I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

I angrily took Zhao’s microphone and grabbed it.

The former school flower school sister of the 28th is very focused on his image in the eyes of the boys. In addition to dressing up, he will actively participate in debate contests, reading competitions, singing competitions, and act as the host of the flag-raising ceremony. Have any chance to show off.

In order to watch TV and save the dog, she really can do it, and she will put a moving smile on the camera, and follow the pre-made draft, and say something beautiful to express her inner beauty. But the squad leader won’t, the squad leader really likes dogs, and he’s not afraid of being tired and tired. If it’s not his own hunter’s aura, it will scare the dogs in those cages. Now the squad leader is definitely not sitting at the negotiating table, but with Xiao Ding them. Going to take care of the sick dog together.

"Who is rare on your TV." I took Zhao Yao's microphone in my hand and said to the camera. "Our school has the opportunity to go to the TV, the outside beauty, the inner beauty, or the need for you. To promote, our school spends her... oh."

The squad leader secretly screwed it on my lower back, meaning that I was not allowed to call her school again. It was really painful. It was estimated that it was a true biography from the big horn.

I tried to make a very serious expression while choosing an angle that no one else could see. No reporters, policemen, or dog dealers found her little movements.

Xu Fupo sat on my right side, although I didn't see the squad leader **** me, but I inferred from my reaction that something similar happened, but I didn't say it. I just laughed at us with a "young really good" expression. Laughed.

It is said that older women like to introduce people. I seriously suspect that Xu Fupo saw the movie "101 Dalmatians". I believe that "a thousand miles of marriage is a dog", so I feel that both me and the squad like dogs, so we both Should be together, and Ma Huiyu and Niu always like dogs, so they should be together.

After being squashed by the squad, I no longer said the word "school flower", but I was not satisfied with it. I thought that "after the start of school, you don't want to be a school flower."

"In any case, our squad leader is not rare on your TV. If you want to interview, just interview me." I wear sunglasses and I will not be recognized by a few netizens who have seen "Blood War Jinling".

Because the microphone was taken away by me, Zhao Yao didn't want to interview me, so I had to ask me a few words.

"That is a student who doesn't want to divulge his name. Do you think it is a very cool job to save a dog?"

"I think it's a very ridiculous behavior." The police officer said the opposite story.

"Right, very funny." Zeng Laoliu attached, "It’s just awesome."

Hey, this dog dealer is very advancing with the times, the online buzzwords are not lost to our students.

"You are so funny." Xu Fupo retorted, "Your family is amused."

"Don't make a noise." The policeman Xiao Zhang couldn't help but say, "Harmonious society, solve problems peacefully."

After everyone stopped squashing for a while, I took the microphone and said loudly: "It is neither cool nor funny to save the dog, but it is worthy of everyone's deep thought. Anyway, I have fallen into deep meditation. I hope everyone will come. Contemplate with me."

This is a trick I learned from the online forum. When I don’t want to be caught by the other party during the discussion, I can blur my own opinions. If I don’t say it, I don’t believe that I am full of guilt. Zhao Yao can still find a way to ask questions about drilling.

Zhao Yao was very disappointed with my answer: "That, this classmate, you have not thought about what the result is."

"Yes." I was shocked.

Zhao Yao was overjoyed. "That, quickly tell the audience in the country that you volunteered to think about the consequences of stopping the dog and saving the dog."

He hopes that I will show my position. Whether I say that stopping a dog to save a dog is cool, or saying that it is very funny to save a dog, even if it is cool and funny, anyway, he can use this to stir up contradictions and create topics.

I am not going to be fooled. I am not talking about my skills for the first time.

So I smiled very sincerely, and then solemnly replied: "Although I thought about the result, I can't say it because my Chinese teacher said it well: I don't like the chews that others chew, so I want the TV. The former audience can think independently, don't listen to my opinions, and make preconceived, thank you."

Zhao Yaogang was lifted up by my appetite, and immediately I was splashed with a cold water. He was anxious to scratch his head and squatted with his hands: "You don't have to think about it, the audience have no time to think about it. Today, you are publishing this matter." Some comments, just talk about it."

I blinked through the sunglasses. "I can say anything."

“I can say anything.” Zhao Yao nodded. “Dongshan News Station pays the most attention to freedom of the press and does not have to be scrupulous.”

The subtext is: the more the opinion is better, the more explosive the better, he wants me to swear the dog dealer, and then provoke the Zeng brothers to do it with me on the spot, then shoot this scene and put it in the news to broadcast the blogger's eyeball. .

"Since this way..." I scratched my head. "I will be welcome. I really want to say that I have been stunned for a long time. Actually I am a little embarrassed..."

The squad leader didn't know what I was going to say, and secretly pulled my T-shirt corner, which made me cautious.

Zhao Yao was so happy that he smiled and opened his face with a smile. He urged: "There is nothing to be embarrassed about. If you want to say something, young people should be brave enough to express their opinions."

I stared at Zhao Yao’s full of hopeful eyes. “Hmm,” nodded in agreement, then slightly lowered, and pulled out the Swiss army knife that had been in the trouser pocket for a long time.

"Hello everyone, please pay attention to this knife in my hand, it is not an ordinary knife..."

I smiled at the camera, and there wasn't any residue on the teeth that had just been cleaned. I was just like the person who advertised the toothpaste on the advertisement.

But they are holding toothpaste, and I am holding a Swiss army knife.

"Yes, the audience in front of the TV, you guessed it, this is a Swiss army knife, but it is not an ordinary Swiss army knife, you see."

I pointed to the shield-shaped cross on the black handle.

"The Swiss flag has seen it. Its size is 111 mm. It is the largest model of the Swiss Army Knife. The knife sold in the market is called 'The Centurion.'"

"But my knife is not an ordinary 'hundred centurion' can be comparable, because it is a diplomatic gift, especially high-quality steel, all the parts are specially reinforced, absolutely more durable than the ordinary 'hundred' So it can be called 'the length of a thousand'."

Next, I first opened the main knife with the same length of about 111 mm, and let the camera take the words "VICTORINOX" at the root of the bright main knife.

"I don't know the mourning in this line, but it means that this is the meaning of the Vickers Saber, and the only two authentic brand that is called the Swiss Army Knife with another Weige Saber."

Not waiting for Zhao Yao and the cameraman to recover from the shock, I continued to expand the various components of the saber. The tone of the introduction should be exaggerated and exaggerated.

“Wow~~~~~ actually includes bottle opener, can opener, cork drill, screwdriver, pliers, hacksaw, wire stripper, scissors, electric light, ballpoint pen, magnifying glass, toothpick... look here, look here, look here."

I was so excited at the time that I didn’t say it "as long as 998, as long as 998, the Swiss army knife bought home."

Hey, just now all kinds of display of the sabers failed, and I am dying. This time, I finally showed up to the national audience, and sprinkled the value of this life.

Zhao Yao’s face was white, and I was fascinated by the Swiss army knife. I took my microphone back and whispered to the cameraman: “Xiao Wang, this time I will cut it off later.”

Ma police officer and Xiao Zhang, a criminal police officer and a police officer, have also cast their admiration on me. I am brave enough to express my opinions. Isn’t it worth admiring, but they may be too stressed and not good at expressing their feelings? Admiration is mixed with a little contempt.

As for the squad leader, she is more determined this time, turning her face outside the glass window and pretending not to know me.

Instead, Xu Fupo grinned: "You can really tease Ye Lin."

The opposite of Zeng Laoliu said: "So I said that you are so funny."

Xu Fupo almost quarreled with Zeng Laoliu. At this time, the police officer’s eyelids fought straight and waved to Zhao Yao’s wave: “You go outside to interview other volunteers. They are taking care of the dogs. There are definitely many things to say, don’t Delayed our sale agreement."

Zhao Yao looked at the square and there were a dozen volunteers around the big truck. He was a little hesitant. I quickly held the Swiss army knife and squeezed into the camera.

"Whether it's a home trip or a wilderness, it's a good helper for the owner. How can you not be a pure man? Don't you say that you are a pure man?"

I am a good person who has played a film and television drama. I have some experience in following the lens. The photographer tried to exclude me from the camera several times and ended up failing.

Finally, Zhao Yao said helplessly: "We will first interview the volunteers outside and wait for a while to come back."

"Don't go." I shouted at Zhao Yao's back. "My Swiss army knife has a lot of functions. I didn't show it to the national audience. You can see this nail file. It's very useful. I just used it. ""

It was not until Zhao Yao was escorted out of the restaurant door by my "advertising emperor" that I sat sat in the seat with satisfaction. The Swiss army knife in my hand had not had time to close it. The policeman Zhang Zhang standing on the side suddenly turned reddish. The opening asks:

"That, where can I buy it."

No, I am disgusting Zhao Yao, an advertisement made indiscriminately, actually let the small policeman feel tempted. I am not selling goods, it is a diplomatic gift given to me by melancholy, and Xiaoqin was not able to return it a few days ago. I.

I subconsciously protect the "Kianfu" Swiss Army Knife, and make no way to steal my baby.

At this time, Ma Huiyu called back. She and the cattle talked about buying a dog. It seems that there is a result.

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In terms of popular rankings, the book friend "Burst Sugar" voted 1000 PK tickets to the squad leader, and by the way, asked Amy (a savage squad leader, even the real sister did not let go).

Also supporting the squad leader is "the legend is that the brother is the pit", "Xr when the madness three", "caramel PoH", etc., so that the total score of the squad leader is directly forced to 40,000 mark.

Xiaoqin got the vote of "book daydreaming white scenery", "Xia Yujun x", "』秋秋" and other book friends, so that Xiaoqin worked **** the total score of 30,000.

Amy, Pooh, and Gongcai Cai also got a certain number of votes. The bookmates who supported Gongcai Cai’s “Starry Sky” specifically said: “It’s better to have a little more **** leaf bullying.” So don’t bully Honest people are guilty...

In the end, "Dream, Dust" cast a mobile phone recommendation ticket to Xiao Ding, so Xiao Ding Guangrong was on the list. In addition to the fireball uncle, another person who remembered the fake chrysanthemum chrysanthemum is now on the list.