I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

Who wants to watch A film with you! When I was arrested by Auntie and I watched the A film with her daughter, my 14-year-old tragic life will end immediately!

Fortunately, Dad quickly realized that he had turned the volume too far and turned the volume down.

After hearing the sound of the A film, Xiao Qin’s mood became significantly better.

"I will say it! With my girlfriend, Ye Lin does not need to use A film at all!"

Her natural tone of voice made me feel angry.

"Who confessed that you are my girlfriend! And you are too arrogant? How dare you think that your flat body can be compared with A`V female?"

I was poked to her sore spot, and Xiaoqin gave a small animal-like whine.

“呜呜呜~~~~(gt;_lt;), Ye Lin’s classmates look down on people! Although they are still very small, they will definitely grow up in the future! Moreover, and Ye Lin’s classmates turn off the A film, it means that I I have already won a game!"

"Where did you win?" I asked strangely.

"No, it's not obvious! Ye Lin just wanted to comfort himself with A. Now, just listen to my voice!"

Who is your voice? When you call your home, it’s a midnight color line!

I was so angry that she couldn’t speak. Xiao Qin saw that I couldn’t say anything, and asked carefully:

"What? Is it because I am not doing well, let Ye Lin disappoint?"

"Yes, I am sorry! Ming Ming Ye Lin's classmates have closed the A film. It is definitely a high hope for me! The result, the result, I was not satisfied with Ye Lin because of lack of experience!"

"Ye Lin's classmates on the other side of the phone must be very difficult to accept? There are so many desires accumulated but they can't be vented... Sure enough, really, because I am not working hard enough?"

I didn't ask for a good breath: "How do you want to work hard?"

Xiaoqin hesitated.

"Although, although I am very useless in the eyes of Ye Lin, I can still do it by imitating the screams of the heroine of A."

Nima is not a screaming 呻 `吟! And you have to do things like this without a lower limit? Talking to the male student on the phone and then on the phone 呻 `吟, absolutely misbehaving, need to warn the parents of the level!

I should just record your 呻 吟 ​​, , , , 录 录 录 录 录 录 录 录 录 录 录 录 录 录

No, if you think about it, I already have twenty photos of Xiao Qin (when I went to her home to repair the computer, she was pretending to be a robot toy and gave it to me), and now she recorded her. If you say something, you will be used to do something.

It’s just that a few spring dreams have been perverted by Xiao Qin’s object. Sitting in the middle of a lot of her photos, listening to her 呻 吟 ​​recording, I have no way to go back.

Xiao Qin still refused to give up.

"Ye Lin, when I called, what do you want me to call you?"

What kind of tricks can you play in terms of title? With your usual practice, is it just to call me "A Lin", "Xiao Lin", and even more nasty "Lin Brother"?

"Well... a little embarrassed, Ye Lin is hoping that I will call you "husband" or "master"?"

"Where did you learn from these children? Don't say that it is your mother, that is, your father knows and will be sad and tears!"

Ah, accidentally mentioned her father in the face of Xiaoqin. As a child of a single-parent family, she heard that her father’s feeling is similar to what I heard from my mother.

I am worried that Xiao Qin will fall into a low mood, thinking that the divorced parents are not talking. I did not expect Xiao Qin to say loudly:

"Absolutely not! I won't call you Dad anyway! It's too abnormal!"

Which ear do you hear me want you to call my father! Although I was cheated on the phone just now, I told you to be aunt for a long time, but I was not so careful. I turned your head and told you Dad!

Dad suddenly came out of the study half-headed, "Xiao Lin, I just heard you call me?"

No one calls you! What we just discussed is the father of others! Hurry back to the study to see your A film!

Dad, the baritone, has always been speaking with a small voice, and the pronunciation is accurate and clear, and he has to recite the first place in the college.

So Xiao Qin immediately heard the contents of his speech and knew that our father and son were not far apart.

"Uncle Uncle!" Xiaoqin yelled wildly on the phone, and the volume was high enough to almost shake my ears.

"Come and take care of your son! He forced his girlfriend to call his father!"

"He was only 14 years old and he was so perverted. If I had a daughter in the future, how can I be assured that he would take care of him!"

"And at home, he dared to openly watch the A film... so unremarkable, please discipline him!"

"Right, I haven’t introduced myself so much! I am your future daughter-in-law..."

I slammed the phone and quickly clicked the button, and the phone of Xiaoqin’s home was assigned to the harassment number, which was set to be in a state where it could only be played and could not be entered.

In this way, although it can not be said that the endless troubles, at least greatly reduced the chance that Dad received a call from Xiao Qin.

It’s so passive to make a phone call, in the final analysis, because the current dad is too shameful.

If he is not the owner of the "Happy Valley Adult Sex Toys Store", nor the "HHH Goodwill" A film commentator, but is still teaching in the university forum, then I will be proud to introduce my father to others. .

Maybe there is a vanity in it, but I know that Dad is not the same as Cao. Dad is not a natural metamorphosis.

Director Cao took pleasure in his own depravity and regarded the shameless inferiority in the eyes of others as a great cause for his lifelong struggle, and Dad only used these as an anesthetic for self-exile.

Seeing A film can see art, turning H man can turn out philosophies, while others are already throwing toilet paper, Dad is writing a serious comment on the table, which is not normal.

If the mother does not leave him, will he choose to stick to this ordinary love until the end of his life?

In contrast, Director Cao’s reason for divorce is because in Japan, when the chicken was infected with sexually transmitted diseases (of course, he was cured now), he was divorced by his wife’s lawsuit.

I remember when I saw the "Fullmetal Alchemist", I saw the "Treasure of Truth" section, and I had some doubts about the plot. I asked the father what the truth was.

Dad, who is watching a science magazine, seems to be very interested in this issue, but he said that the truth that others told you is useless and can only be found by himself.

I said that I would not have alchemy, nor did I have a leg or a leg, or a younger brother used to be a sacrifice. Where can I go to find the truth?

Dad smiled, not at all wretched. It was the smile of my long-lost wise man, like the sorghum of the deep mountain. He touched my head and said to me:

"Xiao Lin, the truth is everywhere, the key is whether you really want to find it, if you are determined to look for it, then you can find the truth even in the pit."

I didn't understand this sentence, but it was cool, so I remembered it.

Now I find that Dad is looking for truth even in a fallen life. Every time he looks at a frame of A, every time he rolls a page, he looks for truth in pixels and lines.

To be exact, he is looking for an answer.

That is: Why did Mom leave him?

Dad who has already realized so many truths is actually trapped in love and is reluctant to detach himself.

It seems to remind me all the time, how much the woman's destructive power is.

The enemy may change your destiny and disfigate your body, but as long as you persist, you will become stronger and more invincible.

But the woman, this thing, can make you become yourself and don’t know yourself.

I don't want to go to Dad's way. Sometimes, I feel that it is quite cool to call a chicken like a director.

At least you don't have to love others, and you don't have to be loved by others. Sexually transmitted diseases are difficult to treat, and it is better to cure the pain of inferiority than infiltrating the bone marrow. If it is not cured, it will be cut off. If it is over 100, you can go to cultivate the Sunflower Collection.

Speaking of it, did I take Xiao Qin too seriously? It is because my thinking mode inadvertently repeats the pace of Dad, so I face the attack of Xiaoqin, which is inferior in all aspects?

Do I have to learn from Cao? Become a passionate person (at least on the surface)? Is it that Xiao Qin will leave me automatically?

This seems like a good idea! I thought of a good idea again! I am so smart!

The only question is, how can I play myself as a big radish? Since I am very fancy, I should have three wives and four beggars around me. There should be a harem!

And if I pretend to pursue others, if the girl really likes me, wouldn't it be self-defeating?

Unless it is a girl who will never like me, it can be used to implement this plan.

Is there such a person? Think about it, my fears are actually superfluous? My bad character is awkward. Except for Xiaoqin, should none of the normal girls in the class like me?

Whether it is the school committee color, the sports committee bear, the literary committee member Zhuang Ni, and even the squad leader Shusha, should belong to the category that will never like me?

I pretend to pursue them, it should only make them hate me more, and at the same time let Xiaoqin completely disappoint me, and then never go back!

This idea is wonderful! It is my son's son! This idea does not have more than 250 IQs absolutely can't think of it!

Next, it is how to implement it. I am inexperienced, it is best to step by step, from long-term planning.

In addition, Dad criticized me for saying that it is rude to hang someone else's phone. It is even more rude to hang up the girl's phone. It is difficult to find the other side after doing this.

It’s stupid, Dad, who will try to find the other side like you! Your son started planning to make a big radish from today! Two boats, three boats, eight boats... and the harem! What scum I do! It is important to let all the girls who can be contacted hate me!

In this way, I will not be bound and corrupted by my children. I can stick to myself and I can be Sparta!

Speaking of it, since Xiaoqin has always misunderstood the squad leader is her rival, is it better for me to take the squad directly?

Can this be done with half the effort? More efficient! Moreover, although the squad leader has been a bit strange to me recently, she is a squad leader. She can’t take the lead in violating the “100 intimate contact between boys and girls”.

Of course, all things must be done in the face of Xiao Qin, otherwise it is completely meaningless.

I forgot to ask on the phone just now, and I don’t know if Xiaoqin will come to class tomorrow.