I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

"Ye Lin, I am sorry..." Xiao Qin admitted to me sincerely, "Because I have not found a mushroom of the right size, so..."

You still remember the nuclear mushroom. You, the magical character who used the swaying microstep to move on the weekday, did not expect to be realistic in cooking sculpture.

Fortunately, I didn't find a suitable mushroom. If you squat on the Bento villalet with my prototype and install a mushroom (next scale), then I have no appetite.

Who wants to eat their own mushrooms, bastards, although Pentaxes said that there are people in the basic field who can do this, and even for this special operation to remove the two ribs, so as to increase the flexibility of the human body......

The terrible picture quickly rolled away from my mind. I didn't have the loneliness and metamorphosis to that extent. Now I am eating the lunch made by my girlfriend.

Well, the so-called "beauty" is a certain amount of water.

I mainly eat with my eyes closed.

Because this lunch is the same as chocolate made into a stool shape.

The taste is above the standard, but the appearance is absolutely unsatisfactory.

"Ye Lin's classmates ate me... I made a meal, I am so happy..."

Don't pant, whoever eats you, even if you eat, you can't be in this place.

And it is not to say that it is gorging, but I am thinking about this lunch. Before I came out, I only ate a Saqima to fill my stomach.

Because it took a lot of physical strength to carry frozen seafood, I felt hungry ahead of time.

Don't be proud, it's not because you have a good lunch. Your cooking is still far from the squad, basically the difference between a star-rated meal and a street food.

"Xin Qin actually made a lunch for Ye Lin." Sitting in the last row of the big horn and Xiao Lingtong whispered to the ear candid, "This childhood is too laborious, no one can give me a lunch."

"Wang Qianli." Sitting on the right side of the PHS, Zhuang Ni by the window, said a strange name.

"If you and Wang Qianli are neighbors from a young age, you should have a meal now."

Forever lack of sleep, Zhuang Ni, who is black with a circle of eyes, muttered.

"Hey, it's too late." The big horn came to the interest. "Wang Qianli is who you are, how old, is he cooking very well?"

Zhuang Ni’s illness, like Xizi’s three-pointer, is slightly frowning, as if it’s impossible to decide whether Wang Qianli’s cooking is good or bad.

"In short, the customer who had eaten his meal never said bad..."

"Then he is a chef." PHS asked.

“No.” Zhuang Ni said with a blank expression. “Wang Qianli is the zoo's breeder, who is mainly responsible for feeding hippos and elephants. It is suitable for the childhood of a big horn...”

"Well, you ironic me." The big horn gnashed his teeth and licked Zhuang Ni’s neck.

Zhuang Ni put the shawl long hair out of the window, and then half of the body also explored, seeing a thrilling scene, scared the driver to look at the rearview mirror and shouted: "Danger, motion sickness, don't go that posture. Spit."

The big horn and the PHS were naturally scared enough. They used to use the famous lobster tongs to go to Zhuang Ni’s big horn, but they slammed Zhuang from the window.

"The frequency of your death is too high." The big horn put Zhuang on the seat.

Zhuang Ni did not care to sleep directly in the second, to see her pale face, even if she had already died, there are people to believe.

On this side, I closed my eyes and sipped my rice, and suddenly I felt a strip on my lips.

Hard, cool, with a salty atmosphere that belongs to the sea.

Nima is not a kelp.

It’s not the kind of deep-colored kelp that Xiaoqin used to code my nuclear mushroom.

Bastard, this thing feels so strange to the mouth, to a certain extent, this is a substitute for my little jj.

I pushed it away from my lips for the first time. Xiao Qin saw my movement and said with concern:

"The picky eaters can't live for a hundred years. If Ye Lin's classmates pass away in advance because of picky eaters, leave me alone."

I picked up the black kelp and shook it in front of Xiaoqin:

"I usually still eat kelp, but this kelp used for coding, I definitely do not eat, you want to eat you."

The cheeks under the celery straw hat turned red.

"Really... really give me something to eat, obviously something that is very important to Ye Lin’s classmates..."

Important, your sister, just a plant leaf rich in iodine.

In addition, don't use the kind of shy and sorrowful eyes that are mixed with fear and worship, and look up at the kelp from the bottom up.

Because of the tone of your voice and the expression, the sea cucumber in one part of my body began to swell.

Fortunately, I am sitting. If I stand, I should be stuffed. I will put a tent in front of the class and I don’t know what kind of contempt.

Xiaoqin seems to be unconscious and continues to tease me with words.

"Although there are so many people in the car, it is shameful to eat the baby of Ye Lin."

It’s okay to say that kelp is not working. The kind of terrible scene you hinted at can only happen on Indian buses.

"Ah, no, I am embarrassed." Xiaoqin squinted and shook his head. "But if Ye Lin really wants to do this, please feed me."

After saying it, "Ah," I tried to open my mouth as much as possible, and closed my eyes obediently.

Long eyelashes, shaking nervously while waiting.

Pink lips, pink mouth, pink tongue, is really a fascinating existence.

In a very complicated mood, I overcame the bumps of the bus in the principle of not wasting food, and put the kelp on the tip of Xiaoqin.

"Great big... can't swallow it..." After Qin Qin closed her mouth, she made a very painful and troublesome expression.

"Who will let you swallow it directly, will not bite it and swallow it again?"

"Hey, can you use your teeth?" Xiaoqin said something in his mouth, and said vaguely, "In that case, Ye Lin will not feel pain."

Of course, I feel pain. The conversation between you and me makes me very painful. Don’t attract the eyes of my classmates.

I solved Xiaoqin's lunch with the fastest speed, and returned the empty lunch box with rice grains to Xiaoqin. I don't know if it is "taste is good" or "not to pose next time".

I didn’t expect Xiao Qin to give me a deep ritual, respectfully said: “Thank you for your hospitality.”

"Who treats you, obviously food is what you do."

"No, Ye Lin gave me the cherries, and the kelp that is more important than cherries."

Hello, isn't cherries the material you use to make the heart? When did I say that the little friend is more important than the heart? There is no blood supply to the heart. The little friend is a dead snake.

No, before that, I am already dead.

"In short...Thank you, Mr. Ye Lin, what you fed me, I have eaten well in my stomach..."

What do you blush, as if I really fed something that is not harmonious to you.

At this time, Xiong Yaoyue in the front row couldn’t help it. She went back and said:

"You both have a little time, I promised to keep you secret, but you are sweet everywhere, others will find it sooner or later."

"Yes, yes, I know." Xiaoqin promised to pack the lunch box.

At this time, the bus had already left the city. The dirt road caused the bumps to intensify. The squad leader had to sit back on the engine cover. In order to let the seats go out as much as possible, she often chose this position.

In other words, it is summer, the temperature of the cover of the engine is high, and the squad leader wearing jeans does not feel the panic of the hips.

The squad leader did fine-tune the posture every two minutes, probably worried that the **** was cooked.

Ah, I’m disgusted with the fact that the squad leader’s **** caught fire and then panicked and fired.

When the window passed through a field of wheat, the squad suddenly sat up from the engine cover, but it should not be hot, but found that some scenes changed compared with Sunday.

I also followed the squad leader's gaze, only to see it in a faraway place, like a deja vu, a gang wearing a vest, and a fat dog.

The old man was sitting in front of his house and smoking a cigarette, facing a bare field and screaming at the mother. The dog also called two times from time to time.

Ah, the squad leader’s face was a thick smile. I remembered it. This is probably the marijuana field reported by the squad leader on Sunday. It was shoveled away. The police officer is acting fast.

Fortunately, it has not caused great harm. It is just a criticism of the old man’s criticism. However, looking at the old man’s expression, he is very dissatisfied.

He wouldn’t think of it anyway. The person who reported him was in this suburban 23 bus, and he had no interest in him, not even his handsome neighbor.

The squad leader took out his mobile phone and watched the action. He was typing text at a medium or higher speed.

It is estimated that a diary is being written.

I saw the cannabis field being shoveled off, so I felt it.

Ever since I realized that the physical diary was not safe enough, the squad leader gradually began to use an application called "Writing for the Note" (English name wiz), writing a diary on the mobile phone and computer, of course, there is an access password, it is said that it can be encrypted twice. .

Anyway, the paperless diary can also protect the forest, low carbon and environmental protection, and fully meet the requirements of the squad leader.

The reason why I am familiar with this predecessor is "Net Text Fast Capture" software, because Cao Gonggong and my dad have used it... because it can paste the pictures on the H website and save them locally.

Of course, listening to Shu Zhe, the squad leader uses wiz mainly to keep a diary, and sometimes use it to save life tips in various qq spaces, as well as healthy recipes.

The same tool, used by different people, gives people the feeling that it is not the same thing.

If wiz asks the squad leader to come to the contemporary speaker, it is an office software. I like to arrange the schedule and classify the information into the favorites of people with obsessive-compulsive disorder.

Let Cao Gonggong and my dad endorse, immediately become a yellow software, save the post on the grassy community, do not export to html format to generate a folder, you can immediately use the built-in viewing software, in order Rotate the H picture in the post.

Not only do you see it yourself, but also through the group and comment function of Wiz, and the people who are with the HHH will have a good picture, and a large group of people will watch the comments together.

In order to make it easier for everyone to find out, they also added labels such as "mouth x" and "yan x" to the map stickers.

Finally, the monthly free traffic from the software is used to upload these H posts to the Wiz server for permanent backup, in case they can be passed to their sons in the future.

You are going to explode the server of others. Wiz is a knowledge management software, not a warehouse for you to color the material.

"Hey." Cao Gonggong once expressed his thoughts on this. "As soon as I think of my Super H collection, I actually put it on the same server as the squad leader's diary. I think it's so cool, so cool. ......"