I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

In these days, Dr. Yu was repeatedly frustrated by the pursuit of Chen Yingran, reflexive introspection, and found that his love for robots and biochemical reformers was challenged by big waves of mature women.

So in order to reinforce his determination to promote human mechanization, he took out the design drawings he had painted in high school and made a slight improvement according to the drawings to complete the B-2 (forced rabbit) robot.

Just completed the artificial intelligence debugging of the rabbit, Dr. Yu regretted it.

This robot is too inferior. The design of his high school was too naive. The most important thing is that a robot that is so useless at this moment has neither strengthened his beliefs nor spent unnecessary research costs.

So Dr. Yu’s brains turned and decided to sell the rabbit to Amy’s class. The name “Give a high-tech gift to Miss Amy”, as long as “symbolic aid to my research” can be.

"Aid your research, Wu Mao is enough." Amy almost did not mad at Dr. Yu.

"Miss Amy, the manufacturing cost of my robot is at least 200,000 in terms of hardware..."

"There is not a lot." Amy ate the ice cream bought by Pentax, and it was very annoying to say cool.

"In short, let me at least recover the cost."

Amy immediately made a small "like to lie to me", but still did not stop the ice cream.

"What is the use of this trash can? Will it pick up the Frisbee? Will it lick the slippers? Will it pull the sled? This lady doesn't need to useless."

"Hey, Miss Amy, you are all about the function of the dog. What I am doing is that the robot is not a robot dog. But the rabbit has a strong self-learning ability. It can be used as a mobile wifi source. Guide and secretary, so Miss Amy, you don't have to worry about getting lost."

I heard that the rabbit has the function of leading the way, Amy is a little tempted, the degree of her road madness, even if it is against the map software on the mobile phone is often lost.

"Then, can rabbits buy ice cream for me?"

In fact, Amy wants to use the forced rabbit to buy cola and potato chips for himself, but it is not convenient to say Dr. Yu.

“Yes.” Dr. Yu answered with confidence. “As long as you tell the rabbit to explain the white, and then give him money, he can go to the grocery store to buy things back, and the belly storage box will come in handy at this time.”

"It’s just that the rabbit’s wheels can only be translated, not up and down, so you can’t go to a store that needs to go up and down to shop...”

"Waste." Amy pointed out with no sorrow, "the robots that don't even go up and down the building, but also the embarrassment to call themselves robots."

"This is after all my design in high school." Dr. Yu reminded, "And the cost of 200,000 has exceeded the standard..."

"Hey, I give Vinnie 200,000 and let her buy me a year of ice cream."

"Although some humans can do things robots can't do for a while..." Dr. Yu said, "but some robots can do things that humans can never do."

"What is it." Amy sneered, "Become a pile of scrap iron."

"Eternal life is not dead." Dr. Yu excitedly and enthusiastically said these four words, "As long as the robot's intelligent system is adequately backed up, then it can rely on replacement hardware and live forever."

Amy put the last ice cream cone into his mouth, and he still sucked his finger on the milk paste. The ice cream is limited to other sweets every day.

"Eternal life does not die, that is to say, I play this robot every day, you can fix it."

Dr. Yu was quite surprised by Amy’s rapid advancement in thinking and the fact that the other side had to treat his robotic work like this.

But think about it, in order to be able to sell the rabbit, Amy's attitude towards the robot is not important, and it is not a successful work for himself.

“Yes.” Dr. Yu pushed the Google multimedia glasses on the left eye. “The advantage of robots is that they are reinforced and iron. How to beat them will not die completely. When Miss Amy is unhappy, you can beat rabbits at any time. Come out."

"Bashing, oh, according to the local "Public Security Administration Punishment Law Interpretation", beating others refers to the beating behavior that is carried out in public and harms the health of others. The behavior is generally punched or kicked, or beaten with equipment such as sticks. others……"

I don’t know when I started myself, and I started to search the Internet for the meaning of “beating”.

"Do you have a stick?" Amyto thought for a moment with his delicate little chin. "Someone just gave me a prop sword in the past few days. I can use it as a stick to play this robot."

"Oh, let the rabbit be made, not to be beaten, this is not the same as the owner's guarantee, not the same..."

Forced the rabbit to emit electronic sound, while turning the flat, like the inverted pot of the head to Dr. Yu.

Dr. Yu is a bit embarrassed about his creation, and his face is awkward.

"Wait." Amy suddenly said, "You said it was my follow-up, why did it call you the master."

"I am the creator, naturally the number one master." Dr. Yu explained, "I will set you up as its No. 2 owner, this permission is already very high."

"No, I want to be the No. 1 owner." Amy's tone is not to be discussed. "I have to have maximum control over my own work. If you don't modify its program, let it treat me as the No. 1 owner. This rotten robot. I won't buy it."

In the business talks, Dr. Yu and Amy bargained a bit, and finally gave up the No. 1 owner to Amy, and retired to the position of the second owner. At the request of Amy, my appearance and Other materials were also entered, becoming the third owner of the rabbit.

After the rabbit was set by Dr. Yu, he restarted with a sly expression.

"Hey, the current owner of the rabbit is Miss Amy, the second owner is Dr. Yu Yuliang, and the third owner is Ye Lin. The command strength of the three people is reduced in turn, and can not violate the three laws of robots..."

Amy frowned: "What is the three laws of robots."

Dr. Yu is very eloquent in his explanation: "The three laws of robots were proposed by science fiction writer Asimov, and now they have evolved into three rules of robotics."

"The first rule: robots must not harm humans, or stand by and watch humans get hurt.

The second rule: Unless the first rule is violated, the robot must obey the human command.

The third rule: robots must protect themselves without violating the first and second rules,"

"Remove the first rule." Amy immediately ordered after listening to it.

"You are sure." Dr. Yu’s eyes could not help but be shocked. "You are sure to cancel the first rule that robots must not harm humans."

"Hey, it’s indifferent to force the rabbit." I wonder if I heard that Amy is going to beat herself, forcing the rabbit to express her opinion a little bit, or it is just a poor mouth.

Amy immediately felt the maliciousness from the cylinder robot, and was alert: "The first rule cannot be completely canceled, modified so as not to harm the owner, nor to stand by and watch the owner get hurt. For others, there is no such restriction."

Then Amy set Pooh and Phentis as the fourth and fifth masters. The reason why Pooh was in front of him was not because of the position of Pooh in Amy’s heart, but definitely exceeded that of Pentax, but Amy felt that Peng Persian is terribly strong, and robot protection is not particularly needed.

"Okay." After supervising Dr. Yu's revision of the first rule, Amy akimbo with both hands, very proudly asked: "The robot has something to attack the enemy's weapon, plus one on each of its shoulders. Turin machine gun."

Dr. Yu’s eyes are bloodshot. As a private doctor, Dr. Yu has never found Amy so difficult.

In fact, it is not difficult to understand when you think about it. Amy can't ask the other person to transplant more arms to himself. Now the goal is robot, not his own body, and naturally he won't feel bad.

"Gatlin machine gun is not acceptable." Dr. Yu cold sweat, "will make the rabbit lose balance, and it can't bear the recoil. I can only put an anesthesia needle on it, under the command of the owner, or the owner is threatened." In case of automatic launch."

"A poisonous anesthesia needle."

"It's just an ordinary anesthesia needle. There are three doses depending on the size of the other person. The rabbit will force the dose to be modified in a moment and lock the shot."

"Cut." Amy looked awkward. "The robot that kills the undead is a robot. It seems that I can only use it as a punching bag..."

"Oh, although my body is cylindrical, my main design function is a personal assistant..."

"Miss Ben's personal assistant, the main function is to beat." Amy greeted the rabbit and returned to room 101 with himself.

"Hurry up, slowly, the props sword that I hung in the room is already hungry and thirsty."

"The order of the first master, hehe, must be observed." The rabbit seems to be a little reluctant to follow Amy, and keeps chanting: "According to the Security Administration Punishment Act, beating others, maybe It is necessary to be detained for more than ten days, less than fifteen days, and imposed a fine of more than five hundred yuan and less than one thousand yuan..."

"Nothing, this lady has money, and can make 004 and 005 sin." Amy said in an understatement, "And the most important thing is that you are not human at all, you are not even a creature, so there is no human rights and no dogs. Right, how can I beat you without a psychological burden?"

"Oh, but when the second owner started me for the first time, he assured me that I would have a bright future."

Amyton suddenly narrowed his face. "You haven't seen the US presidential election. Before they came to power, they all promised various promises. Finally, there are a few that have been done."

Forced the rabbit to send out a burst of electronic sounds, it seems to go online to check the relevant information of the presidential election.

After the study is completed, the rabbit is forced to say something: "Hey, human beings are liar..."

"You dare to marry me." Amy angered. "I will let Pentax cut you with an axe."

Forced the rabbit to immediately receive the sound, after a while, began to issue a string of numbers that Amy could not understand: "01011110110101110011110011111000110..."

"Don't be deaf." Dr. Yu followed up from behind. "No machine language is allowed."

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In terms of popularity rankings, the former bookmate "Xia Yujun x" voted for 600 VIP tickets for Xiaoqin, hoping that Xiaoqin could in turn abuse the **** and said that "the **** leaves are not suitable for the squad leader, then the perfect squad leader should Matching me, it sounds like the words of the squad leader’s party...

At the same time, I once voted for the squad leader 500, but in fact, the book cleric of the celestial party, "Yuan Qingyuan", continued to vote for 267 tickets for Xiao Qin's 1000 VIP tickets. It seems that Xiaoqin and the squad leader are not It’s not the same.

Finally, in the book review area, a long-reviewed book friend "LoliComplex" was issued. Self-supporting is a loli control with mild obsessive-compulsive disorder. Therefore, the squad leader of the same obsessive-compulsive disorder poked my cute point, so I voted 2101 VIP votes. To support the squad leader (think carefully, the book's female characters are mostly Lori according to the grade, and the squad leader is also).

As of January 31, 2014, the top six rankings were squad leader, Xiaoqin, Amy, Pooh, Gongcai Cai, and Zhuangni. The squad leader broke through 35,000 and Xiaoqin was close to 25,000. Others Inferior to some (Amy surpassed Pooh, the two exchanged three or four positions).

I almost forgot, and the book friend "Telecom a strong mouth king" voted 300 VIPs to Zhuang Ni, and asked SM Zhuang Ni's plot, in the end how SM is good, pure scrap iron is thinking...