I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

Like the timid little animals in the palace, when the sneaky eating ice cream, Xiaoqin took the bag of hand cream from my hand, so that I could also empty the ice cream.

I accepted the good intentions of Xiaoqin. After all, the hard-skin diary in another bag is not lighter than the hand cream, and I have the bad habit of swinging my arm when I lick something. If the hand cream is broken, I am sorry. It is.

After eliminating the ice cream, the three of us agreed to go to see Professor Bai, and then went out of the door of Henderson Commercial Building and went to the classroom of the Science Happiness Teaching.

Xiaoqin seems to be in the road to gain trust, and said to the palace color in a tone of determination:

"The Law of Attraction is really amazing. I started to be dubious. The result was just to try it once in accordance with the rules. I kept telling myself in my mind: 'The law of attraction is effective', 'The law of attraction is effective', now I It has been successfully considered that the law of attraction is effective."

Hey, isn't that all solved? The solution to this test, which is based on the Pythagorean Theorem, proves that the Pythagorean Theorem is valid, will definitely be scored by the scoring teacher.

Gong Caicai nodded frequently and rejoiced: "Xiao Qin, Professor Bai told me: Believing that the law of attraction is the first step to the truth of the universe, let us work hard and pray that our wishes can come true."

I remember that the two previous wishes of Gong Caicai were to become scallops and to become pandas. The reason is that scallops have shells to protect them. Pandas have national protection, but later they become claustrophobic because they become scallops, and pandas are being The pressure on the crowd is too great, and it is done.

It is said that recently, Professor Bai changed guns and changed the location of the lecture.

The place where the Science Happiness Symposium was originally opened for teaching was a simple classroom in the commercial street similar to the students' supplementary classes. The desks inside were very old and some stools were still bad.

Now it is not the case, it is probably a lot of money, and Chen’s assistant teacher is suffering from the unfortunate death of the grandmother. He surrendered to the police and caused the vigilance of Professor Bai. In short, the lecture place of the Science Happiness Seminar was replaced by a multimedia conference of an office building. The room, the windows are clear, the tables and chairs are intact, the layout is very much like the university's ladder classroom (just no stairs), there are six chairs behind each long table, the whole conference room has 12 long tables, which can accommodate 72 people at the same time.

After buying the Teacher's Day gift, the time is already close to 6:30. Because it is the time for ordinary people to eat, Professor Bai did not arrange the course at this time. He received us directly in the empty conference room.

"Professor Bai and Bai, please accept this globe. I can't come over tomorrow. I wish you a happy Teacher's Day today."

Just as soon as I met, Gong Caicai hurriedly handed the globe to Professor Bai with both hands. It was not like giving gifts, but the students who made mistakes submitted a review report.

Professor Bai was quite surprised. On the one hand, he did not expect that this cult teacher would get a teacher's day gift. On the other hand, I did not expect that I would bring the palace color to me, except for the little celery.

"Good, but disrespectful, I will accept your heart."

Professor Bai was very educated to take over the globe and placed it on the desk. The original globe that he had broken seemed to have been thrown away, and a fish tank was placed on the desk table wider than before. There is only a thin layer of shallow water inside, and a large turtle with a slap in the water is lazy in the water.

I remember this is Professor Bai's pet, named "Da Vinci", which is the early Chinese translation of the Ninja Turtles boss Leonardo.

"A cute turtle."

Xiao Qin, who has always been very beautiful in aesthetics, almost put his face on the glass of the fish tank and face the turtle inside.

"What kind of turtle is this, is it a smiling turtle? Its expression seems to be smiling." Xiaoqin put the bag of hand cream on a chair and then asked Professor Bai with great interest.

With Professor Bai, who is close to her elders, Xiao Qin does not trigger the fear of men, and she is quite familiar.

"I am Ren Xiaoqin, I met for the first time, but I have heard a lot of your things from Ye Lin. If it is convenient, I will call you Xiao Qin later."

Professor Bai enthusiastically extended his right hand to Xiaoqin. Xiaoqin consulted my opinion with a gaze. When I saw my nod, I shook hands with Professor Bai.

"I and Ye Lin classmates... I and Ye Lin are coming to join the meeting." Xiaoqin's hand was separated from Professor Bai, and he was very excited immediately. "The Science Happiness Seminar uses scientific means to get happiness. This is something that has been pursued in the course of human evolution. Your theory is too perfect, too advanced, and beyond humanity for five hundred years, please let us join the meeting."

"Well, let's just say, our Science and Happiness Seminar is free, and you can automatically become a member if you agree with our philosophy."

Professor Bai’s face shed a drop of sweat, and it seems that Xiaoqin’s face-to-face shooting was a bit too far.

What he didn't expect was that Xiao Qin was just beginning and had not yet entered the state.

"Professor Bai may have heard from Ye Lin that my mother is the former world champion of the women's Sanda competition, so I will also have a little martial arts... If the Science Happiness Seminar is used by me, I will immediately rush into Dongcheng District. Go to the Taoist temple in the Tianwang Temple, or rush into the Xiren Temple in Xicheng District to play the monk."

"Why, why," Professor Bai was also taken aback. "Why should I order you to go to the Taoist and the monk?"

The old population of Dongshan City often said a word, "There is a temple in the east, there is a temple in the west", referring to the Tianwang Temple and the Seenji Temple. The name of the Inari Temple is often written by us as a "sacred temple", but It is said that when the establishment was taken, the phrase "the wise see the wise man sees the benevolence", and the temple of the same name in Kyoto, Japan.

When asked by Professor Bai, why did he have to go through these two religious buildings? Xiao Qin and his fists were clenched, and a pair of glasses could be used to sprinkle blood for the organization.

"I still use it, my peers are a family, of course, for the sake of competition. I don’t want to eradicate the Taoism and Buddhism forces in Dongshan City. How can we be big and big?"

Gong Caicai was shocked and stood silently away from Xiaoqin. It was probably that even if he became a member of the church, Xiaoqin was also a super-violent member of the church, and his wish to make a fortune was too vulgar.

"That... Xiao Qin, are you a little misunderstood?" Professor Bai came down coldly. "Our scientific happiness seminar is a scientific organization, not a religion. Some people describe us as 'scientific happiness teaching'. Or there is prejudice. We are neither peers nor shackles with other religions. It is nonsense to make a fortune. The fees we charge for certain members are only the electricity expenses incurred for causal calculations."

"Can't you collect more?" Xiaoqin asked. "If I want to fool two old ladies into the meeting, can you give me a commission?"

Hello, you played too much. You are no longer a cult believer, but a criminal who wants to use the cult to swindle money. It’s hard that Chen’s assistant has just surrendered to the police officer, and you want to replace his position and become a science happiness. The accomplice of teaching.

"Can I talk to Ye Lin alone?" Professor Bai was very embarrassed by Xiaoqin. He pointed his hand to the back desk. "There is a laptop in the table, which introduces our scientific happiness discussion. The slides of the meeting, Gong Caicai, help you explain Xiaoqin, so as to lift her misunderstanding."

Although Gong Caicai is afraid of Xiaoqin, but for the sake of scientific happiness, there is a kind of dedication in the heart, so he can explain the slide to Xiaoqin with no less awareness of the martyr.

Professor Bai moved the chair and sat face to face in the first row. They were far away from Xiaoqin. If they didn’t shout, they couldn’t hear each other.

“Can you let me see your mobile phone?” Professor Bai first raised this request.

I am confident that Professor Bai can’t do anything in front of me. I handed him the yellow wind cell phone. He just measured it with his hand and judged:

"It is 40 grams heavier than the original. It should have been transformed. Gong Mu, the tutor of Gong Caicai, uses the same mobile phone as you, and I have measured him."

I didn't expect that Professor Bai was really accurate. I didn't feel the weight change of my mobile phone. You are a human spring balance.

"Your mobile phone is obviously old or old, and it is turned on, but our monitoring system does not receive any feedback signal. According to simple causal logic... your mobile phone is not replaced by internal hardware, it is transformed into Dual hardware system, and the transformation is Dr. Yu."

I generously shrugged and admitted that Professor Bai returned the phone to me and pushed the round glasses on his nose.

"Retaining our backdoor hardware is to send us fake information. It is indeed a good move. Unfortunately, Ye Lin, you have not performed well. The 'safe mode' is used too much. The 'backdoor mode' is used too little, no May not let us doubt."

"Oh, in this case, I will let Dr. Yu dismantle your backdoor hardware when I go back. Anyway, it is useless now, and it costs a lot of money."

Professor Bai’s elbow is on the table, and the fingers are crossed.

"Your mobile phone is so easy to be transformed so special, why can't we use it in reverse, I hope that the backdoor mode can develop new usage."

After that, Professor Bai was open and told me how much they could do with the backdoor chip.

Listening to mobile phone calls and text messages is just the easiest feature. Recording text input on all mobile apps and then packaging them to the monitoring center when using the wifi network does not seem to be difficult.

When the situation requires, you can remotely control the phone to dial the phone number. For example, I was besieged by the four fitness instructors, and the phone dialed 110.

If you don't worry about being smashed by the other party, you can also remotely turn on the "tapping monitor" function that consumes a lot of power. This is a concern that was not used to me.

"Ye Lin, Dr. Yu is transforming your mobile phone. It is intended to let you use the backdoor mode as a channel for conveying fake news. But now if you are allied with us, there is no need to switch back to the backdoor mode from time to time. Let us Listening to some unnutrition garbage calls, you can use the safe mode more and more, only in special circumstances, we need to actively monitor you, or turn to the back door mode when we ask for help."

=== Apologize for dividing line ===

The scrap iron is set to automatically update the time, and the setting is wrong. The chapter that was written earlier is now issued, and will be noticed next time.