I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

According to the provisions of the "Third-Day Self-Study Agreement", the self-study in the evening will be from 6:15 pm to 8 o'clock, and 5 to 6 o'clock, just for dinner.

About 1 hour of eating time, it should be quite ample, close to home classmates (such as me), even go home, eat back and come back later, but still a little hasty, like Cao Gonggong his home Just living in the Yulong Community behind the school, it would be worthwhile to go home before the evening study.

According to the experience of the third day of the previous year, most of the students will choose to eat some snacks, deal with half full, and then wait until 8:00 after the end of the self-study, and then go home to eat the rich dinner prepared by the parents.

Although I have not yet started to implement the evening self-study system, I and Xiaoqin and Xiong Yaoyue have already eaten their mouths at 6:15 in advance, and the blackboard posters are halfway between Zhuang Ni and Gong Cai Cai, and they are sitting far away from us. The place, the two meals in the insulated box rice.

Last time I knew at the squad leader's home, Zhuangni's cooking was unexpectedly very good. She was the one who had studied the "magic pharmacy" in witchcraft.

The box lunch originally intended to be eaten with the squad leader, now replaced with the palace color, can be considered as a wish, no waste.

"This, is this a curry mushroom?" Gong Caicai came to eat after washing her hands. She was surprised to ask for a piece of food with hygienic chopsticks.

"Yes." Although she also held chopsticks, but Zhuangni, who had no appetite, replied, "I know that you don't like meat very much, so you have a lot of vegetarian food."

"But, this lunch was not originally prepared for the squad leader..."

"Hah, you are stunned." Zhuang Ni reached out and pinched on the small face of Gong Caicai, so that the delicate skin of the latter formed a lovely meat mound.

"The squad leader eats the same thing as you eat. The reason why I only use a small amount of meat is that I can prepare it for you."

Gong Caicai "Oh" gave a sound, it is easy to accept Zhuang Ni's explanation, this is placed in the second place by others, similar to the "prepared tires" treatment, it is so easy to accept the palace color.

"Is the curry mushroom I made delicious?"

"Well... a bit spicy, but it's delicious."

"The porridge of the oyster mushroom next to it, this is sour and sweet, I will feed you."

A pair of flashy little couple looks like a palace, but the palace Caicai resigns but has to eat a piece of Pleurotus eryngii.

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha ha." A few mouthfuls of eating Yao Yaoyue, the waist, suddenly patted the table and laughed.

“Zhuangni claims that she hates men the most, and the result is that the dishes I make are mushrooms. How do you like mushrooms, how do you hate men?”

I rely on, Xiong Yaoyue, this one is slightly yellow, if the girls are all there, but there is obviously this boy, you really treat me as a girlfriend.

Xiaoqin whispered to the side: "I also like the mushroom of Ye Lin, whether it is a small mushroom or a nuclear mushroom, I like it."

Hello, the two of you havetened to form the Huang Duan duo, to talk about the cross talk, the female junior high school student who specializes in Huang Duanzi, maybe change the status quo of no female famous in the comic dialogue, and then let Guo Degang can not help but criticize you vulgar. .

Xiong Yaoyue just connected the mushroom to the man, the palace color was stunned, and the cough was shaking in the chest. Zhuang looked at Xiong Yaoyue with resentment and patted the back of the palace.

“I like to use mushrooms to make ingredients, just because mushrooms can grow without sunlight.”

Zhuang said coldly.

"And there are a lot of recipes for using mushrooms in witchcraft, especially poisonous mushrooms. Do you want to try it?"

Xiong Yaoyue’s shoulders increased fearfully and played a cold war.

Zhuang went on to say, "No matter how you connect the mushroom and the male organ, it will not affect me. You have to know that the first step is to cut the mushroom with the mushroom."

This time it’s my turn to fight the cold war.

"You are not allowed to hurt Ye Lin." Xiaoqin stretched out his arms in front of me and made a guard. "Ye Lin’s mushroom is guarded by me."

You don’t have to guard such a sloppy thing. It’s shameful to think so. It’s still a serious saying. Do you think you are a magical girl in a cartoon, even if it’s a magical girl, it should protect the world. , guarding the dream, guarding the companion, guarding the mushroom of the male classmate, what is the magical girl, the magic girl in the H animation.

"In other words, the color, the mushroom made by Zhuang Ni is delicious."

After Xiong Yao’s mouth had nothing to eat, she especially liked to remember other people’s food. She seemed to forget that she had just ridiculed Zhuang Ni, and immediately stared at the two men’s lunches.

Because Zhuangni has always lost her appetite, she can only survive by water and air. Therefore, the box lunch for two people is basically only eaten by the palace color, and the amount of the palace color is also very small, resulting in the remaining half of the lunch. Over.

"It's very delicious, do you want to try it." Gong Caicai just finished this sentence, and he played a chill, for fear that Zhuang Ni was born to himself because he invited Xiong Yaoyue to try it.

Zhuang Ni looked at Xiong Yaoyue with a sly look: "You may get a little bit of saliva in the box lunch, you don't mind."

"I don't mind." Xiong Yaoyue replied, "As long as the food is delicious, it doesn't matter if you bite it. If you say that Zhuang Ni will really cook, don't lie to me."

"Hey, I mind." Zhuang Ni squinted at Xiong Yaoyue. "The slobber of color is still useful to me. How can I give it to you? Saliva is a very important witchcraft material..."

Gong Caicai was so scared that he dropped a pair of chopsticks on the ground.

"Zhuang Ni, what are you doing, collect my saliva, do you want to use witchcraft for me, don't turn me into something weird, especially don't turn me into jealousy..."

“No.” Zhuang Ni caressed the curly hair on the top of Gong Caicai’s head and said, “The color is so cute, how can I be willing to turn you into a beggar, to become a white rabbit, and then to be full of heaven. Feed you carrots..."

"Hahaha, carrot."

Xiong Yaoyue, who has a low smile, laughs again. She has been mixing with the boys for too long. If she hears things like “mushroom”, “cucumber”, “eggplant” and “carrot”, she will immediately rely on jokes. Can make other boys speak red and red.

Zhuang Ni took a look at Xiong Yaoyue and then continued to say to Miyao Choi: "After I got your saliva, I used a little ‘love witchcraft’ to enhance the relationship between the two. You don’t have to worry.”

Gong Caicai picked up the chopsticks on the ground and apologized to Zhuang Ni. "Sorry, I dropped your chopsticks on the ground. I will go to the water room and rinse."

"It doesn't matter, you should use my chopsticks first, and wait until you are full."

"I, I am already full." Gong Caicai said with amazement, "I just had enough to eat, thank you for hospitality. The dishes made by Zhuang Ni are very delicious. Please don't use witchcraft for me..."

"Just a small spell that makes our relationship better..." Zhuang Ni sighed. "Don't you hate me, don't want to have a better relationship with me."

"No, there is no such thing." Fear of hurting other people's palace Cai Cai quickly denied, "Zhuang Ni is a bit strange, but in the first day, thanks to Zhuang Ni and the squad leader, I did not like the primary school. Zhuang Ni’s classmates are very good to me, who are being bullied by many people.”

"Although, although sometimes I will lie to me..." Gong Caicai added a weak sentence.

Zhuang Ni’s mouth reveals an imperceptible smile, and then she has collected half of the box lunch. It seems that she really wants to go home and display some unreliable love witchcraft.

"Cut, don't give it to eat, who is rare." Xiong Yaoyue leaned back on the back of the chair and said insincerely.

"Don't admit defeat." Xiaoqin gave his girlfriend a strong voice. "I have snacks and small fish in my bag. I will give it to everyone to eat."

Soon, 16 grams of a small bag of dried fish snacks, I was assigned to the hands of me and Xiong Yaoyue, Xiaoqin also took a few packets of small dried fish to Zhuang Ni and Gong Cai Cai said:

"As long as you guarantee that you will not harm the mushroom of Ye Lin, I will give you the fish."

"I, I have recently planned to be vegetarian." Gong Caicai bowed. "And I never thought about hurting anyone..."

Zhuang Ni glanced at Xiao Qin coldly. "I have no appetite. Let the fish do it yourself."

Xiaoqin licked his mouth and walked back. The little fish in his hand was divided into several parts for Xiong Yaoyue. Xiong Yaoyue eats very quickly. After eating it, he still has to take a finger of his dried fish and recall it. Salty.

I don't like to eat fish. I only eat one dried fish. I will return the rest to Xiaoqin and let her and Xiong Yaoyue be assigned.

After the "satisfaction", Xiong Yaoyue, who finished the date, did not intend to go home. She was going to join me and Xiaoqin, and watched Zhuang Ni and Gong Caicai finished the newspaper and left together.

As a commissioner writing art letters, Gong Caicai once proposed two blackboard newspaper heading designs, one is "refueling, I can do it." One is "new beginning of the new semester", but they were all vetoed by Zhuang Ni.

Zhuang Ni believes that these two titles have no personality and do not say, but also reveal a sunny upward momentum, which does not meet her dark aesthetic.

In particular, Gong Caicai also proposed that "I can do it." Below, I painted two Q versions of boys and girls, which was naturally rejected by Zhuang Ni.

"Drawing two girls is OK, men are so embarrassing things that I will never paint."

"(*^__^*)嘻嘻..." Xiaoqin smiled behind him. "It seems that Zhuang Ni's paintings are not impeccable. She doesn't even paint men. I have appeared on my comics. A lot of men."

No, it’s not so much a man, it’s a long-bearded eggplant, and a double-billed potato. When you are a woman, you often let the vegetables wear a flower...

The style of the blackboard newspaper was finally decided by Zhuangni: cold starry sky.

The blue-black universe, the Milky Way and the stars are scattered among them. From time to time, the twisted star clusters and the dark black holes can be seen. It is reminiscent of Liu Cixin's description of the three-body, the cold universe that pursues the laws of the Dark Forest.

The effect that ordinary people can achieve with watercolor, Zhuang Ni is achieved with chalk, and the completion speed is very fast, the whole board reports the cool color and dark beauty.

There is no Chinese character on the layout. It is only at the top. I have arranged a series of handwritten English in the palace color. The translation is "new semester, there is still hope."

This is already the result of considering the Gongcai Cai, the result of the compromise, but it still looks like it is full of emptiness and despair.

It is so difficult to write "new semester, new hope". Why do viewers think that this is a self-deception lie like "human beings will not be eliminated by three-stars?"