I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

Reported to the family safely, indicating that I and Xiao Qin were both in Qingzi High School, almost to dinner time.

“Do you still have no school card?” the squad leader asked. “There is no cash inside the Qingzi High School. If there is no school card, it will be troublesome to eat at the school restaurant. Is it better for me to cook for dinner? ”

In fact, this is also a helpless move. Because Xiaoqin wants to hide in the freezer, he took out the frozen fish, frozen chicken wings and frozen beans in the freezer, and put it on the kitchen counter. If you go back to it, it is better to use it for dinner.

"Okay!" When it comes to eating, Pooh's enthusiasm immediately rises. "I like to eat the class squad, you have a meal! It is a blessing to be able to meet you in the future!"

"I don't necessarily cook for him every day." The squad leader's tone suddenly turned cold.

On the one hand, the squad leader's volunteering is to be a criminal policeman. When he is busy, he can't guarantee his three meals. What about cooking for his husband?

On the other hand, the squad leader is a person who has high demands on himself, so those who are fortunate enough to be her husband must also abide by this high requirement.

It can be imagined that once the husband who is a criminal police husband is attacking the young woman on the street, then not only will there be no food after returning home, but he will also be brought to the police station by the righteousness.

"It’s so cold ⊙ ⊙‖ ⊙‖ 好 好 好 好 好 好 好 ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

The small celery wrapped in a blanket and squatted on the sofa.

“Ye Lin’s classmates hold me tight and use my body to warm me up? Can’t you bear to watch me die?”

At this time, the squad leader had already walked into the kitchen. I reached out and pointed to Qin, saying to Pooh:

"It's up to you! Pikachu! The honey card is launched! Use your summer enthusiasm to warm the frozen celery!"

In fact, I didn't scream so much. The lines that are too much in the middle of the second are all shouted in the theater of my brain, but I mainly expressed the meaning of Pooh to warm the little celery.

Pooh also did not quit, directly with Xiaoqin face and face, like a distress in the snowy mountains, must be the same as the travellers who use body temperature to warm themselves.

"I, I heard it in the refrigerator," Xiaoqin said to Pooh. "Is Ye Lin touching you on the road? Are you tempting him again??"

Because at the foot of the Tsui Song Mountain, Xiao Qin once witnessed the scent of the aphrodisiac berry, and I only had this question.

"I didn't! I didn't!" Vigny hurriedly denied, she raised a hand to swear, "It's Ye Lin, he suddenly has a big animal, and it's a mess to me!"

Who touched you! In order to get through the things I kissed you, the current saying has become more and more deviated from the truth!

"Yes... is it?" Xiao Can's eyes stopped on me and moved back to Vinnie. "Ye Lin not only touched you, but also praised you as 'true big'?"

"That... I also forgot whether Ye Lin had said it," Pooh replied with a grin. "Probably I remembered it wrong, I remember it hahahaha-"

Out of a certain mentality of Xiao Qin, Pooh is not going to entangle in this matter anymore, and does not want Xiao Qin to become unhappy because of the size of the chest.

"Vini, can you help me get two eggs out of the refrigerator? I occupy the hand." The squad leader's voice came out of the kitchen.

“Well!” Pooh jumped from the sofa, opened the refrigerator door, and picked the two biggest eggs out of the fresh-keeping room.

"Hey? These two eggs are so big! It's rare to have such a big one!" Pooh held the eggs in his hand and looked at me and Xiaoqin. "You said, when the egg is down, the hen's fart." `How difficult is it to be!"

Enough! Restore the essence of the female man so soon! If the word "fart" is a lady, it will never hang on my lips!

"Well, I am really sad enough to sorrow," Vinnie did not care if he said indecent vocabulary, but also felt good about himself. "I said that when I eat rice, I have to think of the hard work of the peasant uncle. I can think of it when I eat eggs." The hen's fart eye is really kind!"

Which hen is your classmate! The hen's classmates may have been made into KFC six packs!

Pooh did not hear the spit in my heart, happily took the eggs to the kitchen to find the squad leader, and said the squad leader again.

"Squad leader, I am idle and idle, why don't I come to help you cook?"

Pooh made sensational suggestions.

Help! I don't want to eat dark dishes! I thought that the "feast" that you and Amy had done together in the past was still circulating in the circle of Dongshan City, so that the former participants dreamed back at midnight and scared a cold sweat! I remember that the big lobster was made green by you! It is also faintly fluorescent! The hairy crab has turned into a sallow yellow, and you can see it for five years!

"I am too busy to come over, as long as you trouble me to help me get something for a while." The squad leader politely refused Pooh, but Pooh replied very uncomfortably: "Nothing! No trouble! I can't help! This is Is the fish caught from the Daning River? It’s better for me to help you pluck the fish!”

Pull out your sister's hair! Where is the fish? That is called a fish scale! Or is it true that in your dark cooking world, the chefs will use a long-haired monster to make a ferocious dish for human life?

Pooh's off-line behavior did not stop after the meal.

On the dinner table are braised squid, garlic chicken wings, scrambled eggs with tomatoes, and a spinach soup. The staple food is bean bag. Even Xiao Cin, who had just eased from the freezing, felt that his appetite was wide open and he was ready to move chopsticks.

"Oh!" When Viny took the food, he accidentally let the bean bag in his hand roll to the ground. She shouted and quickly picked up the bean bag from the ground and stuffed it into her mouth.

“Don't it be dirty?” I asked. “At least you should wash it with water and eat it?”

"It doesn't matter!" Pooh screamed. "The food that fell to the ground just picked up within 3 seconds, the bacteria reacted! It's not dirty!"

It’s your own reaction! The life cycle of bacteria is short, and the natural metabolism is much faster than humans. In 3 seconds, you can have a little more to go around the street!

“Persimmon scrambled eggs are delicious,” Xiaoqin said with sincerity. “Comic books often say that using ordinary ingredients to make an unusual taste can be considered a master of cooking.”

"Which can be considered a master of cooking," the squad said modestly. "This is just my personal hobby."

"This is not a normal ingredient!" Pooh, who has a negative cooking skill, interjected. "That's a tomato, it's much better than the outside market! Because the squad leader personally planted it!"

The squad leader supervised the situation of the soilless plantation in the gardener's hut. One of the benefits that seemed to be obtained was that he could enjoy the agricultural products produced here, which is quite suitable for the squad leader who likes to cook.

"It turns out that," Xiao Qin nodded. "But I don't think it's delicious for tomatoes. The eggs inside are also delicious!"

"That," said Pooh, mysteriously smiling. "You don't know, in fact, those eggs are not bought in the market, but the squad leader personally..."

Xiaoqin was shocked: "The squad leader personally!?"

The squad leader almost squirted a soup from his mouth, and he managed to swallow it.

Xiaoqin stopped the chopsticks and stared at the monitor with a sympathetic and unbelievable look.

"How is this! I heard that in the story of the Three Kingdoms, there are bad guys who killed their own wife and gave Liu Bei fried meat. But now China does not happen the same thing? Master, how can you make your child into a tomato? Scrambled eggs for us to eat..."

"That's not my child!" The squad leader was shy and airy. "These eggs are for me to go out with agricultural products and change them with the nearby farmers! And I am why humans are laying eggs!"

"You are human, but your boyfriend may not be human!" Xiaoqin replied, "Take Xu Xian and Bai Suzhen, Xu Xian is human, Bai Suzhen is a snake essence, but in the end, Bai Suzhen, who should have laid eggs, gave birth to a Human baby! So if you have love, everything is possible!"

"I, I don't have a boyfriend!" the squad leader denied, and his eyes did not look at my direction. "And there are no snakes in the world, no humans who will lay eggs!"

Pooh was suddenly inspired by his imagination and said, "Hey, have you ever thought that if human beings are not born, they are all born out of the eggshell, will it be interesting?"

"If human beings are not born, everyone will have no belly button." I calmly pointed out.

"There is no big loss in the belly button!" Pooh held two chopsticks in the air. "In turn, everyone will have their own souvenir of eggshell fragments! Maybe everyone will choose the right size at that time." The eggshell fragments are made into ornaments, and then they are sent to the sweetheart as a token of love!"

Listening to Pooh, the squad leader gaze, and his thoughts climbed his brows as if he had entered the fantasy. He felt that the world was quite sentimental.

Xiaoqin also asked his chin to express his opinion: "Is it the egg ring ornament instead of the engagement ring? There is a love setting, maybe I can use it in the comics... When the couple break up, they will yell: 'Return my eggshell back'?

"But there are also bad places," Pooh frowned. "Eggs hatch chickens for 21 days. If humans need so long to hatch, it is very dangerous! If you accidentally break the eggs." Kill your own children! And the traffickers will be more happy? As long as the eggs are stolen, the eggs will not remember their original parents after hatching, and the first person they will see after breaking the shell will be regarded as a mother!"

“Yeah,” Xiaoqin nodded. “And there will be a worried mother who made the children scrambled eggs and entertained the guests...”

The squad leader was not affected by Xiaoqin and calmly said: "If human beings are born, it is estimated that they will not eat eggs. It is as if humans rarely like animal fetuses now?"

While listening to everyone chatting at the dinner table, I made up my mind and decided not to go home today. I want to live in the boys’ bedroom. I want to find out the situation of Shuzi’s high school and prepare for the father to come over as a teacher. Play the foundation.