I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

The old grandmother put her hands together and moved: "You are so kind to the little girl, good people have good news."

The fierce but dissatisfied with Gong Miancai only invested 50 yuan, but he saw a lot of 100 yuan in the wallet of Gong Caicai, so I did not say anything about Qian Jingren.

"You are superfluous in Gongcai Cai." I blame, "I don't want to ask me to eat if I give it to this stinking monk temple."

I just said casually, Gong Caicai was taken seriously, and she took out a small wallet with a rabbit shape. This time, I took out 100 yuan from it, handed it to me with respect and respect, and apologized:

"Yes, I am sorry, I am too weak to lose everyone's face, and I lost the face of the Science Happiness Seminar. This money is enough for Ye Lin to eat at noon..."

"Hey, I was seen by others, I thought I was blackmailing you in the face of Guanyin Bodhisattva. It was misunderstood by human beings. I was misunderstood by Guanyin Bodhisattva. I will be downcast."

At this time, Fang Xin was slightly indulged, and stepped forward to the fierce front of the meritorious box, and asked:

"This bhikkhu, I don't know what conditions I need to meet if I want to be a monk in your temple."

"Hey, you see that my grade is not a small sand but a bhikkhu, and my eyesight is good." The fierceness is very interesting. "You are the one who said the doorman, do you want to be a monk."

Fang Xin has a single hand, "I am not going to be a monk, but the little donor wants to be a monk. I will ask him."

Speaking of reaching out and pointing at me.

Who wants to be a monk, no matter what you want to do, don’t take me as a tool.

So I subconsciously made a look of glare, and looked at me fiercely. I felt that I was so self-satisfied. I thought that I was so fierce. If I was really shaved here, I would probably be tired of seeing the income of the Temple, and I will be reported by the media. It is tainted with the underworld.

"Well, Fang, the friend you brought, is he at the age of 17? According to the monastic regulations, the age of the monk must not be less than 17 years old, nor more than 60 years old."

"It doesn't matter. Although it is still under 17 years old, it will be enough after a few years." Fang Xin gave me a few years of lying, and my appearance is mature. I usually say that there are high school students and some people believe.

"Then, why did he want to be a monk, what his parents do."

Fang Xin shook his head in an unpredictable way. "The Buddha pays attention to all the same. If I say that the teenager's parents are big riches or wage earners, is there any difference?"

The fierce murder came across a soft nail. "Who can be a monk and who can't be a monk? There are hard rules. I just follow the instructions. Since Fang Jushi wants to know the specific conditions of the monk, I will elaborate on it..."

Next to the palace, Choi Choi also widened her eyes and listened to it. It seems that the person who wants to be a monk is her.

"If you want to be a monk in the village, you must first have a complete ID card, a junior high school education or above, a parental permission, no marriage and love relationship, no debt disputes, no lawsuits, and no national criminals..."

The fierce one said while aiming at my face, as if he had seen me on the A-level wanted list of the Public Security Bureau.

"Secondly, the monk can't have physical or psychological defects, lack of hands and feet, polio, leprosy, licking the neck, and getting mentally ill, schizophrenia, and sheep epilepsy.

"Wait, why can't people who lick their necks be out of the house?" I always feel that Fang Xinxin knows this.

"H, because people who lick their necks can't walk straight, which is detrimental to the image of the temple." The fierce ones did not know why they replied smugly, probably because of his own neck.

"Also, the monks are not only walking to be correct, but the five senses are also correct." The fierce continuation said, "Blinking, fighting eyes, deafness, ear shortage, pouting, rabbit mouth, dumb, can not be a monk."

Fang Xin just rightly said: "Do you meet the above conditions and you can be a monk, instead of asking you to believe in Buddha?"

"When... of course, I want to be religious and pious." The fierce hurriedly said that he was flustered and confused, and almost said "faithful piety" to "believe in money."

Fang Xin suddenly sighed: "Hey, when Sakyamuni died, Buddhism changed. When Sakyamuni was a prince, he knew the peasants who worked under the scorching sun, even the locusts at the feet of the peasants. Pity, as a result, these fake monks only care about collecting money, and actually give them a lot of thresholds, and where is the mind of Purdue."

The fierceness was suddenly flushed by Fang Xin, and he became angry and angry: "The rules are not fixed by me. You are not satisfied with finding the abbot. I just follow the rules... and the disabled person will be a monk. Adding trouble."

"Hey." Fang Xin sneered, "Buddha: empty is color, there is no difference between things, there is a difference, it is two hearts, how to enter the second way of the two hearts, for the sake of the separation of the heart, then build a sin, will enter the room ""

This set of rhetoric-like rhetoric is silent and silent. Even he may not know what Fang Xin said, but he does not know what to expect. He is afraid that he will make jokes when he answers casually, so he dare not speak. .

I have obtained some basic knowledge of Buddhism from my father. I know that the main meaning of Fangxin is: If there is a difference between a high-rise building and a thatched cottage in the eyes of a deaf person, there is a difference between a monopoly and a monk, and there is a difference between a healthy person and a disabled person. Then I made a big taboo in Buddhism, and I will suffer and suffer in the future. (The film "Infernal Affairs" borrows the allusion of Buddhism "infernal hell". Infernal **** means that Wanshiyong is punished, there is no one minute and one stop. ).

Falling down the fake monk who only cares about collecting money, Fang Xin took me and Gongcai Cai to "crowd out and go out", which attracted many people's onlookers. The concierge monk sighed: "No wonder everyone else said that Fang Ju Shi is a modern economy. Bumpy, really don’t leave us a face."

On the way back, Fang Xin gave me and Gongcai Cai the current income of the monk. According to him, like the tourist attractions like the Seenji Temple, the monthly salary of the small shame during the probation period is 3,000, and after turning into a bhikkhu, 5,000 per month, after 10,000 yuan per month after a full year, 6-hour work system, including food and shelter, go out and practice, there is extra money, tax-free insurance.

"How, Ye Lin, you have always said that our Science Happiness Seminar is a cult. Compared with the wealth-raising means of seeing the temple, we are like a cult. We guide people to be positive, and it is not much more scientific than asking God to worship Buddha. ."

"Yes." Gong Caicai said with a spirit, "With the encouragement of the members, now I have become a little... a little brave. I even refused a salesman last week, although I felt very guilty. Look like..."

Rejecting the salesman is also a brave thing. It is the basic skill of human beings. You can’t correct it now. If you marry in the future, you will buy a lot because you are not good at refusing to sell. Unwanted things, and was rejected by her husband.

"I just went to see the temple, and then I will go to the Temple of Heaven to continue."

Fang Xin touched the chin of the light, and played the idea of ​​the Taoist.

"Don't go, Tianwang Temple is in Dongcheng District, it is too far away from here." I said, "And you see that traffic is blocked now."

Fang Xin nodded. "Ye Lin, as the right guardian of the future, I am going to give you a difficult task now. I saw that the old lady who came out from seeing the temple is not. She just asked the wife to ask for the sound." The one who cured the disease... you go to bring me to the Science Happiness Seminar."

"Hey, let me preach in the street." I frowned. "Even if it hurts, don't choose an innocent grandmother."

"How is it harmful?" Fang Xin sneered. "Since the establishment of our Science Happiness Seminar, can you give us an example of harming people? Now this society is unfair, largely because information is not equal. As long as we have enough information, maybe we can help the old lady to cure the wife's illness quickly and well. Do you think it is more useful for her to burn incense and worship Buddha."

This is also true. As far as things are concerned, the Science Happiness Symposium does not lack some members who are doctors. If the grandmother is brought in, it may help her husband’s condition. My goal is to become a core member and become a future. The "right guardian law", if there is no one to pull into the church besides Xiaoqin, it is a bit unreasonable.

So I hesitantly chased the old grandmother, and Gong Caicai followed it after obtaining the consent of Fangxin, and wholeheartedly wanted to pull people into the meeting for the grandmother.

I left my mind and deliberately slowed down, let Gong Caicai go up first, and called the grandmother from behind.

"No, sorry, can you delay a little time?" Gong Caicai is as nervous as a person who makes small advertisements on the street.

The old grandmother turned back and saw that she was helping the girl in the temple. The cloud in the face was slightly relieved.

"Little girl, are you looking for me something, if you don't hate eating vegetarian food, the old woman, I invite you to have lunch."

"Thank you, thank you, don't bother, actually I... actually we... our vegetarian and scientific chimneys will..."

In the end, Gong Caicai was too introverted, and the courage that had been so hard before it was gone.

I walked up in time, try to make my face calm, and shoulder to shoulder with the palace color: "Grandma, have you heard of Amway."

The old grandmother suddenly changed his face: "That... I have no interest in MLM. My daughter-in-law’s classmates have been deceived by the pyramid scheme. I haven’t returned yet.”

I am right: "You misunderstood, we are not a pyramid scheme. I just want to tell you that there is a pyramid selling brother who sells Amway under the overpass. I used to have stuttering problems. In our mutual aid society, I actually cured the stutter. So, if you are sick at home, you can try to join our mutual aid association, maybe it will help."

"Yes, yeah." Gong Caicai responded at this time. She handed out a promotional card. "We are a member of the Science Happiness Symposium. This is a scientific organization. Anyone is welcome to join, and will never Discriminate against people with disabilities and patients like the temple."

That is true, because the leader of the science happiness education is mentally ill, so he has no reason to learn from the Temple of Ren, even those who are weak.

They all said that they were in a hurry and went to the hospital. The old grandmother had been asking for medical advice because of his wife’s illness. He also left a good impression on Gong Caicai in seeing the temple. Now he was tempted by the palace color, and began to ask. The specifics of our Science Happiness Seminar.

Thanks to Gong Caicai, a strong mascot, I made the first list of development members. Otherwise, I will be able to speak with Fang Xin, Dr. Yu and others, even if I am able to talk about it. In the end, it is inevitable to scare away the grandmother. Maybe the grandmother still has to pay the toll for lunch.

I don't know if I deliberately made it look for me. My grandmother really got help in the Science Happiness Symposium. A Chinese doctor who has been in the hospital for half a year specializes in treating rheumatoid arthritis, and is just good at dealing with the illness of her grandmother.

I always feel that Fang Xin, like Ai Shuqiao, is instilling in me the idea that "our cause is good for human beings", but forget it, I don't want to participate too deeply in both sides. It is best if you fight both defeats and losses, then it is all happy. .

The next day is Sunday. Because of this series of reasons, I chose to spend it in Amy’s VIP building. The squad leader and Xiaoqin agreed to do something delicious for me. I also chose the location in the VIP building. I like it. The cat and dog squad leader, once there is an excuse to approach Obama and Miba, is never willing to let go.

In addition, Xiong Yaoyue also brought the palace color to the draw. This is not related to the squad leader and Xiaoqin cooking, but Xiong Yaoyue feels that the Golden Lightning professional team lacks a mascot (Amy is a shareholder who refuses to act as a mascot), so feel the palace The color was very suitable, so I pulled the Gongcai Caiqiang and asked her to hang up the “combat team internal assistant”, and then took a photo with the team members and put it on the promotion website.

This palace color reluctantly refused: "No, don't put my photos on the Internet. I heard that once the photos are on the net, they will be messed up by PS. In that case, I will... I will No face is living in the world."

This statement is too exaggerated. Fortunately, I have long stopped Cao Gonggong’s PS **** photos, otherwise I will see that I am being shamed by PS. I just want to suffocate myself with a pillow. The sin is deep.

"It doesn't matter." Xiong Yaoyue smiled and persuaded the palace to color. "What we want is a photo of you with everyone, not a single-person art photo, not a PS, and this internal assistant does not need you to really do it." Live, just a mascot has a salary."

"I don't need any salary." Gong Caicai is Bai Fumei, not the same as Xiong Yaoyue who sees money.