I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

Pooh felt that the reason why I would downgrade Xiaoqin back to childhood was probably because she had reverted to me and was discovered by Xiaoqin.

She is totally worried.

Since Xiao Qin is willing to teach Winnie the martial arts, he should not care about it.

Pooh is a rare gift of Xiao Qin. She has never had a female friend who can communicate on an equal footing, that is, the closest to the existence of "friends."

Anyway, men do not have one or two brothers, it is very easy to be psychopathic, and women should not be short of girlfriends.

From a certain point of view, it is because Xiao Qin saw that Pooh threw me down and mistakenly thought that she had been betrayed. It was the first time she realized the importance of girlfriends to herself.

In the flower field of Uncle Zhang, Xiaoqin once said sadly: "Since then, apart from Ye Lin, I am a person again..."

Inadvertently I tasted the friendship from Winnie, and I was suffering from it. I think this is actually a good sign. The purpose of the "Yimei Tune" plan is to let Xiaoqin learn to socialize normal people, and normal people. There should be brothers or girlfriends, that is, the so-called "base friends" or "ji friends."

I looked at Pooh, who was also sitting on the sofa drinking mineral water. A band-aid on her left face just happened to me, making me feel that she is more like a "friend" than "Ji You".

However, Pooh is a professional girlfriend, senior Jiyou, we can count on the fingers.

Pooh is the squad leader's girlfriend. In the activities of broadcasting gymnastics, station queues, etc., Pooh, as a sports committee member, did not have much to maintain order with the squad leader, and once caused Zhuang Ni's embarrassment.

In addition, when they played volleyball, they also cooperated with each other. The two of them wore white volleyball suits. When the game was in sync, the rate was bursting, and it was no exaggeration to describe it with "flying wings."

With the squad leader as the contact link, Pooh is also the big horn and PHS, as well as the girlfriends of the palace color.

The palace may not want to admit it, because on the surface, Pooh bullied herself and smashed her skirt and touched her chest, but she could not deny that if other people (especially boys) bullied the palace color, Pooh would also The first one jumped out to stop, quite a meaning that "Miyazumi can only bully me."

Pooh is Amy's girlfriend. Needless to say, although Amy is the owner of Pooh every day, she can't change the fact that the two of them are actually girlfriends. Amy still manages my brother every day as a "dead man". .

In the end, Pooh is infinitely close to the girlfriends of Xiaoqin. I think it is indispensable to think of Pooh directly as the girlfriend of Xiaoqin.

As far as I know, there are so many people, including Amy and Xiaoqin, two people who are hard to have a girlfriend.

Rose Sanjie can not be regarded as the girlfriend of Xiaoqin. At best, it is just under the hand. It is said that after three of them graduated from He Ling, they were sent to South Korea to go to high school (probably in the Korean cosmetic industry).

Before leaving, the three people cried and cried to find Xiaoqin to bid farewell. Xiaoqin was in the gap between taking care of her mother, went out to meet with them, and also counted the duties of the "first generation."

Pooh made a girlfriend who was so professional, and had to admit that she did have many advantages for being a girlfriend.

For example: enough loyalty, no heart, straight rectum, no vengeance, will not betray you, you don't know if you sell her.

Although the work is more rash, sometimes it is good to do bad things, but seeing her sincere when she comes to "help" and sincere remorse after doing something bad, you can't really be angry with her.

In addition, although the tone is not too strict, the mouth is a bit big, but in any case, there is no big speaker, among the girls who like to say gossip, it is not bad.

Suddenly I realized that Ren Peng was bullied by my quasi-righteous sister Xiao Qin, and now I am being bullied by my real sister Amy. It is really a model in the "cousin".

And Pooh first made Amy's girlfriend, and now it is not easy to make Xiaoqin's girlfriend. It's not easy for me to have a problem with my sister. I will help you to correct it.

After careful consideration, I first told Vigny that I broke up with Xiao Qin and had nothing to do with her.

"Vini, you still remember." I asked, "The earliest you dressed as a Pleasant Goat, when I saw me and Xiaoqin in the amusement park, we would not let you disclose our relationship to the students. The reason is that And."

"The reason is not that the mother of Xiaoqin, let Auntie oppose your early love." Pooh finally did not forget this.

"Yes." I clap my hands, "So my breakup with Xiaoqin is just to make any aunt, I, we will one day be compounded."

Because I thought of the way to convince Pooh, I was a little bit smug, and I accidentally said that I would be compounded with Xiaoqin, although I don’t know how to do it in the future...

"Hey, why do you want to break up in order to be an aunt?" Pooh still didn't understand.

"This is not easy." I chuckled. "When I am missing, who saved me?"

"It’s Xiaoqin, what can I ask..."

I pointed to my temple and prompted Vinedo to move my mind. "You are stupid. Xiaoqin risked his life to save me. Others know that Auntie knows, this time we are dealing with things, of course. I can't beat her, but she is too angry to crash in the middle of the road."

"Ah..." Pooh opened his mouth, as if he had been dragged ashore, and he was amazed by the sudden realization.

"So," I said with a long voice. "Xiaoqin was very guilty because she was in love with me. She felt very guilty when she was injured in a car accident. So we calmed down. We both broke up temporarily, and when we were older, we were aunt." Don't give birth to our anger, and then recombine."

Oh, my lie is perfect. I want to thank Dr. Yu for lying to lie to my dad and give me inspiration. The so-called "read 300 poems of Tang poetry will not swear." After listening to too many lies, I even count Can not become a big liar, can also become a small liar.

This lie, one stone and two birds, can continue to be disguised as a couple in front of Amy and Xiao Qin, not to make Wei Ni feel strange, but also to make Pooh the same as before, to others, the relationship between me and Xiao Qin is tight-lipped.

I am so good, this is the most perfect lie I have ever said.

However, because of the "sickness" attribute of viral heart disease, I now have to lie like other weak people to protect myself. It is a bit sad to think about it.

"It turns out." Pooh patted the thigh under his skirt and said loudly, "I said that Xiaoqin did not say why you broke up. It turned out that I was afraid of hearing any Auntie in the ward."

"Right." I quickly added another fire. "You don't know. I have seen the aunts two times in the past few days, and let Auntie face me. It's really..."

Because the hospital where Auntie was staying was behind the Qingzi Academy, I was accompanied by Pentax, and I used to go to the aunt’s ward. It was because both of them were not in the same place, but my father was taking care of him. One of them also saw Ren Hongde.

Ren Hongde, as an insider, did not ask him to negotiate with Ai Shuqiao and other relevant information, telling me that Dad and Ren Ayi, he has a self-confidence and feudal parents to solve all the troubles.

It just seems to inadvertently ask my dad: "Can you teach high school students." As if in the dark, I plan to give a dad who used to be a university lecturer to make a errand in his high school.

"Cut, how can Auntie give you a good look." Pooh, who was easily fooled by my lies, ignored her wearing a skirt and crossed her right leg on her left leg. Fortunately, she was no one opposite, otherwise she would Was seen.

"You have given your daughter asleep, 14 years old, change to be me, I have interrupted your leg early..." Pooh, "you deserve it," continue to drink his own mineral water.

"Whoever slept Xiaoqin." I think this misunderstanding must be corrected. "I... I did kiss with Xiaoqin, but I did not do anything further."

In fact, it should have been done, at least once has been pushing the edge, but not the last step is always true.

"Oh." The mineral water that Pooh drank in, ejected from her mouth like a water arrow, sprinkled splendidly on the carpet in the living room.

"No." Pooh, despite the mouth and still flowing water, asked me, "Isn't that, I pushed you back a few days ago, almost grabbed in front of Xiaoqin and took away your virgin body."

That, compared with my virgin body, it is still more precious for your virgin body. You are so excited because you are almost more sorry for Xiao Qin.

I am really not mistaken, you are indeed the best girlfriend of the year.

"Cough, cough," Pooh coughed for a while because of drowning, frowning and recalling.

"No wonder... I asked Xiaoqin when you were working on the bed, she was always vague..."

"Oh." This time it was my turn to spray water. We are not going to wet all the carpets in Room 103. We will not give up.

"You ask this kind of thing, you are too big and big."

"Hey, Ye Lin, what a fuss, what is the relationship between girlfriends, who will exchange boyfriends for not giving force, some of my aunts will, if the boyfriend has any abnormal behavior in that area, it will be Complain."

No, no, the scope of your women’s communication is too wide, and men will never exchange their girlfriend’s performance in bed.

Pooh wiped her mouth with a paper towel on the coffee table and handed it to me.

"Hey, I asked Xiaoqin, 'Ye Lin is not rough,' ‘Is it only good to be self-satisfied,’, Xiaoqin is not perfunctory, it is a mouthful of mouth, describing you as wide as the Three Gorges Dam...”

"Hey, what is the description of the Three Gorges Dam? I am like the Three Gorges Dam."

"I am also surprised, I thought that Xiaoqin was coming over, but I think her knowledge in that aspect is not reliable than what I got from the A film..."

Master Pooh, my sister-in-law makes you laugh, you read the A film, and the teacher who is only watching the girl cartoon and a little H comic, is completely qualified.

"As a result, the two of you have not done it before, and you have almost been cheated by you. Fortunately, I am not clever enough to be cheated by you..."

Sorry, in fact, less than 3 minutes ago, you were cheated again by me, but please believe that this is a good lie, in addition, easy to be cheated, is not one of your advantages as a girlfriend.