I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

After Xiong Yaoyue promised to keep secrets with me and Xiaoqin, he extorted some snacks and left with satisfaction.

"Although the weather is very hot, the wet clothes are almost dried on the body, but it is still very difficult, I have to go home and change clothes."

In order to be able to make a difference to Amy, the video in DV was retained (Xin Qin also strongly requested a copy), and no major evidence was recorded anyway.

And I am worried about what kind of strength, even if I am squatting and holding on Xiaoqin, even closer, there is no sister anything, as a sister, not qualified to interfere with my brother to find a girlfriend.

As for my resolute opposition to Kyle's approach to Amy, this is not the same thing, Amy is not an adult.

Wait, it seems that from a legal point of view, I am also underage...

In short, I am good for her. Of course, I have this power to be a brother. I absolutely want to screen all the bad products out of the team of pursuers.

Xiong Yaoyue is willing to keep us secret and shows the attitude of supporting our exchanges, which left a good impression on Xiaoqin.

"The last time Pooh borrowed a mobile phone from Ye Lin, I shouldn't be mischievous about her..."

After Xiong Yaoyue took the Pleasant Lamb Coupe and left, Xiao Qin whispered to me.

There is also a face to mention that thing, that time, Xiong Yaoyue was shocked by the mobile phone in the underwear, "it will be the top of the line", has already challenged the limit of shame, and replaced the person who could not open the palace color, I am afraid that the heart of suicide Have it.

I don't know why, with the episode of Xiong Yaoyue, I went to the amusement park with Xiaoqin, and it became a lot more natural.

From the very beginning, I noticed subconsciously that there was a strange Pleasant Goat peeping at me in secret, so I was uncomfortable.

Along with Xiao Qin, after playing the "mirror maze", "haunted house" and "cosmetic adventure", I felt a little dizzy.

The distorted figures in the mirror maze are not the main cause of my dizziness.

The extravagant costumes in the haunted house are poorly dressed and perform poorly. I think that if the Pleasant Goats of Xiong Yao Yue appear here, it will be even more scary.

It is mainly an indoor project of “Cosmic Adventure”, which allows tourists to sit on the double rocket, swinging up and down and swinging up and down, and supplemented by the background of the Galaxy. It is suspected that it was transformed from the torture tool of the Dregs Cave. Have you been tortured as well?

Xiaoqin played very happy, but I almost spit out the dinner the day before yesterday. This taste is too uncomfortable. I can't get motion sickness without motion sickness. It seems that my life and space travel will definitely not be there.

I don't feel comfortable when I see it. Xiaoqin volunteered to ask me if I want to end my journey to today's amusement park.

"Today is very happy, and then Ye Lin decided to go where, even if it is a knife and sea, I will follow."

No, the "Cosmic Adventure" just made my stomach down. If I go to the sea of ​​fire, my life will be completely explained.

Although I don't like all kinds of entertainment equipment from the bottom of my heart, I am hard to admit it.

"It doesn't matter, what do you like to play, even though I will play with you today."

"Really,." Xiaoqin flashed countless small stars in his eyes. "That... I went to the Hellfire Wheel that I said at the beginning..."

"Ah, I suddenly remembered something at home, let's go first."

"Well... well." For me who suddenly changed her mind, Xiaoqin had no choice but to disappoint.

Because the time is still early, the stomach is not hungry, I intend to invite Xiaoqin to dinner, when we two walked down the street, a little purposeless, feeling at a loss.

Since she left the amusement park, Xiao Qin became silent. She held my arm tightly and almost dragged me down the street.

"Well... Ye Lin, you have ‘that’.”

Xiaoqinqi asked strangely, let me be confused.

"Which."

"That is... that's the one, the one that is essential to become an adult with Ye Lin."

Isn’t Nima talking about condoms? Although there are thousands of things in my house, I don’t have the habit of carrying them.

“I hate it~ Ye Lin’s classmates understand it as a condom.” Xiaoqin glared at my arm. “There is no such thing as a bad person.”

"Not a condom, what is that."

Xiaoqin swayed his index finger and said it in a word:

"Of course, it is the body, the certificate, the ID card that Wu Sheng gave to you. With it, we can open and open the house."

"I also said that I am not sloppy. How can a girl take the initiative to mention such a thing? Actually, it is not necessary to have a condom, and an identity card is necessary."

"Because people want to give Ye Lin the same students and children, condoms are the most annoying."

And slow, you may not know, your mother is already pregnant with my father's child, if I let you conceive, then two people will come out, the father and son × mother and daughter's senior play, not so play. .

Looking at Xiaoqin's seriousness and carefully looking for a street-side hotel suitable for dedication, I felt a huge death threat.

Any aunt once said that if I and Xiaoqin stepped across the pool, they would smash the father's eggs. For me, at least a few bones should be broken.

As a high-level triad, Huo Zhenbang also said similar words, and the implementation is absolutely ten times more cruel than the aunt of the knife and mouth.

I can't hold it, and if I go to open the room with Xiaoqin, the paper can't hold the fire, and it will soon be known to the parents of Xiaoqin. Then I will be the same as the miscellaneous soldiers in the Beidou Shenquan, just wait for the countdown to end. It just broke the body and died.

And should not be indulged in the meat desires, not from the various martial arts novels already known, the martial arts people are the most bogey.

Moreover, even if I admit that Xiao Qin is my girlfriend, I have to hesitate for a moment. I am so qualified to take away the virginity of Xiao Qin.

I can't pass the psychological barrier. I am not the **** man of H Man. This kind of life is critical and will be condemned by the conscience. It is still reserved for the future... No, I want to understand it later.

"Xiao Qin, there is something in my online store. I will go home first."

In order to sever that possibility as soon as possible, I intend to take the 36th plan as the best policy.

"What, Ye Lin is actually..." Xiao Qin showed a very disappointing expression, and said: "I, I am so charming."

"It has nothing to do with your charm." I put my hands on the shoulders of Xiaoqin and comforted her. "I do have something. Today is your birthday. I can't accompany you later. I am sorry, it is better..."

I saw a stall selling small ornaments not far away. I said, "I will buy another small thing for you. Do you want it?"

"Yes." Xiaoqin did not hesitate to promise, "Ye Lin gave me something, no matter what I want."

So I took Xiaoqin to the front of the stall and originally planned to buy her a 15 yuan pendant. As a result, she had to buy a plastic ring of 2 yuan, but it looked colorful and very fairytale.

"Is it enough?" After paying the money, I asked very generously.

The jade bracelet that Xiaoqin is now wearing on her wrist is what Huo Zhenbang wants me to transfer, so I didn’t actually send Xiao Qin’s birthday present.

Can a ring of 2 yuan be a birthday present? For the current level of consumption, I am afraid that even primary school students are embarrassed to send it out.

What is rare is that Xiao Qin likes this ring very much, as if some part of her heart knows that jade bracelet is not like a gift that I can give and can afford, so compared with this, it is more than 2 yuan. Plastic ring for money.

After picking up the ring, Xiaoqin immediately put it on the ring finger of his left hand.

Hey, that's the wedding dress, the unmarried girl gave me the right hand, or changed a finger.

"Do not change, just do not change." Xiaoqin protects the ring on the left hand, in case I am snatched away, her stare at me in a vigilant manner, it is really cute.

"I am willing." She suddenly stood at the street with a loud volume.

"What are you willing to do." My second monk couldn't figure it out.

"Of course, I am willing to... marry Ye Lin." Xiaoqin screamed with a red face and reached out to the silent uncle who sold the jewelry. "There is a priest who testified, I agree with Ye Lin’s proposal. The rings are all worn."

"Well, I testify." This uncle does not sing, it is a blockbuster, this is the legendary boring.

Who gave you the power to verify the marriage, do you know where the Vatican is, and pretend to be a priest.

"Don't lie to get married." I held my chest in both hands, and righteously refused. "Let's say that the plastic ring is a low-end equipment that is not qualified to act as a wedding ring."

"Who said it." Xiaoqin obviously does not agree, "As long as there is love, even if it is a pull ring, it does not matter."

I just wanted to refute, but Uncle Sussie wiped his tears with his sleeves and said:

"Be content, boy, when I was a daughter-in-law, I spent 60,000 glory..."

There is nothing wrong with you here, 2 dollars will be bought, your priest is too worthless, and the 2 dollars is the **** I gave you.

"Plastic is also known as white garbage, a ring made of white garbage, what is the qualification for a wedding ring."

I subconsciously argued with Xiaoqin about the material of the wedding ring, so as not to argue about the "whether there is love" or the topic that confused me.

Xiaoqin bit his lip and thought about it.

"White garbage...that is, plastic is not easy to be naturally decomposed. I heard that it will not be decomposed in a hundred years. Doesn't this correspond to the wish of the wedding for a hundred years? Anyway, I think plastic rings are the best for marriage."

Those who are worried about the diamond ring will definitely agree with your point of view, but now you are not admiring your frugality, you must correct your wrong thinking, otherwise you will marry your birthday and tricks. Let's go together on the anniversary.

"Change a plastic ring that can be naturally degraded." I turned to the uncle Uncle.

"There is no such thing." Uncle Sussau is still immersed in deep emotions. "You guys are gone."

Xiaoqin probably also saw that I decided not to open a house with her today (she may be a little scared), so she will receive it when she is good, and her hands will be lifted to make a victory, and she will turn and ran and ran. Shouting:

"Ye Lin asked me to marry me. Although I pretended to be a birthday present, I was acquainted with it. Long live, what is the name of the first child? I am really upset..."

I have the heart to chase, but in that case, it is our turn to be surrounded by pedestrians on the street.