I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

"Uncle Fireball, the person to be killed by Shusha's shotgun is yourself."

After transferring the negotiating position to another bedroom, I closed the door and I said to the fireball uncle.

"Nonsense, why do my niece kill me." The fireball uncle was unfair. "Sasha's shooting method is taught by me. I am her uncle. She is not ungrateful when she kills me."

I made a sly smile on my face. "Under the fireball, you let Shuzhe serve as a pseudonym, and you are worthy of Shusha's parents."

The fireball uncle was stunned, thinking for a while, defending himself: "I just can't vomit in my chest, and I can get rid of Shuzhe."

"Really?" I asked. "Listen to Shuzhe, you are browsing the product pages of lubricants and sausages. You don't want to explode Shuzhe's chrysanthemums. The most unforgivable thing is that you still see Not my online store product page."

"I really want to buy it, buy my home."

I accidentally entered the mode of the owner of the Happy Valley Sex Shop.

"Buy your home." Uncle Fireball rounded the cow's eyes. "My right arm is like this because I bought your fake and shoddy products."

"Uncle Fireball, you are not safe." I said because of heart disease, "In addition to the early pseudo-mother items, the later products are sent to you by Shu Zhe, strictly speaking, You are not buying the goods of 'my family', but the goods of your own home."

Uncle Fireball frowned. "Why, the delivery party on the courier will always write the address of your home. If it is the address of my nephew, I will not find the problem."

"Under the fireball, you are calm~~~ Otherwise, the IQ is pulled down~~~~" I sipped the water from the water dispenser without hesitation. "The things that Shuzhe sent to you are just as bad. The courier can pick up the goods at the door and deliberately choose when the sister is not at home, but if there is any problem with the goods, if you want to return the goods, it will be terrible to be discovered by your sister."

"So write the shipping address of our home, leave my contact information, all the follow-up questions will be returned to me."

"And the fireball uncle, why don't you say it, the delivery address you left is not a forest keeper's hut." I was right. "The address you stayed in is a small town under the mountain, or let others collect it. The bad things dare to be collected."

The fireball uncle didn’t listen, but when I heard that, I started to suffer:

"The Shoulin people's hut must climb the mountain to get up, the courier is not willing to send it, and if he is the responsibility of being eaten by the bear, the earliest Tenga aircraft cup I bought was actually thrown by the courier at the foot of the mountain, let me I went down the mountain and took it. When I arrived, the express packaging had been split by the monkey."

I am going to go, this monkey has evolved slightly faster. The high-tech airplane cup that humans have condensed into centuries of wisdom has almost been tried by you.

"So I let the old Liu of the Yamashita hotel collect it for me. The ginseng I dig is sold to him. He is mad, and he is not interested in anything other than the medicine that can increase his skill."

Our pair of buyers and sellers blamed each other for a long time, only to find that they have responsibilities, and no one is completely innocent.

"Ye Lin." Fireball uncle's eyes glared at his own wedding photo on the wall. "I think the trick is a grasshopper on the line, no one can run."

"Hey, what does this mean?"

"Cut, I also said that my IQ is low." The fireboard uncle's bedside table knocked loudly. "My brother is only Shu Zhe's son. Salsa is only a brother of Shu Zhe. Now we should be outside, let Shu Zhe wear women's underwear." , cultivated his strange hobby, and made two men contend for their girlfriend..."

"It's three men." I held out my finger and reminded me, "There is another practice Taekwondo called Tang Jiang, but he still doesn't know that Shu Zhe is a man."

"You are doing this." Fireball Uncle was stimulated by the number of irresponsible growth seekers. "If Sasha knows that her brother is chased by three men, and the initiator is you and me, what will she do?" ”

"Can you really collapse us?" I asked tentatively.

"How can't it." Uncle Fireball shot the thigh. "I know the character of Salsa best. She also loves this younger brother. If I know that I have not increased the manhood of Shu Zhe, but also..."

Uncle Fireball said that I was also quite guilty: When I first deceived Shu Zhe as a rope model, I told the squad leader that I would help Shu Zhe to conduct sports training so that he could get the sports test in the future.

As a result, the purpose of sports compliance was not met, but the pseudo-nature was up to standard, and the back of the **** was chasing three men. This record has already made many girls want to cry.

The squad leader knows the truth and will cry, not the tears of sorrow, but the blood and tears flowing from the heart.

"Make the only boy in my family like this. I will punish you for the replacement of Shu's ancestral ancestors."

“Hey.” “Hey.”

After the two guns rang, I couldn’t afford the fireball, but the squad leader didn’t have the joy of revenge, because her brother is now dating six men every day, and the gifts she received are filled with empty rooms.

After swallowing and spitting, I had to admit that the fireball uncle said yes. If Shuzhe’s true motherhood is known by her sister, I will be less than a fireball, and 80% will be slaughtered by Shusha.

Suddenly I remembered that today, with Xiao Ding and Fan Chuan, not only to prevent Shu Zhe from being blasted, but also to eliminate the hidden dangers on the head of the squad leader.

So I said seriously: "Uncle Fireball, you are Lolita."

"Also, it is not too much control..." In this respect, Uncle Fireball is not as strong as Director Cao.

"I can't control it at all." I suddenly raised the volume. "You said, Shusha went to the forest area to look for you when he was 12 years old. When you taught her to shoot, did you take advantage of her?"

Uncle Fireball immediately turned into a pig liver color. "I... How can I get a black hand from a relative girl? At that time, I didn't learn the computer. I didn't start surfing the Internet. I was at most touching the head of Salsa."

"That now." I am chasing after him. "Now you have fallen into a metamorphosis. Now, have you ever thought about the black hand to Shusha? You are not the uncle who she once respected, she will not guard against you. ”

"I..." There was a big sweat on the face of the fireball, and the brow wrinkled into a mess.

"I also feel that I am so embarrassed to fall into such a disgrace. I have to blame the Japanese and Americans for making too many network colors. But... I am also a salsa's uncle, no matter what. To her disadvantage, at least in front of Sasha, to maintain the tall image I once had."

Seeing the sincerity of his words, I was a little relieved and asked half-jokingly: "Uncle Fireball, you are actually afraid to eat Shusha's gun."

When I used language to circulate, the squad leader made it clear that if she was violated, she would never be shy and silent, but she must resolutely report to the police. If the law does not give her justice, she will use her shotgun to seek justice.

"You don't look down on me." Uncle Fireball said seriously. "Although Salsa's shotgun is really terrible, I didn't use it for this reason. I didn't do anything to her. The kind of thing that is not as good as a beast. If I did, I would like to have a salsa. My parents are worthy of my brother."

"That..." Although I want to boast the uncle, there is still some conscience, but I still vomited: "You don't have a black hand on Shusha, only to Shuzhe's black hand, you are worthy of your brother."

"How can it be the same," Fireball uncle squinted at me and said, "The pseudonym will not be pregnant."

I rub, you still want to let Shu Zhe pregnant, it seems that if I don't come to save people today, you really put Shu Zhe on the chrysanthemum, although I can definitely confirm that the monitor is not dangerous, I am relieved, also I don't care much about Shuzhe's chrysanthemum...

"Uncle Fireball..." I tapped the beat on the dresser with my fingertips. "You really bought the lubricating fluid and the sausages online, and you should be delivered to the door after a while."

"I didn't buy those things." Fireball didn't admit, "I did browse online, but I didn't buy it."

"Then what you bought, you said to Shu Zhe, what is the 'surprise' to be given to him after dinner."

"It’s not a surprise to say it in advance."

"It must be something worse... is it so bad that even my online store doesn't sell it, you have to go to someone else to buy it."

I am still worried about the fireball uncle who bought other people's home.

"The SB will continue to buy things at your home. I have been so big and have not received any lesson."

Said Cao Cao Cao Cao arrived, I was discussing the express with the fireball uncle, the doorbell rang outside, and there was a young man’s voice saying: "Send the courier."

It seems that I was worried that I was rushing to collect the express delivery. The fireball uncle quickly got up and went to the living room to open the door to the other party. Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding also looked out from Shu Zhe's bedroom to check the situation.

If it is the former me, I will definitely grab the front of the courier in the first time, but now I have to pay attention to the heart problem and reduce unnecessary actions.

And who knows whether this express is a cash on delivery, you bought the props for the Shu Shu chrysanthemum, why I have to pay, I am not interested in Shu Zhe's chrysanthemum.

After the fireball uncle signed, the courier rushed to send the next one, and the wind and fire left, and I, Fan Chuan, Xiao Ding, three people surrounded the fireball in the middle, waiting for him to open the courier box face to face.

"Uncle fireball, do not tell lies in front of the real person, you will open the courier, let us see what it is."

"That's right, Su Dongpo, you quickly dismantle the express, what do you think of Xiao Hongan, we will know the contents of the express."

"If there is a lubricating fluid and a sausage in the inside, I Fan Chuan immediately smokes you."