I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

"What was written in the drift bottle." I have a bad feeling.

"(*^__^*)嘻嘻...The people in the downstream will be happy when they arrive, because they are loaded with vouchers."

Everyone likes money this year, but it is true, but where is the voucher? Is it a Wal-Mart supermarket? This is a wild mountain, go to the Wal-Mart supermarket, and even the oil money can not be saved.

"It's not a supermarket voucher. I won't be particularly happy when I get the ordinary thing." Xiaoqin stood on a raised stone on the side of the creek and said, "I am inside the drift bottle." The note says: Anyone who comes to the wedding ceremony of Ye Lin and I will receive a gift of 5 yuan..."

It’s useless than the supermarket vouchers. Nowadays, at least 100 weddings are required. Whoever eats enough, spends 95 yuan to attend the wedding of people who don’t know.

Xiaoqin still has a dreamlike expression on his face and looks into the distance:

"I will be very happy to find such a precious voucher. I can't wait to see my wedding with Ye Lin."

"I really envy the person who picked up the drift bottle..."

Please don't envy, I can be sure that the person who picked it up must completely ignore the handwritten voucher inside, but sell the bottle directly to the waste.

In the end, it is still white garbage, and it is garbage inside.

You don't even have time and place to write your voucher. Even if the other party wants to participate, there is no place to find it.

The source of the creek was 20 meters below the top of the mountain, and I suddenly heard someone calling my name.

"Ye Lin, where have you been, come and help me."

It turned out that Niu Shili wanted to remove a large piece of rock that was in the way and could not find me.

I am happy to run back to the top of the mountain. Physical strength is my responsibility. It is also a pleasure to cooperate with Niu Shili.

Moreover, even if I don't care about the surface, it is quite psychologically pleasing to show myself in front of many girls.

"one two Three."

I am afraid that the irregular rock, which is close to 200 pounds, was lifted up by me and the cows, and then moved hard and placed in a place where it was not in the way.

The big horn sighed on the side: "You two are so energetic, and it is easy to get married and hold the bride in the future."

Zhuang Ni leaned against a tree and fell asleep in the shade like a fake death. Suddenly she opened her eyes:

"Hold you, don't do it, hold you with a crane and a jack..."

The big horn squinted at the eyes: "You have no virtue in your mouth, and you will not give you a good meal for a while."

Zhuang Ni exposed her red smile and leaned her head against the trunk, not to mention that the shawl might be damaged by the rough trunk.

"I don't want to eat, unless the squad leader feeds me in the right place... Gongcai Cai can do it."

"You are a lily of the flower." The big horn accused, "If you are a man, you must be a scum of three."

I don't know why I sneezed, so strange, it must be that the summer noon weather is too cold.

Zhuang Yan narrowed her eyes and only showed her pupils with a light color, saying with a bit of chill:

"If I am a disgusting man, I will commit suicide as soon as I am fertilized."

At this time, Xiao Qin also came back from the stream. Xiong Yaoyue ran over and discussed with her how to get the most out of food.

"This shop is here, that... placed in the position where Ye Lin moved the stone."

The squad leader directed the girls to lay a large horn from the home, many two-meter square picnic mats.

Although there are other students, most of them are contributed by big speakers.

I always feel that the income of the big horn family is used to buy food and equipment related to eating.

The commander of the squad leader was in good order. After a while, the top of Cui Song was built into the exclusive barbecue camp of the second (3) class.

Focusing on the pile of bonfires, looking down from the sky, the extension lines of the three grills form an equilateral triangle, and the 12 picnic mats are placed in a 12-sided shape on the outside, only 7 from the grill. 8 steps away.

It’s a variant of the gossip, so sympathetic (still hiding the 13th picnic mat), so fair (no one is closer to the grill), the squad leader, why do you look like this is like a cult offering The camp of the ceremonial ceremony showed a happy smile.

In any case, if you want to be symmetrical, simply open the Cao Gonggong who baked the clothes in the center of the campfire, and then clone one out and put it on the opposite side.

"Optimus Prime..."

Suddenly I heard the girl whispering something next to the big horn.

Optimus Prime Brother, how do you know the things of Optimus Prime Brother, is Xiaoqin telling you, is it still said that Optimus Prime is the sentimental token that I gave her.

Listen carefully, the original is the fire bucket with the grill, the fire bucket is also the brand of Optimus Prime.

Bastard, although the quality of the squirting barrel looks really good, I heard that a person will not be deformed when standing up, but don't name it with the name of Optimus Prime.

Just because it won't be deformed, it's not the big brother of Optimus Prime. Optimus Prime is very handsome, and can become a container truck with "Kukakakakaka".

And such a thin fire bucket, there is no place to put energy blocks, there is no energy block Optimus Prime brother how to fight against the Decepticons.

Retreat 10,000 steps, even if this igniting bucket is also called Optimus Prime, why should Optimus Prime become a stove, is it for concealment to investigate, that kind of thing is called hornet to do it.

At this time, Cao Gonggong had dried his clothes and put them on. For safety and resource conservation reasons, the squad leader proposed to temporarily put out the campfire at the camp center.

"Let me come and let me come." Xiong Yaoyue couldn't sit still after hearing it. "I like to put out the fire."

I also said that I like to set fire. I am the part-time firefighter who deliberately set fire to the United States. The firefighter caused the biggest forest fire in Arizona history and was sentenced to jail for ten years.

The theater in the brain couldn’t help but show that Xiong Yaoyue could not extinguish the mountain fire that he had ignited, burned all the forests of Daxinganling and Changbai Mountain, so he was imprisoned and protested by Japanese friends.

"The ashes are floating on the Japanese islands and come to the bastard."

"I am just too boring..." Xiong Yaoyue made a weak argument at the trial seat. "Whoever makes the PSP and the mobile phone have no electricity..."

Finally, the China Forestry Bureau sued Sony and asked the other party to compensate for all the losses suffered by Daxinganling and Changbai Mountain. The reason was that the PSP produced by Sony was too fast, which led to the dangerous character Xiong Yaoyue being bored.

Japanese netizens reacted strongly. Numerous Japanese cynics took the sign of “breaking the day” and took to the streets, but the Japanese dead houses did not participate because they were waiting to see this week’s animation.

In addition, the China Forestry Bureau also sued South Korea's Samsung, because Xiong Yaoyue's mobile phone is produced by the other side.

The South Korean government issued a statement in place of Samsung:

"Daxinganling and Changbai Mountain are obviously Chinese. We have to compensate you and compensate us, and the whole universe belongs to South Korea's Smecta."

Because according to the logic of South Korea, Xiong Yaoyue also belongs to them, so after careful consideration, the Chinese government released Xiong Yaoyue back to the Korean ancestor (also holding the torch for the ancestors), and three days later, the Korean peninsula was burned in the flames of the sky.

"We recruit who provokes anyone." North Korean leader Kim San-fat is full of anger.

Xiong Yaoyue behind him scratched the band-aid on his face. "I'm sorry, I am just too bored..."

Just when I was thinking about it, Xiong Yaoyue had received the task of destroying the bonfire from the squad leader. It was probably that the squad leader thought that the fire fighting was better than the arson, and if the excess energy of Xiong Yaoyue was not vented, sooner or later, it would cause trouble elsewhere. .

Holding the plastic pot that the squad leader gave her, Xiong Yao Yuefei also ran to the side of the creek, filled with a basin of clear water, and then ran back at a faster speed, and the water was sprinkled halfway on the road.

"Look at the tricks, water, fire, and urgency."

Xiong Yao’s mouth shouted some settings of Taoism and the game, and threw a pot of water out of the air.

However, the aim is very accurate. Although there is not enough water, the fire is completely extinguished by the momentum, leaving only a little bit of Mars.

However, the problem is that Cao Gonggong, who just wore the dried clothes, had not had time to escape.

Then the clothes of the whole body were soaked again. The people were flooded in front of the fire, and Cao Gonggong wanted to cry without tears.

The most boring thing is that the bonfire is still extinguished. If you want to dry your clothes again, you must re-ignite and use the firewood that has been drenched with water.

Cao Gonggong spit out a mouthful of clear water and said: "You are too fast, give someone some reaction time..."

"It's too slow for you." Xiong Yaoyue threw the plastic basin on the ground and smacked his hands on his hips. "You are a man, so hot days, you can wear it on your body."

"Go to the grill and bake it." The squad leader looked helplessly at the disaster that Xiong Yaoyue had come out. "The charcoal fire has already been born, and it should not be sick."

Cao Gonggong had to take the wet half-length clothes and go to the barbecue to roast the fire.

Suddenly, the eyeball thief slid a little and said to Xiong Yaoyue:

"Vini, do you know that I will be magic?"

"It's up to you to change the magic." Xiong Yaoyue didn't believe it. "How do you change from fat to dead fat?"

"Who is yelling at me." The big horn, a little farther, raised his head from the top of the grill with vigilance.

It’s really a monk, and the temple is full of fever. From the perspective of human body, there are all kinds of natural alliances.

"Yes, change the magic." Cao Gong’s public words nodded. "I have a magic, as long as I read the spell beforehand, and then pour water on you... use this half bottle of mineral water, you will not wet at all. ""

"There is such a thing." Xiong Yaoyue's brow furrowed. "The mineral water in your hand is a prop."

"You are not a prop." Cao Gonggong continued. "In short, if my magic is unsuccessful, I will lose you ten dollars."

As soon as Qian Xiongyao’s eyes were bright, she stood upright and said, “Let’s come, I’m going to see how you become magic.”

"Don't gamble with him." Xiao Qin hurriedly reminded him from the side.

But it is too late, Cao Gonggong half a bottle of water is not biased, with 12 points of malicious, all spilled on the chest of Xiong Yaoyue, so the water is very transparent, the white T-shirt, the outline of the interior The shape of the sports bra, and Xiong Yaoyue, like Cao Gonggong, became half-length wet.