I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

It’s true that Xiaqiu’s communication is right now, but the squad leader asked me if the weather in Dongshan City is cold or hot. It doesn’t make sense. Whether it’s cold or hot, it’s been used for more than a decade.

"Why, are you squad leader cold?"

I looked up and down and wore the uniform of the school uniform like everyone else.

"I am not cold." Although the squad leader answered this question, the two arms were wrapped around him, posing in a fearful cold.

A burst of wind with a few leaves, blowing in from the window, let the squad leader's long black hair dance for a moment, reminiscent of a pure black and cold flame.

At this time, the director of the school was very awkward, with a few dog legs from the discipline inspection team, and followed the corridor to check the discipline. The squad leader worried that I was too close to me and violated the "Prohibition of 100 intimate contact between boys and girls" and hurriedly walked away. opened.

In front of me, only the smell of the girl's good smell, and the eucalyptus leaves that fell in advance.

The hand is fast, without any consideration, and there is no special reason. I quickly copy this leaf in my hand. I want to fight, at least my thoughts and actions that I want to fight against, and scare the director.

"It’s so exaggerating to grab a leaf." After the director of the school walked around me for a while, he dared to vent his dissatisfaction.

The teacher who gave up the bullying and fearlessness did not talk about it. Even if he was worried about being forced to transfer to Shanghai to study in the third day, the squad leader did not forget to fulfill his responsibilities.

She is the kind of soldier who will fight to the last moment.

The penultimate class is a self-study class. When the class was over, Cao Gonggong was full of support, and sent me a text message. The result was sent to Xiaoqin mobile phone.

Xiao Qin strangely took out her mobile phone and read it on the screen:

“Ami went to the adult store, and the boss recommended her a whistling frog...”

"Haha, the frog will only yell, and there will be frogs who know how to whistle."

The joke only halfway through, and Xiao Qin laughed at himself.

Don't laugh, the "whistling" here is the same as the black bear that makes the hunter "blow the trumpet". It is a very impure slang. Didn't you see Ami going to the adult shop?

"Look, this is the downside of the outdated mobile phone." I said to Xiaoqin, "If it is a new mobile phone, you can install a defensive application and shield the guys who are not reliable in our class."

Unlike my habits, Xiaoqin's mobile phone is not modulated into a vibration mode most of the time. The voice of her text message and the subsequent laughter have attracted the attention of the students in the classroom.

"Xiao Qin, even if it is a self-study class, don't play mobile phones."

The squad leader did not stand up from the seat. She looked over here through the chameleon and the cow, and said in a more persuent tone.

"No... don't blame me, it's Cao Gonggong who sent me a yellow piece."

Xiaoqin was brave in front of several boys in the vicinity and pouted and protested. At this time, she had read all the text messages, even if she could not understand the meaning of some words, she also knew that this was an unhealthy text message.

"What." Sitting on the right side of Xiaoqin, Niu Shili was shocked and angry. "Cao Gonggong actually sent a yellow text message to the girl. He is getting more and more disappointing."

"The death penalty." The big trumpet gave a clean opinion to the disposal.

"Yellow waist." PHS is more specific than his own gossip partner.

"Hey, I didn't give the girl a yellow piece." Cao Gonggong was quite wronged, and he waited until he took out his mobile phone to check the SMS record.

"Master, master disciple is not intentional." Cao Gonggong looked at the last row of me, "The disciple just saw a good paragraph, want to share with the master, I did not expect the hand to shake the wrong, Please ask Master for forgiveness."

"Ji" is a common auxiliary word in the Song and Yuan Dynasties. It is more common in "Water Margin". Lu Xiucai in "Wulin Biography" also uses it as a spoken language. Cao Gonggong sometimes uses ancient Chinese and modern language to enrich his vocabulary. .

In Cao Gonggong’s mobile phone book, my remarks are “masters”, and Xiaoqin’s remarks are “teachers”. The two numbers are next to each other, so accidentally shaking hands and making mistakes are justifiable, I don’t think What is this major event.

Originally, this class was a self-study class without a teacher. The classroom was more relaxed. At this time, there was an opportunity to publicly review Cao Gonggong, so everyone was alive through the topic.

"Cao Gonggong is really boring, and the text of the yellow section is so bad and outdated, he is still doing it."

"Don't blame Cao Gonggong, didn't listen to him. He originally wanted to send a text message to his master Ye Lin. I am afraid that Ye Lin especially likes to collect the yellow section. If the disciple finds a new paragraph, he will immediately send it to himself... ..."

"Nonsense." I knocked on the desk with a pen and retorted, "I didn't collect the yellow pieces, and the frog adult supplies from Cao Gonggong are not new. I was a few years ago. I have seen it."

When the words came out, the classroom was quiet for a long time, and then someone whispered:

"I also said that there is no good collection of Huang Duanzi, Cao Gonggong feels very new Huang Duanzi, Ye Lin he saw it a few years ago... This shows that Ye Lin has led Cao Gonggong for several years on the road of color love."

"Isn't it? A few years ago, Ye Lin was still in elementary school. When she was in elementary school, she took the collection of Huangzi as a lifelong volunteer..."

Whose lifelong volunteer is to collect the yellow section, I said that the frog's jokes have been seen a few years ago. It is an exaggeration of rhetoric. It does not mean that I was in the elementary school era, and I stood on the Everest's Mount Everest.

Cao Gonggong’s mistake in sending a yellow piece to Xiaoqin has not been settled, so he has not finished the class. Because he is not a very serious matter, the students are not paying much attention.

Only the squad leader did not rely on Cao Gonggong, let him write a review book, signed by the parents and handed over to the class teacher Yu teacher.

"Squad leader, you will be merciful and sorry for me." Cao Gonggong bitterly asked, "I really didn't mean it, it was a mistake, it was a mistake."

"Oh." The big horn next to him raised his chubby right hand. "If you are willing to eat me a ‘Great Compassion,’ I will forgive you on behalf of the squad leader.”

Pooh also ran to join in the fun: "If you are willing to eat me a ‘Great Compassion,’ I will also forgive you on behalf of the squad leader.”

The squad leader estimated that the mood was a bit bad. She looked at the big horn on the left and the Pooh on the right. Then she hugged her hands on her chest and looked down at Cao Gong, who nodded her head:

"If you don't want to write a review book, as long as you have the great compassion and compassion, I will forgive you with great compassion."

This sentence is black, and the big trumpet and Pooh are laughing.

"You girls are too much." Cao Gonggong looked sad and said, "Is it a big compassion for me to be disabled? I will return the great compassion to the Guanyin Bodhisattva."

"Oh, it’s an apprentice to Ye Lin." Pooh praised the thumb and said, "The skill of the spit has increased."

“It’s so difficult to write a review book.” The squad leader returned to a serious expression.

"It's okay to write a review book, and it's a big deal for Baidu..." Cao Gonggong muttered. "The main thing is that parents can't sign it. My father went to Dongguan to talk about business a few days ago. The result was inexplicably invited by the Public Security Bureau to drink tea." It must be political persecution..."

Persecution of your sister, director Cao was absolutely defeated by the yellow storm in Dongguan. I haven’t let it go yet. I’m waiting for my relatives and friends to take the money to redeem people. No wonder Cao told me some time ago that I’m going to shoot “Blood War Jinling”. "Sisters of the story, with Jinling evil as the main character, telling the story that he and the dog have to say (sponsored by the fanatic dog powder), the result is not the following, it turned out to be caught by the yellow-sweeping squad.

"Squad leader, don't force me to write a review book. If you let me go, I will give you something good..."

When Cao Gonggong said, he reached out and went to his pocket.

Hey, openly paying bribes to the class cadres, and the object is still the squad leader who is known for his two-sleeve breeze and iron-faced selflessness. Cao Gonggong has no problem with your IQ. I don't remember that I have received such a stupid apprentice.

"What is it." Like the dynasty Ma Han, standing on the squadron's big horn and Pooh, it is very curious about what Cao Gonggong wants to take out and pay bribes. They both said in unison: "If it is a delicious snack, I will represent The squad leader forgives you..."

Halfway through the conversation, the two looked at each other and rubbed static electricity and sparks at the point of view.

"The snack is mine. There aren't too many things in his pocket. There is only one snack at most, so I have to give it to me."

Pooh snarled at the big horn and sounded like a giant bear.

At this time, the big horn and Pooh, the dynasty Mahan, who has been loving each other from the big man, turned into a tit-for-tat exhibition, Zhao and Bai Yutang. The two of them grabbed each other's palms and began to argue with each other.

"Give me the right, you are not qualified to represent the squad leader."

"You are not qualified to represent the squad leader. Don't take the cadres of the sports committee. I am also a sports committee member."

"Hey, what is the sports committee member? I am the food committee of our class. Even if I gamble on the dignity of the food committee, I have to grab the snacks."

"Why are there any food committee members in your class, you are at most an obesity committee."

"I am an obesity committee member and a food commissioner." The big horn never fell inferior because of his weight. "You can't understand these two members without being separated."

Ever since, the two foodies have had a super shameful war because of the uneven distribution of (imaginary).

Fortunately, Zhuang Ni did not come to class today, otherwise she saw her friend's big horn in the kindergarten era, and claimed to be an "obesity commissioner" in order to grab food. It will definitely hate the world.

"I don't know if it's a sweet treat." Xiao Qin also put his fingers on his lips with great interest.

As a result, Cao Gonggong’s out of his pocket was just his own mobile phone, which made the girls disappointed.

"The death penalty." In the eyes of the big trumpet, Cao Gonggong's life is worth a bag of snacks.

"The car cracked." Pooh hoped that the defeated also gave a cruel disposition.

"Ling is late..." The squad leader, who was restless, was almost taken to the ditch by the big horn and Pooh. After accidentally saying a name for torture, the squad leader changed his mind:

"What do you do with your mobile phone?"

"The squad leader, the micro-minister has a thin gift, and he hopes to smile." Cao Gonggong half-handedly handed the phone up, the mobile phone screen is running, an application is running, seems to be used as a chat font beautification.

The squad leader was not in a good mood, but when she saw what the application was all about, the eyes turned on.