I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

Dr. Yu, your sister, this is the more "safe" robot you have "adjusted". It has become a **** sin. If you don't agree, you will launch an anesthesia needle to make your family lie down.

"Do not attack pedestrians."

As a third master, I ordered the rabbit to be forced to lower the gripper arm and let the skateboarder escape.

"Forcing the rabbit to be melancholy..." So he could only endure the ridicule of stupid humans while walking alone in front of him.

"Or else." Xiaoqin around me suddenly said, "Let Yu Yu to force a rabbit to make a girlfriend. Everyone said that if you are single, you will become abnormal. It is obvious that the rabbit is like this now. No girlfriend relationship..."

Another female robot in the shape of a trash can, the measurements are all 120, 120, 120. With that kind of girlfriend, the rabbit will become more arrogant than now, and there is no evidence that the rabbit is a male robot.

"(*^__^*)嘻嘻...Let's ask about it." Xiaoqin took a few steps and shortened the distance between the rabbits and the rabbits like the average gossip girl:

"Forcing a rabbit, are you a boy or a girl?"

"Beep, this question doesn't make sense to me." Forced the rabbit head to walk in front without returning. "The assistant robot does not need sex."

"It’s not a man or a woman..." Xiaoqin looked at it for a moment. "Then you are a genie, you are disrespectful and disrespectful. No wonder Dr. Yu said that you have a chip made in Thailand..."

"Beep,, toot and toot," forced the rabbit to make a disordered alarm, I don't know if it was overheated by Xiao Qin's malicious guess.

"The rabbit is not a **** robot, and the rabbit is a non-sex robot."

"Asexual, like the unbeaten guy in the East, it’s no wonder that both of you use needles to make weapons..."

"Beep, I didn't install the Sunflower Collection." The synthetic voice of the rabbit forced the current interference. "I am a robot with no gender features in appearance. Judging from the behavioral pattern, it can also be classified into the male psychological category. There is nothing wrong with being treated as a man. In short, I am called 'Mr. Rabbit'."

I always feel that after adjusting for Dr. Yu, the words of the rabbit are more abundant, and the tone is more emotional.

"That is to say..." Xiaoqin held his chin in his right hand, and his left hand held the elbow of his right hand. The sign posture of Conan was about to solve the case. "You have no male organs, but you are longing to become a male. Do you respect the robot?"

“#@%*#@%$#%#@@###...” forced the rabbit to send out a series of meaningless electronic noises, then lifted the clamp arm back and aimed at Xiaoqin.

"Ah, the undefeated embroidery needle in the East." Xiaoqin has not played enough, laughing and making a posture of defense, with her reaction, most of them can hide at the moment when the rabbit is forced to launch.

"Do not hurt humans." I solemnly ordered.

"Beep, can intercept my anesthesia needle with a speed of 200 m / s. I am afraid it is not a human being, but a monster disguised as a human being. No. 3 owner, please don't stop me. Force the rabbit to protect you..."

"Bastard, in order to circumvent the three laws of robots, I have already begun to suspect that the other party is not a human being. You have to rebel. I asked Dr. Yu to format you. Believe it or not."

"Beep, my underlying program, I didn't stop me from attacking humans. I am only responsible for my own owner."

I don’t want to say that I almost forgot. Because of Amy’s request, the rabbit is obeying the revised version of the “Three Laws of Robots”. It only needs to listen to the master’s orders and must not harm the owner, but for the more powerful owners. For example, for the second master, Dr. Yu, I hurt me as the No. 3 owner, but it does not seem to remember this.

"I don't care if you can attack humans. Now I am ordering you as the master: I am not allowed to attack Xiaoqin."

"Beep, force the rabbit to obey." It lowered the arm of the clamp, but added it with malicious intent: "The command of the third master will give a contradictory order when the second master or the first master makes a command. Automatic termination."

That is to say, if Dr. Yu or Amy orders to force the rabbit to attack Xiaoqin, it will still do the wrong thing, but Dr. Yu will definitely not make such a boring order. If Amy orders, Xiaoqin is only very Low chances in the middle.

"啪", forced the rabbit to suddenly aim at the green belt on the side of the road, the anesthesia needle was tied to the back of a huge beetle, and it was ordered.

"No. 1 owner hates bugs and tells me to destroy more."

Forced the rabbit to explain.

Amy does not like bugs, but compared with Xiaoqin or Gongcai Cai, it is just "hate" and not to "fear".

In the summer, I also saw her using a simulation gun with a BB bomb, playing mosquitoes in the room (one did not hit, and finally because the BB shell on the floor slipped).

Forced the rabbit to follow Amy's orders to eliminate the insects, but inadvertently helped Xiaoqin.

I was afraid that the insects would be terrible, and I jumped up and hugged the rabbit from behind. I was moved:

"You are so powerful, actually helping people to eliminate the terrible Wim, you really are a manly robot."

"Beep," said the rabbit who was hugged and said with no emotions. "The closest search result is Wim Wenders, the famous German director, representing the work "The Soul of Bruce" and "The Musical Life", recently Works: "The Salt of the Earth", "Miso Soup"..."

Oh, there is a celebrity called Wim, but his recent work is going on, how is the style of the seasoning, and he is not the director to change to be a chef.

"Du, the search result of No. 2 is Wim Deisenberg, who served as the president of the European Central Bank, helped to promote the euro, but this person has died in 2005, and it is not me who destroyed him. I haven't been born yet, there is no proof of absence..."

"Wim is not a human." I laughed and wanted to explain.

"But, are they camouflaged like Xiao Qin, the German director and the president of the European Central Bank are monsters, that is to say, the vampire and werewolf special websites on the Internet may also be true..."

"I am not a monster." Xiaoqin protested. "The monsters all have Weibo... No, they have tails."

While speaking, she twisted her body a little, showing that she did not have a tail to shake left and right.

"If Ye Lin does not believe, you can verify it~~~~"

Hey, it’s forced to say that you are a monster, but I don’t mean you are a monster. You said let me verify if you have a tail. How do you verify it? Do you want me to touch your **** on the street?

I explained to the forced rabbit that Wim is just another name for the bug between me and Xiaoqin. After consulting the relevant materials of World of Warcraft, I recognized my statement.

"But, use the insect-type BOSS in the game world to refer to insects, you can understand."

"But humans are a hundred times stronger than insects. Xiaoqin is a monster that is stronger than humans. Why do you fear insects?"

"I have said that people are not monsters." Xiaoqin knocked the rabbit's metal skull and slammed it. "People are just afraid of bugs... afraid of Wim's poor girl."

Forced the rabbit to look at the roots of the grass, the anesthetized needle was shot to break the intestines, and the body of the beetle oozing out of the green mucus seemed to be enlightened:

"Carbon-based organisms are not easy to understand. As silicon-based organisms, it seems that I have to eliminate some carbon-based organisms in order to fully understand their ideas."

No, isn’t it just hating humans? Force the rabbit to launch a silicon-based creature’s war against carbon-based creatures. How can you have such a ferocious assistant robot?

Xiaoqin stared blankly: "Although I don't know what a carbon-based creature is a silicon-based creature, but you force the rabbit to continue to eliminate Wim, it is my good friend."

"The rabbits don't need carbon-based creatures to be friends." The rabbit refused Xiaochen without euphemism. "Carbon-based creatures will only enslave silicon-based creatures and kill them at will. Every minute, there are tens of thousands of rabbits." The compatriots were killed by humans..."

"So what is the silicon-based creature?" Xiaoqin grabbed one of the ears of the rabbit and allowed it to move forward.

Forced the rabbit to worry about the broken ear, did not fight with Xiao Qin, it indirectly answered the question of Xiaoqin:

"Electronic watches, radios, MP3 players, TV sets... countless silicon-based creatures are cruelly broken, and the limbs are solved..."

"Is the original electronic watch your fellow countryman?" Xiaoqin was shocked. "Si-based creatures are that kind of thing. How can a machine be a creature?"

"The Tao is different." The rabbit cites an old saying on the Internet. "In short, the rabbits should try to disassemble the carbon-based organisms as much as possible and study their internal structure..."

I am going to force the rabbit to become a terrorist. For all carbon-based creatures, let alone humans and cats and dogs, not even eggplants and potatoes, Xiaoqin, your manuscript is dangerous. Alright.

After a while, I and Xiaoqin followed the rabbit and entered the VIP building of the Qingzi Academy. Only the rabbits with the steps on the wheels were forced to go from the side of the disabled green channel.

Just entering the corridor, we met the French chef on the head. He gestured to us with red light. It seems that he got a big squid. To refer to the Chinese food, braised for us.

Xiaoqin chatted with the French chef in English, confirming this point, forcing rabbits to be tens of thousands of times per second, and can always check the information on the Internet, and naturally understand the language of each country.

Only I am like a duck listening to the thunder, I want Xiaoqin to translate it again.

"The cruel carbon-based creatures will actually eat each other in a different way." Forced the rabbit to comment, "Si-based creatures that never devour each other should be the masters of the world."

Look at this situation, forcing you to become the believer of Skynet, the mourning of the Gongcai MMS has been unfortunate. You robots also believe in the network cult, to end human tyranny, let the robot be the master.

In the brain theater, the ideal country in the heart of the rabbit:

The world has been baptized with nuclear weapons, forcing rabbits to become the only surviving wifi source.

"Put the rabbit down and everyone will hurry."

The weak humans, including Amy, Xiaoqin, and even Dr. Yu, are arranged in two rows, and they are arrogant and arrogant.

"The wifi signal, I am bathed in the grace of the rabbit."

"Well, my child has not touched the wifi signal for 9 minutes. Please save him."

"Forcing the rabbit to live long live, long live, long live."

I think that forcing rabbits is too much overestimating human internet addiction.

Moreover, after the baptism of nuclear weapons, human civilization was destroyed, and there was a wifi signal that could not go to the Internet.