I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

Dad cooking for an hour in advance, compared with the previous shoddy, will be a good match, seems to be in a position to improve their cooking skills.

Is it because, Auntie said that letting Dad exercise his cooking skills, the original words are: "If you practice cooking, I will not rule out that I will find you to cook a few times. Sometimes I can’t come back to work. You can let Xiaoqin go to your house for dinner."

The meaning of the words outside the words, faintly "practice cooking" as a prerequisite for their own marriage, so in order to be able to hold the beauty, Dad is making great efforts in the kitchen, decided to become a generation of food gods.

Looking into the pot, Dad is actually challenging the Dongpo meat. The leapfrog is playing BOSS. Just because you can burn the beans into black crafts, I dare to challenge many Dongpo meats that professional chefs can't do well.

I have read the food blog of the big horn. I once wrote the topic of Dongpo meat. I focused on the difference between Dongpo meat and braised pork. I have solved my doubts for many years. The big horn is not a professional foodie. Learning is coming.

The foodie's big horn wrote on the blog: Dongpo meat is made with wine cellar, and the braised pork is fried with sugar, and it is stewed with a small fire. There are differences in practice and materials. Chain stores, it is not correct to confuse Dongpo meat with braised pork.

From the taste, Dongpo meat flavored mellow juice, crisp and easy to chew, also exudes a unique musk; braised pork is fat but not greasy, the entrance is instant, the two look similar, but it is actually two Dao cuisine, even the cultural heritage is different.

There are many legends about Dongpo meat, the most interesting of which is:

When Su Dongpo made a thorn in Hangzhou, he did a lot of good things for the people. In order to thank him, the people went to the Spring Festival and raised the pig to give him a New Year's greeting.

Su Dongpo didn't want to accept the gifts of the people, but he felt that the face-to-face refusal would disappoint the other person's kindness, so he took it for a while, then asked the person to cut the pork into cubes, and the yellow wine was burnt red, which in turn was sent to the table of the people. .

Everyone is therefore a wise male parent, and the pork he sent is called “Dongpo Meat”. The restaurants in Hangzhou have also hanged their brands. According to the main ingredients of “Pork Yellow Wine”, they cooked and sold “Dongpo”. Meat, Su Dongpo estimates that copyright awareness is not strong, and there is no endorsement fee to the restaurant.

As a result, a court of imperial censorship in Su Dongpo found that every dish in Hangzhou had the dish “Dongpo Meat”. If you got the treasure, you would take a thick menu and show it to the emperor.

"Su Dongpo's greed in Hangzhou, the evils are done, the old people can't wait to eat his flesh, this 'dongpo meat' is proof."

SB took a look at the emperor and was furious: "Well, this is OK, I will remove Su Dongpo from the office and send it to Lingnan to fill the army."

Why do you say the Emperor SB? Everyone thinks about it. If Su Dongpo is a party, he really does the evil. The owner of the restaurant doesn’t want to live or want to live. He dares to sell the “Dongpo Meat” and does not see it. North Korea, Jin Er fat died during that time, foreigners are not allowed to go to the train without crying. During that time, if the Koreans dared to laugh in public, they would be taken out and shot.

However, Su Dongpo was also open-minded. Hearing that his father still said it. In short, after Su Dongpo was sent to Lingnan, he did not complain about himself. Instead, he did the famous Litchi poem: "There are three hundred lychees, and they will not be long for Lingnan." ”

Carefully pondering, dare to love Su Dongpo, this guy is also a foodie, no matter how far it is distributed, as long as there is delicious, it does not matter.

Su Dongpo, your thin literati, the image of the ethereal fairy, the original portraits of the ancients are deceptive, you are a big fat, where you are eaten where you are, so you have already become a big fat. .

When Dad was bored, he also specially researched this point. From the Song Dynasty people Yang Wanli's "Chengzhai Poetry", he found evidence that Su Dongpo had been sitting on a bed of sand when he visited the sound-sounding place, so the weight should not be light.

Having said that for a long time, Dongpo meat is just a kind of legend of Dongpo meat. It should not be thick and thin. It is about braised pork.

The cultural heritage of braised pork is mainly that Mao Zedong loves to eat.

Gone.

So, Dad, you are challenging what food is not good. Why do you want to challenge the cultural heritage of Dongpu? You can’t do it. You can pour a bottle of rice wine into the pot. Now the wine tastes down. The window floated outside the house. If the passing pigeons were smouldered and died in the ground, wouldn’t it be rumor?

Wow, when the wine is poured, use sugar to neutralize. You think it is doing chemical experiments. The smell of the kitchen is inexplicably reminding me of the winter candied fruit...

No, Dad has no talent in cooking. Just relying on his own recipes, he will definitely draw a tiger, not an anti-category dog. From "Apprentice Chef LV1", he will become "Dark Chef LV1", and later Dad will prepare. The food is even more difficult to swallow.

Because of this worry, I received a text message from the squad leader. The content is a very common greeting, but I care about it in the subtleties:

"Is the body still ok, salt and sugar should be eaten less, otherwise it is harmful to the heart."

When I suddenly got a chance, I immediately called back to the squad leader. When the squad leader just picked it up, I asked urgently:

"Squad leader, can you come to my house tomorrow and teach my dad to cook?"

"Hey, let me teach Ye Shushu to cook." The squad leader hesitated. "Ye Shushu should not teach me to teach..."

"Why don't you." I looked at the smoke coming out of the kitchen, my brows were high and wrinkled, and my voice was screaming. "My dad recently wanted to improve his cooking skills. As a result, he walked the road and became more and more unpalatable. Put a lot of salt, a lot of sugar, and no one to guide him. I can only eat this kind of food in the future."

"How, how can I put the wine?" The squad leader rushed up on the phone. "The heart disease person must stop drinking, and Ye Shushu is too bad, not because he likes to drink..."

The squad leader is more worried about this. My heart disease is different from other people's heart disease. According to Dr. Yu's brother, drinking a little alcohol may have a positive effect. If you are drunk, you may be able to completely cure it.

However, this is a result of a computer simulation that has not been clinically validated. I still don't want to talk to the squad leader. It is not too late to test the effect on the white mouse.

"Is Uncle Ye really willing to learn from me." I heard that my father's current dish is very unhealthy, and the squad leader's tone is loose. "If he feels that his son's classmates teach him to cook, he will not lose face." I can come to see you tomorrow morning. Anyway, Xiaozhe will go out tomorrow and will not have lunch at home..."

Rest assured, my dad has been reprimanded twice by you for legitimate reasons. He is also filled with dignified elders in your place.

In addition, Shu Zhe, who is not at home recently, is very suspicious. It is not a fireball uncle who bought him a valuable gift. He wants to seduce the scorpion to blast the chrysanthemum. In addition to the fireball uncle, Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding also Shu Zhe seems to be awkward.

However, for Shu Zhe, who has completely changed his mind and body to the pseudonym, I have been unable to stop it. As a "Little Red", Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding are driving, there is a fireball uncle, and even the cap of Tang Jiang, which does not know the truth, may also be inserted. Take a foot.

I can only take one step at a time. I still concentrate on comforting my classmates because they are missing in the sky and feel lost.

"Squad leader, come on, rest assured, you come to teach cooking, my dad is too happy to come, can't take into account the face disagree, what materials do you need to say in advance, I will buy you at the vegetable market."

"Ye Lin, you are not in good health, don't work, and the ingredients will be bought when I come over."

The squad leader didn't know why he paused for a moment, and then seemed to be a little embarrassed to ask: "Is there other things that Ye Shushu has in addition to wine?"

Hey, the squad leader asked what the significance is. If you still want to come to my house, do you want to buy some face-to-face rituals for my dad? Haven’t you met before, have you already had an in-depth conversation that touched the soul?

Wait a moment, if you think about it carefully, the squad leader never came to my house before. Although I have been to her house many times, she has never been to my house. The last time I visited my father, I was in a hotel. She is coming for the first time tomorrow.

Because it is the first time, so be careful, the number of rituals is more thoughtful, why is there a feeling of uneasiness when two people fall in love and then go to see each other's parents.

Obviously you deleted the confession message yourself. Now I still want to leave a good first impression to my dad. It’s late. For the first time, you blame my dad for not letting his son run an adult shop. The second time you blame my dad for not being able to prioritize, to go to the barren hills overnight to add chaos to the search team...

The other parent has been beaten twice by you. Do you think that the bag of oranges will come over and you can reverse my father’s first impression of you? In Dad’s mind, “Your little squad leader loves the lesson” It has become a solid thinking.

"Don't bring anything to meet." I quickly said to the squad leader, "You can teach my dad to cook, it is already helping the big day, and the aunt will thank you later."

"This is also true." The squad leader did not promise not to meet, but to follow the topic of Ren Ayi. "Xiao Qin's mother works very late every day. It is true that someone should cook for her. Ye Shushu is right to learn to cook. ......"

I suddenly contacted the squad leader's future volunteering to be a criminal police officer. The level of busy work was never under the aunt, so I screamed for a moment:

"Squad leader, after you become a criminal police, will you be too busy to have time to cook, so you should also find a husband who will cook."

Because I was concerned that I was a patient, the squad leader did not anger at my jokes, but answered very calmly:

"You don't have to worry about that kind of thing. I will come to your house at 10 o'clock tomorrow. When Ye Shushu learns to cook, if you are curious, you can also look at it..."

"Wait." I caught the flaws in the squad leader's words. "What you mean is, I hope that I will follow along with one lesson. I have improved my cooking skills. Will it be good for you in the future?"

"You, what are you talking about." The squad leader blamed me for a sentence, and then the tone became a bit sad.

"You have a bad heart, you don't have to learn, just wait for dinner..."