I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

Although my English is not good, I still barely know that the transliteration of the birthday "party" is more accurate as a birthday "squat".

I don't know if the squad leader should be precise about everything. She forced Zhuangni's body to kneel on the bed. With the attack on her hips, she let her spend a lifetime unforgettable birthday.

Me and Amy, there is nothing that is worth remembering for the rest of my life. The younger the person is, the more sleep time he needs. Amy told me a few words to fight straight on the eyelids and fell asleep. .

It was late, and I didn't insist on going home at night, sleeping directly in Room 103 (that was the room that Amy had prepared for me).

The next day was Saturday. Since I didn’t have to go to school, they had to sleep late last night (I don’t know if there was a pillow fight), and it’s too early to get up early today.

I got up at 5 o'clock, because the mobile phone forgot to close before going to bed, received a spam message.

After being awakened, I couldn't sleep anymore, and I just got up and went outside the VIP building for morning exercise.

It happened to be the same in morning exercise 004 and 005. These two bodyguards have quite special morning exercises.

It is reasonable to say that there is nothing special about dancing morning exercises. The aunts of my neighborhood community like to do this.

But the two of you, 004 and 005, are foreigners. Can you not have high-end foreign music when you dance in the morning exercise? Can you listen to Michael Jackson’s music? Why use the mobile phone to put the most dazzling folk style, and also follow the five-tones. Sing.

"You are the most radiant dish on the side of Wo Tian, ​​let Wo Yongxin blow you up..."

Sure enough, the distance is beautiful. Now I understand that why Cao Gonggong felt that the Japanese animated song was not good after learning a little Japanese.

"Beep, my next birthday, I didn't invite me, I feel so depressed..."

Forced the rabbit to open from behind 004 and 005.

The next person in the mouth of course refers to the palace color, the palace color is too polite to others, and is not good at rejecting others, so the rabbit was forced to find the weakness, once met, it is necessary to order the palace.

At this moment, my mobile phone rang again, and it was the sound of receiving a text message.

I thought it was a spam message. When I opened the inbox, it was very inexplicable:

"100ml red wine, 50ml white wine, 50ml cola, two raw eggs."

Hey, what is this remedy? Is it wrong to send the wrong person? I looked at the sender, but it was not a strange number, but it was displayed as “Lantu”. In this case, is there a typo, the “blueprint”? Is it the correct way to write, is it that Professor Bai uses the yellow wind blame mobile phone to make jokes with me.

I contacted Professor Bai in "Heartbeat Q&A" and asked him what strange remedies he sent to me. Professor Bai said that he had not sent a text message. It may be that the phone was running with a bug, and I didn't care too much.

But that afternoon, I and Xiaoqin passed the phone. She told me about the birthday party last night. The person named “Lantu” sent me a text message:

"Don't contact Baihefang, the formula I gave you can cure heart disease."

I was shocked. This guy obviously knew that I had contacted Professor Bai. "Fang" refers to Fangxin, of course, and I have viral heart disease. Professor Bai and Fangxin don't know. This is called "Lan." The people of the map know.

He is sacred in the end, and the formula he provided is really like the one that Dr. Yu said. It is the "poison king" who uses everyday materials to cure incurable diseases. The main ingredient is indeed alcohol.

I called the "Lantu" back, but showed that the other party was an empty number. It seems that he was texting me with some kind of computer software. I had to send a text message and asked:

"Who are you, why are you helping me, where do you know this recipe?"

The other party only answered me a question, but only this one answer is enough to make me stunned.

"Because I love you, I have to help you. You can trust me 100%."

No... No, who is this with my mischief, Xiong Yaoyue is likely to do this, kidding me to drink the pile of things and then laughing at me, but she doesn't know that I have a heart attack.

"You... is it a woman."

I want to narrow the scope.

Unexpectedly, the other party’s answer was unexpected again.

"Gender is so important, you must know my gender, can you decide whether to respond to my love, I am tired, I will stop here today, you will cure your heart disease according to the detailed ingredients I provide. ""

Next, Lantu sent a few text messages in advance, which detailed how the wine, white wine, cola and eggs should be matched. People think that if it is a prank, it is too hard.

After that, no matter how I send text messages in the past, Lanto will no longer pay attention to me, but I really said it.

Why is this guy so concerned about gender, not a girl but also a person who likes me, I can only think of Pentax, and he does know that I have heart disease...

But today is not April Fool's Day. Halloween has passed yesterday. Pentax is a person who likes to get straight to the point. He won't play this kind of texting prank with me.

It is useless to think about one person. I went to the underground lab in the VIP building to find Dr. Yu. I copied the formula on the text message directly to him, let him shrink it and then experiment with the mouse.

"Where did you get this formula?" Dr. Yu was dignified. "Although the material is simple, it must be equipped with professional equipment to make a cocktail-like effect. This is indeed the style of my brother..."

The first mouse that was used for the experiment was artificially infected with viral heart disease for more than two months. As a result, after the injection of this formula, the drug actually went to the disease, even if it was stimulated by electric shock, it did not die. heart disease.

Dr. Yu and I are overjoyed, but can't be partial. In order to prove that this formula is really effective, we must take more mice to experiment, so it is a toss.

The final result: either injection or feeding, none of the 50 infected mice died, all cured by this magical formula.

Dr. Yu looked at me with enthusiasm, and he probably felt that he was in the stage of human experiment.

"It can't be wrong. This is definitely the formula that I got from my brother's "Poison King". I know that for a long time, the brothers must have studied the antidote, but deliberately dragged and refused to give it to you. Take it."

In the face of Dr. Yu, who is obviously emotional, I calm down a bit.

Ai Shuqiao Ken and I made a deal because the virus in my blood can provide her with the material to study the new drug. If I drink the antidote to kill the virus, then the transaction is not invalid, but it involves Amy. Trading.

I said my own fears, but Dr. Yu’s test on mice found that although their heart disease was cured, the virus in the body was not killed and became a harmless symbiotic community in the blood. In addition to taking heart disease, there is no change in taking the antidote.

Since there is such a good thing to wait for, I took the "cocktail" in the beaker under the shackles of Dr. Yu, and I drank a clean neck.

The strange smell of liquid slipped through my throat, and I suddenly felt like a bucket of ice water poured onto my shoulders, and I felt a chill.

Itchy... Unbelievable, I feel that my heart is itchy, as if it is the heart itself, I can’t wait to scratch it.

After the itching, it was a strange feeling of coldness at the fingertips, but it didn't last long, and the cold became hot.

It turns out that those mice that have been injected with drugs know that they have experienced this process. Unfortunately, they can't talk, or they can remind me to let me be mentally prepared in advance.

"cough, cough, cough,"

After a shudder, I suddenly coughed up, but with a cough, a sense of freedom that some kind of shackles were broken was all over the body.

"Absolutely already good." Dr. Yu looked at me with confidence. "The doctor's prescription is like a fingerprint. I saw this prescription and immediately felt that it was the hand of my brother... I am afraid his formula leaked out. , got it by you."

Although according to Dr. Yu’s suggestion, I should still run on the treadmill, receive electric shocks, and see the mature women’s magazine to confirm that the heart disease has been cured, but I just made a “fire” on the air to know the viral heart disease. I have already left me.

Eight successes, this is an attack that will make people rush. If I am still controlled by heart disease, 70% of my efforts should be too fast and need to be rescued.

The viral heart disease that has been plaguing me for so long has been cured so easily. I can’t help but wonder if there is any conspiracy.

For the first time, Dr. Yu checked my blood composition. After various analyses, like the white mice, there was no change in the composition of the heart disease. The transaction with Ai Shuqiao continued.

"Dr. Yu, can you keep Ai Shuqiao secret, don't say that my heart disease has been cured?" I did not hope too much to ask Dr. Yu.

Unexpectedly, Dr. Yu promised to be very happy. "Yes, this is not the key to your trading anyway, and I have recently received unexpected income, not particularly anxious to ask Ai Shuqiao to give me a grant."

The man who was killed by Dr. Yu in Angola was killed by a mine. Since he realized that "everything is the fault of the government," and then participated in the anti-government guerrillas, he was mixed up and became a warlord. Now, I have read the benefits of Dr. Yu and gave Dr. Yu a lot of Angolan diamonds. I hope that Dr. Yu can give him a military doctor in the past.

"Because my friends in the United States helped me sell the diamonds, the research funding was temporarily plentiful, so I am going to do something I like to do, always listening to Ai Shuqiao’s command is a little trouble..."

Hey, for a long time, we couldn’t buy Dr. Yu. Did Dr. Yu buy it himself? Although Dr. Yu had to listen to Ai Shuqiao’s order once the funds were short, it was always good news.

However, Dr. Yu couldn’t guess who the “Lantu” was. He said that “Poison King” Klinger paid close attention to the confidentiality of the information and could steal information from Klinger unless there was a traitor.