I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

Although a group of Americans who took Kyle as a vanguard, they moved from the film and television city to the high-speed service area to save the dog, but Amy, the initiator, did not come.

The reason is that Auntie suspected that Amy might be lying, and that Amy would seize any chance to escape the job compared with any aunt who could not hurt the line of fire.

"In order for her to be lazy, she will toss us all over, not let everyone leave, and send two representatives to see in the past."

"Ms. Ren, the two representatives are not enough." Kyle eagerly said, "The three representatives are not enough. I heard that China's urban management is very powerful. We are all in the United States, and there are too few people, and they will be shot by the city management. ”

Kyle did not understand the situation, thinking that all mass incidents in the city must be handled as urban management of “city managers”.

It is said that as China's urbanization process is in full swing, the name of the city management has also crossed the ocean, and the new word "Chengguan" has been added to English, which is simply Chinese pinyin.

In addition, when Xiao Ding played "Grand Theft Auto 4", he found that the American game company made the protagonist skin of 'China Urban Management' to provide downloads. After using this skin, the protagonist can wear the uniform with the Chinese "City Management" on the back. The new type of pickup trucks with "administrative law enforcement" went to the Central Park to clean up the mobile vendors, and the hawkers who sold the hot dogs with "white cranes and wings" and "black tigers and hearts" made the US imperialists see the power of Chinese kung fu.

The American director with silver hair came over and made an old decision. Finally, he decided to let Kyle and most of the American cast members who couldn’t sit still, go to the high-speed service area to protest the bad behavior of the dog dealers, in order to prevent Amy from taking the opportunity to be lazy. Let Amy leave, and let Auntie and other Chinese personnel take some single-shot shots.

"Oh, die three or eight, every day against me." Amy is not able to leave the studio for American actors, and there are complaints.

"What do you say." Ren Ayi hugged his hands on his chest. "Do you believe that I will give you a martial movement of 720 degrees in a back flip."

Amy had to sullen and sulking. Even if the rope was hung, the backflip would have to fail N times in 360 degrees. If it was changed to 720 degrees, the crew would not have to do anything else, and watch her ugly all day long.

"Peng Russ, Pentax." Amy shouted loudly to the name of the bodyguard. In fact, Pentax was less than 3 meters behind her.

"Whone is going to go, isn't it special to bring her to the studio today? I can't go to the high-speed service area, let her be my representative and follow other people."

Pentax answered: "Miss Pooh just started watching the filming and it was very interesting. Later, she found that both the lines and the drama communication were in English. If she didn't understand, she went back to the RV to eat snacks..."

"Bastard, let her not eat, hurry to be my representative, snack or something, and later there is a chance to eat."

So Pooh's mouth was half a piece of almond meringue, and was called out from the RV restaurant. The French chef had been unable to make this dessert for Amy because of Amy's allergy to almonds. Today, Pooh came over. He was very touched by eating and eating.

"Hey, when you kill the dog on the street, it's in the high-speed service area near us." Pooh swallowed the sweet cake in three mouths and scraped the scrape from the corner of his mouth with his fingers. "Is Ye Lin's message reliable? How do I feel? Even if you kill a dog, you won’t kill it on the highway."

Auntie knows that Pooh in Amy's mouth is the same classmate of her daughter, Xiong Yaoyue. When she first met on the set, Pooh also asked Auntie.

"Oh, I see Ye Lin deliberately exaggerating things." Ren Ayi said with an eye. "If something really happens, it is estimated that it is also a car to save the dog. How can ordinary traders kill dogs in the high-speed service area?" ”

"Ah, it turned out to be the case." Pooh suddenly realized, "And if you finally speak Chinese, I am so moved, I am also surprised. If the dog dealers slaughter in the high-speed service area, wouldn't they be alarmed? ”

"The mud looks, it really is the urban management." Kyle interjected. "The mud just contends with me, saying that the opponent is not the city management, give me the bulletproof vest, and the braces, we must prepare for the bloodshed. It is possible to pick up the dog from under the potatoes."

With the ambiguity of the mysterious culture of the East, Kyle has been studying Chinese and Japanese for a long time. His recent Chinese fluency is not comparable, but because he has invited Chinese teachers from four different provinces, his Chinese is full of dialects. Cavity, such a high-end handsome guy, one export is the Northeast dialect, Henan dialect, Changsha dialect... greatly reduced his fashion, and he is not greedy, has a tendency to master more dialects, has already put his own hodgepodge Chinese tossing to the advanced stage of cancer, any Mandarin teacher will immediately give up treatment.

Even so, among the American performers who are present today, the most fluent in Chinese, apart from Amy, can only really push Kyle, so he became a Chinese spokesperson for the American dog-saving group, Pooh also Follow them, but she is just a little busy, after the arrival of Aunt Winnie, don't protest with the Americans, to ensure that the entire American group is protesting, otherwise it will reduce the effect.

Ren Ayi has come to me with a thought. In modern China, there has always been an unreasonable system: foreigners are treated better than their own nationals, so pure American protest groups will receive better protests than those who are in the country. .

As Director Cao said, the film studio is really close to the high-speed service area. More than 50 blondes, brown-haired, brown-haired and black-eyed... One of them is not the Americans who are Chinese, holding various The Chinese character protest card has come all the way.

"The dog is the best friend of mankind."

The brand that the makeup artist raised, the Chinese characters above were written by Auntie, and the font was quiet and quite worth seeing.

Other brands written by Vinnie, the fonts are crooked, like climbing, sometimes typos.

"It is easy to get mites by eating dogs." Pooh wrote the word "蛔" on the locust, and wrote a grass head on the right side. I don't know what the locust has to do with the fennel beans of Kong Yiji.

"There are locusts in the shit," and the word "蛔" has not been corrected. Any place with this word is wrong.

"Dogs like to eat 屎", a white fat American who holds a brand, does not know that the brand he is holding is awkward, and his expression is quite impassioned.

"The dog has eaten the locusts in the cockroaches again." I don't know if it is just because of Pooh's eating snacks. She focuses on the harm of eating dogs, and regardless of the slogans of these heavy tastes, others can still eat after reading them. Going to dinner.

"The dog is the best friend of mankind." After Pooh wrote a few slogans, he didn't have a new word. So he copied the slogan of Auntie, but because he wrote it beforehand, he accidentally wrote "Yes" as "屎". When the Americans changed and appeared to be very disappointing, they bullied most foreigners who could not read Chinese characters (Kel's literacy level did not exceed primary school students), and they stayed on the protest cards.

The pits are not pitted. You must know that these protest cards are for the Chinese. The "taste of dogs is easy to get worms" and those heavy tastes are gone. "What is the dog's best friend?" After humans step on a shit, they will say, "Oh, this is not an old friend."

Well, Kyle’s protest card was written by himself.

In addition to admiring Chinese culture, he also admired Japanese culture. So he went to the American tattoo artist and tattooed his "arms" on his arm. Of course, the Chinese character was written by Kyle for Amy. Amy deliberately wrote the word "痔" which was written as "hemorrhoids", which made him accidentally become a young man. So far, everyone can't bear to tell him the truth.

As a result, he just learned how to write the word "soul" today, and he wrote on his own protest card according to other protest cards and tattoos on his arms.

"Let the dog under the knife, the soul is invincible."

What is the half-passing sentence, and what is the soul of the "soul"? The original "Feng Shen Bang" said that people have three souls and seven scorpions, one of which is boarding on acne, then you dare to do hemorrhoid surgery, If you cut your acne, it will fly away.

When the foreigners walked into the high-speed service area, the crowd’s eyes fell quickly, not only because they looked like the Eight-Power Allied Forces, but also because the hand-held protest cards were too nonsense, even though they were on the protest cards. Chinese characters unmistakably indicate their intentions, but there is still a lingering sense of violation.

"China is really a terrible place for mysterious oil." Kyle pointed to a dozen bags of five-domestic rice on a small truck, and trembled. "This car meter actually shows that they are 'normal rice', think about it. And how many rice is not known..."

"Let the dog a rope." Kyle found out that he was yelling at the security guards and volunteers, as well as the many dog ​​cages pulled out of the big truck compartment.

"Put a dog a rope," other Americans also mimicked Kyle's pronunciation.

"The urban management is going to be mad." Kyle mistaken the uniformed security guards for urban management.

"Chengguan is going to be crazy."

"Let's put down the potatoes, we are coming to walk the dog."

"Let's put down the potatoes, we are coming to walk the dog."

"Put down the potatoes and build a Buddha."

"Put down the potatoes and build a Buddha."

"The world loves dogs together."

"The world loves dogs to unite."

I rely on you, this last sentence of Chinese pronunciation is a little standard, you are a capitalist fallen, but plagiarized the famous slogan of communism, Marx has knowledge of the underground, will not let you go.

However, although the scene was ridiculous, the police officer who had just claimed to take the squad leader back to the police station and asked him, his face suddenly became very bad.

Before being seen out, I was beaten by the Secretary. I tried not to disturb the media. As a result, not only did the reporters of Dongshan News Station come, but I did not know how to get rid of foreign dog powder. I also came 50.

It has evolved into a foreign-related incident. If it is not good, it will go to the national news, and it will be mishandled. The US CNN and the British BBC may report it, and there are still other things to consider.

"Don't let those foreigners conflict with the security guards." The police officer hurriedly ordered the police to Xiao Zhang, but immediately realized that only one policeman was alone, adding: "Contact the nearest public security bureau to request police support, never Let the situation expand again."

I looked at the horse police officer as a big enemy, cold sweat and DC, can not help but sneer.

=======Difference line ========

This morning's update was late, because yesterday Valentine's Day, I took the basement sister to eat seafood buffet barbecue, eating too much, and I didn't have the strength to come back, so I made up for it this morning.

As for the popularity rankings, the biggest changes in recent days are:

The book friend "The Legend is that the brother is the pit" voted 500 mobile phone PK tickets and gave Chen Yingran, seeking the emotional drama of Chen Yingran and the **** leaf (determined that the emotional drama is not a meat drama), in any case, Chen Yingran got these votes and then decided to return In the A group, only 58 votes less than Zenny, in short, the scrap iron will increase the number of school doctors as appropriate.

In addition, Xiaoqin, squad leader, Peng Ruosi, Zhuang Ni, Zha Ye, Xiao Juan, and forced rabbits all got votes.