I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

"What, you two high-level students at Stanford University, research to study, the final conclusion is actually let me drink, let me drink too much to treat viral heart disease."

I told Dr. Yu and his brother "Drug King" that the higher education in the United States clearly gave me irresponsible remedies and said that I could not understand.

Dr. Yu indulged, "Ye Lin, although my brother is full of confidence, but I personally feel that you still don't try every wine for a while..."

"Who will try it, when I am a drunkard or a sommelier, since both of you have a deep medical background, you should at least prescribe medicine for me. If you open a medicine to cure me, you can die."

"But, Ye Lin, you don't think that it is a great boast of capital to cure strange diseases with daily necessities."

"how to say."

"Modern medical instruments are becoming more and more professional and more and more developed. In the medical circle, after the technology reaches a certain height, it is not worth boasting to save people by ordinary methods. However, under special circumstances, use fruit knives and glass tablets to treat diseases. Patients who have a thoracotomy or have a pineapple on their head to treat a migraine are more likely to be praised by their peers..."

"Hey, if you have a pineapple on your head, even if the migraine is cured, you can't go out. I only remember that when Sun Wukong of "Journey to the West" was in Huaguoshan, I used to be the crown of pineapple, even if it was a six-year-old boy. My father’s six-year-old boy passed away, and he didn’t need a pineapple to commemorate a generation of monkey kings.”

"Ah, I said wrong, not the pineapple on the head, but the pineapple water to wash the hair." Dr. Yu corrected. "In short, my brother probably thinks that if you let vodka and Erguotou cure viral heart disease, He can say that everyone will be worshipped by his colleagues..."

"Take your sister." I am almost mad. "I only want to show my own NB. I have to experiment with my life. Since the key to cure me is related to alcohol, why can't I use alcohol as the main material? The pharmacy, it’s better than letting me test the wine safely, in case I drink the Shanxi fake wine."

Brain theater:

I accidentally drank the Shanxi fake wine, turned into a scorpion A Bing, wearing a long gown, wearing sunglasses, holding Amy Obama as a guide dog, walking in the bleak streets of Dongshan City.

Someone who has a good deed screams in the distance: "Don't go so fast, come to the "Two Springs Reflecting the Moon" and go."

So I was furious and took off the sunglasses, revealing a pair of mechanical eyes that resembled the Terminator T800, braving the red light. This is the high-tech gold-gold dog eye that Dr. Yu made for me.

"Zi,."

Two high-powered red lasers were shot from the mechanical eye, and the smashing person was turned into fly ash in an instant.

"Hey, I want to hear "Two Springs Reflecting the Moon", I will satisfy you."

I put on my sunglasses, still holding Obama's dog leash in my left hand, and my right hand was behind me.

"A song is broken, and where is the end of the world..."

In short, I will never go to the wine test. I don't drink well, and I don't plan to practice drunken fists. I will quickly give me an antidote with alcohol as the main ingredient.

I heard that I am resolutely opposed to the cats eating and drinking, and Dr. Yu regretfully pushed his Google multimedia glasses.

"So, Ye Lin, you are not going to help us explore the medicinal value of vodka and Erguotou."

"What are the medicinal values ​​of the two high-concentration wines? Only the value of letting the patients reincarnate. Your brother is not saying that he can't cure me. He also followed me to die. Why did he irresponsibly let me drink alcohol? Experiment."

"Accurately, my brother did not say that I want to die with you." Dr. Yu reminded, "My brother's original words are: If you have not cured you, let you hang up, drink your 500cc blood and let yourself I also get viral heart disease, then I bet my own life and challenge this disease again..."

"It is now known that the key to solving the problem is alcohol, so if you drink the Erguotou dead, my brother knows at least that the Erguotou is not effective. You can try it with vodka yourself..."

So I am totally planning to take me as a mouse. Dr. Yu is more than your brother. You don’t let the patient you have died to die. Your brother is only trying to overcome the difficult disease. Even if the patient dies, it doesn’t matter.

After giving me a physical test, Dr. Yu began to repair the transmitting antenna for the rabbit and shut down its power beforehand.

"Ye Lin, if you think that my brother's advice is not reliable, you can wait for me to do some animal experiments, estimate the approximate alcohol content, and then treat you with other drugs."

"What animal to experiment with."

"White mice, I have always used mice, unlike my brothers who like to use primate animals."

My heart is a little bit better. For me who like animals more, if Dr. Yu does experiments with animals like cats, dogs, and monkeys, I might definitely go to drink Erguotou to verify the effect, maybe because of the year. In my grandparents, I have seen cats and cats many times. I don’t have much compassion for mice.

"Because the small mice are small, they only need a small amount of blood, so they can also get viral heart disease." Dr. Yu continued to explain the rabbit's transmitting antenna while continuing to explain, "Then I will Formulated with an alcohol-based injection, if you can achieve a stable effect, you can conduct a clinical trial."

I nodded and thought that although Dr. Yu was not a pharmacological specialization, his method was more reliable than his brother.

"Ye Lin, during my time in the animal experiment, you still can't care. I will continue to follow my previous embarrassment and avoid the pressure on my heart."

"I know this, I will go to Dr. Yu, the day you deploy the antidote."

"But if you feel that your situation is not good, you can drink a little wine to ease it." Dr. Yu went on to say, "Your situation is special, drink a little wine, safer than eating quick-acting pills."

Everyone else is drinking alcohol and causing heart disease. When I am here, I can drink heart disease to treat heart disease. And if I choose to drink alcohol, I can still cure my heart disease.

How can there be such irresponsible heart disease? Should I contact various wineries now, let them ask me to be a spokesperson to prove that drinking is harmless and healthy?

After repairing the ears for the rabbits, Dr. Yu put the rabbits on the anesthesia needle launching module that was prepared early. The sharp needles were usually hidden in the back ammunition box of the rabbit. It looked quite scary.

"There are four needles in the anesthesia syringe." Dr. Yu said while tightening the bolt on the rabbit. "The default is the maximum dose. Even the elephant can be anesthetized. Before the launch, the camera will estimate the weight of the opponent. In the future, the second intelligent accounting will also be carried out to ensure that no excessive narcotics will be used to kill people..."

"That..." I frowned. "Do you need to set the default dose to be an anesthetic elephant?"

Dr. Yu asked me: "Do you think Amy is not going to provoke an elephant?"

It is possible that, instead of letting Pentax and the elephant fight, it is better to let the elephant take an anesthetic and then lose money to the zoo.

"Dr. Yu, it's still thoughtful, you waste a little narcotics, as long as you don't let my sister suffer from elephants..."

"Beep,." At this time, the rabbit was restarted by Dr. Yu. It heard my second half of the sentence, immediately went online to find relevant information, and uttered it in a very sloppy tune:

"Elephant, Dudu, an entertaining animal, model child Crayon Shinchan once wrote "Elephant Song" for it, the lyrics are: 'Elephant, elephant, how long your nose is~~ Mom said that your nose is long and beautiful~~~"

"Beep, meaning confusion, according to active intelligence guess, the elephant refers to a certain body organ of a male, also known as the younger brother, so the owner of the third said that not letting the sister suffer from elephant damage means... ”

"Shut up." I ordered angrily. "You don't shut up again, I will beat you with Amy."

After spending nearly an hour in Dr. Yu, I was worried that Amy, who stayed in Room 101, would be in conflict with Xiaoqin, and hurriedly rushed back, repaired her ears, and forced the rabbit with an anesthesia needle launching system. Naturally, Slowly follow me behind.

"Beep, I am so depressed."

Forced the rabbit to sigh with the tone of the tablet.

"You are a robot, you are a melancholy fart." I said, "because the doctor who made you came out is ‘Yu’, so you are depressed.”

"Beep, sorrowful and sorrowful, thinking about his hometown, sighing to the wind and cutting off my midgut."

You are not allowed to read Cao Yu’s poems. The link to Baidu Google in your brain is very great, and where is your hometown? You are also from the 22nd century like a robot cat. If you don’t have a four-dimensional pocket, you dare to claim to be from the 22nd century. Return, give me a change without a ear that likes to eat copper cake.

I haven't waited for me to go outside the 101 room door, I saw Amy and Xiaoqin coming out of the door in tandem, and Pentaxus took Obama and walked over.

I found that Amy and Xiaoqin were fairly harmonious from the outside. Amy was a arrogant master, and Xiaoqin was a low-browed and accommodating Amy.

What kind of spectrum does Amy have, you are the owner of the VIP building, but don't forget that the VIP building is in the Qingzi Academy. Xiaoqin’s sister is the owner of the Qingzi Academy. In this sense, Xiao Qin is the owner here.

"Hey." Amy took the dog's rope from Pentax's heart with pride. "Since the violent woman promised that I could not take the boring exam in the next semester, I forgive her for seduce the servant for the time being. After all, She also saved the servant once in Cui Songshan."

"But the maid's girlfriend is naturally a maid." Amy immediately added, "Don't think that I am older than me, you can let me call my sister, but you want to call me Miss Amy, when I am with me, Serve me like a maid."

"It's okay." Xiaoqin nodded without hesitation. "Since Ye Lin is outside the servant of Miss Amy, I can't wait to be a maid..."

"(*^__^*)嘻嘻...It doesn't matter if I wear a maid costume..."

"Want to be beautiful, who will wear a maid costume for you." Amy snorted. "I wouldn’t promise if you volunteered to wear a maid, you should let Katyusha wear a maid to serve. Let me see..."