I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

The squad leader clung to the dog chain as if I were going to steal her baby.

"You and Xiaoqin...and Pooh, isn't it fun to play, what is important for the puppy to lend me for a while."

The squad leader said to me accidentally with a little wayward tone.

Not only does this fat Obama say "puppy", but also implies that "I am so pitiful" means inside.

Originally, I just thought that the squad leader looked after the dog while maintaining order, and his hands and feet might be too busy to help the top, but now the situation seems to me like a wicked person.

"Then take care of you." I said, "From now to tomorrow, I will return to the city, Obama will play for you, but..."

"But what." The squad leader thought I had to exchange conditions.

"But let me take a photo of the swimsuit as a souvenir, hehe..."

In fact, I did not say the above sentence, otherwise I will become Cao Gonggong.

"However, the squad leader is a room with Gong Gongcai. When the dog is sleeping at night, the palace color seems to be very afraid of the appearance of a large dog..."

"I will find another way." I thought I might ask the overwhelming squad leader and breathe a sigh of relief.

When I walked back to the picnic mat where Xiaoqin and Xiong Yaoyue were, I found Xu Lijun hiding behind a tree and drinking a can of Yanjing beer.

"Your kid is really fat," I laughed. "If you don't graduate in junior high school, you will become a graduate student (smoke and alcohol). You are not afraid to be seen by the monitor."

"Hey,." Xu Lijun gestured to me. "I don’t drink beer in the summer, I don’t drink beer. I’m so sneaky. I have a dog, my attention is scattered, I don’t drink now. I have no time to drink."

"It’s also...but after you finish drinking, the empty cans can be handled, or they will be discovered by the squad leader..."

"Reassured, I thought about it early, I will stuff it into my own backpack and sneak down the mountain."

I nodded and confirmed Xu Lijun's handling. Xu Lijun said: "I have a share, I have a can, you have to drink."

Although it is a bit shameful, I am actually too much to drink.

And once you get drunk, you will become a good old man from the beginning to the end of the laughter. What other people ask me to try to satisfy.

Because of this, once I was drunk, I asked me to sleep with her for one night. I actually agreed, and I couldn’t recall the details afterwards.

So I refused the kindness of Xu Lijun. "I will forget, I don't want to be bitten by the squad leader..."

"Ye Lin, you are more and more like a class cadre." Xu Lijun said with a beer.

"Well, where do you start?"

"I have already taken the initiative to follow the rules of the squad leader. After some time, maybe I can't be in front of you and smoke in the men's room."

"Nonsense." I immediately denied, "I am still me, you also give me less alcohol and tobacco, or if the game is backward, the next basketball game will let you sit on the bench."

"I know, the body committee is an adult..." Xu Lijun squatted to hide in a more hidden place.

"Hand it over, give it to me."

The sound of the thunder suddenly appeared from behind, and I was shocked and said that Xu Lijun was almost not killed by beer.

Looking back, it was a proud face of Xiong Yaoyue.

She put her hands on her hips, like a hawker who found the illegal stalls in the city management. She laughed twice and then reached out.

"See who has a share, give me a can."

"I rely on you, what a girl is going to make fun." I am going to push her back, and let her whisper, otherwise it will attract the squad leader who is concentrating on doggies.

Xiaoqin didn't dare to talk to other boys, so she still ate seafood in the same place, because I and Xiong Yaoyue were not there. She didn't cover her, and the speed slowed down.

However, whenever a by-product such as shrimp skin or fish bone is produced, it is thrown into the garbage box of me and Xiong Yaoyue, and when other girls pass by, they sigh in a similar squad leader's tone:

"With so much garbage, Ye Lin and Vinnie are really rice buckets."

"What do you drink beer?" Xu Lijun protected half of the cans in his hands. "You can't drink any more."

"Cut, look down on people." Xiong Yaoyue eyebrows pick one. "You think you know, eat skewers with beer, carry the squad leader, I have at least 10 brands of beer, compared with me, you are still late What about the younger generation."

It is conceivable that Xiong Yaoyue, when playing basketball with the boys on the commercial street, or as the main player of the "Waste of the Wild Wolves", won a qualifying session and might have barbecued with the boys many times. Drink beer.

According to her temper, anything that can be imported, seeing others drink, I must also try, the other party can not marry her, no matter whether she is a minor or not.

Moreover, China’s ban on the non-drinking of minors is not as strict as that of the United States. Many parents do not pay attention to it, and even the grandfather who used chopsticks to drink white wine to his grandson.

"You have had 10 brands." Xu Lijun was dubious and looked at his fingers in his heart. It seemed that he had not reached enough for 10 brands.

"Yeah." Xiong Yaoyue proudly pointed his finger at himself. "I am very good. I still don't bow down to call my Pooh sister, and I can drink more than 20 cans at a party."

If I drink so much at once, I am still not drunk, and I will not become a super good old man at that time.

Xiaoqin ran over and said: "Ye Lin is marrying me." I was drunk with her to get the certificate.

The squad leader said casually: "Will you apply for the police academy together?" I immediately filled out the volunteers.

Amy said in my ear: "Brother, do it with me. Love." I...

The trough can no longer continue to think about it, the disorder of drinking, especially the person who is easy to get drunk, can not drink.

Xu Lijun saw that Xiongyao's cowhide was getting bigger and bigger, and couldn't help but vomit. "You are drinking with the boys from the school. You are careful to get drunk and be raped by those people."

When Xiong Yaoyue was joking with the boys on weekdays, it was like "You hurt the egg." "You have a lot of trouble last night." These words never evade, so when the boys talk to her, there are not too many taboos. .

"They dare." Xiong Yaoyue showed the expression of fierce female cats. "And this group of weaker forced alcohol is not as good as me. Every time I am still not drunk, they will drill down the table. I don't know that I am drunk so far. What does it feel like?"

Rather than saying that the wine is in the intestines, it is better to say that there is a black hole hidden in the stomach pocket of Xiong Yaoyue.

"If you don't give me beer anyway, I will tell the squad leader." Xiong Yaoyue threatened Xu Lijun.

Xu Lijun stunned, but helplessly said: "I am afraid of you, you go to my backpack and take it yourself. I was discovered by the squad leader, but I am giving it to you..."

Xiong Yaoyue happily went to Xu Lijun's backpack and took a can of beer, hiding in the creek and drinking himself.

"Actually... not too good..." He said to himself at the stream.

Don't drink if you don't drink well. If you see someone else drinking, your mouth won't be able to sleep.

"Give me the empty cans." I looked at the direction of the squad leader with vigilance and said to Xiong Yaoyue.

"Why." Xiong Yaoyue looked up at me strangely. "You have to sell waste."

"This is a wild mountain, I went to the waste collection station, I am going to dispose of the beer can, or the squad leader found out, it is necessary to thoroughly check who stole the beer."

"That's also, give it to you." Xiong Yaoyue quickly finished the last bit of beer and handed the empty can to me.

"I want to go back and let Xiaoqin continue to feed me to eat skewers, Ouye, when the emperor goes."

Didn't you still say that you are the emperor just now, so that it will become too emperor for a while, and you will be younger, and it will take a while to become the emperor.

I took the beer cans that Xiong Yaoyue drank, and squeezed it with my hand. I looked left and right, and I could not find a suitable hiding place.

Hiding in a backpack and taking the mountain, not necessarily a good idea, night long dreams.

Throwing into the creek and drifting away in the water, it will cause trouble to the downstream people. Originally, the valueless drifting bottle of Xiaoqin is enough for them to crack it.

While holding the flattened jar and hesitating, I suddenly heard two dogs barking. The squad leader seemed to be holding the dog to the creek.

I didn't have time to think about it. I immediately got into the back of the nearby bush. If the beer can was discovered, it would be inevitable.

"It...it really won't bite me."

The first thing that came was the sound of Gong Caicai. She followed the squad leader and had a certain distance from Obama.

"No, you are really afraid of it, I will let you... let you feed it and eat."

The squad leader seems to have made a decision to reluctantly cut love. Sharing the exclusive feeding rights with Gong Caicai is a great sacrifice for the squad leader.

"Yes, still forget... I always feel that it is so big, it will bite my hand..."

Gong Cai Cai did not know the blessing in Fuzhong, and did not accept the good intentions of the monitor.

"Color, you told me to come over, is there anything to tell me?" asked the squad leader.

"That...that is...in fact..." Gong Caicai hesitated for a long time, as if he was desperately trying to courage.

"School class class, class class, class leader,."

The sudden increase in the volume of Gong Cai Cai, as well as the name of his own, let the squad leader take a moment, "What is it?"

"It's the other thing... Pooh and Ye Lin have backed me up the mountain, I shouldn't say their bad things..."

Gong Caicai bowed his head, as if he had become a bad guy, he should be executed by Ling Xiao, tears in his eyes, and his heart is very contradictory.

"But... I can't help it, watching them get together and scam the squad leader."

"Cheat me, lie to me." The squad leader's expression was dull, as if he knew what Gong Micai would say to himself.

Gong Caicai suddenly trembled violently. Exaggeratedly, it was a bit like a poor quality single-cylinder washing machine. Obama next to him stared at her with vigilance and felt that she might explode.

"No, I... I still don't have the courage." Gong Caicai cried and apologized to the squad leader. "I can't say, Ye Lin, he... He and... Pooh won't let me say."

In the eyes of the squad leader, the look of loneliness and snow was revealed for a moment. After biting his lip, he looked up to the distance and said:

"The things of Pooh and Ye Lin have nothing to do with me..."