I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

"Hey, squad leader, don't you trust me so much! If you are so scared, just go home and go, anyway, you see it, Xiaoqin is alive and kicking..."

"No!" The squad leader said very firmly, "I am not only coming to visit the disease, but also to give Xiaoqin a homework! And you are so yin and yang, how can you let Xiaoqin stay with you alone!"

The squad leader was really boring. On such a rare rest day, I had to give Xiao Qin a tutorial on the teaching progress of the five major subjects, and ordered me to listen.

Xiaoqin is very good at both Chinese and foreign languages. It is almost impossible to keep up with the progress of the squad leader. However, she has a headache in mathematics and physics. Now she hasn’t been in class for a week. I watched her listen to the squad leader and listen to crying.

Although the squad leader is a very competent teacher, he is patient and responsible, but he can't help with the unspoken head of Xiaoqin. He has to sigh a lot and pick out the place where Xiaoqin can understand, jump and talk again. .

I saw that I was laughing and not talking, and even the corresponding books were not taken out. The squad leader was very angry.

"Ye Lin, do you think you are very smart? You don't study hard now, how do you adapt to this high-tech society in the future?"

I picked up a date from the fruit plate and threw it into my mouth. I laughed and said:

"I will try to do low-tech work in the future, for example - go to the construction site to move bricks! So you don't have to learn!"

After that, I suddenly remembered that I forgot to take off my clothes. Since I said it here, I simply put some muscles and let you smash the capital of my bricks.

When the squad leader couldn’t stop it, I took my shirt off my body.

Under the black tight-fitting sports vest, I am proud of the muscles.

With a little force, the biceps muscles are as high as the mighty sailors, and the arc from the shoulder to the elbow is like an upside down gourd, exuding the strong beauty of the men.

how about it? It’s more than enough to move bricks! Maybe it can become a brick-and-mortar model, as a TV show that touched China's top ten people!

When Xiaoqin looked at me, she flashed the stars in her eyes, but the squad leader saw a jungle gorilla.

Don't look down on gorillas! The gorilla has the V-shaped body that the bodybuilder dreams of, and the strength is seven times that of ordinary humans!

Is it like a weaker brother like your brother? Is it a civilized person? Do not make jokes! The squad leader, your distorted aesthetic, let me be responsible for correcting it!

I was so stinky that I did a bodybuilding exercise to show the muscle lines on my back.

In order to achieve the muscle beauty that Bruce Lee showed in "The Raptors Cross the River", I did not use the pull-ups to exercise the latissimus dorsi.

Once I shrugged my shoulder blades, my back was like a pair of small wings with the help of the relevant muscle groups.

Although it is not practical at all, but because Bruce Lee once did this action in front of the camera, even if I can only imitate the idol to a minimum extent, it will make me very proud.

Xiaoqin couldn't help but come over and poke the "wings" on my back with my fingers.

“O(∩_∩)Ohaha~ It’s fun!”

It seems that after such a long time, her tongue has gradually recovered.

The squad leader slammed his mouth into the bathroom.

What are you doing? Vomiting? Although I am not handsome, but I have not reached the level of vomiting? Have you ever seen a specially trained latissimus dorsi? Is my "wing" in your eyes as if it is a tumor or a deformity?

It’s a woman with a long hair and a short face, a woman who has never seen the world! "Naruto" is more deformed than I am! It’s even harder to find a character that is not deformed in the later stages! And give me an apology to Bruce Lee! The muscles that Bruce Lee used to exercise with high-intensity means (including electric shock) are not for vomiting!

During the time when the squad leader rushed into the bathroom, Xiaoqin lowered her voice and asked me:

"The squad leader didn't poison the tea in my tea because it was stopped by Ye Lin."

Xiaoqin’s persecution paranoia made me laugh and cry. I hope she can be awake and sarcastically:

"Yes, the squad leader is poisoning you! The cup of tea did not put tea at all. It was completely made out of croton! But she took the wrong cup in an emergency, so she ate her own fruit. You see, she is not running to the toilet now. ?"

Xiaoqin clenched his fist on the palm of the other hand and made a stunned expression.

"The squad leader is good! If you have a high concentration of croton soup, I might drink if I drink it! Then she will seduce Ye Lin next to my body!"

You are still serious! Didn't hear my 400% ironic tone! And with me in front of your body, the squad leader’s taste is multiple! If she tastes so heavy, she won't vomit because she sees my latissimus dorsi!

I don't know if the squad leader vomited in the bathroom. In short, after she came back, she had unfinished water on her face, obviously washing her face with cold water.

Seeing that I still didn't put my shirt back, the squad leader frowned:

"There are girls in the room, how can you wear this?"

"How can I not wear this? The sports vest is very common? When people play basketball in the summer, they often wear it, and they don’t hear any opinions from the girls on the side!"

Not only does it have no opinion, whenever Shen Shaoyi walks out because of a shot or a breakthrough, and when he reveals the muscles of his waist, he will burst out in the girls (and recently incorporated the whistles of the school doctor).

Because the room is a bit hot, the squad leader is embarrassed to let the cold cold Xiaoqin turn off the air conditioner, and finally had to default to my vest.

Looked at the watch, it is already 11 o'clock.

Haven't decided what to eat for lunch. If you are ordering food outside, according to my long-term experience with my dad, if you don’t call in advance on the weekend, you have to wait for the meal at 12 o’clock.

I leaned back on the back of the sofa and asked the restaurant near Xiaoqin what kind of food was good. If it was not convenient to deliver the meal, I would go down and buy it.

Xiaoqin hands clasped together, his eyes filled with expectation and asked: "Can you eat me?"

I snorted. "I am fine, but you have so little meat, not enough for me and the squad leader!"

The squad leader opened his eyes in surprise and was obviously shocked by the dialogue between the two of us.

I calmed down later, and it was estimated that I remembered that Xiao Qin loved to talk about jokes.

Xiaoqin whispered a few words to me, and then said that there is a roast duck restaurant in the vicinity where aunts often order food. As long as one phone call, the hand-drinks will be brought up, and the meal fee will not be paid, and there will be more settlement.

I think this idea is okay, let Xiaoqin find out the menu of the roast duck restaurant.

The squad leader interjected: "Is it necessary to eat outside food? If there is material in the refrigerator, I can simply do something for everyone to eat."

I haven't commented yet, and Xiao Qin raised his right hand on the side:

"Okay, okay! I want to eat the meal prepared by the squad leader! In order to practice cooking, I always store a lot of ingredients in the refrigerator! You can use it as a squad leader!"

After reviewing the refrigerator, the squad leader said that the existing materials are enough to make a piece of fresh rice and a piece of tomato meat, and if you have not finished the red dates, you can make another silver fungus soup.

She left us two volumes of Chinese language work and went to the kitchen to prepare food.

The glass door of the kitchen was pulled by the squad leader to isolate noise and fumes. I and Xiaoqin didn't bother to write homework, and from time to time, they peeked at the action of the squad leader.

The squad leader originally wanted to borrow the apron of Xiaoqin, but Xiaolian’s apron painted a rhinoceros on it. It looked very naive and not too short for the squad leader. Finally, he had to tie the goose yellow apron commonly used by Auntie. Before.

Although it was the first time to use the kitchen of Xiaoqin's house, the squad leader quickly entered the state, and the pots and pans were well organized, and the oil and salt sauce and vinegar were all there. Whether it is cutting, cutting, shaving, shaving, or frying, frying, cooking, and frying, it shows a considerable level of professionalism.

I haven't heard that the squad leader has been an apprentice under the chef. She has to guarantee speed and not relax the quality. Should she cook it every day on weekdays?

Her home is not too far from the school, but she wants to ride a bicycle every day, in order to go home early to prepare dinner, not let the younger brother wait too long?

I can almost imagine that Shu Zhe was sitting at the back of the table and knocking on the spoon, urging her sister to get the meal done quickly.

I don't know what kind of expression it is when the squad leader usually rides home all the way. In short, when she looks at the pot, she looks very calm and shows a sense of accomplishment and happiness.

Wearing apron, single-mindedly preparing us for the squad leader of lunch, it looks like a good wife!

Even though the glass door was separated, the smell of the food gradually spread from the kitchen.