I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

"Sister, don't listen to him nonsense."

Shu Zhe suddenly screamed at the door.

I must have heard that I was shaking and waking up the squad leader, afraid that I would push my responsibilities to clean, so I made this statement.

Shu Zhe, who can't come in, knocked the door panel.

"That... sister, I was forced, I was really forced, Ye Lin said, if I don't dress up as a fake mother to help him make money, he will interrupt my leg, but also... My chrysanthemum,."

I heard the words "Chrysanthemum" from the younger brother's mouth. The squad leader browed and asked, and the questioning eyes shot.

However, the soft cat's ear on the top of the head still dangles like a dog's tail grass, dangling...

Shu Zhe added oil and vinegar to continue: "Sister, not only that, Ye Lin brother forced me to give you sleeping pills, I plan to invade you after you sleep, do you think he is not keeping me out, but fortunately I deliberately put less With sleeping pills, my sister can wake up in advance."

Lying in the trough, Shu Zhe's ability to sue the wicked has been against the sky, the ability to lie has a fight with Xiao Qin, and a hundred times more vicious.

The squad leader who originally wondered why he suddenly fell asleep suddenly awake and immediately touched the lacing of the underwear through the clothes and found that he was not invaded. This was a little relieved.

Why, just like when the squad leader is riding a bicycle, there is a special lace system. The squad's underwear also has a unique personal wear style. After the uninformed person has solved it, he can't wear it back. It is really soaking all aspects of life. OCD?

"Is it true that Xiaozhe said it."

"I..." It is impossible for Shuzhe to carry this black pot, but I have to be cautious in wording so as to agree with the mouth gun reserve I just thought of, otherwise I will push it with Shu Zhe, and finally the truth will be clear, the squad leader should Put the two of us together.

Seeing that I was hesitating for a moment, the squad leader’s eyes were dark.

I don't know if it is the sequela of sleeping pills. The squad leader clenched his hands and clenched his lips. It seems to be a headache, and it seems to suffer from the inner suffering.

"you liar."

"Eh."

"Cheat me to say that I will help Xiaozhe improve her sports performance. As a result, is it to let him do that kind of thing? He also said that... To burst the chrysanthemum of Xiaozhe, how can your desires be metamorphosed to such an extent?"

"Hey, I have never said that I want to burst Shushi's chrysanthemum, it is his blame on me."

I am eager to argue: I blurted out:

"After saying that Shu Zhe is very similar to you after wearing a wig, but after all, it is not you, why should I use the knockoff goods..."

Ah, it’s not good. I accidentally said some real thoughts in my mind. I want to go down the conversation just now. I am not the same as saying: “Even if you want to burst the chrysanthemums, it’s also the squad leader’s chrysanthemum.”

The squad leader trembled with anger.

In addition, the cat's ear is also trembled. It may be that the grilled fish in the food bowl has been taken away. It is really abominable for those who do this kind of thing.

"why……"

"Eh."

"I drank a sleeping pill, why didn't you do it to me?"

"Because it is Shuzhe’s own idea to give you a sleeping pill, I have nothing to do with me, but I am a gentleman..."

The squad leader pointed to the trouser pocket of my jeans. "What is this?"

Shu Zhe just put my condom inside, under the tightness of the cloth, revealing the ring-shaped embossing unique to the condom.

"This is what your brother gave me, not what I brought."

Despite this rebuttal, I know that under this situation, there is not much persuasiveness.

Suddenly realized that Shu Zhe, this kid, would have deliberately lowered the dose of sleeping pills, so that the squad leader woke up in advance and seized my current offense to transfer responsibility.

Think about it, since I shake the squad leader with my hand, I can wake her up. If I can't stand it and just rush it, the other kind of action is quite big. Maybe it hasn't officially started yet, the squad leader will wake up. Come over.

When the two people were caught in the light, then I was dead. If it was unfortunate, when the distance between our bodies was only 0.03 mm, I would die even worse. It is estimated that even the whole body is left. No less.

So in summary, Shu Zhe told me to come to his house. It was originally intended to harm me. He knew that even if he took the squad leader’s naked photo, it would be difficult to rely on this threat squad leader. The squad leader never threatened this set. what.

As for sending me a condom, I was even more guilty. Even if I didn't use it at all, it has become a bad evidence for me.

All in all, the purpose is to transfer the squad's anger, let me be his scapegoat, this **** province's fifth Olympic Games, use your little clever here.

"Squad leader, you are calm." I said, "Please think carefully. If I am a big animal, I don't need to use sleeping pills to compare your strength."

The squad leader sneered a little. "You mean, even now, you can invade me with brute force, then why don't you come?"

Hey, I didn’t expect the squad leader to say this. The tone and expression when I said this, there is a little bit of self-destruction. There is a condom in my trouser pocket. Is it so big for you?

"You are not courageous." Seeing that I did not act, the squad leader’s mouth was a mockery.

Next, the sarcasm of the corner of the mouth disappeared and became a kind of sorrow and disappointment that was not well described.

"You think that if you infringe on me, I will definitely call the police, you will not be worth the loss, so I will retreat to the next, let Xiaozhe look like me... You are calm, calmer than me, calmly available. Pleasure and the price to pay..."

"I am not as calm as you are... you go."

Don't, don't leave the order, a pair of players who want to break up with me, I have never been with you, and I will return the fish in the bowl to you.

At this time, the door suddenly sounded knocking on the door. The squad leader stood up from the bed and planned to go to the door. He walked out a few steps and stopped. He turned back and said to me:

"Ye Lin, what is going on for me, you have to let my brother at least."

Who hit your brother's idea, and finally let Xiong Yaoyue believe that I am not gay, and then it is the turn of the squad leader to doubt my sexual orientation.

The squad leader opened the locked door of the bedroom, and Shu Zhe was waiting for the result. He saw the elder sister of the cat's ear striding out and was taken aback. I stunned Shu Zhe and finally let him hold back. Laugh out.

"Open the door, we are the gas company."

A rough male voice outside the security door.

I can't help but feel that the gas company is second only to checking the water meter and sending the express delivery. It is one of the three major means of destroying the public enemy. Is it possible for Shu Zhe to have a video chat with people and spread anti-government remarks on the Internet?

In other words, in fact, the people outside came to arrest me. I killed the iron sorrow and finally got out of the window. The police car waited downstairs. I didn't have time to explain the misunderstanding to the squad leader. I was caught in the prison and licked the soap.

Damn, it was originally calculated. After I was locked up, would the squad leader be kind enough to give me food?

However, it turns out that I have thought about it. The middle-aged man who came in was a real gas company employee, wearing a blue overalls and carrying a toolbox in his hand.

“Detect natural gas safety and see if there is a leak...”

The middle-aged man said routinely, but when he saw the squad leader who came to open the door, a pair of cat ears on the black hair, he stayed in amazement for a long while.

The uninformed squad leader, seeing the other person staring at himself for a few more seconds, was a bit strange, but did not go to the heart.

"Natural gas is here, please change your slippers." The squad leader pointed out the direction of the kitchen and took out a pair of suitable slippers from the shoe cabinet.

When the squad leader leaned over to take the slippers, the cat ears swayed up and down. The middle-aged man frowned, crossed the squad leader's head and looked at me and Shu Zhe standing in the living room.

I saw that neither Shu and I did explain the intention of the cat ear. The middle-aged man nodded in no way. It may be that a girl like the squad leader, wearing a cat's ear is an ordinary headdress, and he can't keep up with it. The times are gone.

"Oh, the standard hose used, no leaks..."

It didn't take much time, the middle-aged man completed the test, but he always unconsciously went to see the cat ears that the squad leader shook.

"Before going to bed every day, I will close the main valve." The squad leader said with pride.

"It doesn't have to be so cautious..." The middle-aged man let the squad leader leave on a test list and left in a step-by-step manner.

After sending away the inspectors, the squad leader looked at me and Shu Zhe, who stood in the living room, and began to brew their anger again.

"you guys……"

Just said two words, actually someone knocked at the door.

"Who." the squad leader asked a little annoyed.

"The gas company."

It seems that there is more than one person's voice.

"Don't you just check it out?"

"Well... just the tools are not complete, this time I want to come to a comprehensive..."

The squad leader could not open the door for them.

I am going to go, the staff of the six gas companies are all male, and they are piled up in the door of the squad leader's house. I am afraid that I am not enough to look forward.

The middle-aged man who came once once, pretending to pull out a pen, did not even enter the door, and was monitored in the air.

The other five people, while whispering, stared at the squad leader, the main focus was on the squad's cat ears.

Don't lie, what comprehensive monitoring, obviously is a group to watch the squad's cat ears.

Pretty girls wearing cat ears, is so rare, after you guys return to the gas company, they must be advertised (a certain girl in a certain building lives in a beautiful girl with a cat ear), when the time comes to the squad leader Those who check the gas will inexplicably get more.

The squad leader also felt that the other party was suspicious, but in any case, I could not think of the problem in my head.

"Is there a problem?" The squad swayed the cat's ear and asked the middle-aged man who used the pen to "test."

"No, no problem." The middle-aged man replied with guilty conscience. He squeezed his colleague who was constantly pushing forward with his back and said: "I will be next month... No, come back next week, natural gas safety cannot Ignore it."

The squad leader tried to keep the door politely.

After the gas company's interruption, the anger of the squad leader just gathered up, I was a little lost, but she still stared at me, waiting for my apology.

"I'm sorry, please don't be angry, the fish will return it to you..."

I really want to apologize.

At this time, Shu Zhe couldn't help himself. He grinned and said: "Sister, your ears..."