I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

The thought of looking at the suicide note on the mobile phone to Xiaoqin was just flashing through my mind, and I quickly dismissed it.

Regardless of how ruthless the suicide note is, how shameful it is, it is revealed in it. The unusual relationship between my parents and Xiao Qin must be kept secret to Xiaoqin.

But Xiaoqin’s continued depression during this time, I can’t let it go, even with some extraordinary means, I have to make Xiaoqin lively again.

So I gently hit the head of Xiaoqin.

No, it’s not so much to say, it’s better to put my right fist on the top of Xiaoqin’s head and gently press it down, making Xiaoqin involuntarily lower his head. The whole action is very funny, and it’s like a funny cat. .

Xiao Qin did not understand what he meant. "Hey, Ye Lin, what do you do."

I did not answer Xiaoqin's question, and continued to reach out and pressed the head of Xiaoqin again. Xiaoqin was forced to push down and looked very cute.

"Why do you want to play with my head?" Xiaoqin lying on the bed, both eyes stunned and stunned, with a little grievance, brought a little innocence, still do not understand what I meant.

I pressed the head of Xiaoqin for the third time. She simply took her as a tumbler or other depressible toy.

Xiaoqin didn't resist at the beginning, let me press back and forth. Before talking about Liu Ruoying's "Love and love you very much", I said that I should bless me as a childhood friend to find a better girlfriend, such a serious and sad topic, because of me. To tease the little celery like a funny cat, it is not serious at all, and it is not sad at all.

"Is my head so fun? Why Ye Lin is a student..." Xiaoqin’s words were not finished, and I was depressed again. Gradually, she also revealed the protest expression that the cat was repeatedly played.

"Of course it's fun." I said, "You used to use your fingers and ruler to poke how fun I am. How much fun I have to press your head."

Still every few seconds, the head was pressed down once, and gradually smashed the gang.

I saw this scene, poetry is booming, I can't help but remember the nursery rhymes I heard when I was young:

"The suffocating drum, the gas to August 15th, August 15th to kill the pig, so angry that I cried..."

"I, I am not jealous." Xiaoqin finally could not help.

"That's not necessarily." I laughed badly. "Psychiatric patients also say that they are not mentally ill."

Xiao Qin brows high and wrinkles: "Ye Lin classmates actually said that I am a beggar, even if I am not like a white swan like a monitor, it is too much to say that I am too embarrassed."

I wanted to say: You are all swans, I want to eat swan meat, but think about it, in order to stimulate the melancholic celery, this sentence is more redundant, so I continue to press the head of Xiaoqin .

"Haha, I don't know what animal I am playing. Anyway, she is dull, and people seem to want to bully. In fact, people should be good at discovering highlights in observation. I think it is quite cute, there are quite a few. Cute point..."

"Just, even if it is very cute, it is also awkward. It is too much for Ye Lin to play with me like a play."

I feel that I am more like playing a cat, but as long as Xiao Qin can restore her spirit, it doesn't matter how she understands it.

"I don't know if I am jealous. If you are dissatisfied, why don't you come to fight me... Isn't there a lot of taboos between the childhood friends and the fight?"

As I reminded, Xiao Qin probably found out that what I am doing now is very similar to the fact that some boys in the class deliberately owe the girls, and then lead the other party to chase.

She is still hesitating if she comes to chase me, will it trigger the psychological shadow that I once been beaten by the bully, and at this time I once again remembered the virginity:

"Xenon drum..."

"Ye Lin is bullying, and there is nothing in my body that is green. I am not a princess."

Who said that you are a princess, can you listen to the "princess" in the word "gas drum"? Is it that you are a fairy tale character "蛤蟆 princess" relative to the "frog prince", as long as you get the prince's kiss, you can change Back to the princess.

While expressing a solemn protest to me, Xiao Qin waved a powder punch and called me without any rules.

Without a punch of martial arts, I sat in the study chair and flashed back, easily avoiding the past.

Take the opportunity to stand up from the study chair, run to the door and prepare to escape, and scream to Xiaoqin:

"If you have the ability, you will come and chase me."

Xiaoqin was mad at me and raised her mouth. I was dissatisfied with it: "I will chase you in a hop and jump. That is what you are."

I reached out and pointed to the bed of Xiaoqin: "Even if you don't skip to chase me, you are still moving on the lotus leaf."

"I am not jealous."

In order to prove this, Xiaoqin jumped from the bed to the ground, because Ren Aunt’s home was generally carpeted on the floor, so everyone did not wear slippers when entering the house. Xiaoqin was only wearing cotton breathable socks and stepped directly on the carpet. .

At this time, I noticed that although the socks of Xiaoqin were not green in color, but in the place close to the sock, there was a cartoon frog that was almost invisible.

"I still said that it is not awkward." I sarcastically said, "I have printed my photo on the socks."

Xiao Qin also noticed that the socks on his feet were not good for himself, but still defended: "This is not a cockroach, this is frog Taro."

I was surprised to say: "Ah, it’s still a Japanese cockroach. After the Fukushima nuclear leak, it couldn’t find a clean pond, so I came to China to take refuge.”

"It’s not awkward, it’s a frog Taro..."

"Although it used to be a frog, it became a cockroach after being irradiated by nuclear radiation."

Xiaoqin is like a sputum, and his face appears briefly (⊙o⊙).

"It turned out that after the frog was radiated, it changed out..."

I casually believe that you have stunned tens of thousands of years ago, but there are nuclear power plants tens of thousands of years ago, Xiaoqin how to learn your biology class, the biology teacher is crying.

So I can't laugh and cry: "The Song Dynasty had the phrase "I want to eat swan meat," but the nuclear power plant where the Song Dynasty came."

Xiaoqin stayed, and he didn’t wake up for a while. “Not necessarily nuclear radiation, maybe the frog was a microwave oven from the Song Dynasty...”

The microwave oven of the Song Dynasty was that you went back and invented it. With your poor science scores, even if you really create a similarly shaped thing, you will explode as soon as you press the switch.

"Someone is stabbing, and the woman who offered the treasure killed the emperor."

The palace was smashed in the middle of the chaos, and the chasing of a small woman dressed in a folk costume escaped.

"Damn, it’s very similar, how can it explode? I managed to use the method that Ye Lin taught me, use potatoes to generate electricity, start the machine..."

Hey, even if you have already passed back to the Song Dynasty, don’t just say such unscientific words. I did mention it to you. Using the acid environment in the potatoes, you can use copper and zinc as the positive and negative electrodes to make each potato produce. A voltage of about 0.5 volts, and a current of 0.2 mA... but don't want to start the microwave oven with that amount of power.

In the end, what you are doing is just like a microwave oven. It is actually a soil bomb. What do you have with the Song Dynasty emperor? Why do you have to go back and kill him?

After spending 10 seconds playing the theater inside the brain, I smiled at Xiao Qin: "I actually think that there is a microwave oven in the Song Dynasty. It turns out that you are not only awkward, but also awkward."

And regardless of the strong dissatisfaction on Xiaoqin’s face, she once again reached out and tried to press her head, and said in her mouth: “Hey...”

"Ye Lin is too much, and the uncle can't bear it." Xiao Qin said, "Look at my Xiaoqin Tekken."

When I said, I came over and chased me. It was just what I wanted. I immediately opened the door and fled to the living room. I also made a face to Xiaoqin before going out.

Xiaoqin no longer wants to maintain the restraint of the lady she did not exist in front of our parents, and chased the living room behind me.

"Come back, don't escape, let me call."

Xiaoqin was mad on the surface, but with three points of joy in the voice, chasing me behind.

There is a sofa in front of the road, I intend to test my own control of viral heart disease, hand-held sofa back, like the more pommel horse, easily jumped from the sofa, using the yin and yang, the use of yin and yang, Only a small sound was made.

Xiaoqin has a kind of learning, but also turned over the sofa, chasing after me.

After I crossed the sofa, I turned to the direction of Xiaoqin's bedroom. Xiaoqin rushed to stop me, but I just stunned and started running around the living room.

"I am not stupid, not awkward, just apologize to me."

I don't know if there is any relationship with Auntie. Xiaoqin speaks a little harder.

"Apologize for anything, wait until you catch up with me."

My dad was washing dishes in the kitchen, and Auntie was on the sidelines, and occasionally picked up my father’s work. At this time, they saw Xiaoqin chasing me behind, but it was obviously childish and not really serious. So they just smiled and thought that the children were naive.

After skipping the sofa three times and four coffee tables, I feel that I should not try to limit the heart again. If there are so many people in the disease, I will never be able to stop.

In addition, the physical strength of Xiaoqin is also consumed faster than expected, perhaps related to her coming to the holiday.

So I deliberately slowed down at the corner and let Xiaoqin catch me up.

She was yelling in her mouth to beat me, and she was going to catch up with me, but she was stunned. The two small fists that were clenched were not lifted, nor were they put down.

The foot is still moving forward with inertia. I turned back to face her before she was about to hit me, and she took her in her arms.

What does not contain love, mainly to express comfort, even if it is seen by Dad and Auntie, I don't think it matters.

"Sorry."

I apologize to Xiaoqin for the embarrassing incident, but not only for this apologize to Xiaoqin.

A hug and a "sorry" are not enough to heal the grievances that Xiaoqin has suffered, but I will try to continue to make up for it.

Xiaoqin suddenly chased me and became me in my arms. My mood was not adjusted for a while, my face was red and stunned.

What's more, not far from our parents, we were stunned.