I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

When Xiaoqin went to change the sanitary napkin, I went back to Xiaoqin’s bedroom and awakened the dormant netbook. I searched for the following keywords: “Jinling is bad” and “dog”.

When I saw the search results, I realized that the Jinling evil did have the potential to become a spokesperson for the dog rescue organization.

Because in the end of "Blood War Jinling", the big villain Jinling was seriously injured and could not leave the fire. His dog did not give up on him. Finally, he died with this wicked person. It can be said that it is the most in the whole movie. The lens of art is gone.

So on Sina Weibo, a star who likes to grab a sofa reprinted this news, and immediately formed a viral spread. Jinling was so badly red, just at noon today, an animal protection group in a foreign country was blocking the doghouse. When killing a dog, he held a still photo of Jinling’s evil and his dog’s death, with a slogan:

"No matter how bad you are, the dog is your last friend."

Lost the dead, the Jinling evil in the movie ending is my performance, don’t raise the image of the people so high, take my contemporary words, isn’t it representative, every time dog powder and dog black online, I Do you want to follow it?

Brother Wu Sheng, I am sorry for you. They look at the cast. The player who plays Jinling’s evil is Wu Sheng. Of course, he will name you by name, but I know that they are actually me. In short, they are the same people. We, brothers, can jump on the cusp of this time.

Under the propaganda of Director Cao, the viewing address of "Jinling Bad" has become a battlefield for dog powder and dog black. Everyone completely forgot that this is a costume martial arts film, and also forgot that Jinling is not a protagonist. The latest Douban commentary pointed out that Jinling is the soul of the whole drama. It constantly carries out self-torture and self-transcendence. The limelight completely overshadows the male protagonist who has played a lot but has formulated a face.

"Jinling is the real male protagonist." The comment concludes, "The heroine is a dog that he never gives up. This is a story of a dog, and I wish you a reunion.眷."

Although I used to want to be a leading actor, but I was so praised, I wouldn't be happy at all. Who would fall in love with a dog? My taste is not so good.

Unbelievably, when I was very embarrassed about this, some people yelled at me and felt that I was famous for saving the dog by car.

"Everyone puts out the meat of others, what broke the film, and played so badly, and resolutely resisted all the works of Cao Jing and Wu Sheng."

"Hey, everyone knows, Wu Sheng is the son of a diplomat and a pianist. The typical rich second generation, playing movies and making movies, is also a shame."

"But according to intelligence, Wu Sheng is now in Switzerland, how can he come to China to speculate."

"Stupid, flying from the plane, now I heard that netizens want human flesh, and immediately fled with their tails, no timidity."

"Not necessarily Wu Sheng, I have internal news. Wu Sheng has a stuntman who looks like him. Ye Lin, this is probably in the high-speed service area."

"Don't tease, I read the news program. The guy wearing sunglasses is obviously not a junior high school student. I checked it. Ye Lin is a student of 28 in Dongshan City. It is only the third day of school."

Good risk, fortunately, my body is a bit over-standard, otherwise I will be dismantled by everyone, and I don't know how long it will take.

I sent a message to Director Cao: "I will definitely not go out with you next time, and we will be notorious."

Director Cao is not ashamed, but he is proud of it. He returned to the channel: "The stigma is better than no name. Several thick dog lovers contact me. I plan to sponsor me to take a movie and invite you to star. The name is tentatively called. "Seven Wu Dogs."

What a bad name, a dog is not enough, this time to prepare seven, "Blood War Jinling" although there are many unfair plots, but also because of the sale of Rolex sponsors, everywhere I wear a gold watch, deliberately wear a help, can fight After all, the two sides are still good and bad... What is the plan for "Seven Wu Dogs"?

Because there are sponsors of dog lovers, it is necessary to stuff their dogs into actors.

Not only are there a lot of untrained shit, but the center of the contradiction, don't think about it, but also to prevent some evil forces from killing the dog, which is equivalent to the **** battle between dog powder and dog black in the world of martial arts. I haven't seen such a boring kung fu movie, I want to play a kung fu movie, not a dog.

I rejected the invitation of Director Cao. Director Cao did not rush to convince me. It is estimated that he has received another call from others.

With a feeling of incomprehensibility, I looked at the relevant news on the Internet and found that: holding Jinling’s rare stills and saving the dog from the knife, there is a growing momentum, some owners who have lost the dog. At the entrance of the community, a poster with "Jinling evil and dogs" was posted.

When they are liked by dog ​​powder, they will naturally be disgusted by dog ​​blacks. Jinling’s evil eyes are taken from the nicknames of “Jinling evil dog” and “Jinling dog king”. Every time online battles must be laid.

This is not the most terrible. The most terrible thing is that yesterday, in order to delay the time, I accused the Zeng brothers of using dogs to hide poison. This inspiration was actually used by the radical dog powder. Since then, there have been several cases in the country. Indiscriminately, it directly accuses dog dealers of the bad events of drug trafficking and wastes a lot of police power.

This time is terrible. I will never appear in the occasion of maintaining dog rights. Otherwise, I will definitely be recognized and become the target of public criticism.

I don't feel very depressed in my heart. Even Xiaoqin went to change the sanitary napkin for a long time and didn't come back, and didn't think about it carefully.

Why, I just want to be a dedicated kung fu actor, who is Jinling dog king, call me Jinling Wolf King, look for the source, I fell into this situation, all, are all Kay Er's fault.

Asshole, be sure to retaliate. I will send your personal information to the dating site now.

I easily found a Chinese-English bilingual website that Pentax often visited, and then filled in all the information about Kyle that I knew. I also found out his previous stills and prepared them. Poor upload.

In the notes of the friends, I wrote: Absolute No. 0, ask for a fierce man to accompany him for life.

Wow, hahahahahaha, this time, the great hatred has been reported. Kyle, you are waiting to be harassed by people. If you are not lucky, you will be ruined.

As a result, I clicked "Upload Information", and the special thing was wrong. The website 404 error, just took a long time to fill in the things, all could not be found.

I was so angry that I could vomit blood. I couldn't help but knock on Xiaoqin's desk and scared the scream of "Chen" who peeked through the crack in the door.

"Hey, what are you doing in that place?" I wondered. "When you come out of the bathroom, why don't you enter the house directly?"

"Yes, I am sorry..." Xiaoqin opened the door halfway and bowed his head and apologized. "I saw Ye Lin's face when he was online. He was still texting. He didn't come in to bother you. He curiously stole it... ..."

Xiaoqin's footsteps are so light. Although I didn't close the door when I entered the house, she sneaked over and I didn't even find it.

"Then you can come in now." I did not pay special attention to Xiao Qin for a few minutes, but Xiao Qin suddenly said with extreme anxiety:

"Ye Lin, you, how are you visiting the Keihan website, Pooh reminded me that you may be bisexual, I still don't believe it, I didn't expect it to be true."

Your sister, don't be angry with me. I am framing Kyle. I didn't expect to harm others. I don't want to misunderstand me. Although there are some unsightly photos on the screen, I am not a base. Oh, I am really not the basics.

Xiao Qin sighed long and sad, said:

"If Ye Lin likes other girls, if I am in the heart of Ye Lin, I can't even compare some boys, then I am too failed..."

As he said, Xiao Qin walked into the house and took out a white medicine bottle from the drawer of the dresser.

Wow, what are you doing, even if I am really the foundation, you don’t have to commit suicide by taking drugs, and you are going to prepare poison in the bedroom on weekdays, what is it going to do?

I took a pill bottle and found that it was neither a poison nor a sleeping pill, but a long-named drug for treating depression.

"Hey, this is where you come from." I asked, "You have depression like a melancholy."

When I export, I feel a little bit guilty. If Xiaoqin gets depression, then I can't blame it. Even if I didn't go to Wu Sheng, I couldn't feel happy, and I was super poor.

As a result, Xiaoqin replied: "Yes... when Wu Daji gave Ye Lin a lot of things, it was mixed with it, and I was secretly taken away..."

"What is the use of this for you? Do you have depression at that time?"

"No..." Xiao Qin whispered. "I am concerned about the side effects of this medicine..."

As soon as I saw it, I immediately lifted the vial to read the instructions. I saw it in the “side effects” column and clearly wrote: “This drug contains estrogen, which may make the male breast feminine...”

"You are sick, how can you eat this medicine?" I said to Xiao Qin.

"I, I am sick." Xiaoqin refused to accept, "I got a chest too small disease, the side effects of this medicine can make the male chest feminine, certainly can also maximize the female chest, I pursue more like a woman What is wrong with the child."

"The hormone-containing medicine can't be eaten." I took the medicine bottle into my trouser pocket. "I have confiscated it. I won't be allowed to buy similar medicines in the future, or I will ignore you."

Under my persecution, Xiaoqin promised not to take this medicine again in the future, and she said that she had never eaten before. Today, I found out that I am bisexual, afraid of losing to a boy, and I have nothing to lose. I plan to take medicine to increase my charm.

"I am not bisexual, I am not a foundation, and Pooh is talking about it." I am worried about how to change the existing concept of Xiao Qin.

"Yeah." Xiaoqin nodded very seriously. "Please rest assured, I will never say to others, Ye Lin is based."

"But..." After Xiaoqin made a guarantee, he was quite annoyed and said, "Ye Lin’s classmate just sent a text message. Is it necessary to date with the basics? Can you not go, if Ye Lin’s classmates go, Not only me, but even Uncle Ye and Amy’s sister will be sad."