I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

"Hey," a plate was broken by his father in the kitchen.

I don't know if it is unintentional or intentional. If it is intentional, then Dad really gave his son a good cover.

Separate me from Xiaoqin, and I want to say what I want to say, and my attention is immediately drawn to the past.

"Well, you want to pay for doing this, but when I was filming in the Taklimakan Desert, the locals gave me the plate."

Taking advantage of Auntie to go to the kitchen to pick up my dad, Xiaoqin grabbed one of my hands and hurriedly pulled me into her bedroom and locked the door.

"Call." Xiaoqin patted his chest and sighed. "This way, Ye Lin does not have to be beaten by her mother..."

Any aunt may have passed the fire to my dad. For a colorful plate, the father’s nose is not the nose, not the face. Dad is more likely to drop the plate intentionally, so he is also accompanied by a smile. Apologize aloud.

"Mom doesn't make sense..." Xiaoqin listened straight across the door and frowned. "I don't think it's so unreasonable..."

Xiaoqin turned to me, his ears stuck on the door panel and listened to the outside movement. I noticed whether Xiaoqin had turned back and pulled his pants to the knees.

Don't misunderstand, I am not a big animal, I have to sneak up on Xiao Qin from behind, and it is very uncoordinated to press her on the door. I have a good reason to take off my pants.

That's because, if you don't take off your pants and smudge your underwear, you will smear your underwear. If you stay there, I won't be able to see anyone.

Through the door, Xiao Cing, who was listening to the outside, suddenly sucked his nose. "Hey, there seems to be something strange in the room..."

Don't smell it, beg you not to smell it. What you smell is the smell of life that is nowhere to be stored. Your boudoir has been tarnished by me.

Xiaoqin wants to turn around, and the pants are halfway off. I quickly stopped her: "You don't look back, I don't wear pants."

The movement of Xiaoqin turned around and was stopped. She twisted her hands uncomfortably and questioned: "Ye Lin, why should I take off my pants in my room?"

"Because, because my situation is very bad, I... I just accidentally got wet in my underwear. You have been in a physical hygiene class, knowing that men are sometimes stimulated and will not help themselves..."

Although I am embarrassed, I can only implicitly admit the facts.

Xiaoqin’s face burned red all at once, her shoulders became very stiff, and she tried to control herself not to turn around.

"Because, because I had planned to go with Ye Lin with the students and children, I listened very carefully to the physical hygiene class. In addition, I also had this kind of content on the Internet. I probably already know what happened to Ye Lin. ”

While talking about holding your face, it seems as if you are embarrassed that you are no longer pure.

For the first time, I was fortunate in my heart. In this respect, Xiao Qin is not as ignorant as Gong Caicai. Otherwise, if I want to explain it from scratch, the shame can be too great.

"It’s still a familiar taste..." The little celery, back to me, suddenly came up with such a sentence.

Hello, this kind of speech is too strange. Familiar with this taste, are you the heroine of H Man?

"If you recall it carefully, I also smelled this taste in Ye Lin’s bedroom, but it was relatively light. I didn’t understand what it was, it turned out...”

I used to hear that it was also mine. I am really sorry. I actually let the girl in the flower season smell this unclean thing, but I obviously rushed the used toilet paper into the sewer. Why do I still have the smell? Down, it’s Xiaoqin, your nose is too sensitive.

"Ye Lin, classmate." Xiaoqin said after thinking about it, "I won't look back. You take off the wet underwear, leave it to me, and then return it to you. This is also a childhood." Responsibility……"

I will not hand over the underwear with this kind of thing to the childhood sweets, just spread the smell into the childhood room, it is enough.

"Small celery, this thing I will put in a plastic bag, take it home and wash it myself...you have a plastic bag for me, another..."

I took a long time to squeeze out the second half of the sentence: "You better find a pair of underwear that you can wear, or I will only be able to wear it if I only wear the outer pants."

As for why, in this state, the internal vacuum, only wearing the pants is still easy to fall, men understand, I will not explain.

Xiaoqin "oh", back to me, went back to the front of the closet, opened the door and asked: "Is my underwear?"

"How can your underwear work?" I hurriedly, "Who wants to wear the girl's underwear."

Xiao Qin said: "But we don't have men's underwear in our family..."

This is also true, Ren Auntie and Xiaoqin mother and daughter are living together, there is no reason for the family to put men's clothes.

I suddenly got a chance: "Yes, you should have my underwear. Once you came to my house with heavy rain, the whole body clothes were wet. I lend you a full set of sixth grade primary clothes, you wear. I haven't returned it to me since I left, and the small **** should still be in your hands. Now just give it to me."

"I'm sorry." Xiaoqin said, "I put the underwear and other underwear together, and I was stolen by the underwear thief..."

Xu Shaoguan, you are a stupid ×, you can't even distinguish between men's underwear and women's underwear. Because this underwear is relatively narrow, and it is drying with other women's underwear, it is also stolen by you. .

If you remember carefully, because it is the underwear of the primary school students, there is no obvious difference between men and women in style. Is it true that when I fight with the main alleys of Xu Shaoguan, when I have **** in the head, someone accidentally heads over the man’s underwear. .

And what's special is my own underwear, although it is right to be passed by Xiaoqin, but when I think that my underwear is worn by myself, or by Xu Shaoguan, I feel like I am covered. Cold, can't stop playing the cold war.

"No matter what, Ye Lin first took off the wet panties, I promise not to look back."

Xiaoqin said after a meal: "I listened to Pooh, it seems that it will... It seems to be solidified, and now it will not take off for a while..."

Pooh, you teach these unhealthy things to Xiaoqin. You, the master of A film, your brain that has been forgotten is solidified.

However, Xiaoqin’s suggestion was somewhat reasonable. I stunned my heart and took off my pants. Then I pulled my underwear down from my body.

Corrected, not too clean, stained with evil liquid, but the action is correct, I quickly made a simple cleaning with the paper on the desk, and then put the underwear into the hand that Xiaoqin handed it to me. In a plastic bag.

Next, I was very shameless, like a real exposed man, wearing clothes on the upper body, and naked under the naked body, waiting for Xiaoqin to find out a pair of underwear that I can use.

I thought about putting the outer pants back, but it would cost me twice to wear the underwear, and the wetness of the outer pants would be worth the loss.

It is also a way to cover the bedding of Xiaoqin, such as pillows, sheets, and blankets. However, I always feel that I am sorry for the dirty personal belongings of Xiaoqin.

The sun shines through the curtains and shines on my exposed body without shame. I don't know why, I read the inexplicable Spartan taste from the sun's dip, from the skin that I turned into gold.

No matter how many excuses I have, in short, I am a good man. I don’t wear trousers to expose the body in the squatting room. After the dinner, the sun slanted the shadow of an evil strip above the waist of Xiaoqin.

Listening to the sound, Xiaoqin realized that I had already done this. Her movements for looking for the wardrobe were delayed, but it was estimated that she would soon be encouraged to "have not seen it before" and began to concentrate on finding a pair of underwear that I can wear. It is.

"Only this one." Xiao Qin finally pulled out a common stretch pants for women's fitness clubs.

"This is a friend of my mother. I got a gift for the fitness card. Because I already gave it to my mother because I already had a lot, my mother thought I might wear it and gave it to me. As a result, I was wearing a model that was a bit big..."

"This stretch pants is very elastic. Ye Lin should be able to wear it. Apart from this one, there is no more underwear that Ye Lin can wear."

I caught the elastic pants that Xiaoqin had thrown over to me. I was still hesitant to wear it. At this time, the door knocked.

When Auntie was outside, he knocked at the door and said, "What are you doing, why should you lock the door and come out quickly."

The situation is critical, there is no way, I use the speed of the flash, put this women's elastic pants on my body, then put on the pants in three, five, and two, and put a plastic bag with wet underwear and toilet paper, Stuffed into the trouser pocket of the outer pants.

"I am OK." I whispered Xiaoqin behind, and Xiaoqin nodded and opened the door lock, allowing Ren Aunt to come in half.

"Auntie." When Auntie came in, Xiaoqin deliberately sneezed, not knowing whether to distract Auntie's attention and let her not notice the unusual smell in the room.

Fortunately, Auntie just came back from the kitchen, and the smell was not as sensitive as Xiaoqin. I didn’t find the smell in the room that was different from the past. I just looked suspiciously at me behind the study table.

"What are you doing with Ye Lin, how do I feel that you just put on your pants."

"How, how can it be." I nervously said, "Auntie, I just tightened my belt..."

In other words, this women's stretch pants, although the model is not small, but certainly not for men to consider, so my male organs hurt.

But when the aunt must hold back, she knocked on her daughter's door and found that her daughter's prospective boyfriend seemed to have just put on her pants, which was already very suspicious.

So, in the suspicion of my aunt, I stayed restless for another half an hour, and then went home with my father like a big man.

When I passed the subway security check, I felt that I was wearing a women's stretch pants. It was a metamorphosis. Fortunately, I had thrown the plastic bag in my trouser pocket into the garbage bin beforehand, and the underwear was cleaned. I can't wear it anymore, I think I have left a psychological shadow on it.

The next day is Monday. It is the routine medical examination time prescribed by Dr. Yu. I happened to hear that Auntie went to the crew to make up the progress early. However, Amy had less martial arts because she owed it. She was able to rest today and was bored in the VIP building. I am looking forward to seeing her soon.

I think Xiaoqin will be bored at home, so she called Xiaoqin and asked if she would like to go to the VIP building with me to see Amy.

Since I knew that Amy was my sister, Xiao Qin had a good attitude towards Amy. Moreover, she heard that she could still play a love couple in front of Amy or Pooh, so I am very happy to be with me.

Nobody thought that when I went into Room 101 with Xiao Qin, Amy was fat and a round robot, which is said to be Dr. Yu’s latest work, model B-2.

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Happy New Year, scrap iron for everyone to celebrate the New Year.

In addition, the first day is the lunar birthday of the **** leaf, but many readers are looking forward to him being hatcheted, and certainly will not celebrate for him.