I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

"Hey, hello, Ye Lin, how do I perform in the hostage-holding incident, should I be awarded to the stars?"

On Sunday night, I found an excuse to come to my house to send an umbrella to the little celery, and asked me with a squint.

The umbrella was on Friday, when my father and I were invited by Auntie to visit her house, I forgot about her home, but tomorrow is Monday, and Xiao Qin is not necessary to send it tonight.

Dad was not at home, went to the fireball uncle's house with Director Cao, and went to the three-person shareholder meeting. Since no one was watching, I touched Xiaoqin's head to show his approval.

"Doing a good job, thanks to all of you, you can be safe."

Xiaoqin closed her eyes like a cat to enjoy my touch, showing a comfortable expression.

Having said that, it’s not that everyone is safe and sound. The teacher was poked only three centimeters away from the chrysanthemum. However, he was also blessed by misfortune. He suddenly became a model teacher of Dongshan City’s ambulance students. As the report is made, happiness is about to die.

In the hostage incident, Xiaoqin, although protecting my selfishness, at least did not sell teammates, is generally based on the safety of everyone, it seems that the sister plan is correct.

So I did not particularly fine-tune, directly added the number of stars of Xiaoqin to 50, although there is still a considerable distance from 10,000, but it is enough to make Xiaoqin happy for several days.

"Ye Lin classmate." Xiaoqin seems to suddenly think of something. "If this kind of incident happens again, I will not save our classmates, but people who have never met, will Ye Lin give me stars? ""

"Whether the people being helped are close to us, as long as they are good deeds, they will add stars to you." I encourage.

"This is much faster than making a lottery for the color of the palace." Xiaoqin said to herself. In the next few days, I found that she often appeared near the ATM, and stared at the cashier. Back, make the other party very uncomfortable.

If you have a criminal who rushes to grab money, do you see it? I see that the cashier thinks that the person who wants to steal money is you. If you really run into a robber, it is dangerous for you to do so.

I stopped Xiaoqin to do that again, telling her that even if she stopped the ATM robber, I couldn't see it, she only converge.

On Monday, September 16th, it was the day when we started our self-study in the third day of the third day. According to the "Late Self-Intuition Agreement" signed by everyone beforehand, from now on, we will start self-study at 6:15 pm. It ends at 8 pm, and during 5 to 6 o'clock, it can be used for dinner or homework.

Although everyone knows about this early, but when it comes to this day, it is inevitable that there will be a lot of grief, and Xiong Yaoyue mourns:

"Today is China Brain Health Day. I was not healthy after being taught by myself."

"Today is still the ozone layer to protect the sun." The big horn said, "The ozone layer needs protection. Why are there no flowers in these motherland's flowers?"

Due to the change of the schedule, the squad leader could not make dinner for the younger brother every day, because after an hour of schooling in the evening, even if riding a bicycle can take the place in the Tour de France, there is no time to buy vegetables, cook vegetables and go back and forth.

So Shu Zhe can only eat the leftover stewed the night before, put the leftovers in the refrigerator, and then use the microwave oven to heat it up. He is quite vocal, and feels that he is not as good as his sister. Let him order takeaway food.

I really don't know enough. Do you know that even the potato stewed beef made the night before, put on the plastic wrap in the refrigerator, the next day, it is better than 90% of the take-out.

When I was studying in the evening, the Chinese teacher asked us to make a paper. One of the questions and answers was about the idiom "Ye Gong Hao Long". It was obvious that Xiao Qin, who did the same with me, suddenly sighed.

"I hate it. Even the ancients know that Ye Lin’s students will become bigger when they see the squad leader’s nostrils..."

What about the ancients, and when I see beautiful girls, the nostrils will become bigger, is it inherently set?

Xiao Qin licked his head and used a gel pen to lick the short hair of the horn.

"Ye Gong Hao Long, that is to say, there is a protagonist named Ye, who likes the only squad leader in the class... it is an annoying idiom."

It is not the protagonist of the surname Ye, but the older person named Ye.

However, Xiao Bing's brows stretched out in an instant, because she thought of the final result of Ye Gong Hao Long.

"Hey, I thought about the dragon's ancient Ye Lin classmates every day. Later, after seeing the true face of the dragon, I was scared to sit on the ground and my nostrils returned to normal size. It seems that the ancients are not particularly annoying. Look at this idiom. The results are not bad, answer this question seriously."

No, it’s too late. A simple multiple-choice question has delayed you for 7 or 8 minutes. According to this progress, you can’t finish the language before class.

However, to my surprise, Xiao Qin still tried very hard to answer the paper, but when Zhang Laotou corrected the question "What is the central idea of ​​Ye Gonghaolong?", it was found that Xiao Qin's answer was very puzzling:

"Ye Gong said that he likes dragons verbally, but in fact he is not true love with the dragon. He likes snakes in his heart (the snakes of childhood)."

How can humans and snakes be childhood friends, Zhang Laotou gave you a big fork for this question, and said in the comments, "Is Ye Gong the enemy of Xu Xian?".

On the first day of the evening, at the end of 8 o'clock, most of the students were sick except for some special hard-working scholars and self-requested people like the squad leader.

After returning home, I stayed until nearly 10 o'clock. I heard my father telling about their future business plan of "Happy Valley Three Conclusions". When they were bored, they put on their clothes and went for a walk around Dongshan Lake.

Since the construction of the scenic spots around Dongshan Lake, I have not come to it. Now that the project is coming to an end, there are some prototypes in the pavilions and pavilions, and there will be no dust everywhere.

The night is quiet, I am facing the calm lake that reflects the moonlight, and I am unconscious. On the shore of the deserted lake, there is a figure on my side.

I used the corner of my eye to find out that it was the bodyguard arranged by Ai Shuqiao. He was still a special agent costume, covered with half a face, and more like a ninja after nightfall.

Instead of talking to me, he pulled out a metal object from the tactical belt and threw it away toward the center of the lake.

I suddenly felt cold in the heart, because I recognized what the metal object was. It turned out to be the chin implant that I saw in the Doomsday Bunker and was transformed into a golden dog's mouth by Dr. Yu. Part of the chin.

"You...what happened to him." I tried to calmly ask.

"This is not something you need to consider." Kamakura looked at the calm water after returning to the calm lake, saying in a hoarse voice, "In short, the iron fairy escaped from the bunker and wanted to be against you. I am your bodyguard. I will dispose of it for you."

I think Kamakura's words are suspicious.

"The end of the bunker is heavily guarded. If Tiexian is your prisoner, there is no chance to escape."

"He is not a prisoner." Kamakura replied plainly, "Ai Shuqiao keeps him wanting to make a piece, but now he has not been in control of him, he is not under control, trying to avenge you in advance, then Had to let him disappear."

I carefully figured out the meaning of Kamakura. Since Tiexian "revenge" to me in advance, then as long as he has patience, he can wait for the opportunity to avenge me. Ai Shuqiao now wants to protect my safety, so leave a I want to kill my iron fairy for what purpose.

"Probably, I want you to kill him in public." Kamakura sneered. "If Tiexian is going crazy to attack you or someone around you, you will definitely fight back, and Tiexian has already been injected. Many steroid stimulants, the physical appearance seems to be enhanced, but once you are counterattacked, there is a high probability of sudden death, then you really become the murderer in everyone's eyes, which is conducive to Ai Shuqiao's mental transformation of you... ...I just guessed, maybe there is a more sophisticated plan, but this piece can no longer be used, so any plan has no meaning."

"Where did you get rid of Tiexian." My eyes on Kamakura were full of suspicions. "You are appointed as my bodyguard. Tiexian escapes from the doomsday bunker. There should be security personnel to deal with him. Why are you He got rid of it, and Tie Sin came to me nearby."

"Hey, there are so many problems for young people." Kamakura patted the dust on his hands, as if he had to take blood that didn't exist between his hands.

At that moment, I was surprised to find that there were no fingerprints on both palms of Kamakura.