I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

For the black history of the squad leader told by the big horn, some students doubt their authenticity and suggest that first-year students have not necessarily believed in water monsters and the like.

"You are stupid." The big horn yelled. "You think the squad leader and I are first grade. Are the first-grade students in the swimming pool? Many of them are preschool children. The squad leader is wearing a white swimsuit and swimming in the water. A large bundle of hair immediately floats up, unlike a monster who is like a drowning female ghost..."

"Don't tell me," said the squad leader. "I didn't stop studying in the swimming class because the children said that I was a monster."

It turned out that this is really the case. These **** bear children actually said so beautiful. The loli squad leader of the year was a water monster, at least it was said to be a mermaid.

At this time, the 23rd road car stopped at the station, and the three passengers outside our class just happened to get off at this station, but no one got on the bus, so the second (3) class really realized the feat of 90 wallet cars. .

"Vini, don't drink Coke." The squad leader, who was embarrassed because the black history was uncovered, reprimanded Xiong Yaoyue to divert everyone's attention.

"There is still an hour's drive. You have a stomach and you want to go to the toilet."

"Nothing, screaming." Xiong Yaoyue did not take it for granted. "I have a big bladder and I practiced it when I was in the Internet."

When the class teacher was in the teacher's face, he admitted that he was soaking the net, and the teacher did not even care about it. He was as thin as a monkey, and he picked his own white hair in the sunlight and made a sigh of sigh.

Seeing Zhuang around me seems to sleep very hard, the big horn let PHS look at her, then move the position behind Xiaoqin, staring at Xiaoqin's wrist, enviously asked:

"Xiao Qin, you have a beautiful bracelet in your hand, who bought it for you."

Since Xiaoqing’s birthday on July 28th, I was given the support of Huo Zhenbang and gave her a pair of jade bracelets. Xiaoqin wore them all day long and got a set of sentimental tokens.

Fortunately, I no longer wear the child who was sent to me by the melancholy, and I bought the children’s watch on the Swiss stall. Otherwise, the tight strap must definitely wear the skin.

When listening to the big horn, Xiao Qin smiled happily.

In other words, Xiong Yaoyue had just spoken to Xiaoqin for a long time, but he didn’t notice the pair of bracelets at all. Sure enough, the focus of the woman’s attention is not on this. For Xiong Yaoyue, the clothes only need to consider whether it is convenient to exercise, what is the jewelry? Will increase resistance when running, so never choose, unless it is "50 agile", "200 life" jewelry.

"(*^__^*)嘻嘻... Pretty." Xiaoqin raised his hand to show off the bracelet. "This pair of jade bracelets was given to me by Ye Lin. I will wear them all my life." ”

"Oh, really?" The big horn looked at me with suspicion.

"No." I denied, "I didn't give it to Xiaoqin, but her family bought it for her."

To a certain extent, I not only did not lie, but also said the truth, originally the jade bracelet is the father of Xiao Qin, Huo Zhenbang asked me to transfer.

The big trumpet gave me a blank look. "Hey, such a precious thing, I know you can't afford it."

Xiaoqin didn't think about why I wanted to deny that something was sent by me. Instead, I said with a happy face full of happiness:

"Is Ye Lin already thinking of me as a family member, so happy..."

You are right, the sister who is scheduled, of course, is the family.

At this time, Zhuang suddenly opened her eyes and said what called for everyone to raise funds. When she bought the hula hoop and gave it to the big horn as a bracelet, the big horn had no ruthlessly licking her fingers with lobster pliers.

"Hey~~~~~~~,."

Zhuang Ni, like a person who suffered internal injuries in a martial arts novel, spurted a burst of blood from the mouth, and then turned it over to the big horn, and did not move.

The trough is scary, although the total amount of blood spurting is not much, but a trace of blood hangs on the corner of the mouth, very very visual impact.

The skill of vomiting blood, Zhuang Ni has also been used twice in the first day. It seems that her only weak place is the repeated duodenal ulcer. It is not cured all the year round. For others, upper abdominal pain and indigestion It was a very annoying thing, but Zhuang Ni didn't take it seriously, and she also developed her own anti-day moves by slamming one of her acupuncture points and letting herself vomit blood directly.

You are the second heir to the Beidou Shenquan, even the "secret hole, new bloody" will (although it is to spurt yourself), no wonder you and Xiaoqin met as an enemy. It turns out that you are all graduated from Lanxiang Beidou Shenquan, and bear the sad fate of competing for inheritance.

However, Zhuang Ni is the best dedication to pretend to be dead. The big trumpet clips your fingers. Even if the strength is comparable to that of ancient sticks, it is impossible to vomit blood from your folder. Familiar with your classmates, you know that you are deliberate. Scary, not particularly surprised.

The squad leader shook his head and apologized to the driver and said, "Sorry, we will be responsible for cleaning the serum on the ground before getting off the bus."

I have never seen such a driver in the world but I was scared. I hurriedly shook my head: "No, don't clean up, I will hurry up, you can let your classmates not die in my car."

"is it here."

Although she was the first to see Zhuang Ni vomiting blood, she immediately saw through her tactics, and tried to figure out somewhere in her abdomen.

"Listen to the grandfather, if there is a gastrointestinal disease, suddenly hitting here, it is possible to let yourself vomit blood actively..."

It’s a martial arts family, but Zhuang Ni, who always feels that she has researched this acupoint, is more admirable. This is a genius girl, who has made her body inappropriate, and I have found out how many times I have poked myself. Acupuncture points, you want to die, you really want to die.

When Xiao Qin was looking for his own acupuncture point, he accidentally noticed the bare ring finger of his left hand.

"That... Ye Lin classmate." Xiaoqin said hesitantly. "You gave me the engagement ring, I didn't forget to bring it, but placed it in the secret place of the house..."

Hey, referring to the two-dollar plastic ring that I bought for you on the carpet on your birthday, you haven't throw it yet.

"Because it is customary, if the engagement ring is lost before the official marriage, it is unlucky, so I did not wear it when I came to the wilderness... Ye Lin will not be angry."

Who will be angry for this kind of thing, if the ring is lost, it will be lost. If you lose it, I will buy you a valuable point...

Slowly, if you buy a ring of expensive points for Xiaoqin, isn’t it true that this is the engagement ring?

I don't want to fix the road of life when I was 14 years old. Who promised you must marry you, I have to study the martial arts to break through the void, you are not burdened with the heirs of the Beidou Shenquan, and with the teacher of Cress. "The comics have ruined the great mission of all mankind. We have done these things separately, and then we will discuss marriage."

What's more, our parents will definitely get married soon, then you will become my sister, your sister, don't always say that the ring that your brother gave you is an engagement ring.

There is a sister like Amy who is staring at my virginity sister, isn’t it enough?

Sadly, what is the evil taste of the creator of this world, why do you have to make me a "sister demon"?

After Zhuang Ni vomited blood, the driver of the 23rd road was afraid of his life, so he opened his mind and drove a broken bus like the Long March II rocket. Stop, in less than 40 minutes, I transported everyone to the bus stop sign of "Cuisongshan Station".

There was a light rain on the Yining District. After everyone got off the bus, they found that the air was very fresh. The plants were covered with water drops. The sun shone on them, reflecting the golden color, and the young girls with laughter and laughter. Formed a poetic picture.

“It feels good.” Some people exclaimed, “I thought the squad leader told us to come here, it’s just cheap, but I didn’t expect it to be quite like it, at least there was a lot of negative ions in the air.”

Ah, juvenile, in fact, the squad leader is really cheap, the bottom of the Cuisongshan station, usually the soil, today is raining to make the air pleasant, all kinds of people feel small and fresh.

All the way to sit in the window, let the sun sun for a long time, Xiong Yaoyue, at this time pick up his white T-shirt round neck, sniffing under the nose.

"Not bad, I thought there would be a sweaty smell, and the result is all the smell of the sun."

The woman man finally said a relatively small and fresh words.

As a result, Zhuang Ni, who is still bloodshot at the corner of her mouth, explained next to her:

"The so-called taste of the sun is a kind of tiny arthropod called the 'dust mites' of the genus Aphididae. After being scorched by the sun, the corpse exudes a paste."

Xiong Yaoyue suddenly frowned on the brow, do not know whether it is disgusting to the dust mites, or do not believe that there are so many small creatures that are invisible to the naked eye.

Zhuangni turned to the boy who said that the air was fresh:

"As for the fresh taste after the rain, it is the smell of the actinomycetes spores..."

The boy immediately caught his nose. What is the **** actinomy spore? This kind of thing that sounds mitotic, the subconscious makes people feel a little disgusting.

Zhuang Ni, how much do you hate the world? Why do you want to destroy small and fresh, why destroy the good things in your heart, why do you want to make everyone die?

"Everyone keeps up with me, no one wants to fall behind."

The squad leader went to the front of the team.

When I got off the bus, the squad leader had already counted the number of people. This time, I finally ignored the chameleon.

Although the chameleon was the last car and the foot was still not touched, the driver immediately pressed the button to close the door and almost pinched him in the middle...

I believe that the driver is not intentional. When I think about it carefully, the driver does not seem to have received the ticket from the chameleon classmate. The honest squad leader has forgotten to remind the driver that there is only one person...

The squad leader is certainly not intentional...