I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

"Ye Lin Ge, you really laugh, I am a pseudo-nature, just a moment of interest, I will not be a lifetime. When I solve the problem on my chest, I will completely restore my character."

Although Shu Zhe said this verbally, but the eyes are faintly shining with strange brilliance, as if in the conversation just found the door of the new world, my face was slap in the face and I forgot to hurt.

"Cut, the man is true, I didn't see you before the pseudonym. I don't see any male character, a guy with no manliness. If you sell your sister's interests later, I will sell you to the United States. Bisexuality, whether it is Pentax or Amy, knows a lot of metamorphosis with this hobby."

The United States, as the base of the evil capitalism, the total number of false mothers is not necessarily less than that of Japan. Moreover, because of the average size of Europeans and Americans, the local pseudonym does not have the feeling of Asian pseudo-mother, so it is necessary for Shuzhe to sell such a fake woman. Good price.

"What, what." Shuzhe panicked. "Ye Linge, you are doing this kind of thing, my sister will not forgive you, be careful to be killed by a shotgun."

I suddenly thought of a very important question: "Do you still have a shotgun at Shusha? Isn't your parents selling the house in Dongshan City? She can't hide the shotgun in the school dormitory."

"The shotgun is now stored in my uncle." Shu Zhesheng said that I didn't believe it with a high volume. "If you hurt me, my sister and my uncle will not forgive you."

"Oh, that is to say, the shotgun is now hidden in the fireball uncle's house." I rubbed my chin and said to myself, "The fireball uncle is a pseudo-mother, but it has been a miracle in the past two years. what."

"Hey, he is not afraid that I will tell my sister." Shu Zhe’s words have a hint of pride. "I will sell him the original underwear and other things for him. It also makes him make a lot of money, even if he has any dissatisfaction." It is also content."

Listening to Shu Zhe, the "Happy Valley Metamorphosis Supply Store" operated by Uncle Fireball did make a big profit last year. Later, because it caused the public security department's vigilance, coupled with Shu Zhe's "delivery" to the fireball uncle I was almost hit by a fireball and gradually did not continue.

Although the "Happy Valley Metamorphosis Supply Store" died halfway, the "Happy Valley Adult Products Store" was made in the main fireball uncle's main business. Shu Zhe occasionally went to be a "rope mold", only revealing Arms, take some pictures of the plush handcuffs to earn a little pocket money.

However, since Shu Zhe’s anti-depression drug has grown out of the chest, he has not taken photos of Fireball Uncle, for fear that he will be seen.

Just now I used the computer in the bedroom to watch the "Standing Man". At the same time, I opened the webmail mailbox. I suddenly heard the prompt of a new email coming. I used the corner of my eye and found that the sender was Pooh.

It’s really rare, Pooh is not particularly fond of people who contact me. If there is anything, she usually speaks in person or calls, and what email she sent me.

After the curious location opened the mail, I was so surprised that I couldn't keep up.

I rubbed, Pooh, what medicine did you take wrong? The content of this letter is really not suitable for face-to-face. Not only that, it is simply not suitable for anyone to say in any way at any time.

Excerpt one of the paragraphs as follows:

"Listen to Xiaoqin, when you were in a coma, you once yelled at my name, and the names of other girls, big wolves. Did you fantasize about me when you were taking a bath? The guy who is on the brain, I take you as Buddy, you are actually behind the black gun, you have the ability to come forward, I want to give you Ye Lin your **, don’t think that you are very powerful, after I have a round of **, definitely let you ****, start again No."

The above is already the most logical passage. The other paragraphs are unclear, but they are full of sensitive content that is quite harmonious and will be harmonious.

This is ... is the legendary color love mail, text sexual harassment, and still women to men, what kind of nerves of Pooh, all of them are filled with a taste of wanting to ooxx my ah.

"Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah."

In the quiet and silent corridor, there was a sudden running sound and a girl’s scream.

Veneer wearing sneakers ran into the second floor with regret, and then rushed into the 222 bedroom.

"No mail is allowed, that is a mistake, you..."

Seeing that I was sitting in front of the computer, the screen was already open to the web mailbox, and Winnieton was like a deflated ball, and it was hard to grab the door frame before it was soft.

"What the **** is it." Shu Zhe also stood up from the bed, trying to get close to the computer to see what happened, but was stunned by Pooh's fierce gaze.

"Delete, delete, and also delete me from your mind."

Pooh shouted at me.

"That was when I was on the subway. I had nothing to do. The content edited in the case of the network was purely scribbled. I intended to delete it after a while. After the subway came to the school... I even connected. Wifi is automatically sent out."

It turned out that when I was a child, I also wrote some self-entertainment, and I would never send a letter (such as the one in the M87 nebula). Pooh also wrote for the boring time on the subway. A letter containing some of my spit and some irresponsible cranky thoughts, I don't think that in today's world, there are often applications that make themselves smart, causing this high-tech tragedy.

I tapped the mouse, deleted the letter directly and emptied the trash, then shrugged Vini and said that I had forgotten about it.

However, Pooh was obviously unable to let go. She heard that the squad leader and Zhuang Ni were in the infirmary, and Shu Zhe did not give me a campus tour guide, so I volunteered to take me to the campus.

After 5 minutes, I have been walking with Pooh on the winding path.

The weather is very hot, plus the summer vacation. The students rarely meet students on the boulevard. They can only see a pair of couples wearing green high school uniforms whispering under the cherry trees.

I woke up: After I entered high school, there was no abnormal school regulation that prohibits intimate contact between men and women. This is a private high school, so even if it is a campus love, it can be seen under the eyes of everyone.

Compared with the couple, I didn't wear a school uniform with Vinnie. The dress was very casual. The other side looked at us with vigilance. It was probably that the Pooh was a high school student and didn't pay much attention to us.

Pooh took me to a row of ginkgo trees, and his face still awkwardly asked: "That... Ye Lin, you don't think that I am a color."

I laughed out with a smile.

"What happened to Pooh, you used to tell me a joke, I used to see the courage of the A film in the Internet cafe. I didn't write a bad email, and then sent it to me inadvertently." If it is the letter from Gong Mian Cai to me, I may be completely ruined, but it is not necessary for you to send such a letter. Even if you send this letter deliberately, your image in my mind will follow. Same as before, nothing changed."

"Yes." Pooh licked the lower edge of the shorts. I don't know what I was thinking. It seemed a bit distracting.

After passing through the ginkgo tree and coming to the purple azaleas, Pooh asked me: "In fact, you didn't fantasize me when you were taking a bath. I am sure you are jealous of you."

I nodded.

I really didn't fantasize about Pooh in the shower (although Cao Gonggong likes to take care of the bath, but when I take a shower, I usually look at my muscles and narcissism in the mirror), but I am energetic and imagine A rich adolescent male has some unhealthy delusions about Pooh's body.

However, because the original delusion was caused by Amy's proposal, my brain theater played my own scene with Amy and Pooh 3P. I couldn't face the face of Pooh in such a terrible thing.

"Sure enough." Pooh swelled like a frog. "You can't prove anything when you stunned and dreamed, but I'm more unusual..."

"Hey, you are abnormal."

When Pooh spit out the air in his mouth, he replied: "I will fantasize when I take a shower..."

Halfway through, she suddenly stopped the brakes with the strength of biting her lips. "No, I am just taking a shower. I have no endocrine disorders. I have several acne in my hair. I have a school sister who told me that I only have to pay male. Friends can cure it..."

Hey, you have already said what you shouldn’t say, from your words, is it that you will fantasize me when you take a shower.

Like me, Pooh is quite a type of muscle. It belongs to the athlete's body. Did she think of my body from my body when I took a bath, and then I did something outside the bath without knowing it.

In the matter of sending a wrong message, Pooh performed better than she did not, because she unconsciously exposed her reverie. She missed the berry in Cui Songshan and pushed against me. She followed me. The skin contact has surpassed everyone else, taking me as an object in my puberty delusions, as if it were not particularly difficult to understand.

In order not to let Pooh continue to squat, I voluntarily admitted:

"Don't be so embarrassed. I have deleted the mail that you sent me wrong. I won't tell anyone about the content. In addition, even if you think about a boy while taking a shower, it is not shameful. Actually, boys. More shame than you. When you were in junior high school, every time you wore shorts and looked down on the window sill, it would attract a lot of boys’ attention. I also secretly watched it, even when doing radio gymnastics, deliberately The shadow falls on your ass..."

"So far, stop here." Pooh seems to have encountered a very serious crisis and is generally called a stop. "Let's not say anything to make the other party confused. You are Xiao Qin's boyfriend, even if you are now righteous." Brothers and sisters, I will definitely be together in the future. Don’t give me the chance to say sorry for Xiaoqin."