I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

Horror films in Europe and America are generally difficult to cause emotional fluctuations, but in many cases, the most horrible thing is not horror movies, but people who watch horror movies with you.

"Oh, the whole face is falling."

Amy refers to the heroine who was torn by a group of zombies on a large LCD screen. This is a horror film with the end of humanity.

I have to say that although the Hollywood horror film does not suit the oriental people's appetite, the makeup and special effects are quite NB, which is a little too irritating for Amy.

"If you look closely, this film's Blu-ray DVD box says ‘PG-13’, which means you can't watch it under the age of 13.”

I tilted my eyes to my left arm, facing the screen with a fearful expression, Amy, 12 years old.

"Oh, that kind of thing is all right. Anyway, humanity has been destroyed. The 13 ban, the fifteen ban, and the 18 ban are meaningless."

Like me, I put a cushion under my ass, Amy, who sat on the carpet, said.

"Hey, humans are just destroyed in this film, and... ah ah ah ah."

Amy's sharp nails are embedded in my dermis.

"What can be scared of the film's tidbits? Compared with those zombies that are not scary at all, I have to guard against you more. I can't be so reluctant to scare me if Halloween doesn't scare me."

Amy looked up at me with her blue eyes, but there was no respect for it.

"It’s inevitable that the film that is stimulating will be emotional. Do you not use your own body to act as an emotional venting item for your brother?"

"The problem is that these films are not terrible at all, so I will feel embarrassed when you are scratched with your nails."

"You didn't feel like this horrible movie." Amy paused the video with the remote control, and made the picture freeze on the list of cast members. "You imagine, in case one day, the whole world is full." Eating zombies..."

"What to say, it is impossible. It is better to worry that the world is destroyed by the unscientific things like zombies. It is better to worry about the world's micro-black holes destroyed by high-speed particle colliders, or the nano-robots that can eat everything, and your America. The volcanic eruption of Yellowstone Park..."

"Why are zombies unscientific." Amy put on a look that I had to explain.

"Hah, because zombies are dead, since the digestive system is no longer working, the things they eat can't be converted into energy, unless they have the ability to carry out photosynthesis, or they will soon run out of energy because of energy." Next."

I despised my sister with the law of conservation of energy.

"Innocent, you know that you haven't seen many zombie films outside the door." Amy said with a disappointment, "The zombies in this movie may not be scientific enough, but there are many zombie films that are quite scientific, and this There are real zombies in the world, and the voodoos of Habitat in Haiti don’t say... There is a fungus that will erode the ants’ brains and turn the ants into zombie ants.”

This is also the case, it is said that Cordyceps sinensis, which is a major complement, is also a combination of fungi and insects. In theory, the combination of fungi and humans can also create zombies that do not violate the law of conservation of energy.

"If we are in a world of zombies, will you protect me?"

Amy suddenly asked.

"Is this not nonsense?" I laughed. "Of course I will protect you. Even if I become a zombie myself, I will not forget to protect you."

"Really ~~?" Amy pulled a long voice, as if she didn't believe it. "If the maid, or Katyusha, becomes a zombie, you will protect me, don't hesitate to use crowbars and incendiary bombs." Kill them."

"Why don't you go with Xiaoqin and the squad leader. During this time, you get along well with them. You forgot how Xiaoqin helped you with the midterm exam. You forgot the cola chicken wings that the squad leader gave you." Yet."

"I... I certainly didn't forget." Amy was embarrassed to twist her face. "I just want to make sure that my position in your heart is more important than the two of them."

"That doesn't need to use crowbars and incendiary bombs. The incendiary bombs are the best. The crowbar is the best cold weapon in FPS games. It has been very fast since the first use of Dr. Gordon Freeman of Half-Life. Popular in the five continents of the seven continents, is the artifact of the 'physics sacred sword', in the latest superhero animated film, the flash used it to poke the dark monarch Daksey's a golden dog Eyes."

"Don't transfer the topic." Amy wrinkled her nose a little unhappy. "The maids and Katyusha are all zombies. You are not willing to kill them. Do you have a corpse, I didn't expect me." My brother is so disgusting..."

"If friends and family become zombies, most people will not go out, why should I interpret my normal reaction as a corpse."

Amy ignored my protest.

"I know, when my brother will raise the maids and Katyusha, look for ways to restore them, or they will be flexible with their flesh and feel the feeling of taboo..."

Enough, in your eyes, my brother, I am such a bad person, even the girl who became a zombie will not let go.

In order to watch the horror film, there is more atmosphere. We closed the room lighting in advance. Only the LCD screen is the only light source. In the dark, Amy seems to suddenly think of something:

"The Mayans were wiped out by the rain, and in the days of Noah's Ark, God used the flood to destroy most of the human beings. According to experts, the next great human destruction is the 'Zombie Revelation'. Maybe the world will only have We both survived."

"Is the American experts so full of support, and why only the two of us survived, you bought the vip qualification from God, or what is the shackle?"

Amy pouted. "Why, you don't have the confidence to kill a **** road in the end of the zombie, protect your sister. Isn't the soul of the sister control your biggest plug-in, or you don't love me anymore."

"Well, I will be responsible for killing a **** road."

There is no need to lift the bar in this virtual world view, anyway, the zombie doomsday will not really come.

"The answer is not serious." Amy Xiaoren generally reprimanded me. "Don't you understand what kind of great missions we have to bear after the end of the zombies."

"Hey, when did you pay attention to the 'mission' and 'responsibility', did you not hate these two words the most?"

"That's not the same." Amy raised her fist high, a bit like the pose of a female player in the famous painting "Freedom Leading the People."

"Because all human beings are dead, there are only two of us left, so the mission on the shoulders cannot be shirked to others. At that time, you have to do everything in your power to fulfill the great mission of multiplying new human beings. The future of mankind will be Rely on us two..."

Amy said that while she was eating and laughing, she stood up in the darkness, the shiny belt was flush with my eyes, and the casual and beautiful little denim skirt seemed to glow.

"Ah, haha, fall down, I am the mother of mankind."

Amy pushed her hands on my shoulders, but her strength was too small, even if I couldn't do it by shaking it.

"Why don't you cooperate at all." Amy, who is on the head, is very dissatisfied.

How can I cooperate and fall down? Who knows if Amy will climb to me?

"Your hypothesis is too bad." I tried to calm down the tone. "Even if there are only two survivors, I will never create a defective next generation of humans with you."

"Don't care for the fate of mankind... selfish guys." Amy hammered her head on her head and used it as a head-selling drink. "Do you have the heart to see human beings extinct? What about the biological brothers and sisters? Genetic defects are only a chance. Rather than happening 100%, if you try seven times eight times, ten times and twenty times, you will be able to give birth to a healthy child. Maybe you will have my perfect appearance and your strong body."

Look at Amy's addicted expression, as if he has been enchanted by fantasy.

"Hey, if it's the other way around, what should I do with my appearance and your body? It's a life tragedy."

At this time, my mobile phone suddenly rang and took it out. The caller was Xiong Yaoyue. She was very strangely holding a nose on the phone and asked me:

"Hey~ know who I am."

"You are not Pooh, you are very busy at the palace party, and I seem to hear the laughter of Xiaoqin and the big horn..."

"Hey, hey,,,,,."

Xiong Yaoyue was very surprised and called out.

"When Xiaoling was playing my mobile phone, I made a mistake. I deleted all the contact numbers in my mobile phone. How do you know who I am?"

Amy, who listened clearly to the dialogue around me, also made a contemptuous expression. She grabbed the phone and said to Xiong Yaoyue.

"Vini, your IQ is really anxious. The phone book that was deleted is not the phone book of the man's servant. You are so stupid. After the end of the world, you and the servant's children can only use it as a coolie. Let them go to repair the pyramids."

"The end of the world." Xiong Yaoyue said, "Isn’t 2012 going early, and why should I have a child with Ye Lin..."

Halfway through the words, there was a "squeaky" sound. Judging from the later dialogue, it was estimated that Xiaoqin was hitting the head of Xiong Yaoyue with an inflatable hammer.

The girls played very happy, and Xiong Yaoyue hung up my phone.

"Someone has a birthday?" The excitement on the other side of the phone was in contrast to the silence on our side. Amy asked a little lonely, "It’s in the palace of the palace with the lower chest."

"Don't say that others are rude because they can't grow out."

"Cut, as the most perfect artwork created by God, how can I swear to others?" Amy made an indecent move to the subtle protrusions on her chest. "I only have 12 this year." It’s just older, the more mature, and the most important thing that will develop in the future is not the volume, but the shape and feel, and your brother should not touch it.”

"No, you are in this position and this kind of speech. It is not too much to put the label of the 18 ban on your forehead."