I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

I was eating at the fireball uncle's house for dinner.

Dr. Yu called before and asked me where I went. My excuse was that I went home to take a summer homework and would soon go back without worrying about him.

It is difficult to understand that at the dinner table, Shu Zhe still wears a women's dress.

Although the upper body of the black and white striped T-shirt, barely can be said to be neutral clothing, but the lower body of the candy powder skirt, as well as the wearing of the sleek bangs long wig, obviously betrayed his true gender.

The reason why he wants to wear it like this is the result of the strong demands of Fireball Uncle, Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding. The minority obeys the majority, and I have to keep silent.

This set of women's clothing is also bought by Fireball Uncle these days. It seems to be prepared for Shu Zhe. You can go out to the casual clothes. God knows that this swearing swears that he will not overthrow the prostitute, but he will not be able to push down the abnormal uncle of the scorpion. .

Is it also intended to bring Shu Zhe "outdoor play" to see if it will be mistaken by acquaintances, the girl she is carrying is Shusha.

Of course, Shuzhe, who has no interest in the early days, promises to wear women's clothes to eat with them. It is conditional.

First of all, he wants to eat Pizza Hut's pizza takeaway. Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding are of course full of promises. They watched the two people fight for the money, and Shu Zhe smirked and smirked.

Then, and more importantly, the uncle must allow himself to go home, especially today in the night shift, not to stay strong overnight.

"Isn't it unplayable here," said Uncle Fireball, a little regrettable.

It’s fun to play with your sister, Shuzhe can only be played by you, your nephew is a fun thing.

"In any case... Anyway, I can't stay today." I don't know if I did a video chat with people. Shu Zhe's imitation of the girl's modality has been meticulous. Today, I was the first time I saw his all the pseudo-mothers. It is really awkward. My dog's eyes.

"Xiaohong, this Italian sausage is very good, do you want to try it." Fan Chuan sat on the left side of Shu Zhe and asked diligently.

Hey, don't be tempted to let the false mother eat sausages, why do I think the look on your face is very evil.

"Don't listen to him, this seafood pizza is delicious." Xiao Ding sitting on the right side of Shu Zhe, not to be outdone.

Xiaohong (I really can't call his male name again) keeps the love of the two men around him, and picks the pizza into a smaller piece that is easier to enter with a knife and fork.

Whenever the reason was unreasonable, the pizza was cut off or simply collapsed and the salad corn on the pizza was smashed, and the knives were put down, and the brows and knives were put together, and a small temper with the world was against her.

At this time, Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding immediately came over and whipped up the **** pizza that dared to make people angry, and offered the perfect piece of pizza that they thought they cut. If Xiao Hong chose who, another person I have to hate to gnash my teeth.

I am sitting far away from the fireball, probably in the opposite position of Shuzhe.

Because this take-away pizza is Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding, so the fireball uncle is also difficult to allow them to use their own family's table, anyway, they are not allowed to rely on them.

Looking at his nephew sandwiched between the two pursuers, like a social flower with a slap in the face, the fireball uncle complained to me a little bit:

"When Shuzhe became like this, I have some doubts now whether I remembered it wrong. In addition to my younger brother, Sasha also has a sister of watery Yanghua."

Don't add unnecessary settings to the squad leader. For Shu Zhe, who is more than 90% similar to his sister, the only spiritual defense that I can keep rational is Shuzhe. He is a man.

If Shu Zhe is really the sister of the squad leader Yang Hua, I can't hold it with confidence. All the delusions that can't be realized on the squad leader can be realized in her. Anyway, give her money afterwards.

Although the squad leader will one day find out that I am helping with her sister, then I shot and killed me, but I must have been assisted by "Little Red". The squad leader will kill a lot of people at the end. I will not die if I die. feel lonely.

"Ye Lin, Fan Chuan, Xiao Ding, Tang Jiang, and Su Dongpo, how are you all dead."

The lazy prince who was too lazy to look at the life and death book, patted the gavel and asked the following new ghosts.

"The diameter of 18.51 mm..."

"16.82 mm caliber..."

The answer is nothing more than the above two.

In addition, the fireball uncle is extremely depressed: he has no dime relationship with Su Dongpo, I hope that the prince will not call again.

"Uncle, how do you eat too much." Xiaohong seems to suddenly remember, he only cares about the love of Fan Chuan and Xiaoding, and left the uncle who just sent his iPad.

"You have to go back to your sister, I am a little lonely." Fireball uncle said truthfully.

"Uncle, don't be too sad." Xiaohong dialed his own forehead, slightly slanting the eyes of the bangs, and inadvertently made her eyes more smoke-filled.

"I don't want to work at night, I might come and borrow it." Xiaohong said with a caring elder. "If you don't force me, uncle, occasionally wear it now, it's not impossible." ""

"What,." Fan Chuan’s voice suddenly increased by eight degrees. "How can you make a self-investment in the red, and the sheep into the tiger?"

"Yes." Xiao Ding also said, "Although Fan Chuan is also a wolf, he is not qualified to say anything else..."

Xiaohong ignored the actions of the two pursuers and continued to say to the fireball uncle: "However, like the cat maid's shameful dress, I will not easily agree again, unless..."

A fascinating color appeared in her eyes.

"Unless the uncle wants to give me iPhone5s."

I am going to go, Shuzhe, you are playing with fire, you are suggesting that the fireball uncle, as long as you send your iPhone5s, then not only the cat maid, will dress up even more shameful will agree, you are not afraid to play with fire, for an iPhone5s I sold my own chrysanthemum.

But think carefully, since someone is willing to sell the kidney for the iPhone, then Shuzhe sells a daisy is not too bad.

Although Shuzhe's chrysanthemum, was smashed by the school doctor Chen Yingran in the name of "checking the prostate", the index finger wearing rubber gloves exploded once, it is not a complete sense of daisy...

After listening to the words of the blind man, the fireball uncle did not speak, the mouth seemed to be stealing, but there was worry in his eyes. In short, it was a very complicated expression.

"Xiaohong, you can't do this." Fan Chuan was heartbroken. "You can't get close to a metamorphosis uncle for a mobile phone. You want iPhone5s, I can buy it for you."

"Really." Xiaohong slightly widened his eyes like a cloud, and with a sigh of interest, he held a pointed chin with his wrist and asked without confidence.

"Don't listen to him." Xiao Ding couldn't help but grab the other hand that Xiaohong was idle. The smooth and tender touch made him stay for a while, but he quickly woke up and shouted to Fan Chuan:

"After you graduated from college, you didn't even find a job. What kind of capital is for Xiaohong to buy a mobile phone? If you want to buy it, I will buy it for Xiaohong."

Xiao Hong was allowed to hold his hand by Xiao Ding, and seemed very happy to see two men quarreling for themselves.

"Let your dog's paws go, you are a dead fat man." Fan Chuan countered Xiao Ding. "You are working in a broken pet hospital. Do you earn more? I will see more than 2,000 in a month. You If you don't eat or drink for at least two months, you can get enough of an iPhone5s."

"I..." Xiaoding's face was red. "I have already started to lose weight. Besides, I just have a big skeleton. The pet hospital is not really expensive, but I can go to another job. I also have a part-time job as a fake tiger at the zoo. It."

Xiaohong heard this and smiled lightly. It seemed that Xiao Ding was ridiculous and interesting to go to the zoo to install a big and stupid tiger in order to please himself.

"Cut, you can play fake tigers, I can't play fake Wusong." Fan Chuan disdainfully said, "In short, I have to ride on your head no matter what I do, I will never give you Xiaohong, I I will find a job soon. When the salary is definitely more than you, I must buy the iPhone5s for Xiaohong first."

Xiaohong is undecided, but he frowns and said to Xiao Ding: "You have hurt your arm." Xiao Ding hurriedly loosened his hand and could not apologize.

I really can't stand Shu Zhe's arrogance at the dinner table. I can't help but vomit: "Shu Zhe, are you publicly auctioning your own chrysanthemums?"

"Oh..." Shu Zhe immediately had a wounded expression, and the body slammed back on the back of the chair. The small white hand pressed on the chest of his own horse, as if the mind was greatly hurt.

"What do you mean by your kid," Fan Chuan took a stand up from his chair and threatened me with a fierce sorrow: "You dare to talk to my girlfriend so much, you don't want to live,"

"Xiaoye, you have a bit too much." Xiaoding was embarrassed to turn over my face and said weakly, "Xiaohong she just wants an iPhone5s..."

If you really want it, you can earn your own work. You don’t need to send out flyers in the wind and the sun. You sell fake women’s underwear and chat with the satyr. You can barely count on your own food. You only rely on the hairpin to sell your hair, let the man send you iPhone5s. what's up.

Just because it is more labor-saving.

The dignity of the man was all abandoned, forced by his uncle, wearing a maid to serve the other party for several days, grinding off the last bit of shame, wearing a women's dress to accompany the four men to eat, and began to openly rely on their own The identity of the pseudo-naughter suggests that the pursuer will send the gift.

I brought Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding today. The original intention was to use them as bodyguards. I didn't expect to change the camp so quickly to become your bodyguard. I don't want to touch you with one finger.

It is incomparably true that if the squad leader sees her younger brother, this is not a shame, and is proud of it, our meal is the last supper.

One counts one, starting with Fireball Uncle and me, taking turns to use the shotgun to carry out blood sacrifices, and paying homage to the male soul whose brother is gone.

Finally, not only is the appearance of the false mother, Shu Zhe has also begun to "pseudo" from the heart.

Anyway, it is very hard to be a man who is always bullied. The girlfriend who is married to Xiaoli is very expensive. In the end, he broke up with himself in the name of his lack of manhood.

It is still easy to be a pseudonym, knowing that he is a pseudonym, and there are people rushing to be their own boyfriends, and basically nothing is done, you can get a brand new iPhone5s in vain.

And seeing that I want to hit him, a chestnut chisel has not been made. I don’t know that a large part of me is due to heart disease. I thought I was afraid of his new two bodyguards. I feel that I can get out of my control. .

Do you still want to establish a "boyfriend bodyguard group" to ensure that you will never be bullied.

You are waiting to play off. Sooner or later, those prospective boyfriends who are deceived by you will take turns to bully your chrysanthemums. By then, this **** shop will be humanitarian and sponsor your 1500 ml of lubricating fluid. I wish you all a good time.