I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

"Is it so comfortable?"

I am very skeptical about my massage technique, which can reach the point where I can let Xiao Can's come out. I used to massage my father only at the shoulder.

"A good master of pigs..."

Xiao Qin, who covered her mouth with both hands, replied in a dull voice on the bed.

Don't lick your mouth, you can't stop it, you can't stop it, what is the meaning of licking your mouth, and also say "really comfortable" as "a good master of pigs", isn't the good master of pigs Tang Yan? I am giving you a massage for dysmenorrhea. What is Guan Tang? Is it because of "Tang Yu's classics?"

The action of my massage stopped temporarily. "Small celery, don't talk with your voice, take your hand off your mouth, just talk to me about it."

Xiaoqin hesitated to move a little closer. "But, Ye Lin didn't think that the screams that I made were very sloppy..."

"You don't slumber when you pout, you snoring and snoring, people who don't know, I thought I blocked your mouth."

"If Ye Lin is willing, it doesn't matter if I plug my mouth..."

"..."

"Sorry, Ye Lin, you are angry, I also think that I am a little bit relapsed..."

Seeing that I was silent for a few seconds, Xiaoqin rushed to apologize to me, and I waved my hand and said it doesn't matter.

"Your nature is like jokes, forcing you to be so serious. It will take a long time to get sick. Once you don't say that your new attribute string is 'comic cat girl'. When drawing comics, it is a talented girl cress. Teacher, when you are a cat, you like the mischievous 'cat celery'. As long as you don't hurt other people, you can make some jokes and do some harmless mischief. It doesn't matter."

"Ah, Ye Lin actually remembers..." Xiaoqin like a cat scratching his ears, holding a small fist into the shape of a cat's claw, scratching the cat's ear that does not exist on the top of his head. "In fact, my current full attribute. The string is: childhood sweet cat girl, when I cook the cooking to the level close to the squad leader, I can once again attribute 1, become the 'green childhood horse cat chef cat girl'..."

You think it's a kebab. If you go on like this, you have to challenge Vigny's 29-character title. "If you save yourself, you won't lose, but if someone else treats you, you can release the unbeaten bear sister."

"Right, Ye Lin, have you raised a cat?"

"No." I replied honestly. "But before, my grandmother had a lot of cats. I have taken care of them."

"Well... Ye Lin thinks that treating me as a pet cat in your home will cause trouble for you."

"Of course it will be troublesome, very troublesome, who will treat the childhood as a pet."

"(*^__^*)嘻嘻... I just made a joke, and Ye Lin didn't be angry."

With the rehabilitation of Ren Ayi and my increasingly gentle attitude towards her, Xiao Qin gradually recovered her original spirit. Although she was in dysmenorrhea, she seemed to feel very comfortable.

At this point, I sat behind the small celery, and gently pressed her hands on her waist. She tried not to touch her with other parts of the body. The posture was a bit tiring. Xiaoqin was very comfortable and suggested that I could ride directly on her lap.

"It doesn't matter, Ye Lin is sitting behind my thigh, otherwise it is very tired, because I have been riding Ye Lin, so I know..."

It means that when you were a child, did you beat me under your body? I am sorry, let your beating person feel very tired. It is not enough for me to be beaten.

At that time, I couldn’t think of it. I didn’t think that I was riding on the little bully, but I was not wearing an old fist for him, but a day to relieve her dysmenorrhea.

When I thought about it, I felt that it was not too much to ride behind the thigh of Xiaoqin, so I sank my hips slightly and tentatively touched the thighs exposed under the Xiaoqin skirt.

Xiaoqin was obedient to let me ride on my body, as if it was a pony that had been waiting for the saddle for a long time.

Because the mattress is very soft, my weight is shared by the invaginated mattress. It doesn't hurt the little celery. I see this relative posture is very stable. It is also very suitable for continuing to apply massage to Xiaoqin. The ground was stable on the thigh of Xiaoqin.

"If you think I am heavy, just say it, you know."

"It doesn't matter. If even Ye Lin's weight can't bear it, how can he hope that one day he will become a girlfriend of Ye Lin again..."

Hello, in your world view, before all the girlfriends go to work, have to pass the boyfriend's anti-stress test, inflatable dolls need to pass the compression test, the inflatable doll that failed the test can be recycled, it did not pass the test What should the girlfriend do, cruelly abandoned.

Bastards, even if your girlfriend's ability to bear weight is not good, you are not allowed to abandon them so ruthlessly. You want a girlfriend or a jack. If you can't do it, let your girlfriend not be on the top.

I think it is time to continue to massage the waist of Xiaoqin, otherwise my current behavior is to test the resistance of Xiaoqin.

As a result, I just massaged twice, and Xiaoqin made another squeaking noise.

"Well... ah... oh..."

I had to stop my hand and frowned and looked at Xiaoqin’s face.

"Yes, sorry, because it is so comfortable, so I can't help it..." Xiaoqin took the initiative to apologize and said, "Would you like me to cover my mouth again?"

"No, you don't have much effect when you cover your mouth. It's better to talk to me casually and transfer your attention."

I think that if Xiaoqin is not simply screaming, but screaming in the normal conversation, it should not be so embarrassing.

"Well, I will chat with Ye Lin casually... um..."

I try to ignore the end of Xiao Qin's sentence, although the kind of voice that has a special meaning to men is hard to ignore.

"Because I am a childhood girl, so in order to prevent any cute attribute in the attribute string from being easily lost... Oh... I used these days to complete a girl comic with the pen name of 'Shuiqin teacher'. I gave the editor of 'The Demon' original comics..."

"Hey, that is the description of the love life of the cavemen. "Love in Zhoukoudian". You didn't upload it once in a demon atmosphere. The result was edited and criticized by the editors, 'What is the difference?' ”

"That, that was the editor of the past has no vision." When I mentioned this matter, Xiaoqin angrily whipped up the gang. "This time I re-painted "Love in Zhoukoudian" with sincerity and sent it by mail. Edited to the director... ah ha..."

Hey, it doesn't work without mail. The author who registered on the demon website last time was not because his comics had not passed the review, but went to other comics to make a negative evaluation, resulting in being sealed.

"Is the editor edited the letter?"

"Returned... efficiency is quite fast." Xiaoqin replied with a disappointment. "But he suggested that I transform, don't paint girl cartoons again..."

"Oh, it is actually suggesting that you transform, there is no suggestion that you change your career. What he said in the original words."

"Well... ah... The original words of the director's editor are: Mr. Cress, your style is very 'unnamed', and the story is also very strange everywhere, such as the Beijing monks who used the stick to propose a marriage, and draw with it. The girl cartoon is better to draw horror comics, and the Cthulhu series is perfect for you..."

That is yelling at you, more mean than the previous editor. The Cthulhu series is a famous horror theme. It is full of unspeakable disgusting monsters such as octopus and otters. The editor-in-chief is laughing at you and saying that you painted After adding eyes and mouth, potatoes and eggplants are almost as unspeakable as catching up with the Cthulhu monster.

“The director’s editor saw my talent and suggested that after my transformation...”

Who sees your talents, obviously painting a girl's love comics, but it makes people see the talent of drawing horror comics... How terrible is the girl you painted.

"I think the curve saves the country, starting with the Cthulhu series, it is not necessarily a bad idea... Ah..."

"So I checked the information of the Cthulhu series online, and prepared to paint the octopus head monster Cthulhu, which has the highest appearance rate, and the squid head monster Xudra, as a love comic..."

Why are you still in love comics, say good horror comics, you use the series of monsters of horror novels to develop love festivals. In the end, people with multiple tastes will see this kind of comics. You simply paint zombies in Resident Evil. Falling in love.

And I was bored and bored. I once read an article on the Internet called "The most annoying tentacles of mucus," said the article: The deep-deep goddess Hydra is the subordinate of Cthulhu. It’s ugly and ugly. The most important thing is that Hydra has her husband, and her husband is the deep diver’s father, Dagon.

Hydra, you are in love with your boss, Kesul, and your husband, Dagong, knows.

I did not expect Xiaoqin to vomit this. I didn’t expect Xiaoqin to answer me naturally: “It’s because Hydra has a husband, and the plot has tension. This is the ‘office romance triangle love relationship’ with many selling points...”

Hematemesis, the three monsters living on the bottom of the sea are vomiting blood, and the seven oceans are dyed red. You hurt the reputation of others, be careful when you fall asleep, they come ashore to retaliate against you.

"Hey... I re-registered an account yesterday morning and uploaded the draft of "Cthulhu will fall in love" to the demon site..."

What is the name of this, apologize to Cthulhu, and apologize to Hydra and Dagong who have destroyed your relationship.

Xiaoqin said that she frowned in doubt. "Although I met a visionary editor, I passed the review. But before I went to bed yesterday, I hoped to read the reader's comments, but found that they seemed to Not evaluated in terms of love comics..."

"Crap, the role of the horror novel you use, of course, should be evaluated as a horror comic."

"Also, it's not a horror comic." Xiaoqin had a look that couldn't figure out anyway. "I found that the editor personally changed my comic classification, and classified "Cthulhu to fall in love" into funny comics. ......"