I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

After Gong Caicai said that he was not very fluent about French cuisine, the squad leader also said that he was not prepared to eat here at noon, because it was very embarrassing to come in and harassed the rain. How can he eat cheeky?

"And I have to go home to cook for Xiaozhe." The squad leader looked at the time on the phone. "He just came back from his house yesterday, maybe he was eating the food he was not used to. I think he was a little hungry." ”

Not hungry, but forced by the fireball uncle to wear the maid costume, do some housework that will never be done at home, bastard, simply let Shu Zhe do the maids at home every day, at least help my sister brush the bowl. .

"Xiao Zhe is not easy to stay at home on the Tanabata Festival." The squad leader talked about his brother is always a little bit ignorant. "I heard that many of their classmates have asked girls to go out, now young people..."

The squad leader’s tone seems to be much better than Shuzhe.

"Some time ago I suspected that Xiaozhe had also made a girlfriend, but recently it seems that it is not the same thing. It may be my illusion."

You are right, Shu Zhe really broke up with his girlfriend Xiaoli, and now he has become someone else's girlfriend, so awkward things, you certainly can't think of it anyway.

The squad leader took the mobile phone out to see the time. Before he could return it to his pocket, the mobile phone would vibrate. After the squad leader entered the VIP building, he changed the mobile phone into a shock. He probably felt that he was an uninvited guest and did not want the mobile phone ringing to be noisy to other people.

"Hey, Xiaozhe, you have to go out." Wearing a denim shorts from Pooh, standing up to the window to answer the squad leader, the two long legs looked appetizing from the back (I was wrong).

"Not with girls, just go shopping with the boys in the computer market, I want to give the ipad film that I took home yesterday, and lunch is also eaten outside." The squad sighed with relief, then sighed again, so long and sighed It reminds me of Li Qingzhao.

"Then you pay attention to safety, try to come back early, what you want to eat for dinner."

After asking Shuzhe's request for dinner, the squad leader hung up the phone and sat back on the sofa.

"I was originally planning to call the color to my home, and have lunch with me and Xiaozhe..." the squad leader said with regret.

"I, I also intend to learn to cook with the squad leader..." Gong Caicai said weakly. "Compared with foreign food, I still prefer the dishes prepared by the squad leader..."

The squad leader's brow was not easy to detect and jumped a bit. The smile said unnaturally: "Color, you are the guest when you come to my house. How can you let the guests go to the kitchen? You just have to wait patiently for me to cook the dishes... ..."

"Yes, is it?" Gong Caicai couldn't think of any reason for rebuttal.

"Almost." The squad leader turned his eyes away a little.

You are ashamed of the squad leader, are you not worried about the clumsy palace color, breaking the dishes in your kitchen, what do you need to go to the kitchen, obviously let Xiaoqin give you a shot, the squad leader for the plate The safety of life, do not intend to teach the palace color to cook.

“Miyazumi made a dish of shredded eggs with tomatoes and shredded the eggs into a renminbi. It is enough to order 5 portions of braised beef rice.”

This is a girl who has seen the palace color cooking, and a consistent evaluation of the palace color cooking.

It is said that the dishes made by Gong Caicai are not uncomfortable, at least at home level. Compared with the dark dishes made by Pooh under the command of Amy, it is not too delicious. (I made the dishes compared with the dark dishes. Delicious on earth).

But in any case, if the palace color is cooked, the dishes will become the same consumables as the oil, salt and vinegar. The "squeaky" and "smashing" dishes that are heard from the kitchen from time to time are really enough. Frightened.

"I'm sorry." After the marriage, the chef dressed in the palace painted the color, tearfully looked at the kitchen in the debris and the empty dining table, apologized to the husband who came home from work, "I have already finished the dinner, but I am on the side." I didn’t get steady at the table..."

"What do you want," my husband pulled off his neck and rushed up. "I haven't had dinner for a hard day, so you can let me eat instead of dinner."

"Please, please don't be here, ah."

I accidentally fell into the theater of the brain, and then Pooh began to shake her fingers in front of my eyes.

"Wow, Ye Lin’s brain seems to have a problem, it seems to be really a 'brain-disappearing discharge'."

"Nonsense." I rebuked her. "It’s just a little bit of a sneak peek. Einstein doesn’t often do brain tests. I heard that relativity is what Einstein used in brain experiments.”

Yes, the brain test is, in the final analysis, a kind of theater in the brain. With Einstein as an example, there is nothing to lose face in my brain theater. Because there is no brain theater, Einstein will not study. In the theory of relativity, there is no atomic bomb without relativity. Without an atomic bomb, Japanese imperialism will not surrender in advance under the bombing of the atomic bomb, that is, .

It is the brain theater that defeated the Japanese aggressor. There is nothing wrong with the statement that the prostitution is strong. It is scientifically based.

"Really fake." Pooh did not believe that relativity can only be imagined by delusion. "You don't lie to me. I heard that Einstein experimented with more than 1,600 materials in order to invent incandescent lamps... ..."

"It’s Edison who invented the incandescent lamp. Don’t be foolish because they both have a ‘love’.”

"What,." Pooh was shocked. "The original Edison surnamed 'Love'. Isn't the foreigner named after the former surname? I thought he had a relationship with Andersen."

I feel like I am like a security guard at the entrance of the Qingzi Academy, and I was crying by Pooh.

Pooh's stupidity is also amused by the palace color. "That, Winnie is really humorous."

Humorous fart, she simply did not learn no skills, last time she also asked me what is the relationship between Qi Baishi and Qi Xuanwang, and Zhang Fei and Zhang Yide who are more powerful.

Qi Baishi and Qi Xuan Wang have no relationship. Qi Xuan Wang’s name is Tian Pijiang. He is not surnamed at all, and Zhang Fei is Zhang Yide. Pooh, you say cross talk, you should join Deyun.

Listening to the palace Cai Cai said that he is humorous, Pooh actually admitted without any scorn.

"Of course, how can I not know that it is Andersen who invented the light bulb... No, Edison, I was deliberately wrong, waiting for you to vomit."

"Right, squad leader, you said Shu Zhe brought home an ipad yesterday. You bought it for him. You are not worried about delaying his study. Do you agree to buy such things?"

Because the squad leader is the head of the left-behind children, he is in charge of all the finances, so he is able to buy things like ipads compared with students who usually only have pocket money.

The squad leader said a little helplessly: "It was my uncle who sold it to Xiaozhe. He said that he had not seen it for several years, so he sent a gift to him. He also said that he would take me to buy shoes. In fact, there is no need to waste money... ..."

"It's your uncle who will hunt." Pooh imitated an action that pulled the trigger and asked excitedly.

"It's him." The squad bite and bit his lip. "Because it was unfortunately attacked by a bear, the right arm was disabled, so his uncle got sick from the forestry bureau and went home early to recuperate."

"That's a pity." Pooh made an annoyed look. "I want to learn to shoot with him."

Pooh, you want to learn everything. In the past two days, you can worship Xiaoqin as a teacher. As a result, Yin and Yang can't learn to go in. You can't learn to let Auntie's broken bones fly back. Now I want to learn to shoot... You are planning to let I have become a full-skilled master, but I don’t have a good knowledge of waste wood.

"Bear..." I heard that the squad leader’s uncle was attacked by a bear, and the palace color was pale. "The squad’s uncle is too poor. I hope that the future will be better. But why should the bear attack people? Is it hungry? ......"

The squad leader sighed. Gongcai Cai apparently did not understand the cruelty of the wild animal world. As soon as he stepped into the territory of the black bear or disturbed it, he would be mercilessly attacked.

However, I think the main reason for Fireball Uncle is because he has annihilated his hunter's aura.

"Squad leader." Pooh suddenly remembered something. "The bear that attacked your uncle, and later was killed by the hunter."

"There should be no." The squad frowned. "Uncle did not talk in detail. Although the beast that attacked people is generally hunted, so as not to develop habits..."

"Hunting..." This cold word seems to have caused a great blow to the palace color. "Do you want to kill it? It is not possible to shut it down to the zoo."

"Cut, we are not so easy to be hunted." Xiong Yaoyue said with a straw that I did not know where to find it. "In the end, it is my own home. Now I must have hijacked it."

The squad leader's face was very cold, as if she was in the forest area, she would never give the black bear a chance to attack her uncle. Now she has not given up to hunt the black bear to avenge her uncle.

"Wow, the squad leader, your expression is so scary." Pooh said in a cold war. "You don't want to hunt the bear, I don't stop you, but don't read it wrong, give me a hunt."

Grab the remote control on the coffee table and press the open button against the wall-mounted LCD TV.

"Let's not talk about this topic, I can hear my scalp tightening and see what a good TV."

When Pooh just picked up the remote control, I didn't take it too seriously. I didn't have the habit of watching TV. I didn't turn on the TV in the past few days. Instead, I played the theater in my own mind, or played Amy and threw it at me. Ipad and the like.

But as the TV screen turned from dark to bright, I suddenly accelerated my heart and realized that there was a big crisis in front of me.

Nima has been transformed by Dr. Yu, and can receive satellite adult stations for free. The last time I watched TV was Dr. Yu.

This is to watch the rhythm of the A film with three girls.