I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

Lying in the trough, is a snake.

The dark brown back is distributed with equally spaced red stripes, like a magnified N times no legs... This is a red snake, 20 cm should still belong to the juvenile snake, but the juvenile snake bites There is no pressure on the dead minor.

When I was afraid to move freely, Xiaoqin, who had just been scared to death by flying insects, suddenly found the baby like to run over, bent down, grabbed the seven inches of the red snake, and smashed it from the ground. stand up.

The red snake was caught and could not use his own fangs. He had to coil around the right arm of Xiaoqin, and at the same time he looked back at Xiaoqin with an angry look and spit blood red letters.

"(*^__^*)嘻嘻...Ye Lin, you see, how cute the little snake."

Xiao Qin was very happy to show me.

"Cute your sister, don't come over, the snake is more terrible than the beetle. Why are you afraid of the snake and the beetle?"

I was vomited by this, and Xiaoqin seemed to realize what he was, muttering to himself: "I’m right... I can obviously yell, there is a snake on the ground, and then I rush to Ye Lin’s arms...”

Then it will be saved. Otherwise, in the long run, you will definitely evolve to walk on the street. Immediately after seeing the pedestrians, you will pounce on me and shout "It is a man, it is terrible."

"Don't hold it, throw it away, throw it a little further." I shouted. "If you bite you or other classmates, you will be in trouble."

“Ye Lin’s classmates are too fond of worrying. I didn’t see the snake, but inspired the inspiration for the serial killing case...”

Don’t say that, while you put the red snake into your bag, you want to ask the squad leader to take something from your bag and let them get bitten.

Ah, suddenly recalled, the same thing, the little bully had done to me before.

Put a non-toxic snake that I didn’t know where to get it into the bag, and then lie to me that there is sugar in the bag. As a result, I reached out to touch the sugar. I only touched a cold and damp thing, and then I was bitten. Although the snake is not poisonous, but I don’t let go of it when I bite it, I screamed in the room with a snake, and Xiaoqin smiled and rolled her stomach on the ground.

It is because of this childhood shadow that I have an abnormal fear of snakes. Once they are discovered, they immediately secrete a large amount of adrenaline, stimulate the war or escape the reaction. In short, they cannot wait and see.

Hey, I am also a snake in my own loss. In addition to the squad leader, the other two are in the second (3) class.

In addition to fear of heights and not swimming, I actually have a third weakness that is too sensitive to snakes, and occasionally I ask people for directions... I have more than five weaknesses, big events, ancient The Greek hero Achilles had only one weakness in his ankles, and he died in the end. I must be careful not to increase my weaknesses.

"Not so serious." Xiao Qin still smiled and said, "Listen to my mother, it is very common in China to practice snakes. In addition to the things that like to bite soft things and bite people, the toxicity is very weak, for hundreds of years. There are no cases of casualties in the coming..."

"That can't be loaded into the bag. You said that the red snake likes to bite soft things, isn't it..."

Do you still remember the movie that Cleopatra committed suicide with a poisonous snake and was killed by a poisonous snake biting the milk house?

You are planning to hide the toxic weak red snake in your bag, and then let the palace color and the squad leader be bitten in the chest by a red snake who likes to bite soft things.

How vicious, your grievances are so great that you should send such precious chests under the fangs of ugly reptiles.

"It won't hurt too much." Xiaoqin said as he smashed the red snake into the bag. "So small snakes, their teeth are very short, and even the squad leader's bras may not be able to penetrate..."

Sure enough, is this kind of plan to do it? How can you make it happen? The squad leader and the chest of the palace color are guarded by me. I will hand over the snake so that we can still be friends.

With the lofty goal of protecting female students, I handed the steel pipe equipment to the left hand, and then rushed over to grab the red snake with Xiaoqin.

Although there is some fear in the heart of the snake, but the man does not dare to face his own fear, it can never grow.

"Ah, didn't hold it steady, it fell to the ground."

With the exclamation of Xiaoqin, the red snake fell to our feet, and I couldn't help but stop the heart for a second. Even though I knew that the other side was weak, I couldn't help but subconsciously avoid it.

This red-snake snake screamed twice, to the women's federation... No, it was the belly scales, and quickly broke into the depths of the grass.

Please note that I was not scared and confused, and the pronunciation was ambiguous. Besides, the Women’s Federation was already very powerful. After my second uncle was beaten by my wife, I had no choice but to go to the Women’s Federation and the result was completely ignored. I also asked my second aunt to let her guide other poor women who were suffering from domestic violence. How to counterattack.

The road under the foot was a slope, not flat. When I avoided the red snake, I accidentally stepped on a small stone and immediately lost my balance.

I shouldn’t have to do it. I shouldn’t go to the direction of Xiaoqin. I’m wearing the “Yin and Yang’s touch of porcelain”. Even if I hit the ground, I won’t fall. Why do I have to fall forward? Put the little celery down under him.

Xiaoqin was a little surprised at first, but soon with a happy expression that he was willing to pay, surrounded my neck from below.

The straw hat on the head also fell, and the scattered short hair touched the green grass, giving a fresh and natural feeling.

"Sure enough, using snakes as props is right..." Xiao Qin said to himself in a very low voice.

Why, I am fooled again. Isn’t Xiaoqin originally intended to use the red snake to bite the squad leader and the chest of the palace color, she just wants to use the snake to get in touch with me.

The feeling of playing with Xiao Qin in the applause made me very uncomfortable. At this time, the two of us had fallen behind because of the dispute over the practice of snakes. I intend to get up from Xiaoqin immediately.

Although, even the flat chest of the small celery, leaving my body touch is quite beautiful, but now is not indulging in the gentle township.

As a result, I got up in the upper body and encountered difficulties in the lower body.

I said that the blessings are unparalleled, and the misfortunes are not alone. Today I finally realized.

Specially, Xiaoqin couldn’t easily wear a pair of jeans. I was very appreciative before, and the result was an accident immediately because of jeans.

Because I am wearing a pair of jeans today, the zipper of the crotch of my jeans and Xiao Qin, actually, actually hooked together, how can not be separated.

Asshole, why is the zipper position of women's jeans to be the same as that of our men? You obviously don't need this zipper.

Super pits, the zippers of each other were hooked, and I dare not use brute force to break open, worrying that the pants will be damaged, and the wild mountains and mountains are not replaced.

I have the heart to reach out and think that it must be very close to the private part of Xiaoqin, as if I want to use her hand to marry her.

The most terrible thing is that Xiaoqin is enjoying this accident. He holds my neck tightly and makes a "squeaky" sound under me. Is there any temptation? It is like the two of us fighting on the mountain road.

The hips are retreating, twisting left and right, trying to get the zipper apart before and after. When I was doing this very awkward movement, Xiong Yao ran down and looked for us.

"The squad leader sees you falling behind, let me come over... I rely on."

Xiong Yaoyue saw our actions, and immediately stood still no longer moving forward, and made a loud voice.

I looked at me with a look of contempt, and Xiaoqin under my body, and said with both hands:

"Ye Lin, Xiao Qin, you two still let people not live, do this kind of thing in broad daylight, I burned you on behalf of the people on behalf of the government."

When did our great motherland be renamed the FFF Republic.

"Vini, you listen to me, this is an accident, things are not what you think."

I supported the ground with one hand and the other hand extended to Xiong Yaoyue.

"Don't come over, you are touched by your current hand, I am afraid of pregnancy." Xiong Yaoyue turned his eyes and said, "You are also a little bitter, Ye Lin asked what you asked for, and this is a public occasion. Just walking in front of you."

"No way, Ye Lin likes this..." Xiao Qin whispered in a playful expression.

Now come to install the victim, have the hands that have put your neck around me in advance.

"Vini, you can take a closer look." I licked my dry lips. "We didn't take off our pants. We both got hooked together because of the jeans zipper. ”

"What, don't take off your pants, do you dry?" Xiong Yaoyue widened his eyes. "Hey, I’m going to make the jeans zipper hook together."

"No." I waved. "It was suddenly hooked up after the fall. It was for the sake of understanding."

"Which is so coincidental." Xiong Yaoyue said that he did not believe, "Don't think that I am not smart enough, I can lie to me."

Later, I asked Xiaoqin a little curiously: "Well, would you feel comfortable?"

Xiaoqin closed his eyes shyly. "Not bad... Ye Lin is very good at technology..."

Don't praise me in this place, and what kind of technology is needed to "dry up" this kind of thing.

Suddenly there was a white mobile phone that slid down the slide along the leaves on the mountain road.

In the back chasing the mobile phone, it is a face full of sweat, because of the panting of the palace color.

Although at the beginning of the team and the squad leader in the team, but quickly fell to the end of the team because of physical strength.

At this time, because of catching up with the falling mobile phone, I ran for a while in the direction down the mountain.

As a result, Gong Caicai's love madness 4 fell to the foot of Xiong Yaoyue. Xiong Yaoyue bent agilely and the phone was picked up.

"Hah, how do you thank me for the color." Xiong Yaoyue smugly, and asked for the court color that could not be said because of running.

When Gong Caicai saw me and Xiaoqin on the ground, she immediately covered her eyes palely.

"I, I didn't see anything, I was nearsighted, so I didn't see anything, spare me."

The two legs in the cropped trousers also slammed.