I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

I went back to my room, just put on a black tight-fitting vest, and before I had time to find Obama's dried meat, I heard the door of the hotel, near the back door of the special education school, the tires rubbed against the ground, and the engine roared. sound.

Hey, isn’t the big trumpet’s food microblog really have so many fans, she passed a few photos last night and wrote a dozen words of travel experience, which attracted so many tourists, great, I heard the so-called "There is a Weibo class", which can resist the demolitions, and can call on fans to boycott Japanese goods. Compared with our ordinary folks, the big horn is equivalent to having been cultivated to the Yuan Ying period.

I curiously went out to watch the excitement and found out that it was not the case at all.

As soon as he stepped out of the hotel door, he found that the old and the small two entomologists were covered in bandages and sitting in a wheelchair.

"You are a little king and eight lambs."

"You are an old bastard."

"Tell me not to scream people, you have to call, this time is good, attracting so many people who want to make a fortune."

"Why can you only ask your son, don't let me call my brother, and then I will catch it, and you will pounce on my feet, so that we can get into the ravine."

"Crap, baby butterfly how can you get this little rabbit scorpion."

"I **** you..."

The two serious injuries were not discussed. Behind them, 17 or 8 cars were parked, and vans, jeeps, and motorcycles continued to increase.

The people who came down from the car were mostly full of flesh and blood. Although they were holding insect nets and even larger fishing nets in their hands, unsuspecting people saw that they would never think they were catching bugs. On the contrary, it is like to participate in the rogue competition, the election of "the first hooligan of the winter city" glorious title.

"I heard that as long as you catch the butterfly, there will be 500,000 yuan."

A bald-headed man with a splayed character, holding a large fishing net in his hand, said with a strong momentum.

"Isn't it? This is much faster than collecting protection fees."

"It’s not 500,000 yuan, but 500,000 dollars. I heard that the dollar is exchanged for 1:6...500,000 times and 6 is equal to how much...”

The pupils’ questions are not going to be true, and they can only do this promising job.

I got the news, and I came to participate in the search for the butterfly and catch the butterfly. The people who are over 20 years old are all idlers. The more they gather, the more the front door of the hotel is crowded, and they are desperately asking the two entomologists for the target butterfly. Characteristics.

"Is it blue? I dyed the ordinary butterfly blue with blue ink. Can I mix it?"

"Mix your mother, you think foreigners are fools."

"Old gentleman, you are so hurt, you can't catch the butterfly yourself. It's better to let your son who knows the butterfly, to act with us, and to share the rewards."

After a very wise hooligan made this request, others began to compete for the son of the old entomologist.

The small entomologist, the college student who had just worked very hard, was very hurt, but he called a lot of brothers, so he is a self-contained one, and it is also a must for the blue butterfly.

"In other words, is it really worth so much money? I found out on Taobao that some blue butterfly will sell for 300 yuan." Some people also questioned.

Your dear friend, you are pitted, the kind of ordinary blue butterfly specimen with flaws, obviously 200 pieces should be 包邮.

"Yes, it's not wrong, it's not worth it. Let's go." Someone wants others to withdraw from the competition.

"The fourth child, you are stupid, I heard that the butterfly on the Tsui Song Hill, what is the blue butterfly subspecies, tens of thousands of times more expensive than the average blue butterfly."

"Where is it expensive?" The fourth is still not open. "Why add a ‘subspecies', it is worth so much money.”

"If you are stupid, you still don't believe it. You don't want to think about it. The stamps and banknotes that are printed wrongly are different from normal ones. Why are they so valuable?

"The boss is right, fourth, you think so. If you are a 'subspecies of humanity', scientists will have to take you to the institute and study all day."

The old four were shocked: "How do you know that I am a subspecies of humanity?"

I am going to go, this rogue is not only low IQ, but also a rogue with a second illness.

All kinds of wonderful people gathered in Cuisong Mountain. This rhythm is going to happen. Our classmates in the second (3) class are still watching the scenery at the top of the mountain camp, eating barbecue, and know nothing about the upcoming butterfly-carrying army.

Pulling out the mobile phone, I was ready to call the squad leader, so that she had prepared for it, but I found out that from the two black Mercedes sedans, five of them were wearing high-level mountaineering clothes, but their faces were long and sloppy. young people.

,, not the five tigers of the criminal department, who can be.

"You come over and make fun." I screamed.

Walking in front of the penalty star, the first one found me standing at the door of the hotel, surprised, and immediately ran with my brothers to say hello to me.

"Ye Big Brother, why are you here too?"

"Is it also to catch the blue butterfly, Ye Ye brother is very efficient, look at your way to wait for work... You came here last night."

I really thought about catching the blue butterfly yesterday, but I saw it running from my eyes.

There was once a rare butterfly flying to me, but I didn't cherish it. When I lost it, I regretted it. The most painful thing in the world is this. If God gives me another chance to start from scratch, I will The butterfly that flew away said three words: "Ya Yudie." If I had to let this butterfly exchange something, I hope it is: 500,000 dollars.

I saw that the five tigers of the criminal department each took the insect net, but they were still very advanced and professional insect nets. I couldn’t help but reach out and say to them:

"Is there anything extra, there is extra to lend me one."

"Yes, there are extras." The penalty star rushed to offer the insect net in his hand. "Ye Big Brother wants, even if there is no need to say it."

I took the aluminum alloy telescopic rod of the insect net and asked: "Some of you are rich second generation, why come to join in the fun, come to Cui Songshan to grab the blue butterfly."

"Ye Big Brother sees what you said." The criminal star scratched his face all over his face. "We are at the middle level of the Qingzi Academy, which is more than we have money."

"Yeah, yeah, even if you have money, you are a parent. Where are they willing to give us $500,000?"

"And this thing is now spread across the city, so many people come to grab, if we are robbed, it is not a very face-to-face thing, when the road uploads our heroic deeds, Ye Da Ge also has a face on your face. Light."

The five tigers of the criminal department smiled happily, as if they felt that it was a good thing to come to Cui Songshan.

"Can you swim?" I suddenly asked.

"Hey." The criminal star wondered, "How can I catch a butterfly and swim? Is this butterfly living in the water?"

"Oh, it’s a ‘subspecies’, it’s amazing.”

"Is it the ‘Atlantis’ butterfly.”

I tapped the telescopic rod of the insect net in my hand to calm them down, and set the majesty of the big brother to tell them:

"Don't look down on nature. Although Cuisong Mountain has been developed as a tourist attraction, it is very primitive and dangerous because of the small traffic."

It may be that some of the squad leader’s lines have been borrowed, but the five tigers of the criminal department do not know anyway.

"You have to go up the mountain to catch the blue butterfly, I don't stop you..."

The five tigers of the criminal department looked at the insect net in my hand and smiled.

"But..." I raised the volume. "Give me the safety. Don't swim, don't get close to the water. The cliffs and deep trenches also give me a distance."

In order to let them know the serious consequences of negligence, I pointed to the two entomologists who were still on the wheel and were bandaged.

"You are a little ****."

"You are an old ****, I am ** your ** **."

After seeing them, the five criminals were very inspired. They said that they would pay attention to safety and would not fall into the same situation as the mummies.

At this time, he once told the old entomologist that the very wise hooligan who wanted to cooperate with his son began to ask about the accommodation of the hotel. He was ready to fight a protracted war.

I heard that there was something happening in the back door of the school. The headmaster of the special education school and the two security guards who rushed to the wind, saw so many vicious people around the hotel door, and they were all sweated.

"You, what are you doing?" The headmaster was desperately brave, and the two security guards behind him also nervously held the batons that were rarely used at the waist.

"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid." The wise hooligans advised, "We are insect lovers. I heard that there are rare species on the Tsui Song Mountain, so I came here. Is there any room available for this hotel? ”

The headmaster raised his glasses and frowned. "There are some, but they are catching up with the students' wild games. They are already half full. The rest can live in people, probably only 11 or 2..."

"Then give me 6 first." The wise rogue immediately handed a stack of banknotes, which is considered a deposit for accommodation.

"Hey, I have six at a time, and you still let others live." The competitors protested later.

The wise hooligan smiles, "First come, first served, I leave half of the room for you, it is enough."

"Ah, boss, I want two." The competitor who responded at this time, the headmaster of the glasses called the "boss", and waved the banknotes, rushing to the head of the principal.

"Don't give him the room, give it to us." Another person squeezed it up. "I doubled my accommodation."

"I am three times, I have to rent for a month, and I will give the accommodation fee now."

The people who are thinking about making a fortune have poured money into the hands and pockets of the headmaster of the glasses. The headmaster of the glasses is terrible, and his expression is like a popular stripper in a nightclub.

Nima, really, as Shu Zhe said, as long as there are rare and rare butterflies on the Cui Song Mountain, there will be a large group of financial fans coming to the wind, and the room of the special education school’s affiliated hotel will be robbed. .

The phrase is awkward, but Shuzhe’s suggestion is to let us make up rumors. The current situation is indeed true, and because the blue butterfly subspecies is worth $500,000, it will be extremely fierce.

My classmates at the top of the mountain will not have anything to do. This is equivalent to the beleaguered sect of the Nine Gates.