I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

To organize everyone to go to the Cuixong Mountain Wild Tour, we must first count the number of participants. After a round of calls, I and the squad leader looked at each other and seemed to be waiting for the other party to inform Xiao Qin.

The squad leader’s gaze seemed to say: “Is it not possible for Ye Shushu and Ren Ayi to remarry, so that you and Xiaoqin are brothers and sisters, and it’s best for you to inform us.”

My gaze said: "Since it is the activity of the squad leader, it is up to you to inform me. I have just notified some boys to help you."

As a result, because the contact classmates made a lot of calls, the squad leader’s mobile phone was not fully charged at this time.

"I want to charge you with my mobile phone."

I generously raised the yellow wind blame mobile phone, intends to hand over, this domestic cottage machine because it has not been able to touch the squad leader's love machine, so eager to try.

"No need." The squad leader's white mobile phone puts on the lady's fan of ice and jade, a gesture that refuses me thousands of miles away.

What is the cow, it is obviously the old mobile phone used by Shu Zhe, the precious electricity is not for you, then I will keep it.

"If you have electricity on your mobile phone, you will call to inform Xiaoqin and ask if she wants to participate."

It’s not that I don’t want to call Xiaoqin, but Xiaoqin’s ringtone is “Marrying a Grey Wolf”, listening to a French media report: often watching “Pleasant Goat” reduces IQ, I think I listened too much to this song. It may also cause some damage to my IQ.

Rarely, the mobile phone of Xiaoqin, which is usually used in a dozen times, is now showing no one to answer.

It’s been repeated three times, and I can’t help but wonder.

"Small sister must have gone to take a shower." Shu Zhe, who is next to him, has a lot of experience to say that he is a man who has handed over several girlfriends.

After coming down from the 23rd road car, I and my squad leader and sister went back home.

I originally planned to call home and then call Xiaoqin. I didn’t expect to go to my door, and the door opened.

And wearing apron, smiling Xiao Qin, standing in the living room to greet me.

"Dangdang Dangdang, Ye Lin students have worked hard, welcome to go home."

I rely on this situation, how a newlywed wife greets the husband of the next class, and how do you open the door and enter my home.

"That... Ye Lin, I just learned a new recipe, I can't wait to eat it for Ye Lin, so I came to your house... I just didn't pick you up, I wanted to give a surprise..."

I didn't ask you why you came to my house. I asked how you came to my house. Is it from the window? Isn't the balcony window closed?

Xiaoqin pinched the lower edge of the white apron, asked with three points of shame and seven points of excitement:

"Ye Lin, the glutinous rice chicken rolls in the steamer will be cooked. Wait for you to eat chicken rolls first, or eat first... eat me first."

The afternoon sun shines through the balcony into the living room. Under the backdrop of two bicolor jade bracelets, Xiaoqin’s arm looks particularly textured.

I don't know if it is in contact with water vapor in the kitchen. The elbow bends through the tender pink color. There is really a feeling of "looking good".

I shook my head hard and rushed out of my mind.

"Whoever wants to eat you, it looks like it's not good." I said in a disappointment, "but I didn't warn you early. If you enter the house from the window later, you will be expelled from your girlfriend's position."

Xiaoqin twisted his face and said with pride:

"It’s not that people come in from the window, it’s a good-hearted Ye Shushu who opens the door to others."

Hey, is my dad letting you in, that other people?

"Uncle Ye, I heard that I am going to come in and give dinner to Ye Lin. I am very happy to let me in. I also praised that I am more beautiful than I was when I was young."

This unprincipled father, you have clearly said that the former little kid, Xiaoqin, is difficult to marry when he grows up. As a result, when people come, do you say good things in person, or say that you are in the mother's heart, in my heart? I am so desperate to please Xiao Qin.

"Ye Lin, my mother didn't go home for dinner today. I was going to do a lot of food. I ate it with Ye Lin and Ye Shushu. As a result, Uncle Ye suddenly said that he had something to go out, please let me watch for him, dinner. I and Ye Lin have two people to eat just fine..."

Obviously I don't want to be a light bulb for me and Xiaoqin. Dad, you bought it by Xiao Qin. Are you my dad or her dad?

I bumped all the way on the 23 bus in the suburbs. At this time, I felt a little thirsty, so I opened the refrigerator door and planned to take the bottle of drink and drink it. I saw a very shocking scene.

No, it’s not that "Dad was smashed into 18 pieces, and the corpse was in the refrigerator." The degree of horror made everyone disappointed. I haven’t planned to transform into a horror film actor.

What I saw after I opened the refrigerator fresh-keeping layer was the whole two rows of eggs that were badly played in the egg trough.

Every egg was painted with a red pen on Xiaoqin, crying, laughing, angry, dazed, lack of sleep, inexplicable, in short, these eggs that were supposed to be placed in the pot, all were "Mu Cui teacher" gave a personification, ah.

"Ye Lin, I am very good at ≧ω≦" Xiao Qin was not ashamed, and asked with pride, "After opening the refrigerator, I found so many blank 'canvas' placed here, and did not hold back and play casually. A little bit..."

"In this way, when Ye Lin wants to eat eggs, he can choose the eggs with the corresponding expression according to his own mood."

"I am really ~\\(≧▽≦)/~ genius."

Genius, your sister, and not saying that your painting skills are not enough, these expressions, you are using water-based strokes, plus my refrigerator is a bit of a mild cream, the result is that all the anthropomorphic eggs, No matter whether it was crying or laughing, now all of them are bleeding from the eyes, and it’s more scary than making a chat.

I also asked me to choose eggs with similar expressions according to my mood at the time... I will meet with something, and I will laugh at the same time, and I will shed tears in my eyes.

And can these eggs be eaten, how can there be a rush to become a zombie immediately after eating?

"Ah, the pot is boiling, I have to go to the kitchen."

Xiaoqin quickly turned and ran to the kitchen, and the apron strap swayed at the waist, like a white butterfly.

Watching Xiaoqin busy in my kitchen, with a hint of clumsy, I suddenly remembered, should tell Xiaoqin, the class to organize wild things.

"Little Qin, do you like climbing mountains?"

"Like it." Xiaoqin replied without hesitation. "Is you forgotten Ye Lin, when we were young, we often went to the shipyard to climb the mountain together, and many days are so sad..."

I miss you, I was forced by your sharp branches, and I had to climb the hillside. After climbing to the top, there are nine times in ten times. You will kick me down and enjoy it. I rolled down the catastrophe on the hillside.

Note: The exception of the ten times is that I intend to start with a strong foot. When Xiao Qin is distracted, she licks her **** from behind, and she is prevented from hiding. I didn’t manage the balance and fell. And it fell worse than usual.

Apparent Xiaoqin discovered the subtle changes in my expression (somewhat close to the anthropomorphic eggs in the refrigerator), so I quickly rushed to the mouth and stopped mentioning the mountain climbing together.

"Well, the squad leader wants to organize everyone to travel to the Cuicon Mountain. It is estimated that they will stay for one night and come back the next day. Are you planning to participate?"

Xiaoqin’s eyes suddenly lit up. She held the colander in one hand and the lid in the other. She only hated that she could not swing her hands sharply to express her inner excitement.

"How can I miss the opportunity to go to the wild with Ye Lin?"

"Not playing with me, playing with everyone." I corrected her.

"And, and Ye Lin, who is sleeping with me at night, I have no other regrets this summer."

"Who will hold you to sleep, everyone lives in a hotel that has been converted into a dormitory. It is estimated that there is no double bed at all, and it must be a room for boys and boys, and a room for girls and girls."

"Is that true?" Xiaoqin's expression was a little disappointing, but he could start flashing his eyes in the eyes again. "But, since we have to stay in the scenic area for one day and one night, we will definitely find a chance to get along alone." ”

I am "frozen" to perfuse, to check my bedroom, to see if H hidden under the bed has been discovered by Xiao Qin.

The carton at the bottom of the bed has not been traced, but I put it on the hanger, a sweaty tight vest, and the position is a bit subtle.

In addition, my sheets are much flatter than before, and it seems that someone specially helped me with it.

Why didn't you clean up the other places, only the sheets were cleaned up.

I couldn't help but show up in my mind. After Qin Dad went out, I lay on my bed, put my vest under my nose and sniffed, twisting my body, and excitedly whispered:

"The taste of Ye Lin's classmates..."

The bad picture of lying in the trough, hope is only my speculation, did not happen in the real world.

"Ye Lin, the rice is good, you can have a meal." Xiaoqin called me in the living room, and the sound of the tableware on the table was also transmitted.

Despite the skepticism about Xiao Qin’s new recipes, I was attracted by the smell of the air and sat behind the dinner table.

Xiaoqin waited until I sat down at the dinner table, and I was slow to sit across from me.

Then I looked at me with a smile, and with a smile that was indescribably satisfied, I took a piece of glutinous rice chicken roll.

"Hey, don't stare at me with this kind of gaze, stare at my hair, and why don't you try your own dish first, do you want to take my poison?"

“Ye Lin’s classmates misunderstood~~~~” Xiaoqin said with a long voice. “People just think that Ye Lin’s classwork is very hard to work outside, so I want to serve Ye Lin’s classmates to eat the first bite...”

When did I change back to the young woman mode waiting for my husband to go home, and I didn’t go to work today, I went to the Science Happiness Seminar with Gong Caicai in the morning, and went to a special education school with the monitor in the afternoon...

Ah, why is there a illusion that my husband is desperately trying to get an affair outside? I obviously have nothing to do.

The phone in the trouser pocket suddenly rang.

I saw the caller showing Amy, I immediately picked it up at the dinner table.

"Hey, find me something."

"Dead servant, where are you, I am going to look for you."