his eyes, until he felt that his eyes were watery, then he lowered his paw and made a wow sound to attract the sika deer.

The sika deer backed away in fright: "..."

After a while of silence, the system's dry voice sounded: [ding! You are ineffective in selling cuteness, the creature's IQ is too low, and the aesthetic of cuteness is not in your mind. 】

Ji Wuxiu was taken aback for a moment, then slapped the ground frantically, and let out an angry roar, "Then you let me be cute!"

The system stopped talking and began to play dead.

The sika deer was taken aback by Ji Wuxiu's rage, and because of his timid nature, he immediately jumped to the distance and fled, and was nowhere to be seen.

The wind swirled around the leaves and fell.

Ji Wuxiu's mood at this moment is like this leaf, full of vicissitudes of life and sadness.

What is going on in this world?

Why does the image of pandas who sell cute with their strength have been repeatedly frustrated here, and repeatedly failed to sell cute.

For Ji Wuxiu, who is doing his business and loving his business, this is undoubtedly the most bleak low period in his career.

So tired, I don't want to be cute anymore.

Ji Wuxiu pulled out the grass on the side like venting his anger and put it in his mouth for a while to chew. The smell of the grass permeated his mouth, making Ji Wuxiu's mood much better.

Forget it, I won't be cute anymore!

At this time, the system has been silent, for fear that Ji Wuxiu will be unhappy.

At this moment, Ji Wuxiu put his arms on top of each other, lying in the position of Ge You lying down, still chewing grass carelessly in his mouth, his furry face was as lifeless as ever, full of stupid and cute aura.

Ji Wuxiu's mouth moved regularly and quickly ate up most of the grass.

The sun soon set down the mountain, and the forest that was originally covered with golden afterglow gradually changed from romantic atmosphere to gloom.

Looking at Ji Wuxiu, he was a little hairy, rubbed the upright fluff, and got up all the time, slightly worried and said to the system: "System, it's dark."

The system that pretended to be dead suddenly went online in seconds: [ding! It is recommended that the host find a safe hiding place as soon as possible to spend this dangerous forest night. 】

Ji Wuxiu was silent, his stupid expression showing a trace of dissatisfaction, "As a system, don't you have any benefits?"

Even if he wears this animal skin, he is still a human being fearful of the forest night.

Not to mention that after the two failures to sell cute, he has lost confidence in himself. Living in such a dangerous forest is not just for fun. What if the dog is accidentally brought with him.

The system is also a little guilty: [All this is an accident. 】

Ji Wuxiu didn't want to argue with the system about this meaningless thing anymore. He looked around nervously and said, "Then do you know any dangerous creatures around here?"

After all, this is not the earth anymore, and the ghost knows if there are any weird things in this place.

【Ding! This system is just a way to upgrade the system by selling cute, not responsible for other business. 】

Ji Wuxiu was silent for a while, took a deep breath, and suppressed the anger that was about to emerge. Now is not the time to be angry.

"System, don't you have any novice protection or something like that?"

The system is impassioned and with a hint of pride: [ding! This system is specially designed to sell cuteness... Doesn't require any novice protection, the plug-in is relying on selling cuteness to the peak of life, no gold fingers, any cultivation, not as fast as selling cuteness upgrades. 】

Ji Wuxiu was speechless.

The night was getting deeper, and Ji Wuxiu couldn't care about anything else. He quickly began to search for a place to stay. Fortunately, this body would not be affected by the night, otherwise he would really not dare to walk around.

Soon a dead tree hole attracted Ji Wuxiu's attention. This hole was of a suitable size and suitable for hiding.

Ji Wuxiu's eyes lit up, and he ran over in small steps. The flesh on his body trembled and looked quite sensual, but he hadn't gotten close to the tree hole yet, and a smell of Ruowu wafting, with strange but unfamiliar Contains the meaning of warning.

This tastes so familiar.

Ji Wuxiu kept sucking his nose, recalling this unfamiliar but familiar taste, his lifeless face was full of bewilderment at being a panda for the first time.

After a while, the search memory failed.

Ji Wuxiu slowly looked around the tree hole. The dark hole seemed to be bottomless. Just thinking that there might be unknown creatures hidden inside, he felt creepy, and the idea of ​​wanting to find out suddenly disappeared. Exhausted.

just forget it.

The existence of the unknown is the most terrifying.

He couldn't explain inexplicably here on the first day, abandoning the tree hole, Ji Wuxiu retreated decisively and left, and continued to search for a second place to hide.

After searching for most of the day, all the places with holes suitable for hiding are unfamiliar but contain warning smells. Ji Wuxiu comforted himself that he could not do anything to occupy the magpie's nest, and decisively left again.

Of course, he resolutely refused to admit that it was because he was afraid to face the creatures in the cave. He was not afraid of fighting or something. He was just afraid that he would not be able to beat the other party, and provoking others would not be beaten.

Whether he is a man or a panda, he can bend and stretch, resolutely implement the policy of fighting if he can, and admitting counsel if he fails.

After the system was silent for a period of time, it finally couldn't help but reminded: [Host, the panda has a talent for climbing trees. 】

Ji Wuxiu also remained silent.

I almost forgot.

The pandas seem to have 0 combat power, clumsy and slow, as if they stumble even after walking a few steps, but that can't conceal that pandas are a fighting race, and they are so crazy that they hardly dare to provoke wolves.

More importantly, as a clumsy-looking panda, he is actually a little tree-climbing expert, and his limbs can be as flexible as humans.

Ji Wuxiu raised his head and quickly locked a tree.

The trunk of this tree is sturdy, with lush branches and leaves. It looks very strong and should be able to bear his weight.

After the evaluation, Ji Wuxiu rubbed the bear's paws and straightened his waist. Stun Shengsheng turned the panda's unique roundness into fritters. In the end, Ji Wuxiu did not forget to do a few warm-up exercises.

After warming up, Ji Wuxiu sighed slightly, his lifeless bear face became solemn, the bear paw was carefully attached to the tree trunk, and then his paws clasped the tree trunk tightly, and he climbed up forcefully...

After struggling for a few seconds, the black and white creature began to gasp, and his lifeless face was full of disbelief.

This is impossible!

The other pandas have successfully climbed the tree, why can't you do it yourself?

Ji Wuxiu climbed again, this time using both legs and feet.

Obviously every muscle in his body is exerting force, but I don’t know if it’s because the body is too fat. Ji Wuxiu fluttered a few times and still didn’t climb up. He stomped on the back of his feet desperately. He slid down slowly and sat on the ground. .

Ji Wuxiu couldn't believe it, and asked the system in his heart: "Are you sure that the panda's ability to climb trees is illuminated by me?"

In the video, there are so many pandas climbing trees and somersaults. How come they are all **** when they come to him?

The system tone is also a little unbelievable: [This is impossible...]

Regardless of whether it was possible, Ji Wuxiu refused to admit that it was because he couldn't.

He never gave up when he was a human being.

The same goes for pandas.

In an instant, the small eyeballs of the bean were blazing with fire, and the black and white creature seemed to roar three times. His nails were desperately buckled into the trees, his arms pressed hard, and his eyes rose suddenly...

Ji Wuxiu was too happy to be happy. He still concentrated on climbing, and finally climbed onto the fork of the book nearly half a meter above the ground. He carefully rode on the branch, leaning his chest against the trunk, and his head tilted on the branches. His face was full of vicissitudes and lifelessness.

so tired.

Ji Wuxiu shook his arms and small feet hanging in the air, fully interpreting what is called laziness and being lazy and cute.

As night fell, the stars flickered, and a bright moon hung in the middle, but this moon was fundamentally different from the earth because it turned out to be blood red.

Ji Wuxiu was surprised to see it, and hurriedly knocked on the system: "System, this is really not the earth anymore."

The system was silent for a few seconds. It seemed that something had been thought of. The cold, unwavering voice brought out a trace of hesitant temptation: [Host...Are you not sad? 】

Thinking of the host's sadness before, the system still has lingering fears.

Ji Wuxiu was at a loss for three seconds before reacting to what the system said. He fell silent and said to the system in his heart: "It's not that I'm not sad, but I can't go back when I'm sad."

【Ding! Don’t worry about this. As a cute-selling system, although it is not as fancy as other systems, this system also comes with a pass-through function. As long as your cute-selling level is full, you can return to the earth! 】

Full level?

Ji Wuxiu straightened up quickly, "As long as I work hard to raise the level to the full level, is it all right?"

The eyes of the black and white creatures suddenly released hope, as if the previous frustration was swept away, and only the fighting spirit was left.

【Correct! So come on, host, this system is optimistic about you! 】

Ji Wuxiu's heart suddenly let go. Although he knew that the so-called full level must be very difficult, but at least he had goals and hopes, even if it was difficult to achieve... it was better than hard work without seeing hope.

A good night's sleep.

The mist is shining in the forest, filling it, and the shadows can hardly be seen in the distance.

And on a certain tree branch, there is a hair ball that seems to grow on the tree. The black and white fur color makes it particularly prominent in this green forest.

The giant panda slept extremely sweetly on the branches of the tree.

Even if he closes his eyes, the dark circles make it look like he hasn't fallen asleep, and the drooping innocent eyes make it always look dejected and lifeless.

When the sun fell on the forest, the mist dissipated, and the cold forest finally came alive, and all creatures began a busy day for survival.

The creature on the tree branch also moved, slowly climbing up, rubbing his eyes awkwardly, and making a prolonged hmm sound, as if mumbling something.

"System, what time is it?"

【Ding! Host, you have slept for twelve hours, and it is now noon. 】

The black and white hair dumpling was startled, in disbelief: "I actually slept for so long?"

The system's tone should be: [This is normal. The lazier the panda is, the more adorable it will be. If you change to a human, you will be despised if you are lazy and greedy. 】

Ji Wuxiu: "I have been taught..."

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