I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

"At 9 o'clock tomorrow morning, the opening ceremony will be held in the auditorium. It is also the third-year mobilization meeting. In any case, the people of the class committee cannot be absent."

The squad leader wore a sports uniform with a blue-and-white bar, and his long hair hangs straight behind him, sitting at the end of the conference table.

Of course, there will be no high-end goods such as the conference table in the ordinary classroom. The long table of the third (3) class is a combination of the five tables in the second row. The people who contribute to the physical strength are mainly cattle ten. Force and Pooh, I want to help, and the squad leader stopped.

"The squad leader is eccentric." The weather has turned cold, but still wearing shorts, and Pooh, who has exposed the wheat-colored thighs, complained, "Why don't you let Ye Lin work, Ye Lin is not asking you to eat ice cream in the back."

Shusha's brows are slightly wrinkled, probably thinking: summer has passed, the two days it rains so cold, who still eats ice cream.

Zhuang Ni was once maliciously satirized: "Xiong Yaoyue's life pursuit is added, probably only worth one Haagen-Dazs three-ball." This must be a bit too much, but it is not out of nothing, and it is a wind.

Complaining complains, Xiong Yaoyue is still very diligent with the cow force, put the table together and put together, she is happy with the activity of the body, let her sit down and do nothing, but will be ill.

At this time, sitting on the right side of her, she is a little bit sloppy, knocking on the table for a while, playing a mobile phone for a while, a monkey wants to return to the hairy tree on the tree.

As the squad leader of the conference, sitting at the end of the long table, others are evenly distributed on both sides of the long table. Because Xiong Yaoyue and I are both sports committee members, they sit in an adjacent position.

Listening to the squad leader said, "The people in the class committee can't miss the opening ceremony of tomorrow." Xiong Yaoyue grabbed a flaw and said, "Zhuang Ni is a literary committee member, but she can come tomorrow. If she can't come, she will simply appoint someone else as a literary artist. Committee member."

Zhuang Ni made it clear that although she is a lily, but the female man Xiong Yaoyue is not her dish, Xiong Yaoyue does not like Zhuang Ni very much. It is not easy to have a common language for engaging in literature and sports.

The squad leader was slightly curious: "Who would like to recommend who is a new literary committee member."

"Do you still ask?" Xiong Yaoyue said proudly. "Of course, it is a folk master who serializes cartoon works on the big website. It is not a small classmate who does not show up in the mountains."

I almost sprayed the mineral water in my mouth to the face of the opposite palace. The color of the palace was suppressed by the action of my desire to spray water, and I was scared to hide.

Despite being tempted by the science of happiness and teaching the "law of attraction" every day, her courage has not grown much. When she met today, she also proposed to resign from her own study committee and life committee, but the squad leader did not agree, she also I didn't insist on it, my face was hung with the expression of "Okay," and I was so unhappy that I couldn't help but sit on my head.

It is said that the scientific happiness education set up by Professor Fang Xinhe and his father and son seems to focus on cheating money and gaining the psychological pleasure of being worshipped. At present, there is no tendency to deceive.

Gong Caicai has money at home, so it is irrelevant to be cheated of a little money, and the most tangled thing about science happiness is that its teachings are very positive. If you can practice it and persevere, you can really make people more happy. From this point of view, the squad leader has not tried his best to make the palace color cheerful and half-pointed. The science happiness teaching is to let the palace color color advance to a cheerful direction of 0.01 micron.

Anyway, after I entered the science and happiness education, I could also take care of the palace color, so that she would not be deceived too badly. Before that, let me go with the flow.

I heard that Xiong Yaoyue recommended Xiaoqin as a literary and art commissioner. The squad leader had not spoken yet, and the cow who was sitting next to the palace color was happy.

"Little bear, don't be kidding. My seat is on the right side of Xiaoqin. I have seen her painting on the textbook several times. It is simply a vegetable painting school. We are not agronomy, we don't need the blackboard to be eggplant. Potatoes."

My heart is awkward, and the cow is not afraid to drink a bottle of Fu Yanjie with me. He said everything I want to say.

"Call me, Pooh." Xiong Yao shouted in a hurry. "Call me without the bear's nickname. You dare to attack the teacher of Cress, and the fans are not good at it. Be careful of her fans to beat you."

Niu Shili has a glimpse: "Mr. Cress refers to Xiao Qin, she has fans."

"Of course there are fans, there are a few pounds." Xiong Yaoyue took a photo of his mobile phone transformed by Dr. Yu to the desktop. "Look, this is the work that Xiao Qin has serialized on the website. Her fans are many, such as Those who are in front of the fan list, 'Long live the teacher of water cress', 'teacher must win', 'the teacher of the water cress is the best in the world', 'the teacher of the cress is a thousand generations'..."

There is a very serious feeling about how these IDs sound. It’s all because Xiaoqin’s paintings make people cry, so I’m going to register this ID for irony and spoof.

I said that I really went to see it in the past two days. "Chensu is also going to fall in love", which is serialized in a demon website. In less than ten days, she has already drawn the third words, and the story progresses to In front of the office building in Cthulhu, there is a reinforced monster that stacks up the arhats. The scene is extremely strange, but the comment says: This is a monster laborer who is collecting collectively...

The readers have all sprayed, and the demon editor has put this comic in the funny category. It is extremely correct, and the plot is naive, which will give the reader a great sense of superiority in IQ, and the poor painting skills will be worse. It became one of the laughter points, so that even if the reader only looked at it, he couldn't help but vomit "the painting was too bad.", which led to the top 15 of the comic book, which caused a lot of attention.

I picked up Pooh looked at the phone, Xiao Qin found that the "Cthulhu have to love the" updated to the fourth, then, is still appalling picture is still Tucao full screen readers, and the upper right corner in addition to "Author: In addition to the "Cress" teacher, there are actually special editors and assistants.

Editor: God Grace

Assistant: Pooh

I rubbed, first of all, I don’t want to say how much the editor of “God Enniu” is idle. I’m willing to take charge of Xiao Qin’s comics. How does the assistant write Vinnie? Xiaoqin takes you as an assistant. No wonder you want to recommend it. Xiaoqin is a literary committee member.

Just now, Pooh also said that the squad leader didn’t let me work. It was bought. I see that you are being bought. I don’t remember that you will paint. You are just a designer. You feel like this. I am very good, and I hope that Xiaoqin’s comics are becoming more and more famous.

As for the emergence of editors and assistants, by convention, the demon readers have begun a new spit:

"God is a cow, what is the relationship between you and "The Men of the Brush", what is the relationship between the magic and the Yang, how can such a strong sense of the cottage."

"It is estimated that it is a new editor, I have never seen it before, or it is too shameful for the teacher of the water, so the old editor had set up a vest."

Teacher Cress A: "Why is it a shame to be a editor for me, you yell at me, who sent you, how many people you have."

"Everyone is coming to see it. The 14-year-old Lori author has made a fuss again. Let's poke, don't let her run."

"Don't YY, why do you see this is a Loli author."

"The author introduces gender and age, and you see, the fourth-person character dialogue is written by hand. This is so beautiful, it is definitely a girl."

Speaking of what Xiaoqin really wrote, it seems that although painting and writing are all written, there is nothing inevitable.

"Stay forced, who can guarantee that the delicate fonts must be written by the author, maybe it is written by the assistant. I see that the assistant Pooh is specially invited to write, because the fourth words are not compared with the previous ones. change."

"High upstairs"

"High see 1"

These readers of the suspected Veneer pen are really guessing wrong: Pooh's Chinese characters are better than me, and I don't know what to look at. I have to think that it is from a male student who doesn't love learning.

"Hahaha, everyone noticed that the author, the teacher of the water, is a plant, and the editor of the ‘God’s cow’ is grazing, and the assistant is the ‘Vini bear’. The three of them form the perfect food chain.”

"I like to hear and like it, I don’t know if Niu Xi doesn't like to eat celery."

"Your grandma is a bear. My name is Pooh, not a Winnie the Pooh. Give me the bear character."

This ID, called "Vini the Great", is obviously registered by Xiong Yaoyue.

"Call reinforcements, the second 14-year-old Lori, who is responsible for writing, appears, come and sing the author and assistant."

"Why do you see the Pooh bear is also Lori."

"Because the font is very beautiful, and it is estimated that these two are classmates."

"Remove the bear characters, you are stupid ×,,,,."

"Loli, whose style is so beautiful, is swearing, and it’s a very good contrast. I, I can’t stand it, a library..."

"Upstairs has broken down, and the assistant bear is well received."

The malicious readers, behind the "Assistant: Pooh", added a big "bear" word with the Tucao function, and the former servants continued to make persistent efforts, even as the author's Xiao Qin, at the request of Xiong Yaoyue, delete these in batches. Tucao, but also can not catch up with the speed of everyone added.

If you use the "spoofing page" function on the computer side, you will find that the word "bear" behind "Vini" is large and small, the duration is short, and the color is black and white. In short, it is the emphasis on the assistant. Head bear.

When I watched this Western landscape, most of the other members of the class committee used their mobile phones to check "Csuru will also fall in love", and the expression on her face became unnamed, like Cthulhu.

"I oppose." The English class representative, a girl who wears glasses and says, "The level of painting that makes everyone see jokes, if used for drawing boards, will be despised by teachers and students."

The thin boy sitting next to her is a representative of the math class, and he nodded at this time.

Others have not commented for a while, probably because Xiao Qin is my childhood friend. To be honest, I will offend me. Let the squad leader come up with ideas.

"How come you don't appreciate the level," said Xiong Yaoyue, who stood up in pain and sighed his hands and pressed his hands on the long table. "Let Xiaoqin come to be a literary committee member. It is better than the literary committee vacancy. The whole second day, the class of our class is all Gong Caicai wrote the art words to deal with the past, and more monotonous."

"There is no need to discuss this issue again." The squad leader signaled that Xiong Yaoyue sat down. "I just confirmed it with Yu Yuhong's text message. Zhuang Ni will officially come back to class on September 3. It is possible to attend tomorrow's opening ceremony. The literary committee is composed of Zhuang. Nie continues to serve."

Xiong Yaoyue sat down in disappointment and asked: "If Zhuang Ni does not want to be a literary committee member, or she has not taken a few days to skip school."

The squad leader sank his face: "That's not the time for you and Xiaoqin. Even if I use a ruler to draw a hexahedron, I won't let you both smack the smuggling of our class..."

=====The dividing line of the popular leaderboard ======

The squad leader and Xiaoqin properly differed by 10,000 votes. Xiaoqin said that this is the squad leader cheating on his chest. One day, he will put the squad leader underneath.

In the B group, not only did Xiao Juan, who had never officially appeared, dominated the gimmick, even the number of votes for "Shusha's mother" was already higher than that of Dr. Yu. Only a photo appeared, and it was in the novel "I". Men have no human rights.

In addition, the book friend "a handsome guy is a group of ice fires" asks: I don't know if I can vote for the yuppie butterfly, although the collar is right.

Scrap iron said: Since the black mouse can be on the list, the yuppie butterfly (Blue Moore Armenian butterfly) can of course be on the list.