I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

"Master, Master." After lunch, Cao Gonggong asked me with a charming face. "Can you lend me your mobile phone for a while?"

"Do you have a mobile phone yourself?" I frowned. "What is the use of your mobile phone?"

"Hey." Cao Gonggong smirked and laughed. "My disciple, I am new to an application. I need two mobile phones to open Bluetooth, so I can test it out. Ok, I will never peep at the secret content of the master. I Where is that courage?"

That's also true. There aren't any people in my phone book who need to hide. The text message has just been cleaned up. The only thing that comes with privacy is the mobile phone notebook application, but I have always set a password...

Wait, although I set the password is correct, but for the back door of the mobile phone hardware, there is no defense effect, it is equivalent to lock on a cabinet with a hole.

Professor Fang Xinhe Bai, surely through the back door of the mobile phone, knows my super-private privacy. I am trapped at the bottom of the bear trap, and the suicide note written in desperation is also stored in the database.

The bastard, the shameful suicide note, was actually seen by you. The science happiness education is really a cult. I must smash your database and wait for it.

At present, my Huangfeng blame mobile phone does not switch the core, and is in the state of being monitored by the science happiness. I feel that lending to Cao Gong public, let him provide some spam to the eavesdropper, can also give me a bad breath, so he generously Lend the phone to Cao Gonggong.

After two hours, I regretted it.

It’s not that Cao Gong’s daring sneak peek at the privacy of my mobile phone, but he seems to use the input method on my mobile phone.

For the average person, the input method is used by others, it is not a bad thing, and there are minor changes in the order of the words.

However, the input method used by Cao Gonggong has a lot of super-evil vocabulary, and the word frequency change is also very difficult to prevent.

After the fireball uncle and director Cao’s father and son left, I was free to sit on the sofa and planned to send two text messages.

First of all, according to the frequency of "3 down, 1 down, 3 down", I swayed the yellow wind blame mobile phone. After seeing the "contact" icon, there was an undetectable white pixel point. I know that the core has been switched. Safe mode.

I first sent Amy a message: "The new semester begins, study hard, go up every day, if there is time on the weekend, I will go to bed with you..."

Nima, what is the input method, I want to type the words "If there is time on the weekend, I will see you in the mall again", but fortunately did not send out.

I thought about it. On the first weekend after school, I really didn't have time to accompany my sister to the mall. This glorious and arduous task might have to be handed over to Pooh.

So I deleted this unsent text message and changed it to: "Keep a good mood and go to fight the rabbit if you are in a bad mood. Anyway, Dr. Yu can fix it. Last time I was in the hallway, I shot you..."

Cao Gonggong, I am dying of you. What did you do to my input method? The word I want to play is "Meet you in the hallway".

After two consecutive defeats, I simply did not send a message to Amy. In case of any misunderstanding to her, I would regret it.

Changed to texting Xiaoqin: "You draw a comic book and let Pooh do the injection..."

"Being an assistant" was labeled as "injecting". Although it is not a sensitive word, there is always a very evil taste in it.

Damn, whether it is a real girl or a sister, I want to send a text message, and I will send a text message to the squad leader. I don’t believe that the input method of Cao Gong’s teaching has made me unable to move.

"Squad leader, I heard that tomorrow afternoon, your mother will come to open a parent meeting, your mother's milk ditch..."

Lying in the trough, I want to play "if" is not "milk ditch", if this text message is sent out, the squad leader will see me.

Driven by the triumph of the heart, I was unyielding, decided to delete all, and then sent a text message.

"Squad leader, do you want to speak as a student representative, at tomorrow's opening ceremony."

Cao Gonggong, you are paralyzed, in the end is an ambush, press the send button to find a typo, how can the "opening ceremony" be so wrong, Cao Gonggong installed in your mind, my mobile phone is yours The belt is broken.

With a feeling of uneasiness, I don’t know how the squad leader will respond to this message. I want to send another past argument, but I’ve labeled “I’m wrong,” and I’m going to delete it all. In order to avoid mistakes and mistakes.

The squad leader sent a reply after a short break:

",, are not allowed to browse unhealthy websites."

Hey, it’s no way to be misunderstood by the squad leader, and the squad leader is already looking at my heart disease and left me a face. If it was before, I must reprimand me more relentlessly.

So I called Cao Gonggong to swear, and Cao Gonggong repeatedly apologized, saying that he changed the input method on my mobile phone to the user vocabulary and forgot to change it.

I saw it as it was, and changed the user's thesaurus back to my own, only to calm down the matter.

On Monday, September 2, the opening ceremony was held in the school hall as scheduled. The host is Xu Yan from the third (1) class.

When the former school flower school sister was the host of various activities, Xu Yan often spoke as a student representative. At the flag-raising ceremony, she had nothing to do. “In the face of the bright five-star red flag, we are ups and downs, and the blood is boiling...”

With us from the second day of the third year, Xu Yan’s man grew taller. Although he was not as aggressive as the school flower sister, he was able to get it and became the host of various official activities of the school.

In addition, Xu Yan is now the new squad leader of the third grade (1) class, replacing the original good squad leader, 6 classes of the new junior high school, there are actually 4 classes is the girl squad leader, it is really yin and yang.

"The first item of the conference: please stand up and play the national anthem."

Xu Yan shouted at the sharp slamming door that was close to the sound. Her voice echoed in the old school hall. There were six red flags on the podium. One side was not inserted, and it was almost shaken by the sound.

The auditorium turns off the lights, much like a movie theater, but it is not allowed to eat popcorn. Whoever dares to steal snacks will be deducted.

When Xu Yan announced that all of them had stood up, our junior high school students, and the schoolchildren of the second and first grades, were full of energy and stood up in concert. Is that possible?

The truth is, everyone stood like a frosted eggplant, sunburned for ten days of cucumber, and a more vivid metaphor is the zombie in the T virus.

Only a few people stand very spiritually, such as the squad leader who is strict with self-discipline, the palace color that is afraid of deducting points from the class, and the inexplicable use of this as a match, and the victory of the Pooh by means of standing posture.

Xiaoqin on my right is also standing straight.

But she is not serious about the opening ceremony, but she does not want to appear to be much shorter than me.

At the request of the school, most of the students wore rustic uniforms to attend the ceremony. I and Xiaoqin were no exception. In Xiaoqin’s view, the school uniforms on both of us were “couples,” so she tried to straighten her body. I hope to look more like me.

"Don't be tired of yourself." I smiled and said, "I don't think you are short."

"Really, really." Xiaoqin seemed to be very moved.

Under the playing of the tattered sound, the national anthem, which was a little out of tune at the end, finally ended the torture of everyone's ears.

Someone in the third (3) class complained in a low voice: "I am going to catch the violin of the palace color."

"I'm sorry..." Gong Caicai apologized to the unclear spokesperson in the dark. "The violin I pulled is too ugly. I won't pull it again in the future. People like me actually want to learn an instrument... ”

"Don't lose confidence." The squad leader advised her to say, "If you work hard, you will definitely improve in the future."

"Thank you, thank you." Gong Caicai took a sniff, and the shoulders shook with the comfort of the squad leader. "You are very good at the squad leader. Then, when I come to my house next time, the squad leader will listen to me pulling a violin."

"..." The squad leader was silent in the dark.

"Please sit down." After the national anthem ended, Xu Yan screamed exhaustively, she was the first time to host such a big scene, a little nervous.

In the auditorium, everyone is seated according to the class. On the left of our third (3) class, it is the third (2) class. My seat is next to the aisle. The aisle is sitting in the third (2) class. Liu Ming, also the point guard of the school basketball team, nicknamed Liu Bad Shui.

Sitting on the right side of me is Xiaoqin, the back row is the 5th class, and the front row is Cao Gonggong who added a lot of trouble to me yesterday.

"The second item of the conference: Please speak to President Chen, and everyone will applaud."

Xu Yan adjusted his own volume and directed the microphone to the school.

President Chen refers to the old principal of the 28th. The old principal is Chen Yingran’s grandfather, and of course he is also Chen.

After waiting for a long time, I didn’t see the old principal coming to the front desk and sent someone to the background to find it, only to find that the old principal was sitting on a chair and fell asleep.

"If you don't die, you don't retire." Look at the mouth, the vice-president probably slammed this sentence, and then he went to the rostrum and adjusted the microphone to his mouth.

"I have listened to it. Whether you are a freshman in the first grade or an old student in the third grade, give me a serious point. Don't treat the school as a comfortable home. The school is a battlefield. The whole life is a battlefield."

Next, he did not know what to read from the "third grade declaration", the word is radical and sensational, a sentence "this is the last chance of your life" said N times.

Your sister, we are only 14 years old and we will lose the last chance of life. Vice-president, how do you expect us to treat our third-year career? Every day, we are stuck in the mock papers, and we regard all our students as competitors. Anyone before me, all killed.

However, he mentioned the word "change" several times, but it reminded me that I had prepared a long-term "Yimei Tune" plan, and it was time to use it.

The goal of the program is to transform Xiaoqin into a "normal" girl who is more sunny, more optimistic, more compassionate, and more considerate of others.

As for the method, I have already thought about it. I use the method of "encourage teaching". If Xiaoqin can not watch the girl comics for a week, I will pat her head. If Xiaoqin resists a week without mischief, I will hold her. If Xiaoqin did three good things to help others, I would give her a kiss...

Now it’s time to announce the content of the teaching to Xiaoqin... No, it’s time to plan the content, it’s a new weather.