I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

"Take it off."

After the classmates gradually dispersed, the squad leader stood behind and said to me.

"Oh." I didn't respond at the moment.

The squad leader used the kind of tone that was a class cadre.

"Your class service... Now it's so dirty, take it off, I will wash you at the creek."

"With the sun, you should be able to dry it soon. You are wearing such a dirty uniform and have an influence on everyone's mental outlook..."

After all, is it necessary to help me wash my clothes? Why do you say so many high-sounding reasons?

At this time, Xiong Yaoyue scratched the band-aid on his face, and the other hand was inserted in the shorts trouser pocket, and walked over with a more gait like a boy.

The squad leader seemed to avoid the suspicion, and did not mention the matter of washing clothes for me. Immediately turned to greet the big horn, let her cut the watermelon as much as possible.

"Where have you been?" I cried to Xiong Yaoyue. "It’s not that you have a lot of things. I won’t touch the big white rabbits of the palace. Then they are mammoth, you are good, give me a slap, don’t count, Another whirlwind leg..."

"I am playing for Xiaoqin." Seeing the squad leader walked away, Xiong Yaoyue said to me, "If anyway, my boyfriend touches the chest of the palace color, I must beat him."

Hey, obviously you have touched the chest of Gong Caicai yourself, first give yourself ten whirlwind legs.

Looking at the distant pine trees, Xiao Qin, who talked with Zhuang Ni black face, I wondered:

"According to the truth, Xiao Qin should not sit and watch me being sentenced by everyone, how she got it so late."

"Don't mention it." Xiong Yaoyue patted his thigh. "I was going to find Xiaoqin the first time, I hope she will come to see you personally..."

Has she been jealous of me a few times before, although this time I really don’t know what to do...

"The result is that she is too full. I said that you are playing with the palace, and you have to pull the little celery from the picnic mat. She is actually suffocated by me. It must be mad at you."

Also, you can't get rid of your brutal construction. When Xiaoqin is digesting food, don't pull her up so suddenly.

"Little celery is very painful and I want to save you in the past. I think that if you deserve it, you will not let Xiaoqin go."

Xiong Yaoyue's strength value has 5 colors, so it is not a mystery to use the strength to subdue abdominal pain. (The normal strength of Xiaoqin is 7th color, but abdominal pain will definitely lower the value).

"After she was a little better, she broke free to find you. Sure enough, you said yes, Xiaoqin is only occasionally weak and sick. In fact, the body is quite solid."

Xiong Yaoyue Your language is taught by physical education teachers. What is the situation of "occasionally" frail and sick? Sure enough, Xiaoqin is like Zhuangni. "Sickness is only their active skill."

However, Xiao Qin is really sick when he is suffering from dysmenorrhea. This is not a lie.

I looked at Xiaoqin and Zhuangni under the pine tree, and they felt that their expressions were getting worse.

Xiao Qin’s original black face gradually began to smile, and Zhuang Ni became more and more relaxed.

What happened, only when the hostility is very heavy, so how can we cherish each other and become like talking about it in the girlfriends.

I don't know what to agree on, Xiaoqin came back to me and Xiong Yaoyue with a sunny face.

"The original Zhuang Ni is a good person."

An opening made me almost drop my chin on the ground.

If Zhuang Ni is a good person, then I am Lei Feng.

"Hey." Xiaoqin raised the voodoo doll for the curse and showed it to me. "Zhuang Ni gave me this gift very well, saying that there is Ye Lin’s hair inside, if I sleep every day, I can Improve the relationship with Ye Lin."

"(*^__^*)嘻嘻... This doll is pretty cute."

Where is it cute, although there is a bit of LOL hero "Mummy Amumu", but I don't think that the fierce teeth are very cute, what I want to use to save your distorted aesthetic.

"Really." Xiong Yaoyue interjected, "a bit like Ye Lin."

"Nonsense, where is it like me, the eyes of this voodoo doll are triangles."

"Ye Lin’s classmates said that it makes sense." Xiaoqin seemed to agree to nod. "There are some places that are not quite like. Ye Lin’s eyes should be parallelograms..."

Enough, you are not good at math, but you are using a metaphor, but you are not ambiguous. You are going to find a geometric figure to be a boyfriend.

"That..." Xiao Qin looked at Xiong Yaoyue a little bit hard. "I and Ye Lin have a little whisper to say, Can you please avoid it a little bit!"

Xiong Yaoyue’s birthday is May 5th. The typical Taurus greed character is also the anniversary of Marx’s birthday and the Japanese Boys’ Day. As for how Marx got together with the Japanese boy, it is a mystery of the ages, and Marx is not. Do you like a maid?

In short, Xiong Yao's birthday is bigger than Xiaoqin, and Xiaoqin called Xiong Yaoyue "Vini sister" is also justified.

After being called a sister, Xiong Yaoyue was full of enthusiasm and vigorously patted Xiaoqin’s shoulder and replied: "Okay, no problem, I am not a light bulb, you whisper."

Fortunately, the other party is Xiaoqin. If it is Gong Gongcai who has smashed her several strong gold palms, she will go to see Marx directly.

"Oh,." Marx smiled at the palace of Ascension. "Little sister, maid costume is very suitable for you."

In the theater of the brain, Xiong Yaoyue suddenly caught my T-shirt neckline and threatened me with a foul voice:

"If you bully my little sister, see how I can clean you up."

Attached to my ear, I added: "And, don't look at the A film of so many devils, ask Xiaoqin to do the perverted service for you. Isn't your family selling adult products? You use airplane cups and inflatable dolls. go with."

It turns out that you know that my family sells adult products. It is Amy telling you, or Xiaoqin tells you, although it doesn’t matter if you know this, but let me use airplane cups and inflatable dolls, it’s too much. It’s rare for you to know what the airplane cup is for. Many boys don’t know.

Under these words, Xiong Yaoyue flashed, and made a gesture to Xiao Qin, "He told me to bully you."

Xiao Qin did not tell me any intimate topics, but continued to talk about why Zhuang is a good person.

"It turns out that Zhuangni hates boys most, and won't grab Yelin with me."

This is the most important point.

"And Zhuang Ni likes the squad leader and has been planning to let the squad leader hate the boys, and then the two of them can be together."

"呜呜呜~~~" Xiaoqin smeared her tears. She wore a straw hat and I couldn't see if she really cried.

"It's so touching, this is how sad it is not understood by the world. True love must be true love."

"I must fulfill them, let the squad leader turn his back on the road with Lily."

Really love your sister, you and Zhuang Ni from the knife to meet the money to talk about, is the formation of the wartime interest alliance, is she promised to help you catch up with me, and you promised to help her catch up with the squad leader, this is for you Both sides are good.

Anyway, like Xiong Yaoyue, you don't meet the aesthetics of Zhuang Ni Lily. I sent you to me to exchange for the squad leader. It is not "selling the car to protect the handsome", but "losing the defending and handsome".

"Hey, Zhuang Ni is not a good man and a woman, you cooperate with her, be careful to be betrayed." I advised Xiao Qin more than one eye.

"It doesn't matter." Xiaoqin replied with a smile. "I just accidentally pinched a pinecone into a slag. Zhuangni admired my appearance and decided to cooperate with me."

It’s not admiration that it’s fear. You deliberately crush the hard pine cones. It’s a threat to Zhuang’s betrayal that you won’t have good fruit to eat.

"Oh..." Xiaoqin tilted his head and spit out a cat-like little tongue to sell Meng. "Zhuang Ni said that she can act as my military division. It will definitely make me and Ye Lin classmates become a genus... In return, I will also Help her catch up with the squad leader and Gongcai Cai..."

Shut up, why do you want Zhuang Ni to open the harem? I also said that she and the squad leader are really love, so that I will send the palace color to the partial house.

Zhuang Ni, you are a dark lily girl, you are hiding in the shadow of the pine tree, sneer, what are your qualifications to open the harem, your strength, agility, endurance is not as good as the squad leader, to open the harem is also the squad leader to open the harem.

However, no matter who opened the harem, it seems that Gong Caicai can only do partial housing, which is really sad enough.

Xiaoqin showed strange power in front of Zhuangni. Although there is a certain intimidation effect, I feel that people like Zhuangni who are not afraid of death will not become particularly jealous of Xiaoqin.

After all, the two people are only a relationship of mutual use. Once the common interests cease to exist, they will not hesitate to betray each other.

A gust of wind blew, and Xiaoqin lowered the hat to prevent the straw hat from being blown away by the wind.

"Actually, my first impression of Zhuangni is OK..."

Hey, when you first met Zhuangni at the bus stop, didn't you look serious and thought that the other party was your "old enemy"?

"Zhuang Ni has the same superb skills as me. I can't take two tigers in one mountain. One woman doesn't serve two husbands. Of course, it is a good enemy."

Don't insult Zhuang Ni's painting skills. People paint a picture of a lady on the wall of the Forbidden City. Some people may tell her on Weibo. If you go to the Forbidden City, draw two potatoes, not to mention the Chinese people. It is the foreigner who also has to come to fight you with indignation.

Moreover, "a woman does not serve two husbands" is not the same as "a mountain can not be two tigers", the next sentence of "one mountain can not be two tigers" is clearly "unless a male and a female".

"In addition to the sense of competition between the enemies, I think Zhuang and I are quite compatible. First of all, our chests are not so exaggerated..."

Original, come, like, this.

The first impression of Zhuangni is not bad, because Zhuangni, like you, belongs to the "lean milk pie".

Although not as poor as you are, a little bigger than you, but after all, you can't catch up with the monitor and Gong Caicai.

Therefore, the poor peasants formed a natural alliance, and they must launch an offensive against the giant `milk faction. One must drive them away from the position of the enemy, and one should treat them as their own harem.

How can you make it happen, the harem is obviously mine... No, it is not to distort the sexual orientation of the squad leader and Gong Caicai. If you are both poor and sorrowful, then you are so happy.

"Oh, Ye Lin’s clothes are dirty." Xiaoqin seems to find the footprints on my shirt at this time. "It’s strange that the squad leader is too bad. Let Zenny give a good lecture to the squad leader."

After stopping for a while, he said: "Ye Lin, let me wash your clothes. After all, people are your girlfriends..."