I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

Nima, although she knows that only Fireball Uncle and Shu Zhe are at home, the sound that comes out through the door is still too much like the cry of a real girl.

Psychologists have done special research, clothing, this thing has a strong psychological suggestion for people.

For example, wearing a super-luxury diamond button suit, you will feel that you are a rich second generation, wearing a patched rags, you will feel that you are awkward (small nonsense).

An example of approaching life is to wear a sturdy military uniform, and you will feel that you have more manly temperament and increased combat effectiveness. Many German youths are eager to join the army. It is said that a large part of the reason is that they are wearing handsome Nazi uniforms. I don't know if it is true or not.

In summary, Shuzhe, who wore a pseudo-nature dress and wore a maid's costume, naturally received strong psychological hints. After being wronged, she naturally cried with a voice close to women.

Anyway, according to the online method, he practiced "pseudo-sound" for a while, and also paid video chat with "caraway stuffed buns". I think Shuzhe has developed a habit of automatically using "pseudo-sound" when wearing women's clothes.

"Bastard, what did he do to Xiaohong?" Hearing the cry inside the door, Fan Chuan couldn't help himself, and he would go to the door.

When I came out from the VIP building today, I borrowed a pair of Amy's large sunglasses to wear it. At this time, I stood between Xiao Ding and Fan Chuan. It was like a triad boss and brought people to collect loan sharks.

In fact, it is not just these two people who care about Xiaohong. Tang Jiang, the cap of the Taekwondo Hall, is also one of Xiaohong’s pursuers, but because he doesn’t know that Xiaohong is Shuzhe, he can’t bring him.

Probably not my illusion, I think this time I met, I feel that Xiao Ding and Fan Chuan have more muscles than they did last time, as if they were exercising in the dark.

You are trying to win the favor of the false mother, to shape yourself a good figure, love is really the best diet pills.

Since you have all exercised, today's uniform fireball uncle is even more suspenseful. After all, he suffered a severe laceration in his right arm and is still in a period of rehabilitation.

Before Fan Xi went up to the door, the door opened from the inside, and the light brown face of the fireball was exposed.

"Who are you looking for?"

I have to say that the image on the Internet and the image of the real person are often a gap of one thousand and eight thousand miles.

Judging from the online chat of Fireball Uncle, I thought that Fireball Uncle is a wretched fat man who is similar to Director Cao regardless of his size and temperament. He saw a real person today, but found that it was not the case at all.

Compared with Xiao Ding and Fan Chuan, he is more like a thug of the protection fee. The muscles protruding under the green vest, although not as exaggerated as I am, show the owner in a more practical manner. The jungle veteran identity.

The height is a little shorter than my dad, but overall it is more solid, wide chin, and a light scar near the ear, more flaunted by his manly ambition, far away, no seeing "fireball uncle" Wretched, only saw a sturdy defender Shu Dongbo.

However, if you look closely, Shu Dongbo's eyes are still not as sharp as the squad leader. It seems that the hero is not mentioning the bravery of the year. Now he has already been sick, and he is slowly seeping from the depths of his eyes.

Looking over his shoulder, you can see that the door of one of the bedrooms was closed. I thought Shuzhe would cry in that bedroom, and now the crying is too small to hear.

Xiao Ding and Fan Chuan did not expect that the fireball uncle was such a appearance, and was taken off by the momentum of the other party. However, in front of the competitors, no one would be willing to show weakness, so he took the courage and went back to the fire and questioned the fireball uncle:

"You are abusing Shuzhe."

"You actually abused your nephew... handed over the little red."

Listening to us talking about this, the fireball's uncle's face changed. In order not to let the neighbors misunderstand themselves, they hurriedly opened the door with a 30-degree angle and turned it into 90 degrees, and used our eyes to signal us to go in and say.

It’s really that the artist is daring. He may have forgotten that he is no more than he used to be. Because he was scratched by a bear, he now has a thin left arm and a thin right arm. He does not use it when he is inconvenient, but he also feels that he is a fistula. More, and used to the left hand.

"You guys are Shu Zhe's classmates."

After closing the door, Uncle Fireball stood in the living room and asked the three of us to sit down and ask directly.

Your IQ is quite high. It is not the squad's uncle. I immediately know that among the three of us, one of them is Shuzhe's alumnus, and it is still the shopkeeper who has been selling you fake items.

The problem is that you can't see it. Xiao Ding and Fan Chuan are college students. I wear a pair of sunglasses, and then I am tall. You can't tell who is a junior high school student.

I am XX, you are OO, Laozi is not so old. Someone misunderstood me as a high school student. As a result, there is no flaw in the college students.

Very angry, took off the sunglasses, I want the fireball uncle to see that I am not a college student.

I saw my very representative and fierce gaze, and the fireball uncle, immediately subconsciously, righteously said:

"Stealing trees is a very serious illegal act. If the number is large, it is subject to a term of imprisonment of three years or less..."

Do you still feel that you are nursing the forest? Do you still feel that you are a forest guard? The face of Laozi is like a lawless person. When you see me, I feel that I am swindling the forest. .

However, after I picked up the sunglasses, Fireball Uncle finally found out that among the three of them, I was the youngest, and Shu Zhe’s classmates should be me.

"Hey, this kid is Ye Lin, you deceive me so much."

I have to use my left hand to cover my fore chest. I am very bossy and waved my hand, so that Xiao Ding and Fan Chuan are in front.

I am inconvenient in my heart now, or my mind is hot, even if I am the squad leader’s uncle, I can’t correct it.

The living room is a very common place. I sat down in the middle of the sofa and sat down to the fireball.

"I want to use violence to solve problems when I come up. It is the habit of primary school students. If I am an adult, I will sit down and talk with me."

In fact, I personally like to use violence to solve problems. Unfortunately, we are not allowed to use violence for the time being.

"Talk to me, what are you talking about." Uncle Fireball is still very angry, but was stopped by Xiao Ding and Fan Chuan, and could not reach me in a moment.

I tilted my legs on the sofa. "Of course, I talk about a fool. I can't tell the difference between men and women. I have to buy the fake clothes of the false mother. I don't sell it to him. He has to give me a bad review..."

When the fireball uncle was on, he was a little blush. Strictly speaking, he mistakenly bought a fake mother's clothing and had a very important relationship with himself. Even if he forced me to sell it to him, it would not be an exaggeration, quite a bit self-sufficient and self-sufficient. the meaning of.

"What, you bought Xiaohong's close-fitting clothing." Fan Chuan almost spurted out the fire from his eyes. "You, the ghost uncle, what you used to do, give it to me."

I always feel that Fan Chuan wants Xiaohong’s personal clothing, and I plan to use it myself to do some ghosts.

"Don't make a noise." Xiao Ding reminded him. "Let's see how Xiaohong is doing now. Why did she cry?"

"That's still asking." If you don't look at the fireballs and the muscles are full, Fan Chuan has definitely smashed his feet. "It is absolutely the first to make Xiaohong first, and then, from the inside out, thoroughly." Insulting, anyway, Xiaohong dressed like a cat maid, I can't help it."

While sorrowful, the bedroom that rushed to the door shouted: "You don't want to cry, Xiaohong, I will comfort you now, rest assured, I will not dislike you, as long as you will, I will take care of you forever." ”

Although the fireball uncle also guessed that the person I brought was the person who knew the identity of Shuzhe’s wife, similar to the online shop customer, but did not expect Fan Chu to be so bold, and directly proposed to his nephew.

So staying in place did not move, let Fan Chu open the bedroom door, to see the Shuzhe inside.

After the door opened, I saw Shu Zhefu beside the bed, barefoot and knees touching the ground, and a soft black cat tail was pulled from under the maid's skirt, and a pair of cat ears with a wig color were worn on the head. I cried my eyes, and I saw a little daughter who was still pity.

Dressing is bad in a sense, but in a sense it is amazing.

Anyway, if the squad leader dares to wear it like this, I will dare to become a beast, who will die if my heart rate is too fast.

However, although Shu Zhe's dress is very H, but the clothes are neat, there is no trace of infringement (at least not bursting with chrysanthemum).

"How is it for Xiao Xiaohong?" Fan Chuan saw Shu Zhe, who was dressed as a cat maid at first glance, and became excited and stuttered.

Xiao Ding, who was between me and Uncle Fireball, took a step back from the heart, as if she had been shot by the cupid of the cupid.

I remember a mythical story saying that Cupid loved to debate with the mad **** one day. The mad **** repudiated Cupid, and he was so angry that he dug up Cupid's eyes. As a result, the main **** Zeus was mad and gave Cupid a "guide dog". Later, the person who commanded Cupid to target young men and women with the Golden Bow Silver Arrow was a crazy guy.

"Love is crazy, love is blind."

The above statement is said to have come from this.

Cupid, you 瞎B, mad god, you also give me back to the mental hospital. You two can't even distinguish between **** now.

Shu Zhe saw someone coming to comfort, not to say what happened to him, but to cry more and more, Fan Chuan was in a hurry to do next to anxious, saying some swearing swears, he will be like Shu Zhe in the future.

Xiao Ding observed that the fireball uncle did not seem to do anything with me, and then I nodded with a slight nod, then followed Fan Chuan, also went around Shuzhe.

At once, there were two men to comfort themselves. In the process, there was still a lot of jealousy and disappointment. Although Shu Zhe still buried his face on the bed, his shoulders were shaking very hard, but the crying could no longer be heard.

Let's enjoy it a bit, and enjoy the feeling of being cared for and being cared for.

When you are a boy, you are not being beaten by the Tangjiang group on the riverside, or by Li Cunzhuang in the sand pit, or by me whenever I want to play.

As a result, the fake mother has become the object of men's competition. Tang Jiang does not know that your true identity can be neglected for the time being, but Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding Mingming know that you are a false mother and care about you from the heart.

Uncle Fireball is a bit stupid, and his nephew is being pursued by two college boys, not his own prostitute, but his own nephew.