I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

After the bonfire was born, I and Niu Shili were on the side of the bonfire, making a simple hanger with branches and tape to bake Cao Gonggong's clothes.

Of course, it is not for him. If other people accidentally wet the clothes, they can also take off and bake them here. (Girls must not be as shirtless as Cao Gonggong, but carry temporary replacement clothes).

"Master, master, how is the mountain top so cold." Cao Gonggong lit up a fat meat and hugged it into a group and said before the campfire, "I was still sweating when I was on the bus."

"Crap." I told him not to be angry. "You don't say that you are a chicken. You don't have to look at how high the mountain is. If the altitude rises by one kilometer, the temperature will drop by six degrees. Geography is white."

In fact, I basically sleep and run online stores in the geography class. The common sense above is that Dad once told me.

Not far from the teacher, I heard that I correctly said a little knowledge, nodded gratified.

What do you want? You are an English teacher and not a geography teacher. I have a geography common sense. What are you proud of? I don’t even pronounce the word "OK".

At this time the barbecue is still in the erection, can not wait for Xiong Yaoyue, took a wooden handle stainless steel barbecue fork, fork a sweet potato, squatting opposite Cao Gonggong, put it on the fire and back and forth.

"Vigny, too close to the fire, the sweet potato is not good."

Xiao Qin did not entangle me, but went to the side of Xiong Yaoyue and raised his opinion on the wild donkey.

And in the same place, he also took a sweet potato fork, and squatted in front of the campfire and Xiong Yaoyue side by side.

"This distance, three inches above the fire, so that the baked sweet potatoes are best."

While speaking, I will give a demonstration to Xiong Yaoyue.

"So?"

"No, it's too low, it's burning, it's blowing out."

"It seems to be quite difficult... Xiaoqin, you help me to bake first, I will go see if there are any good things to steal..."

Although it is a relatively coarse ingredient of roasted sweet potatoes, and a more crude roasting method, I am very warm when I listen to two girls to exchange cooking techniques, especially when Xiaoqin begins to talk to her classmates in good faith.

Maybe because Xiong Yaoyue is the first person in the second (3) class to clearly know that I am in contact with Xiaoqin and express support.

No matter whether I and Xiaoqin are really male and female friends, in short, Xiaoqin can communicate with others normally, and it is still a joyful progress.

The historic breakthrough is that Xiaoqin is facing the bonfire. It is the half-naked Cao Gonggong. In the face of the boys outside of me, Xiao Qin will be very nervous, and even the normal words can not be said.

Although Cao Gonggong has always nodded and respected the "mother", showing that he is not threatening.

I took Xiong Yaoyue to sit next to Xiaoqin and asked: "Why, your fear of men is cured."

"No." Xiaoqin smiled and roasted himself and Xiong Yaoyue's two sweet potatoes.

"Then you are in the..." I pointed to Cao Gonggong. "In the presence of this stuff, you can talk to Pooh. Isn't the symptoms much lighter?"

I was called "funny", and Cao Gonggong was not angry at all. He continued to smile.

"The apprentice of Ye Lin, my apprentice, and I think this apprentice is very weak..."

For the first time, I heard Xiaoqin admit that she was an apprentice. Cao Gonggong was excited to squat across the bonfire, and immediately applied to see the emperor’s three worships, while shouting:

“Yongshi’s mother is in charge, and the disciples are grateful. I wish the master and the teacher a good combination for a hundred years, and the generations of the rivers and lakes...”

Cao Gonggong's funny look made Xiaoqin straight, and the face reflected by the bonfire was redder.

She carefully adjusted the angle of the straw hat so that the front hat was raised high so that the flame would not lick the straw hat.

Another beetle flew and fell on the straw hat of Xiaoqin. I quietly blown the beetle away, and did not let Xiaoqin be scared.

Don't misunderstand, it's not that I am considerate, but I think that if Xiao Qin panic and throws the barbecue fork with the sweet potato, just poke the opposite of Cao Gonggong, then Cao Gonggong will not be subject to the sharpness and flame. Injury, if it is not good, it will become a dead fat man.

How to say, Cao Gonggong is also my father's bad friend, Cao's son, I can't let him die like the American flash animation "Happy Tree".

"Mother, Master." See Xiaoqin behaved happily, Cao Gonggong said with a sullen face, "What is the teacher's command, even though the disciple said, the disciple must be done."

"If the teacher does not understand the **** of the school committee, the disciples should use the dragon claws to teach her words, and the disciples will go out and die..."

Cao Gonggong swears loyalty and succumbs to his fingers, and he is very forced to do so.

I angered: "You want to touch it yourself, Guan Xiaoqin."

Cao Gonggong stipulated: "According to the disciple, the teacher did not really like the palace color. I don't believe that we let the teacher say it, the mother, you are..."

Xiaoqin shook his head hard and turned his face to attach ear canal to me:

"I... Although I am not afraid of Cao Gonggong, I still can't talk to the boys. You can help me tell him that his kindness is my heart, but I am a good person. I can't bully Gong Caicai, next time Ye Lin. When my classmates are not present, come back and discuss with me, how to deal with the **** of the cow..."

Have a good person like you, and say that your classmates are cow big breasts... I will not tell you this kind of words, you have to say it yourself.

"Your teacher can't talk to you, you just have to be respectful as before."

While educating Cao Gonggong, I was bored with a branch to make a bonfire.

Xiaoqin handed me the sweet potato in my right hand. "Ye Lin students want to taste it, this is almost baked."

I laughed very happy.

"I remember when Ye Lin was a child, he liked to eat roasted sweet potatoes. Now it is the same. When I first transferred to school, I also ordered me to go outside the school to buy baked sweet potatoes."

Don't mention that thing... you have run a few streets in the cold wind, you are afraid of cold, maybe it is because of that time, the root cause of dysmenorrhea has been buried.

With Xiao Qin's sweet potato swaying in front of my nose, I smelled a sweet smell, and the saliva in my mouth could not help but accelerate.

But I decided to hold back, because the roasted sweet potatoes are easy to eat, and after the squad leader has set up the barbecue, there are more delicious ones to choose from, and there is no need to be anxious.

"(*^__^*)嘻嘻... Ye Lin still remembers that in the winter in the big house, it was cold in the cold, and Ye Lin came to my house to eat with me in front of the stove."

I remember, at that time, there were people in Dongshan City who had collapsed popcorn in the streets, but they didn’t often come to the vicinity of the courtyard. So the children who grinned were DIY, and it was the easiest to get a powder strip as close as possible to the fire. Snack making method.

But... I don’t seem to be voluntarily going to your house. It’s because you’re in the snowball fights of the kids, my snowball hurts you, so you’re slamming me on the thick snow. Said, I also dragged my nose and face back to your home, forcing me to give you a toasted noodle.

I sat on a plush mat and watched the cartoons happily. When I finished eating, I reached out and asked me to do it. When I baked slowly, I threw the leftover noodles.

Ah, the virtual fire is rising. The boy who was bullied in childhood is shouting in the depths of my soul. I want to throw Xiaoqin’s straw hat into the fire. In short, I try to make her cry.

No, I have to be patient, I must be patient. If I can't balance Xiaoqin as a girlfriend, I will regard Xiaoqin as my sister.

Amy doesn't always make trouble to me, even punching and kicking me (although Amy doesn't hurt).

I never gave birth to Amy, saying that "sister" is a privilege in me. If she regards Xiaoqin as her sister, she should not be more accountable than the one she had done to me before.

Oh, it seems that I still can't completely dissolve it. According to Buddhism, my demons are also very serious.

Maybe it will lead to the marriage of Dad and Auntie, and let Xiaoqin officially become a brother and sister in the household registration relationship, and it will change.

When thinking about this, Xiong Yaoyue shredded a dozen or so strange purple fruits on the barbecue fork and frowned.

"Cut, the squad leader is defensively rigorous, has no chance to steal food, and says something ‘no help, it will only add chaos,’”

When I finished, I went to my side and held the purple fruit on the fire.

"what is this."

As the purple fruit bursts with heat, giving off the taste of degraded wine and expired peanut butter, I quickly licked my nose and asked.

"I don't know." Xiong Yaoyue replied with a smile, and licked his lips with anticipation. "This is the kind of wild fruit that the squad leader prevented me from eating on the mountainside. I found that there are also the top of the mountain. I picked more than a dozen. Try it."

"How can the fruit be grilled and eaten?"

"Be brave to explore, because the squad leader is always worried about this poison, that is poisonous, not that the flame can be disinfected."

When Xiong Yaoyue said this expression, he should really think that he is very smart.

The juice of the purple fruit flows down to the flame, and the flame burns more quickly.

Nima also contains alcohol, and this increasingly strange taste, so that the opposite of Cao Gonggong also began to cover the nose, I am afraid it is really not a good thing.

"Vini, don't eat this, we will give you two baked sweet potatoes."

I took the skewer of the sweet potato from Xiaoqin and stuffed it directly into the hands of Xiong Yaoyue.

Anyway, staying for a while is good, I can still eat beef and mutton, and Xiaoqin can also eat seafood.

Xiong Yaoyue did not know the small abacus in my heart, and it was very happy to take the baked sweet potato.

"Give me everything, what do you eat?"

"Nothing, we are not in a hurry." I waved my hand generously, and at the same time gave a look to Xiaoqin, Xiaoqin instantly understood, and began to look at the frozen seafood swallowing water near the grill.

"The craft of Xiaoqin baked sweet potatoes seems to be really stronger than me..."

The barbecue fork that Xiong Yaoyue could not take in his hand was caught with his legs and began to open the skin of a baked sweet potato.

"There is only the outside is black..."

Why, your own baked sweet potato, even inside is black, the kind of completely carbonized sweet potato, you still eat it, how do you live to the present.

"Do you want it?" Xiong Yaoyue had a baked sweet potato, and the bunch of unknown wild fruits that he wanted to string himself had been baked into a purple glimpse and given to Cao Gonggong.

Cao Gonggong quickly waved his hand: "I haven't lived enough yet."

"The coward." Xiong Yaoyue turned him with a white eye, and then in order to prove that he was brave enough, he actually baked the sweet potato and ate all the purple roasted wild fruit.