I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

Dr. Yu is a scientific madman who is determined to transform all mankind. It takes him half a day to repair my mobile phone. It is really overkill and kills chicken and knife.

Although I am unfortunate enough to buy the yellow wind blame mobile phone, built-in chip designed by Fangxin containing the hardware back door, but in today's situation, it can not be immediately lost.

It’s ironic to say it, others are leading the task from the positive NPC like “Gandalf”, but I’m taking the task from the opposite BOSS.

One of the tasks that Ai Shuyao gave me was to let me enter the science and happiness education, and to seize the opportunity to steal a copy of the core program of the "causal computing system."

In order to complete this task, I can't discard the Huangfeng blame mobile phone for the time being, lest Fang Xin and Bai Professor question me.

So Dr. Yu repaired the top right corner of the broken screen of the yellow wind cell phone, and helped me check the noise of the call, and the battery was too fast to go wrong.

“The noise of the call is caused by an external shock. It is solved by changing the speaker, but the power consumption is getting faster...”

The expression of Dr. Yu’s smile is worth pondering.

"That is because Fangxin has raised the level of monitoring remotely, so it further robs the power consumed by your mobile phone itself. It is like a sudden increase in the number of people in the room, and this guy is still a spy."

No wonder after the failure of a charging, the battery of this mobile phone can only be charged to 90%. It turns out that there is a spy module to steal electricity. I thought it was caused by the cottage universal charger, and it was also made for me because the battery was not full. Therefore, the illusion that the power consumption is fast, the deception is really high.

Fortunately, the battery of the Huangfeng blame itself is very large. Even if there is power loss, it is longer than the standby time of the ordinary mobile phone. The key is that you can't let Fangxin (more likely, Professor Bai) spy on my privacy at any time.

The solution that Dr. Yu finally gave is “single card dual standby”.

The “Double Card Dual Standby” mobile phone that often appears on TV commercials means that the mobile phone can insert two mobile phone cards, and can stand by at the same time. One mobile phone has two numbers (such as one for long distance and one for local calls). ).

After being transformed by Dr. Yu, the Huang Fengwei mobile phone still uses a mobile phone card and uses one number, but there are two sets of hardware systems at any time, which can be switched freely.

When using the hardware system of Fangxin, it is still in the state of being eavesdropped. I can deliberately disclose some unimportant information and even the wrong information to the science happiness education.

With the hardware system installed by Dr. Yu, I was in safe mode. At this time, even if Professor Bai erected his ear and listened at the receiving end, he could not get any results. It only showed that my mobile phone was in the out of service area. "status.

The only way to switch the hardware system is to use a lot of effort to shake the phone 7 times quickly, and it must be like the international call code "SOS" according to the frequency of "3, 1, 3".

I tried it according to Dr. Yu’s suggestion. It’s not difficult, but it looks like I’m playing WeChat, or I’m eager to shake a young woman’s gun...

"Wait." I took the reborn mobile phone and confessed: "Dr. Yu added another hardware system to my mobile phone, and I am still in standby mode. It is not more expensive. The power is the original two. Double."

Dr. Yu pushed his own Google single-lens with his left hand, and the electric welding pen in the right hand has not been put down. The multimeter next to it is connected to another mobile phone with a broken belly. It is a Samsung mobile phone belonging to Pooh.

Dr. Yu was too troublesome and was not prepared to renovate the mobile phone of Pooh. Instead, he planned to buy one for her, but since it was necessary to transform my mobile phone, Dr. Yu was in the spirit of "one sheep is also catching, two sheep are also releasing". On the workbench in his private room, he also upgraded and upgraded Pooh's mobile phone, allowing her to play games more smoothly.

The positioning is the "private assistant robot" forced rabbit, and also in the room of Dr. Yu to revolve, from time to time after Dr. Yu questioned, the report of several capacitor parameters and other answers, can be regarded as the time to save Dr. Yu online.

"The power consumption is not twice that of the original." Dr. Yu corrected me. "At most, it is only 1.8 times. I share some hardware resources as much as possible. To be exact, only the hardware core is two sets."

"What is the difference between 1.8 times and 2 times?" I said, "Of course, after my mobile phone was repaired by you, it was more expensive than before."

"Beep, 2-1.8=0.2"

Forced the rabbit to count the mathematics next to it.

"Roll." I didn't scream at it with anger. "Tomorrow I will let Amy cut you with the Auchin Axe."

The rabbit's expression is still the same, but its cylindrical body leans forward slightly, making some kind of dejected posture.

"Beep, I answered the question of the owner of the third, but the owner of the third is very rude to me, difficult to understand, difficult to understand, and forced the rabbit to be very depressed."

It seems that it treats my sentence "1.8 times different from 2 times" as a question.

"Your mobile phone is better than the previous one." Dr. Yu answered me and used the electric welding pen to do precise operations on the mobile phone circuit board of Pooh. The hands were stable like a scalpel.

"But for the sake of compensation, I have added a high polymer battery using the latest technology. You open the battery cover and see if the battery is replaced with a new one."

I opened the back cover of the phone according to the words and found that the battery was actually changed, and the volume became smaller. The space that was vacated was used by Dr. Yu to install a second hardware system.

Dr. Yu’s tone is not uncomfortable: “The volume is small, the power is three times the original, so your mobile phone is longer than the original standby time. It’s said that you can make the transformation. The highest cost is this battery. Remember, don't throw your phone into the fire."

I am amazed: "A typical mobile phone can't be thrown into the fire."

"Beep, the lithium battery is in danger of exploding in the fire." The rabbit replied tirelessly.

"Your mobile phone is different." Dr. Yu said seriously. "Your battery is a fourth-generation high-polymer lithium battery. The advantage is that it has a small volume and a large amount of power. The disadvantage is that it will explode immediately in case of fire, and it will definitely hurt people. ”

I still don't pay attention to it. "A general mobile phone explosion will hurt people."

Dr. Yu shook his head and pointed my trouser pocket with the finger that didn't take the welding pen: "Do you often like to put your phone in your trouser pocket?"

"Yes." I said, I put the yellow wind cell phone into my jeans pocket.

"Hey, if it explodes in your trouser pocket..." Dr. Yu said after a pause, "You can directly consider undergoing transsexual surgery. Anyway, men must be sure."

I was so scared that I immediately pulled the phone out of my trouser pocket.

"Dr. Yu, you are a dead man. What you are doing is not a mobile phone or a bomb. How dare I use this kind of mobile phone."

"It's not that exaggerated." Dr. Yu comforted me. "I just tell you the worst possibility. In fact, as long as it is not directly exposed to high temperatures above 800 °C, that is, the temperature of the flame outside the flame, this mobile phone. It will never explode, even if you are in the fire, as long as there is no fire on the body, I dare to pack the ticket and the phone will not explode."

"In case it exploded."

"That..." Dr. Yu hesitated. "In case of an explosion, I offer free sex-change surgery. If your body is damaged more seriously, you can also choose to be a semi-robot. This is the direction of human evolution in the future."

"In the future, you should evolve by yourself. I don't want to use this kind of mobile phone. I have to at least ‘bake machine’ for half an hour to test it.”

I said that I baked the battery and put it on the stove. I put the firepower to the maximum. I want to know that the skin can only last for 3 seconds, and the battery will be baked for half an hour.

Dr. Yu did not stop me, it seems that he is very confident about the battery of his choice.

"Don't touch the flame directly, just put it next to it, it doesn't matter if you bake it for a day."

It really didn't explode, 35 minutes passed, and there wasn't even a drum kit on the surface of the battery.

I just put the battery into the back of the phone and felt that unless I was fired like Bruno, it would be difficult to be affected by the explosion of the phone.

If I am really like Bruno, who is tied to the square by the Inquisition, I will not take the phone out of my trouser pocket. I have to fight for it.

Kill you, at least blow my cockroaches on your face, ah ah ah ah ~~~~ I am long lived, and your dog's face is dead.

When I baked the battery, Dr. Yu completed the upgrade of the Pooh mobile phone. He handed me the phone and asked me to bring it to the team in the team room.

"Now this mobile phone is already quad-core, it should be able to meet the needs of Pooh." Dr. Yu took a cigarette from his mouth and said, "You go to send her mobile phone to her, I want to be in my room." Smoke a cigarette."

Dr. Yu has a craving, but never smokes in his own patients. This is a medical ethics worthy of praise in today's era.

Among the three swordsmen of Stanford University, "Poison King" Klinger is estimated to be the **** of Ai Shuqiao, and Fang Xin is a devilish stick. Only Dr. Yu is not a special evil except for some other people's quirks. Row.

Such a person, it is a pity to be Ai Shuqiao’s men.

Although Ai Shuqiao is interested in sending Dr. Yu to show me, let me know that the person who serves her is not only a bad guy, but even a wicked person can do good things.

If I hadn't been with Dr. Yu for a while, I couldn't have reached a deal with Ai Shuqiao. It is estimated that she had already been rejected.

Calmly think about it, Ai Shuqiao needs my blood for drug research, this is a hard demand, this must be included in the transaction content.

But undercover science and happiness, stealing the causal calculation program, does not necessarily need me to do it, she has not inserted a spy.

I always feel that Ai Shuqiao is still guilty, as she said before, she wants to transform me into someone more like her through a series of "re-education" to prove that her influence is far greater than my father.

Arranging me to go to science and happiness to teach undercover, most of them want to further test and hone my ability to test my value is not worth her continued cultivation.

Do your dreams, even if you use inheritance to make bait, I will not be your running dog. After completing this two-in-one transaction, I will draw a line with you. I and Amy do not need you. Raise, I will try my best to raise my sister.