I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

I put the Swiss army knife that Xiaoqin returned to me in the shorts trouser pocket, and then took the bottle of purple "spring" medicine, worrying that I was drunk into a good old man, and worried about the spring medicine. It’s really effective, I’m going to be a sister, and I’m going to be mad.

"Can't try again tomorrow." I asked Xiaoqin.

"Also." Xiaoqin said, "but that would allow me to sleep in this room for one night."

"why."

"Because." Xiaoqin turned his face and let the expression hide in the darkness. "Be sure that Pooh is pushing you back. It is really because of the spring medicine, I don't want to go back to the room and listen to her teeth."

Still can't solve the knot of Pooh, on the one hand, I feel that the other side is a rare friend, and on the other hand, because of the friend's "betrayal" behavior, I am suffering from internal and diplomatic attacks, and I can't sleep anyway.

"But if it works for me..." I am still hesitating.

"In that case, my girlfriend will take responsibility and help Ye Lin to relieve the pain." Xiaoqin Dayi suddenly picked up two small fists.

My brow could not help but wrinkle high. "If it didn't work."

"If it doesn't work, I will break up with Pooh."

"That's too arbitrarily." Gu Xi and Qini's friendship, I hurriedly said, "Maybe this formula is incomplete, maybe this formula is only effective for women, maybe..."

"Then I will try a few more times. It is better to add the potion into the lemon juice or the soup pot as I said last time. There is always a property in the class, it will happen."

"..."

"If there is none, I will never give up with Pooh."

Hey, you put the spring medicine into everyone's diet, it is not the problem between you and the two people. If it takes effect, the whole class will be at the top of the mountain together, it is terrible, the Japanese a`v world Will send a congratulatory message, and ask if you can sell the copyright to them, so that you can make a "big break" series.

Thinking about it, I think that for the present, the best choice is that I drink a little potion, and then pretend that I want to burn, so that Xiaoqin and Pooh don’t have to give up, and there is no need to provide new to the Japanese a`v world. Material.

Pretending that after the fire burned, I jumped out of the window, not letting Xiaoqin have the opportunity to help me "remove the pain", then ran around the Cui Songshan for ten laps and came back to tell Xiaoqin, I used physical exercise methods. The spring medicine was excreted in the form of sweat.

In fact, Pooh put me under my body. After the relative resistance, I also eliminated the influence of the spring medicine when the physical strength was exhausted, so this may actually work.

Although I ran ten laps around Cuishan Mountain, the next day I would be sleepy because of the bad rest. Even if the blue butterfly flies in front of me, it may not reflect.

But it is always better than Xiao Qin and Pooh, losing this very important, the first friend who treats each other equally, and the ability to lose normal interaction with people is much better.

I want to save Xiaoqin from the poison of girl comics and even H comics. This is a very important step. I can't let her mind shut down for Pooh. I want to "normalize" Qin, a close female friend of the same age. A "friend" is essential.

So with this kind of enlightenment, I unscrewed the bottle cap and drank a big mouthful of syrup.

Xiao Qin excitedly made a "successful" gesture, I was not too concerned about it at the time.

Just entering the entrance, I feel that the taste is wrong.

Pooh once said that the taste of purple berries is very difficult to eat. Even if the celery is ground and made into juice, it will not taste good.

Why, the potion I drank is not as difficult as I expected. Why, except for the color of purple, there is no difference with pure beer.

My lips left the bottle and stared suspiciously at the remaining three-quarters of the liquid.

"You are sure to put purple berries in."

"Yes, there are." Xiaoqin cried. "When I went to collect berries, I also met a lot of snake babies. They still greeted me."

Your sister's, if it is the palace color night, when you touch the snake in the toilet, you will be scared of urine. You actually use the other as a kitten and puppy.

I feel that I am now trying to burn my body. It’s a bit too fake, so I sip a quarter of my neck.

Then I was a little dizzy.

Originally, I was overwhelmed with alcohol. This time I was drinking fast and urgent, but I was still unable to sleep and my physical strength was low.

"Hey..."

I can't help but laugh.

No, this is the "old good man mode". Some people will be crying when they are drunk. Some people will get drunk when they get drunk. When I get drunk, I will only laugh from beginning to end. When someone says a Martian joke, I will laugh. When others say that his grandmother passed away, I will laugh too. Then, although it is not responsive, it basically promises any friendly request.

Xiaoqin once used my old good man model, let me hold her only wearing underwear, and slept in bed.

Although I am so drunk, the details can't be remembered...

At this time, before the logic ability completely disappeared, I realized that Xiaoqin swindled me to drink, almost all of them were beer.

I put only half a bottle of potion on the side of the sizzling electric fan, and I took a nap.

Obama happily rolled over in his sleep, as if dreaming of a steak.

Xiao Qin saw that I was drunk, so she smiled sweetly, with her hands behind her back, and leaned forward to ask me:

"Ye Lin, let's get married."

"Don't, don't make a joke." I waved. "I am 14 years old and less than the legal age of marriage."

The wine is not completely up yet, I still have some reason.

"That..." Xiaoqin thought of his finger on his lips. "You can't get married, you can enter the room beforehand."

"Oh, that's also..." I was getting drunk and I answered with a smile.

"I will enter the room with me today, can I?" Xiaoqin shyly squeezed his dress skirt and asked me with a low head.

"No, no." My sensible and old-fashioned model fought fiercely. "I can't be sorry for any aunt."

"As long as the raw rice is cooked and cooked, my mother can't take them." Xiao Qin emphasized to me.

"I, I can't be sorry for my dad." I remembered my father and I was married to Auntie, and blurted out.

"Hey, what is Uncle Guan Ye?" Xiaoqin pouted. "Does Ye Lin really believe that my mother will crush Ye Shushu's 'egg' in order to retaliate, no, as long as Ye Lin did not bully me in front of her mother, and her mother would become a good family with Ye Shushu in the future."

No, now that I am already close enough, I am coming out with a common descendant. Even if Auntie is now squeezing his father’s egg, it’s too late.

In addition, you said, "As long as Ye Lin is not bullying me in front of my mother," is it wrong?

I thought that when you were a bully, you were not allowed to bully me only when you were in the presence of Auntie. Auntie was the same as Guanyin Bodhisattva for me.

I was a little unstable and I sat down on my single bed.

Xiaoqin, who had a conspiracy, came over and sat side by side with me, and swayed two white calves.

"After I entered the room, Ye Lin will be responsible for me." In the moonlight, Xiaoqin was quite serious and confident.

Rather than asking questions, it is better to state the facts.

"Ye Lin has a less valuable robot. The arm is squeezed out while sitting on the bus, but Ye Lin has never abandoned it. He has been with Optimus Prime..."

Nonsense, how can I abandon my heroic warrior, but in the third recovery battle of Septune, in order to save the Optimus Prime brother, the injury, (for details, please refer to my self-directed "race" Putnen Seven Steps, due to the kidnapping of the main actors, it is estimated that it will not be completed until 2020)

Xiaoqin continued to say to me: "As long as it belongs to Ye Lin's classmates, Ye Lin will not take the initiative to abandon it. The damaged robot is also, the sick puppy is also..."

"I... I want to belong to Ye Lin."

She said to me tenderly with a determination to dedicate herself and a vision for future life.

And weakly and bonelessly leaned over the upper body, and the short hair that appeared slippery and ice in the heat, rubbed on my shoulder.

Xiaoqin really knows me well. I, this person, has a fatal sense of responsibility deep into the bone marrow, because the one-armed robot is broken when I take it to squeeze the bus. I have "responsibility" for it, so I not only did not throw it. Drop it, and in the "Septune Seven Steps", gave it more scenes.

Because I am the owner of a puppy, I also have an unshirkable responsibility for it. Whether it is because I am not properly cared for, I can't abandon it.

I suddenly realized that Xiaoqin has been deliberately mischievous against me, causing me to be angry and attracting me to bully her, so that I am coming to sacrifice to me today, all of which are intentionally seeking, the result of "damage" her.

"As long as you are broken by Ye Lin, you don't have to worry about being abandoned."

In the heart of Xiaoqin, I must think so.

In the old good man mode, I usually laugh at me and suddenly feel the sadness I have never seen before.

You are my righteous sister. By classifying you as a "sister", I can successfully ignore the bullying of you over the years and treat you with a normal heart.

Not only that, but I will also take on the responsibility of a brother to protect you from any harm.

How can I have the heart to "damage" you?

Whether it is as a sister or something else, I will never abandon you, don't feel so insecure, don't show a sad and sweet expression, as if you want to stay with me, you have to pay a lot of money.

You don't have to pay anything. Calling my brother, I will take care of you forever. Of course, Optimus Prime has to give me back. If you perform well, I will allow you to participate in the "Septune Seven Steps" cooperation. Shooting.

"Ye Lin, please break me down."

As I am worried, Xiao Qin made a dangerous request to me in the old good mode.