I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

When I think about it, I will habitually clench my fists and loosen them again and again.

Now my hands are in my pocket, and the right pocket is just the underwear I just picked up.

When I realized this, I had already smashed the squad's underwear several times through a plastic bag.

It’s a shame, I seem to be a metamorphosis.

Why am I so nervous, and a little excited? Isn't it just a piece of triangular fabric? Do I imagine the appearance of this underwear when I wear it on the squad leader, or imagine the squad leader washing the underwear in a naked manner while showering?

The reason why underwear thieves collect underwear is to hold the same idea.

This **** must not be discovered, especially if the squad leader can't find it. Otherwise, even if I say that this is stolen by his brother, she will never believe it. Maybe she still suspects that I am a underwear thief in the Xicheng District.

Then I really want to be a family shame.

Do you want to throw it away or burn it? It’s a pity...

No, no, I am not saying that it is a pity in the sense that even if this underwear is bought for ten dollars, it is also a valuable clothing (not the meaning of the meaning).

The squad leader has always been frugal, hates waste, and advocates making the best use of it. Since the underwear is not damaged, it is also specially washed and dried, which means that the squad leader intends to continue wearing it later.

Therefore, if you can return the underwear to the squad leader, then whether it is for the squad leader or the underwear, it is a good ending.

But it is hard for me to say it.

No matter if I am in the right place, I will return it in public ("The squad leader lost your underwear!"), or secretly return it in private ("Don't thank me, my name is Lei Feng."), the first response of the squad leader must be shocked and inexplicable. Fan my slap in the face.

As I walked to the teaching building, I thought about it. I didn't expect the back to be suddenly hit.

A full-fledged female voice shouted at me: "If you don't show your eyebrows, you are a thief and you are afraid of being discovered by others!"

I almost scared to death, subconsciously protected the underwear in my pocket, and turned around and found that the coming is a big horn.

"What are you doing with me?"

"Hey? Why can't I find you?" The big horn had a look that was not afraid of fear. "I asked you, did you apologize to the squad leader last week?"

"Should be an apology..."

I am not sure to answer.

"Is it? Hey, it’s definitely not clear and unclear! But I don’t want to pursue you when you ask the squad leader to eat!"

I was shocked: "How do you know that I asked the squad leader to eat! The squad leader told you?"

The big horn bulged two gangsters and made a frog face, quite proud to say:

"Not the squad leader told me, but I don't know if I don't know, unless you are so surprised... What are you doing so surprised? Do you ask the squad leader to eat, not to apologize, but also for other purposes?"

"No, just to apologize!" I firmly denied, "Comrade Yu Yuhong, you think too much."

The big horn widened his eyes in amazement.

"Hey? Did you know what I called? I thought you were yelling at my nickname, and even forgot what my real name is!"

I am really sorry, after the squad leader reminded me on Saturday, I remembered your real name.

After listening to my real name, the big horn probably felt so sad and didn't chase me.

But she half-jokingly controlled me to seal the fee.

"You and the squad leader were seen by one of my cousins. He didn't know you. He just thought that you gave him a deep impression. He accidentally mentioned it to me. I guessed it from the appearance description and you and the squad leader."

This makes sense. There were many people in the coffee shop that day. The squad leader wore a school uniform and had a long hair. I was a dark gray face and it was a combination that was easy to remember.

Not to mention the rush of the squad leader's diamond table.

"Haha, Ye Lin, am I smart? I guess you are guessing! You can just confess yourself today! You haven’t told anyone about this thing... You don’t want to show it, please I am eating McDonald's as a sealing fee!"

In fact, the big horn helped me a lot in the previous day. Xiaoqin fell to the head and took the time off. The big horn and PHS also sent Xiaoqin to the subway station. I should have invited them to dinner. Thank you.

But when I saw the big horn, I had a bright face and no taboos. I felt that it was quite interesting to talk about it before I agreed to it.

"You really didn't tell anyone?"

The big horn shook his head like a rattle.

"Isn't even PHS?"

The big horn turned upside down and embarrassedly turned his face away.

Sure enough, I told the PHS! It’s not the gossip group of the second (3) class. Even if you don’t have the same food and drink, you can’t enjoy it yourself!

"Since even PHS knows, why don't you see the gossip about this incident circulating in the class?"

The big horn makes the expression "You don't look down on people."

"This is the gossip related to the squad leader! We have always had a sister relationship with the squad leader! If you forget it, what is the sealing fee is to play with you, even if you don't treat, we won't let The squad leader is embarrassed."

After I finished speaking, I turned and left, and there was no sign of birth, but a subtext with "I really didn't mean to play with you."

I stopped the big horn.

"Don't go! I didn't say that I don't pay the sealing fee, just want to know how many people know!"

The big horn turned around in disbelief. "Don't you say that you want to ask me and PHS?"

"Yes, two people know, there is no reason to pay only one person to seal the money!"

"Hey? I didn't expect you to be quite generous! That tomorrow, at noon, I and PHS will follow you!"

I even promised, and I thought again and asked:

"I have dinner with the squad leader. The squad leader knows that you know?"

Look at what I made in this sentence, no wonder the language has a low score.

The big horn is completely understanding what I mean.

"The squad leader didn't know that we knew that if she told her about her, she would worry about it. I just came over today and tried to swindle you. I didn't expect it to succeed! I told PHS now that there is a big head to eat, Let her admire my skills! Haha!"

I stopped the big horn again.

"That... If the squad leader wants to ask me why I want to treat you, you will say that I am thanking you for sending Xiaoqin back home last time, let alone paying the sealing fee!"

I don't want the squad leader to misunderstand me, as if I care more about eating with her.

Listen to me, the big horn squinted at me, as if I was the first to know me today.

"I don't think Ye Lin, you still have a conscience! Last time we sent Xiaoqin to go home, you still remember! In fact, did not send her home, it was sent to the subway station... It turns out that you care about Xiaoqin. Ah, even if it’s not your girlfriend, after all, it’s growing up with you since childhood...”

I am too lazy to explain the details with the big speakers. In short, she will be responsible for the imagination. I am only responsible for "hehe".

Suddenly thought that if I squat down at noon tomorrow, she must have all kinds of spoiled protests, not because I asked others not to ask her, she just wanted to eat with me.

In addition, the squad leader will not care if my guest does not call her, but if there is no big horn and PHS to accompany her for lunch, will it feel a little lonely?

It’s a good idea to have a good idea.

I told the big horn that the squad leader was also called at noon, and I also brought Xiaoqin and another person.

The big horn is a little worried to ask: "Plus a total of six people? Will it be a little heavy?"

I waved my hand and said nothing, as long as you don't deny the other person, he will share the meal with me.

The big horn asked me who the person was. I looked at it and said that it was Cao Gonggong Cao Jinglian.

"Why should he treat him? Just because you are his master?"

"Ah ...... these years to his class, especially to monitor a lot of trouble, I let him go apology! And there I was, if he dares Koubuzeyan, I'm gonna beat him!"

After listening to my guarantee, the big horn nodded and said yes.

"That's good, who is eating rice is not eating! Anyway, if Cao Gonggong dares to be at the dinner table, I will eat a few more burgers, not let him bleed!"

Finally, it was initially agreed that at noon tomorrow, I and the Caogong Association will be in the McDonald's nearest school, please have a big horn, PHS, squad leader and Xiao Qin and four people to eat.

In fact, I am not short of Cao Gonggong's meal fee. I don't have any big expenses at all. My father gave me the pocket money and asked him a few times (in addition to the strange credit card that Amy gave me).

Cao Gonggong also participated, mainly to let him apologize to the squad leader.

He sold the squad leader so many PS naked photos, the income is quite rich, if you don't even ask the squad leader to eat a McDonald's, it is really impossible to say.

Of course, even if he asks the squad leader to eat every day, he can't offset his guilt. I just want to beat him at the dinner table and let him not be too arrogant.

I told Cao Gonggong about the things that would allow him to pay for his guests tomorrow. He said nothing, but he also looked up and said:

"The disciple asks the master, the teacher, and the chef's guests to eat. It's a matter of course! How can you let the master pay for it? Master, don't grab me, everyone's meal is all inclusive! All kinds of staple snacks, everyone casually Eat! Don't give me a face if you don't eat it!"

He said that he was crowned. I saw that he was selling photos and earned a lot. I was afraid that I would die and ordered his financial path to be so generous.

With the degree of awe of Cao Jinglian, if I am willing to die, can I sever the squad's PS photo to continue to spread?

But now the biggest problem is not the fake photos of these PS, but the real goods that Shu Zhe might bring out.

When I talked about Shu Zhe, I remembered that my trousers’ underwear was in my pocket. I had to deal with it as soon as possible. Otherwise, the McDonald’s dinner tomorrow would become my memorial service.