I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

Gong Caicai not only played idioms and so on, but also seemed to be interested in making me a better Chinese character in this family.

Although the word "enemy" of "enemy and enmity" is not good, it is much easier for us to allow homophones to be replaced with "愁".

"The clouds are foggy." I received it, and because the ghost card was in Pooh, I just took one from the palace.

"Look at the flowers in the fog." Xiaoqin finally got the right one, and she was very proud of what I expected.

I nodded at her. In fact, if I said that "the clouds are bleak" when I continued, Xiaoqin may not be able to think of "indifferent Mingzhi" and had to "slightly grieve".

"It’s time to spend money... No, it’s going to be before the moon.” Pooh was almost unfairly wrong.

"Lower Liba." Gong Caicai in the atmosphere of learning, breathing gradually calmed down.

"Human face beast." I received.

"Heart sputum is poisonous." Xiao Qin is very close to me.

Pooh shook his head: "The poison is like a wolf, a tiger, a leopard, a sick and dead, a dead place without a burial..."

I rub, the one you heard from which comic dialogue, although very happy, but please say idioms, please say four-character idioms.

"Then ‘Viper and beasts’.” Pooh was a pity to correct the road.

"Beast, animal big hair..." Gong Caicai because the word for her, very yellow and very violent, so hesitated to receive.

"Don't paint the wall." Because I didn't hear it, I used the word "feces" and smiled twice.

"Strong traitor Pooh..." Xiao Qin was maliciously received.

"Four idioms." I reminded me with a slap in the face.

Xiaoqin racked his brains and couldn’t come out. Gong Caicai wanted to remind her, but she dared not say it.

As a result, this game draws a ghost card and Xiao Qin loses.

Next, it is natural to play the brain, and Pooh learns how to play the palace color. I deliberately did not play the small celery, and the palace color did not dare to play, let me replace it.

So I said to Xiaoqin: "Then I will use a little bit more force, count the number of copies of me and Gong Caicai, once twice."

Xiaoqin put a pair of flowers on her face. "Please, please feel free, please use force, then use a little more."

I was very dissatisfied with the H-like form that she deliberately pretended, so I really made a little effort to play the little celery.

Because the Yimei is too H and teaches it, it should not be too much.

"Hmm..." Xiaoqin squatted on his forehead and said, "Ye Lin’s classmates are so hard, people will not be able to get up tomorrow..."

"Don't worry." Gong Caicai thought that Xiaoqin was really hurt. "If, if it is really uncomfortable, it is best to go to bed early..."

Gong Caicai did not seem to understand the meaning of Xiao Qin’s “not coming to bed tomorrow”. She was really a blank piece of paper.

It’s really unfair, why don’t I have such a pure sister as Gong Cai Cai, why do I have a H or not, whether I am a real sister or a real girl, I want to push me down every day and do things that are not harmonious with me.

"You don't need to care about me." Xiaoqin put his hand on his forehead and sighed at the palace. "If you are really a good person, hand over the secret that makes the chest bigger."

"This is absolutely pure and pollution-free, there is no secret recipe~~" Pooh persuaded Xiaoqin, while slap on the chest of Gong Caicai unscrupulously.

After being eaten by Pooh for several times, Tomy Choi stood up from the cushion and asked me to say, "That, I just wanted to go to the bathroom from the beginning, can I?"

Don't be so formal. Is it just that the squad leader, Obama, told me if he wanted to go to the toilet, so you want to go to the toilet and ask for leave, why do you put yourself in a class with Obama?

Slightly, strictly speaking, in the eyes of Obama, I am afraid that the class of the palace color is not as good as myself, because as long as a few screams can scare each other, you can’t help the palace color, how can you even have this? White is not as good as a dog.

"Let's go." I waved. "This kind of thing doesn't have to take time off with me. Just say it to everyone."

"Thank you, thank you." Gong Caicai carefully walked away.

At this time, Xiao Qin noticed a pair of white rabbit-shaped cloth slippers worn at the foot of Gong Caicai.

"Ah, the rabbit was trampled to death by you." Xiaoqin pointed to the palace color slippers.

"Rabbits and rabbits are not dead." Gong Caicai stopped like a bee sting.

"I still said that I didn't die, the rabbits were all flattened by you." Xiaoqin took the attack and attacked his brother's palace.

Gong Caicai showed a very sad expression, and squatted down to touch his own cloth slippers, as if it were really two living white rabbits.

"What are you still feeling when you die?" Xiaoqin whispered. "Because your chest is too big, you have crushed the little white rabbit..."

"Hey~~ The little white rabbit is not dead, really not dead..."

This is the most stupid and naïve reason for tears I have ever seen, but I can't blame the palace for being too kind.

Although Xiaoqin was in a bad mood because of Poney's reversal of my behavior, I felt that it was too much to blame the innocent palace.

"Don't worry, all the white rabbits who come to apply for the slippers are the brave white rabbits." I comforted the palace color. "They won't be trampled by you. Go to the bathroom." ""

My nonsense statement was immediately accepted by Gong Caicai. She settled down and pushed the door out.

During the period of waiting for Gong Caicai to return, the remaining three of us continued to play "Idiom Solitaire," and Xiao Qin actually lost.

"Hate, don't play." Xiaoqin put the playing cards on the floor. "The squad leader knows that I am not good at idioms, so I deliberately put my mind on me. The **** female No. 2, she will definitely be The male protagonist abandoned, lonely for a lifetime."

"Do not curse people." I criticized Xiao Qin, "The squad leader did not offend you."

"With it." Xiaoqin suddenly took the initiative and pointed to Obama's nose and said, "Let it come to play with us, so that the loser will not be me."

Let the dog also come to play poker, although Obama is very bad as a dog IQ, but playing poker is a bit reluctant, but maybe it works, you can let the family put the cards on the ground, where Obama’s front paws meet first. Which one is Zhang.

"Let Obama be my next home." Xiaoqin said loudly, "Then, it has to follow the rules and carry out idioms."

Where is your exercise, do you want to take the dog as a cushion for victory? If Obama can speak, it will not have to be here. If you go to the world to speak, there will be more than the US president’s audience.

"Or don't just play." I said as I packed up the poker on the floor. "It's not too late, you can go to wash..."

Halfway through the words, someone opened the door to reveal half of the body and shawl hair, but it was to find the squad leader Zhuang Ni.

"I haven't come back yet." Zhuang Ni, who had serious dark circles, swept the two beds in the room, then kicked off the slippers and lay on the left bed.

"The bed linen is so neat, it is definitely the squad's bed." Zhuang sniffed the smell on the pillow and said, "I recognize the smell of shampoo."

In fact, as long as you look at the bed where Obama is tied to the bed, you know which bed is the monitor.

Obama’s Zhuangni, who climbed the squad’s bed without arbitrarily, did not show any qualities that the loyal dog should have, blocked it, and did not dare to do it with Zhuangni’s routine behavior of asking for food.

Sensitively feel that the other party is angry, will be cruelly killed with a utility knife.

"Don't be afraid." Zhuang Ni was lying on the squad leader's bed, and said to Obama, who shivered under the bed, "I won't kill you with your own hands. You are a male dog. You must wear gloves or hire someone when you kill you. Ok..."

"However, some of the particularly annoying male dogs, I may not pity the feathers..."

Is it the innuendo that implies me? I also use the allusion of "the swan who prays for feathers". Don't feel good about yourself. You black swan, you are all black and white, you will not get my blood. What is particularly noticeable in color change.

And the angle you are lying on the bed...just let me see, the two long legs that you are wrapped tightly in the black stockings, although I know you didn’t mean to lure me, but the thin and well-proportioned legs, With translucent, shiny black silk stockings, it really makes men unable to look at them more.

"The military division is coming." Xiaoqin said hello to his allies, and then narrowed his eyes to Winnie, as if to say: "Small **** are trustworthy people."

Xiong Yaoyue did not like Zhuang Ni, untied the dog rope that Obama was at the foot of the bed, took Obama back and took a step on the bed of Gong Caicai.

"You are drawing a ghost card..." Zhuang Ni said, "The ghost card is the legendary, the ancient European ceremony for the demon demon, and later gradually evolved into a game."

I am packing up the cards, and I just grabbed half of the cards that Xiaoqin threw away, which contained a ghost card.

Zhuang continued to be maliciously explained: "The 'Clown' is the 53rd in the playing card. It is the most lonely and strange little devil. People say: 'Gambling cards'. If you don't play the game, you will stop halfway. If the ghost in the ghost card is resurrected, go find the one who holds it last..."

Don't use such a horrible tone to tell me the ghost story. The little ghost will come to me this evening, or go to Xiaoqin.

So I took the "clown" alone and fed it to Obama as food, letting it scream.

Anyway, Chinese folklore, black dog blood is the most evil spirit, although Obama is black and white, but barely can count as a black dog, the devil should not cause any harm to it.

"Do you really want to do this night?" Xiao Can was on the bed and talked to Zhuang Ni Mi.

Zhuang Ni stretched out a white, sickly arm, picking up something in the air, as if she had only what she could see.

"In short, if the opportunity is missed, it will be hard to reappear." Zhuang Ni took a pair of feet in stockings and changed her way. "No decisive, nothing can be obtained."

I always feel that I will not spend it very safely this evening.